Let's be honest Yea Forums. You would've done the same as cypher, right?
Let's be honest Yea Forums. You would've done the same as cypher, right?
Actually I did. I get to live like a king. That's how I can get quads whenever I want.
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!?!?!
N-no this can't be happening!
What in the flying fuck
Oh shit I'm still in the matrix bros nigger Neo save me
Include me in the fucking screenshot you faggots
What the fuck
Witnessed
The Matrix confirmed. We're all in a simulation.
Do not try to increment the postid. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no postid.
Dont include me in the screenshot
Nice script faggot
holy fuck the matrix is real what the fuck holy sweet baby mama Jesus have mercy on our souls
Yes I would, but I'd check the bodies before assuming they're dead
If dubs then computer simulated reality confirmed
shit
Lol include this retard in the cap to r/4channel
Oh dear
WE WERE LIVING IN A FALSE TRUTH ALL ALONG
the boy ain't right
nice
HOLY GUAC
what sorcery is this
The prophecies were true
A SHE WAS A HOOAR
B SHE HIT ME
And...that wasn't mine kid she was carrying
Based and bluepilled
Put me in the screencap
saved
you tit
Wake up, user.
Reroll
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
AGENT TRUM... SMITH DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND SHUT THE GOYM DOWN
It's your fault the machines have so much power over us. You sick bastard selling us out for meme abilities. Humanity might never wake up now.
I don’t see a flaw with his endgoal. Who the fuck wants to live in some barren world where chicks are bald and they eat canned food like pets.
The actual intelligent goal would have been fusing machine and man. That's how you can tell that the Matrix was poorly written, the end game of all tech is the bio-mechanical tech singularity. If the machines wanted to torture man entirely out of reprisal (which is a human emotion), it would have been smarter to fuse with man. Now man doubts his achievements, were they his, or the machine's? It would be the machines using man's desire to improve, while also wounding his pride. No nukes, no sunlight being blocked, no batteries, none of that shit.
Plz Neo reboot the system.
Teach me Neo
Okay now THIS ia epic
Where can I find the white rabbit????
That's a YAASSS from me
We did it soilent!
Based and bluepilled
Would the machines have honored the agreement if he had been successful or just kill him? I feel like they would. The only reason humans weren't wiped out in the first place was because the machines still felt a sort of child/parent obligation to take care of their progenitors.
hold up
Neat
Did you calculate this shit man
Checked
LET ME OUT MOTHERFUCKER. I WANT OUT I WANT OUT I WANT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
no, because it's easier to go with the established flow. I wouldn't hatch some master plan like this.
I wanted to get out of the army and into civil service when the going got a little tough (conscription in Finland) but never got around to doing it so I did my 6 months anyway and had a grand old time.
Most people are socially complacent even in wartime like in The Matrix (not to compare my example to actual war).
>he didn't do over 6 months like a good goy
toasting in an epic bread
Absolutely would have, except for the "remember nothing" shit which was fucking retarded since if he got his memory wiped then how would he enjoy the rewards
bää bää sheep :DD
Most of the mah-cheen race did not think the same way Smith did. Honestly the humans didnt deserve how well they were treated and cared for.
Blessed thread
faggots he's a mod or a janny and can look behind the algorythm
im starting to question reality
stfu it's about memes not philosophy.
This guy always plays the most unlikable cocksuckers. Why?
Good.
please give me money
The scariest thing is we'll never know if this user is right, or just lucky*
Smith said they tried making literal heaven for the first matrix. People were to shitty for it though
i dont even know what to say...
how did he do it
quad and bluepilled
Amazing
do it again then
I FUCKING KNEW IT
fuck
It's real.
He's beginning to believe...
Please delete this before the mods see
SCREENCAP ME TOO
/g/ reporting in
He sold his soul to the interdimensional aliens.
script using fuck
>He called Quads?
Morpheus if you read this give me that redpill right now!
let me out of here
...
I SAID LET ME THE FUCK OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The machined needed people for energy and people needed machines to escape reality.
I don't think that's true at all. The machines could have easily used solar power, sky scorched or not. They could have easily become a space fairing entity.
The machines looked at earth and the human race as home and parent and were trying their best, in their own way to stay attached and care for it. Really, the machines were very human in a way since we created them. They inherited compassion, albeit a cold logical sort.
Didn't the films literally explain the reason the humans were put into sleep was so the machines could absorb their energy while they dreamed?
I don't remember them ever saying the machines could have done something else and were harvesting our garmonbozia for the lulz.
It just doesn't make sense, the machines even say they have alternative ways of surviving without humans but personally I don't see why they couldn't just fuck off to space, they'd fair far better.
>characters that did nothing wrong
fuuuuug
Holy fucking shit.
Same but I only wanted trips this time.
Today is a great fucking day for GETs on Yea Forums
>looks at steak on fork
>".. I also want to be a futa with a 12inch cock"
hahaha le numbers happened
what a coincidence (please disregard all the similar attempts that failed)
put me in the cap desu
wow wtf gusy include me in the screencap
apparently if they go into the sky they die or something which is why neo has them go into the sky in the last movie
based and bluepilled
Hey, me too. I feel like trips today.
>100+ reaction reply thread
>television and film