Pitch me a movie with these two

>not Fashion Disaster in Little Italy

Brother Vodoo and Doctor Strange Team-Up: Into the Mojoverse

Blue Beetle&Booster Gold
It writes itself.

reminder that nic cage used male prostitutes

Reminder that Ezra Miller is a male prostitute

based

Nah. Prostitutes charge money.

Instead of money he gets roles, it's currency either way

Miller plays a mentally ill, bullied, politically extreme college student. Cage plays a professor and mentor who sees potential in Miller, and is trying to help him. Miller hatches a complex, complicated plan to massacre all the students at the university. ALL of them, thousands, like a mastermind super villain. When Cage realizes it's too late to help Miller, he sees he's the only one who can stop him. So he gets his guns, knives, and any other weapons that may be useful, and hunts down Miller on the university campus, which now looks like a hellish, flaming wasteland.

Simple.
Do a parody "real life" sorta movie.
Ezra is to co-star with nick cage in an upcoming movie, so his agent sets up a 4 day weekend with him, while a ton of other actors whos working on ezras current (and wrapping up movie) who have worked with cage before try to warn him.

When he meets cage, they go on an adventure thats so far out of control from the moment nick gets behind the wheel of the car that its impossible to back down. Ham up all the crazy ass rumors about nick cage, from him believing he's his characters in real life, to believing hes really clark kent, and just throw in an absolute ton of crazy ass shit nick does in the movie, but in real life with ezra freaking out the entire fucking time.

So, basically the hangover cranked to 11 from about 5m in till the end without the booze and staring nick cage being neick cage. 100% needs to be a scene with him meeting his son at a comic book store and his son is trying to roundhouse kick employees for reasons, and nick cage jumps in to help

I just bingewatched this entire post and now I feel like I've just smoked DMT, gg faggot

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Guy on the right's jaw implants look ridiculous

Nic Cage is trapped in a space station as it hurtles away from a supernova explosion after emergency procedures were initiated, and has to find peace with his own life as he slowly loses life suppirt systems and food. Towards the end of the movie some interesting things happen with a hallucinogenic nebula that he enters into and “communes” with, but the ending doesn’t show his death as I want his journey to continue on in our imaginations. Oh and Ezra plays some guy who gets disintegrated by the supernova near the start.

an hour and a half of Nick beating that smarmy cunt into a pulp with choir music playing faintly in the background

Back to the Future remake

Cage = Doc Brown
Ezra = Marty

Marty accidently turns his father gay, now he must impregnate his own mother to save the future.

Cage=captain cold
Ezra = flash
Matt Berry= gorilla Grodd

That Willy Wonka remake they were going to make with Ezra (as Wonka obviously), Nick Cage as Slugworth

The Flash falls in love with The Death of Superman.

Unable to confess...

Back to the future reboot

What if Ezra really casts Nick in the Flash movie? That would be crazy

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I'd actually go see it opening night

Batman Beyond

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

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who is that asian qt

That's Nagini aka Claudia Kim

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>tfw a girl will never look at me like that

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Filthy Frank, the later years.
Cage plays god and Frank has to kill him to save his realm.

Die in a fire, faggot.

Cage fucks off and it’s 2 hours of me pounding that sweet boypussy

Call Me By Your Name sequel

Announcing sequel to Game Night

That's how everyone looks at him desu, they can't help but smile when he's around

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True Detective Season 4

is this filthy frank

Tommy "Maniac" Dalton (Nicholas Cage) is a cocaine addict, martial arts entusiast and retired con-man. He used to be the best of the best. Now, it ain't like it was before. His fast-talking, high-energy scams and ability to fight his way out of tough spots don't work anymore. The world is changing. There's a new style, epitomized by Johan "Anything" Goldstein ( Ezra Miller). He's slick, meticulous, speaks several different languages, and uses medication, illusions and manipulation to achieve his goals.

What happens when these two men are recruited by Nick Castillo ( Oscar Issac) to con Gareth Richards (Brendan Fraiser), old money arms smuggler and his fiance/bodyguard Sophia Lindelof ( Charlize Theron) as they prepare to convert their assets into cash and retire to Jamaica.

Can the men reconcile their differences and get the job done?

No but he's going to play him in the inevitable biopic

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I'd watch it.

Ezra Miller plays Cage's son, who gets dumped on his doorstep by his whore of a mother, in a coming of age comedy/drama.

Easy. A movie about the PUA community.

Sounds pretty kino actually

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Back Door Sluts 10

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A notorious criminal (played by Nicolas Cage) must must break an evil curse in order to rescue an abducted girl (Ezra Miller) who has mysteriously disappeared inside a dark supernatural universe. Directed by some Japanese auteur.

Whiplash meets Zoolander. nic cage is an over the hill former male model teaching his student to be the male model of the century, at all costs

JoJo Part 7

I put Ezra down with a bullet to the head and then shake Cage's hand on my way to prison, comfy in the knowledge that I've done a good thing for the world and fully prepared to do the time for it.

Unbelievable based. You're a true american patriot, and a national treasure, sir.

So edgy, try having sex

SOON

Homosexual wrestling duo that becomes estranged but reunited ten years later in the ring.

The director recently had an head attack. I hope the project doesn't fall apart last minute like Burton's Superman.

Cage is a retired detective (he killed an unarmed black kid) who uses the help of a psychic (Lupia Ngongo) to track down a serial killer (Ezra).

absolutely based

Sounds like Season 4 of True Detective is finally getting back on track.

It's an airport novel plot. It's been done before but normie's will buy still tix and think it's original.

Yikes, calm down reddit.

I don't believe in novel plots, only novel writers.

Basically this:

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he cute

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lowkey YAAAS-core

>ezra feet.png

>Not knowing he fixed them long ago, and that 7-year old picture was shilled by anti-DC spammers
cringe

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>Cast Nic Cage as Jay Garrick

Done.

And now I really want this to happen.

That's why you have never published.

Gay

I'm not in the publishing business, I'm in the directing business.

This apologist is in every one of these threads and he always replies lightning fast. Thread obviously created by Ezra or his agent. Like stealing our ideas???????????????

And why you have never directed anything... oh wait, you're the Ezra shill!

I'm just a big fan and tired of seeing baseless slander posted about him. I'm also on Yea Forums fairly often. I didn't make this thread and I am clearly not the only fan of his around here.
There's virtually no difference between that (posting facts) and the opposite of it, which was posting said 7-year old photo as if it meant anything whatsoever. And it was posted a lot, pretty pathetic.

And obviously the reason that picture ended up being chosen was because that's literally all they had. A seven year old picture of his feet. Because everything else on him looks so good nowadays.
It's the ultimate cope if you think about it.

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KEK, and same as always - no reply because you know I'm right and you have no argument.
Imagine being so asspained about someone that you can't admit "you're right, his feet aren't fucked up anymore and I apologize".
Luckily for you though, I'm a very forgiving person and when you're ready to apologize feel free to do so.