Thanks Netflix, now I'll never be able to sleep again

Thats pretty neat

Non-gore virgins think this is scary.

>I watched a Netflix original

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Stop posting this you fucking blatant shill

>image.jpg
is this your first day and you were out of reaction images, pal?

STOP ITTTTTTTTTTT

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>each repost is subtly different
so this is the power of $9/hour...

>pass user since 2019
fag
>netflix
yikes

I'D FUCK IT

no

>not supporting your favorite site
poorfag

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>no spooky yandere alien waifu

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he's a filthy phoneposter

Imagine sticking your benis :DD

How were the other team members waking up in his "dreams"? Were they just reality based constructs and cognitive projections borne from his own true feelings of doubt/fear?

yet another stealth /jazz-general/

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This, there is not way to for him to get back anyways.

jazz shills are too numerous, we need a culling

Spaceship does one of those time relativity things where hundreds of years have passed, but only a few months for the crew. Captain wakes up oblivious, seeing an old fling that tries to help him out. She tells him about whats happened and they try to wake up other crew members. One freaks out and tells him that the woman isn't what she seems. He begins to wonder what is actually happening and she wakes him . up, revealing him to be in a emaciated state where his crew is dead and stuck in a giant alien spider web, and she reveals her true self as some sort of spider that serves as a caretaker for travellers that get stuck in the web, implying that she gives them a simulated existance as an escape for the horrifying reality they can't escape. Ends with him starting all over again.

on what day of nofap am i on?

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thats crafty

is there any explanation as to why the alien is benevolent like this?

Do you need everything spoonfed to you?

Nah she's just not a dick

i didnt watch it dont be mean
i prefer just reading movie plots cause real movies take too long, this short sounded like a good one
weird, the fuck does she eat if not forgotten/stranded travelers...

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maybe you should just read books instead of being a pussy and not enjoying a visual medium of art?

...books take too long too :(

second "Thanks Netflix, now I'll never be able to sleep again"
>pass user since 2019

shills are so shitty at their job

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WOW NETFLIX WAY TO MAKE SOMETHING SCARY IN A HORROR THING, SO EFFICIENT

YOU NETFLIX HAVE WON THE INTERNET SIR

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Because it was intelligent. You can choose any reason beyond that if you want. Mercy, loneliness, whatever you wish. Intelligence is directly correlated with empathy.

Take ritalin so you can focus for more than 5 minutes then? Idk what to tell you guy, you seem really pathetic. These shorts are literally at max 17 minutes.

why not? it's sentient and lonely

I don't know, maybe its "web" might be some sort of plant that it eats to survive

whose bagina is that

im just shitposting dude, id watch them while doing so but ive got youtube on right now
would you say ritalin > aderall for real everyday use? Ive known i need something like that for awhile but haven't tried to get a description yet. Got a good rundown from a buddy on how he eventually got aderall but havent gotten any outside opinions

jazz