A pansexual DEFCON-level fun space orgy. nice

a pansexual DEFCON-level fun space orgy. nice

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Sickening degenerate shit. Not star trek.

>the future based god-like time traveling red angel entity is mother to the uppity bitch that started and ended a galactic war and also completely altered the course of history for a galactic empire in a parallel universe

wow and its only been 2 seasons. what a family.

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>oh fuck, we basically have zero actual writing for this episode
>time to have a long discussion about bisexuality, pansexuality, and ffm group sex!

every time you think it can't get worse, it finds a way.

I stopped after season one, is this real?

Yes.

wait what?! OP wasn't just making a stupid joke?
Space orgies in STAR TREK?!
Nope. Refuse to believe it.

Yeah, a chick that ugly definitely calls herself "pansexual" and "polyamorous"

its not star trek, its STD.

Pls no

It was mmf

Based

Basically

No, for that would actually be interesting. No, the red angel is michael's time traveling mom.

It's awful. All it's fans should be executed.

it doesn't have any actual fans.

Retards exist whether you want to admit it or not.

Why would DEFCON be a reference Emperor Georgiou would even know? The last episode reeked of millenial writers whose frame of reference comes exclusively from Buffy & Doctor Who sassmouth.

the better question is why is an 60 year old ex-empress talking like a teenager.

Literally who?

>ywn lick her ass while Michael pegs you

Why live?

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Fucking christ that ugly ginger twat looks like someones single 43 year old aunt who shows up uninvited to leech of the familial happiness that your own nuclear family gives off.

How can Trek have fallen so low.

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>hooray for more diverse body shapes!

Fuck off, Starfleet is a quasi-militaristic organisation and should have fitness standards

that makes it worse, and kind of hot

This..and how the hell is anyone fat in the ultra-sleek future anyhow...they should have a fix for that shit as well by now.

But she won the 5k, user.

Women will have tight waists and slender faces, but huge asses and boobs. Men will be fat free.

She beats all the others in her program for asthmatic junior captains in a half marathon despite having a yeast infection so bad that it causes her to hallucinate a black woman that she yells at for 5 minutes.

She won a 21K.

>seth macfaglane show turns into an uninspired cringefest with forced homo bullshit
what a shock

We get it, you're """not""" gay.

cringe. kill yourself for having such shit taste

>cringe
That's some nice """not""" gay slang your have there, guy that writes like a black kid.

So they identified the Red Angel as Michael by comparing neural signatures, and the doctor even boasts about how he's sure of it because he's such an expert. Then they show that it's her mother. So she and her mother have the exact same neural signatures? Kinda makes the whole "neural signature" worthless. Less reliable than fingerprints.

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you might actually be seth macfaglane himself lel, fucking hack

Interesting use of the word DEFCON considering Earth was almost wiped out by nuclear war. Billions died. Thats like saying
>My threesome with my sister and that futa alien crewmember was hotter than the ovens at Dachau

>keeps writing like a black kid because his parents are poortrash
>thinks anyone cares about his crush on seth macfarlane
We get it. You literally can't stop thinking about chugging cocks.

have sex and get good taste.

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5 keylime pies?

bio signature

>using the insults feminists use
*waves hard penis in front of your faggot mouth*
Only a matter of time before you start sucking, fagboy.

Defcon is just a danger rating

No, it's a war readiness rating.

Ironically that's exactly what the asian BDSM milf would say.

The Emperor and Saru are saving this show

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...and it was written by the new showrunner (the lesbian).

>Space orgies in STAR TREK?!

You forget that TNG had this degenerate.

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At least Riker wasn't a F*ggot.

Close enough

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why cant the universal translater filter out her T H I C C accent?

she's probably her own mother

Data was only exploring his huma-like capabilities, leave him alone.

It was a section 13 space orgy

Why do liberals understand that Trek being liberal in the 1960's means breaking taboos not throwing shit in your face as some weird victory dance and having no regard for the narrative?

its more that people don't understand that x pride and x rights movements are always a reaction to perceived attacks. There's no "ginger rights" or "ginger pride" movement because no one is attempting to disenfranchise gingers. So if no one is attacking people for being gay, then being gay stops being an identity, and stops even really having a definition. Its just an activity preference and sould be as much as a source of pride as preferring to jog to walking or running.

Politics are entirely reactionary right now and no one involved in reactionary politics can see past their constant kneejerking to everything.

It's made worse by the Jew tying up all media and then filling it to burst with fag shit. They will eat corpus amounts of their own shit the day media is 'rested forever from their grasp. Entanglement isn't tamed yet but I surmise the solution lies in Entanglement and the slit experiment quantum eraser. Or somewhere down the middle. When this happens they will eat corpus amounts of their fag shit and their own shit!

>wuhhh? I thought the leftwing commies were edgelords fighting for the underdogs and not just society destroyers.
imagine being this gullible in 2019.

Dachau did not have ovens

RIP robot-face woman. I knew not her name nor anything else about her, nor any other regular member of the crew. In fact there's some dark haired woman officer who I'm pretty sure I never saw before but she's just there now and she's involved in things. *shrugs*

RIP robot. We hardly knew ye - literally

Also, Michael punching that one guy for making a bad call and getting her parents killed is nice, considering she started the Klingon War.

I'm just glad they put two conservative gay men in the show and skipped the trannies entirely. I mean forget I said that, they're probably reading this thread for ideas for the Picard show.

one of the fags is trans-dimensional now, though. He's so trans he can't stay with his cis-dimensional partner anymore.

literally i have the episode still playing rn.

I came straight here to find the thread about that scene as soon as i heard the words.

were living in hell.

i swear to god if this shit runs for more seasons than ENT did (that is to say 4) im just going to stop consuming mass media all together.

The episode was so retarded.
Especially at the end.
Spock standing in their way saying he won't let them to micheal, when they could have just turned on the life support with a button. Which they do immediately after the red angel appeared.

>they could have just turned on the life support with a button
yes but if they do that the red angel will just fuck-off and not fall into the trap (wich in itself raise the question of why wouldn't the red angel spawn before Burnham is litteraly dead but that's another debate)
I mean this whole fucking episode is an unending mess with amazingly stupid dialogs like the one OP quoted and this bit of writting isn't the worst

Yeah but at that point they wanted to save micheal and abandon the plan.

oh yeah that's right, I assume nobody wants to get shot by pushing the button. Still retarded tho
just like the fact that gaydoc said that he was 100% sure this was Micheal according to the red angel data and then somehow this is her mother

I liked how, until that point, they thought michael was the red angel. so their plan was
>we need to kill me so me can time travel to bring me back to life

reminder that this not only beat 4 fit people in a half marathon, but set new records doing it

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this is so idiotic, I really don't know how someone from the STD writting team didn't raise the question of why wouldn't the red angel spawn before if she is Michael, or why, if she really wanted to not be captured, travel in time before the attempted murder/suicide to prevent the plan from happening
this as to be the more poorly thought out set-up for the lamest plot-twist in all of star trek history

It could have been worse, it could have been mmf.

It was MMF contextually

it wasn't just mmf, it was bisexual mmf.

*pansexual mmf

>is mother to the uppity bitch

You know how I can tell you're a fucking tourist here? Get the fuck out

This isn't as bad as

>the ship is upside down

from the previous episode

Calling the twist for next episode:
Michael is a clone of her mother and not actually her child, that's why the biological signature was 100% identical.

>friend is huge libtard
>also diehard Trekkie
>tells me how much STD sucks, and how it doesn't "get" what Star Trek is
>later on backpeddles when his favorite redditors start talking about how progressive it is and it "puts its money where its mouth is on being a TRUE futuristic utopian society" etc.
I wish this was a joke, but he literally can't escape the cognitive dissonance. Apparently he's a shameless lib before he's a Trek fan.

I always enjoy “things that never happened” theater.

She speaks way better english than that, btw unironically am liking S2 alot.
I actually want them to announce it being renewed for 3 seasons so they can really plan out a decent story arc.I feel its all thats missing.
I just know now that show has won me over its getting cancelled or some shit.

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>She speaks way better english than that
Yeah, I read somewhere that the showrunners asked her to play up the accent for some reason.

They don't want anyone watching.

She's the definition of uppity bitch. And you know it or you wouldn't be reacting this strongly.

What's stupider is that by saving her life her mom altered the timeline to cause the Klingon war in the first place.

After stopping to have a (fictional) conversation halfway through nonetheless.

I stopped watching STD after finishing season 1. Is season 2 worse so far?

They made efforts to correct some of the issues with the first season, but the writers are just too weak to to course correct at this point. Not to mention they’re going out of their way to make all the amateur writing mistakes they did not already make.

Just when I thought there was some hope for this show, the Eternal Kurtzman strikes again.

Bisexuality for tumblrinas who don't want to exclude their tranny friends.

is she terran or klingon?

I had not heard that, might sell better overseas poss?

Saru has been a non-entity since his episode and as much as I love Michelle yeoh, she cant help this shitshow. Though episode one geoegio was great.

It’s the idea that cartoonish representation of caricature is progressive identity politics.

Damn, notorious buttslut Aubrey Hollander looks like THIS now??

>checked
Or the Burnham ends up using the suit and the time the neural signature was taken was a time she used it and not her mom? It is time travel, so she could have used it to time travel but the show present time has not reached that point in time.
Also, for those who also watch, does it kinda seem like they are going to end this with the origin of the Borg?

have sex

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Well even as far back as TOS the mirror characters were aggressively more sexual weren't they?