IT WAS ALL A MEME
IT WAS ALL A MEME
Grayson Morales
Noah Cox
I USED TO READ THE QUIBBLER MAGAZINE
this is my favorite stillborn meme, up there with "ahh tony help"
Jaxon Murphy
“Black could be anywhere”
And he’s a nigger! Best line in the movie
Fucking based
Connor Wood
intro:
>NEVEL: What? You wanna rob the Hogwarts train, are you crazy?
>B.E.M: Yes, yes, motherfucker, motherfuckin right, nigga yes
>NEVEL: What?! We're gonna get expell-
>B.E.M: Nigga it's eighty-seven nigga, is you dead broke?
>NEVEL: Yes, but, but...
>B.E.M.: Motherfucker is you broke motherfucker? We need to get some motherfuckin paper nigga
>NEVEL: Yes but it's the Hogwarts train, nobody's ever robbed-
>B.E.M: Just listen man, your mother giving you money nigga? My moms don't give me shit nigga, it's time to get paid nigga. Is you wit me? *draws wand* Motherfuck is you wit me?
>NEVEL: Yeah I guess...
>B.E.M: Alright then nigga let's make it happen then!
Christian Garcia
haha harry potter black minor character and hip hop lyrics lol
Jack Anderson
first verse:
>IT WAS ALL A MEME
>I used to read quibbler magazine
>fred, george and me up in the quidditch team
>moving pictures on my wall
>seems like everyday, snake attack, sleeping in the great hall
>way back, when I had the red and gold robe and a hat
>with a snitch to catch
>remember second year, the flying car
>whoever thought that two kids would take it that far
>now I'm in the wand-light, that lumos tight
>time to be afraid, making potion with some nightshade
>born wizzer, opposite of a squibba
>bertie bott's every flavour beans for dinner
>peace to weasleys, seamus, hermoine
>still wearing specs, still fucking ginny
>still winning cups like you thought I would
>same wand, phoenix feather holly wood
>it's all good
Ethan Adams
hermoine and ginny as a rhyme doesn't really work
Austin Foster
Nigger Potter
Camden Rodriguez
It's like trying to catch smoke
Justin Ramirez
he cute
Xavier Howard
Meanwhile, in a better timeline...
>I will NOT have a nigger wizard in MY movies!!!!
Thomas Ramirez
What was biggie smalls doing in hogwarts?
Ryder Flores
AYOO we finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. Fo real each episode followin pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' niggas from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted
Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack
>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AWH HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs"
I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil niggas is readin Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Nigga was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy.
Parker Thompson
Fuck all you squibs
Get a wand motherfucker
Yeah this parchment is dedicated
To all the professors told me I'd never amount to nothin
To all the people lived above the diagon alley I was hustlin in
Called the aurors on me when I was just tryna make some money to feed my dragon
And all the mudbloods in the struggle
You know what I'm saying? It's all good baby baby
Joshua Russell
I used to read upvote magazine
Pepe and Voyak up in the limousine
Josiah Morgan
TIMBS FOR MY SLYTHERINS IN LONDON
Justin Kelly
This board isn’t black enough. The blackest thing I listen to are gorillaz and death grips. It’s not even close.
Evan Rivera
>"Black could be anywhere"
>And he’s a nigger
>And he's a Gryffindor in the same year as Harry and therefore shared a dorm room with him for 6 years, but was never seen outside this scene
Owen Moore
based
Zachary Baker
Friendly reminder that Bem is non-canonical.
It literally was all just a dream.
Isaiah Gray
black magic
Ryder Gray
>"AWH HELL NAW"
Every time
Cameron Moore
sick shit
Jacob Moore
feed
Josiah Brown
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH