6 Captain Marble threads up

Me on the right

Aaaand it's a flop.

Fuck the tranny Jannies. Billy’s the one true Captain Marvel. Jere’s the fucking awesome shirt I’m wearing when I go see it.

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Fucking saved.

I hope everyone that posts about cape shit gets banned

>see a thread up with an attractive woman in a bikini in the OP
>thread deleted
>see obvious Yea Forums furbait thread
>hits bump limit

So is the mod gay/a tranny/or wahman?

nothing tops the socks with capes

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Yea Forums - MCU and Star Wars discussion

Now I’m getting these just so I can wear them to work.

stay on reddit

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>Shazam thread
>comfy memes

>Captain Memevel thread
>it's about its box office as no one has actually watched the movie

>comfy memes
Imagine actually being this low IQ and numale Yea Forums minded
fucking christ

Me right now

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I wonder if Gook-Moot gets checks for putting down all non Disney discussion here. It would explain a lot . We already know Mike and Jay have been compromised as well as RT and IMDB.

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@111823718
Trying to hard to fit in

cute....CUTE!!!

@111823718

no u for u faggot

I still can’t get over the fact that Billy got the first cape movie ever made. That shit blew my mind.

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I like the chest flap. Wish they kept that for the new movie. Would break up his costume a bit more instead of just being solid red
(Would have given him a bigger belt too)

Eva green thread got deleted too :(

Who else is seeing the Fandango screening tonight?

more like

>Captain Penis-Evy thread
>In your face incels this hot garbage no one liked is making billions from foreigners and rubes. We hate men but are just as good according to this movie! AAArrrgh. Feminism is validated at laaaaast.

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well technically it was a serial
but also technically it was "on the silver screen"

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Those are cool as fuck but it seems like the capes would get ripped in half the moment you touch them.

This is such a great shot.

Reddit humor:
>pushed by corporations
>safe, middle of the road, insincere, appeals to a wide variety of interest groups
>glorifies the image of the product it is pushing
>conforms to corporate and elite interests
>anti-democratic
>created by committee to sell products
>tries too hard to become a meme and in the process embed itself within the minds of consumers to sell more crap related to the franchise
youtu.be/Y5I4TA0yhr4?t=52

Yea Forums humor:
>anonymous origins
>free, democratic, open source
>subverts corporate interests and intentions (Bane in TDKR used to attack the movie, not praise it)
>not created to push a product or message, but rather to amuse and humor individuals
>created for a specific group of enlightened users, not dumbed down for the masses
>memes are not forced by corporations, but rather become popular due to their innate appeal
youtube.com/watch?v=DgbQGXTwiME

I legit hope they do creative things with him, like I really want him to be to a degree what Billy envisions when he thinks of superheroes, which means his appearance could change over time.

I wanted to really bad, but there weren’t any showings close to me and I work weekends.

Fucking BASED.

Sorry no one gives a fuck about your flop movie DCuck

This actually looks great considering when it was made.

If it's a flop and nobody cares, why does it bother you so much?

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It doesn't. I'm just here to laugh at you.

many people consider it the second best serial ever made after Flash Gordon

Quite the opposite these threads brighten up my day because I can laugh at retards like you

JUST SAY THE WORD

what is this expression trying to convey?

A buddy I used to work with watched it all on YouTube said it’s really good. I might devote an afternoon to it before release.

there's a part where he helps the crew of a ship during a storm and the effects are amazing
I'll try to make an webm

>Careful, sir. They’re sharp! Might I suggest a liberal application of our complimentary buttery topping?

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How long until embargo drops, 5 hours?

how many cats do you hoard

Awesome! My dad bought me the the whole Flash Gordon set on VHS when I was a kid because I loved the De Laurentiis movie so much.

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Wahlberg would be proud

SAY IT!!!!!!!!

2 or 3 from what I've heard

OKAY

NIGGER
*poof*

If won’t say it, wait’ll they get a load of me.

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Rotten Toenails said 3pm PST time
So 5 hours and 20 minutes

I am! Going at 4pm, cause I got shit to do tonight...

>PST
man fuck the west coast

*turns into Digimon Hanzo*

>Us already came out
>This is still RT's facebook and twitter header

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I fucking hate Brie bros

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That’s fucking awesome! Thanks for making that.

She’s so unlikeable that my distaste is starting leak over onto other actresses that even vaguely look like her. I noticed it while I was watching Jack Ryan today.

Pic related.

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Disney bots are doing their job. It's just about money, user, nothing personal.

Enjoy, bro!

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fuck sarina is top tier, she is really cute
too bad she's become fat

Lol fucking nice.

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Asher Angel a cute.

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If you haven't figured it out yet, the Captain Marvel containment threads are only made for the posters on this board who want to call everyone incel and "own" the ebil alt-right nazis.
Notice how it's nobody actually defending the film and it's nothing but the same petty insults over and over again.

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Man of Murder

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What actually happens is Disney pays a third party company (normally in some shithole of a country) via a shell company to threaten to DOS Yea Forums if they aren't allowed to post as they want. Hiro complies because what little are money he gets can't afford DOS mitigation, and so this marketing company gets to play as many shill threads as they want. Note that this shilling only happens on boards without flags and IDs, despite boards like /pol/ having a far higher traffic. Also note that similar things occur on Yea Forums and /g/. If Hiro implemented flags and IDs on all boards, a lot of the shilling would stop.

holy shit thats fucking amazing

>Wearing a muscle suit for this

CHADZAM!

I love special effects from this time period of movies. Not enough miniatures are used these days.

Oh, I’ve totally noticed that.

Fucking kek.

I would be all for IP flags.

>Ben Affleck wears a couch = best Butman evah!
>Zachary Levi wears a padded suit = OMG IT'S SO RIDICULOUS
Granted, I wish they had done a better job on the shoulders because when he moves his arms up it looks weird, but that's a matter of quality of the work

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also, first time I'm seeing the weaving pattern on his suit, and it's a greek pattern which is very nice

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OK, that’s pretty fucking cool.