WHERE'S MY SECOND MOVIE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!
THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE FIRST ONE!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE'S MY SECOND MOVIE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!
Kayden Price
Elijah Harris
>expecting a blockbuster about declaring war on God to ever be made
Americans would throw a tantrum the likes of which has never been seen
Bentley Carter
it's 2019 though
David Davis
Sorry gentile but *rubs hands* we simply can't allow that.
Ethan Kelly
There's an HBO miniseries reboot user
get hyped
It will be MUCH better
Andrew Moore
>god bad! we kill!
Jayden Green
>
was it good?
Evan Lopez
for a moment I thought that was Talulah Riley
James Sanchez
It plummeted at box office nigga. Why would they make a sequel?
Adrian Mitchell
you're getting an HBO series this year, my man.
Kayden Stewart
Get over it Elon
James Bennett
WHAT!? SERIOUSLY!!???
HOLY SHIT!!! THANK GOD!!! THANK YOU user YOU MADE MY DAY!!
FUCK YEAH!!! I LOVE YOU HBO FOR HAVING BALLS!
Nicholas Gray
what do you anons think your Dæmon would be ?
Juan Jackson
probably a rat or a snake or something like that
Connor Baker
The books were pretty hardcore for being meant for young readers. All those references to genital mutilation.
And you know waging war against God.
Jaxson Rodriguez
Nathaniel Brown
This but unironically
Jaxson Kelly
I really want to re-read them but i'm worried it might ruin my memory of them.
12 year old me, half a lifetime ago, thought they were fucking amazing.
I'm almost certain that they'll hold up but if they don't it would really suck.
Maybe i'll wait until i have some kids to read them to one day probably a bit early and freak them out. That's my plan for most of the YA stuff i loved.
Zachary Lee
lol
Charles Peterson
I like how the director held the real ending hostage for a sequel. And then a sequel never happened. and literally no one will ever see that ending.
Andrew Cooper
should have made a good movie then shouldnt he
Isaac Gonzalez
Heh, pige.
Cooper Lee
A horse with a HUGE cock.
James Flores
The didn't really kill God, goddamn it. They stumbled into his godmobile and accidentally'd one of the windows, and God was so old and busted that the contact with air outside of his protective bubble disintegrated him.
Kids in the book are not murderers.
Ayden Clark
It turns out that the God they all worshiped was actually the devil in disguise and that God is actually like in our world where you can’t physically interact with him and just have to study the Bible (though they imply he partially manifests as the dust that gives everyone their magic)
Lucas Rogers
Jaxson Fisher
As a kid I was told to not watch it because it's anti-christian.
Anyways, is god the God god, or the gnostic "god", like Sauron?
Brayden Cooper
I loved the books but that movie was trash, or at least the dialogue was.
That's not actually what happens.
Nolan Watson
>Anyways, is god the God god, or the gnostic "god", like Sauron?
Neither. Angels are a species from another world that controls other worlds through the Christian churches that are set up in the other worlds. "God" is just the ruler of the angels, no omnipotent powers or anything. If you ignore the author being a fedora-tipper, I think it's a cool scifi/fantasy premise.
Samuel Peterson
Calm down buddy, don’t drop your fedora. LMAO
Mason Carter
the first book & the movie doesn't really even get into that stuff
Colton Wright
Why you want it? The books get progressively worse...
Lyra is no more than a secondary character in the second book and the whole third book was mostly passed in the underworld, what a fucking boring shit.
David Mitchell
>HBO
I fucking wish
It's a BBC series.
Will is gonna be black, screencap this
James Perry
It's a co-production.
Lots of good HBO co-productions, like My Brilliant Friend or The Young Pope.
The quality should be there.
>muh black character
mouth breathing retard
Austin Wilson
what for? cute flatchested actress became a manfaced titcow years ago