Love, Death & Robots is the definition of all style no substance

>feminist propaganda
He probably thinks Sonnie is fighting because of the MUH RAPE background

I don't know why everyone misunderstands what's happening in that scene. You'd think the ending would make it completely clear.

more liek Onions, Reddit & Homos

How? I didn’t get that feeling from it.

It was feminist propaganda because it meant that what one man did means that all men are bad. They literally said men are bad and evil. Not to mention the plot armor that her creature had while fighting. It’s like the opponent didn’t even try.
Then the whole scene where she wasn’t really dead was stupid because plot armor. Plus she’s a lesbian.

>It was feminist propaganda because it meant that what one man did means that all men are bad.
One of her teammates is a man. One of the bad guys was a woman. The part where she wasn't really dead wasn't plot armor, it was the whole point of the story. 5/10 made me reply.

>One of her teammates is a man.
Except he literally never speaks and she may even just be using him and doesn’t care about him.

>One of the bad guys was a woman.
No, she was a robot. Not a woman.

>The part where she wasn't really dead wasn't plot armor, it was the whole point of the story.

It literally wasn’t “the whole point of the story” it was the last 30 seconds of the episodes.

>They literally said men are bad and evil.
Congrats, you got played.

>plot armor
>in a 15 minute animated short
>with one fight
Is winning something just plot armor now?

A lot of feminist states on twitter bemoaning the mysogynistic nature of most episodes, combined with these comments, makes me think it's more middle of the road than at first glance.

>How? I didn’t get that feeling from it.

Climate change propaganda

It was explained in my post you dummy how she only won because her opponent hardly fought back.

It's just incredibly cookie cutter and formulaic. None of the animation is anything special and the dialogue is pure reddit / cringe.

It's like a board of executives saw Adult Swim for the first time and decided to ape it.

fpbp

It's a mixed bag, some have some substance and others are just romps, why does everything have to be binary ffs

I assumed she was good at fighting because her brain was directly connected inside the creature, not just some cybernetic link.

>Except he literally never speaks
He speaks multiple times through the entire episode.
>No, she was a robot.
For a robot she sure bled a lot.
>It literally wasn’t “the whole point of the story” it was the last 30 seconds of the episodes.
The story is called "Sonnie's Edge" and it is about what is Sonnie's edge when fighting. Those last 30 seconds reveal what her edge is which is also why she didn't die.

My thoughts exactly. Some episodes are pleb action shorts, some are huge pleb filters, and in between are shades of grey. I knew when watching it that the paranoid would see politics in everything as usual and it's only their loss. Sometimes I wonder why we bother discussing film and television at all when it seems that we've all constructed ourselves to be biased and having an opinion on every single stupid thing we see is mandatory.
Look at how utterly banal this post is
There is no meaning in it at all yet I'm sure he means every word and felt important in sharing this with the rest of us.

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great tits pussy

I think the point of the first episode it wasnt feminist because even the beast trusted the female but like all females do they betray even other females.

>style

It has the worst aesthetic, zero sense of relevant style.

Define "relevant style" and explain why a cartoon show needs to have a sense of it.

I liked it. As good if not better than the animatrix. The CGI photoreal stuff is excellent. I have to say I really enjoyed the Victorian China with the 9 tailed foxes. Kinda gotta a superhero theme.

KEK what is that gif?! holey moley

Post best shorts

1)Zima Blue
2)Aquila Rift
3)Good Hunting

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HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>no substance

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DAMN LIBERAL CATS KILL THEM ALL

Further confirming that Alastair Reynolds deserves a movie. The day they announce a Revelation Space film I will literally ejaculate on the spot.

The Witness was great purely for its animation

>female character is main character
>hur dur dis is blatant feminism

god forbid there are women characters other than damsels in distress

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The answer to netflix question is:
Zima Blue

Your presence is requested in the Captain Marvel Box Office General thread, my guy. I think an alt-righter just sneezed so you should go yell at them.

>REEEEEEEEE ALL THE ART I CONSUME HAS TO BE RIGHT-WING!!!!!
Imagine being this much of a fucking snowflake, holy shit.

nah Iv had too many "discussions" with mongs about how a Disney character isn't going to change their world/society just because its a female. Waste of time

>I watched a netflix original

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Based discord tranny

I didn't realize it was a cartoon until the second episode.

Problem is episodes were so uneven which is to be expected from an anthology. Only few really had your typical three-act structure, like Suits and Secret War.

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WANNA SEE SOME PUSSAY?!

I wonder who made Alternate Histories

Yogurt was the only good one. Don't @me

Garbage. One or two decent episodes in a sack of shit. Fuck you Yea Forums for making me slog through this

The witness was roto scoped ya?

Three words, three symbols, only three episodes worth watching. I wish they'd make a cyborg/zeno pokemon game out of pic related

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>Only few really had your typical three-act structure
Short stories aren't limited by muh three act faggotry. They're literary one act plays.

This

youtube.com/watch?v=VEzwJmvKppI

>I wish they'd make a cyborg/zeno pokemon game out of pic related
I remember an old game for the genesis that was basically this. It was a fighting game, but the premise was that you were a monster fighter. The two main characters were a big ass turtley-rock guy and a squid monster.
I thought of it the minute they went into the ring.

DUDE GORE LMAO
DUDE OVERWATCH LMAO
DUDE TITANFALL LMAO
DUDE LIBERAL SELF MASTURBATION LMAO
DUDE COMMUNISM LMAO
they cant fucking help themselves can they

that's the point.

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>dude video games and boogeymen lmao!

copying the style of popular video games and Into The Spider-Verse

>female protag
>It’s feminist propaganda

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You forgot
>DUDE NUDITY

>an episode where they literally spend 10 minutes jerking themsleves off on how they'd murder hitler before proclaiming russians to be the first to the moon
>not self masturbation

>M-MOM THEY'RE BULLYING HITLER AGAIN!
QQ you sensitive pussy.

>QQ
go back to retardera

more like:
all style
all heart
and a lot of substance depending on which one you watch

I've never been there, nor am I that user, but QQ is certified ancientfag (pre-2007)

Overrated as fuck. These were good:

The Witness
Sucker of Souls
Beyond the Aquila Rift
Shape-Shifters
Helping Hand
Fish Night
Zima Blue
Ice Age

The rest varies from mediocre to pure shit. I mean, what's up with "When the Yogurt Took Over" and "Alternate Histories"? That was unwatchable.

Jackass the black bitch told the rich cuck #1 her “weakness” after he tried to buy her out so she could get the for sure neck slash in

Alternate Histories is a total waste of time.

Beyond the aquila rift was pretty good. Almost got hard from cgi tits.

When the Yogurt Took Over is an analogy for the possibilities of unchecked AI

Why is shape shifters on there but not secret war you bastard

>I assumed she was good at fighting because her brain was directly connected inside the creature, not just some cybernetic link.
It's like she says, the edge she has in the matches is because it's actually life and death for her.
Her original body was just a puppet she controlled the way everyone else controlled their monster.
There's even a direct line of exposition about how no one can see past angry grrl out for revenge.

>When the Yogurt Took Over is an analogy for the possibilities of unchecked AI
It's a gag played on every AI or nanotech takes over story.

>shape-shifters
literally just a furry fan fiction

Neil Blomkamp did the scifi short film anthology better.

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Had potential but Netflix had to insert some social views or whatever the fuck

With a healthy dose of "white man bad", despite the girl's mother being killed by an Asian in the opening sequence, which apparently had nothing to do with the story.

I wish blender/sfm porn vids were as good as this. Might actually be able to fap to them.

Actually the schlock he has on his youtube would be perfect for this series

>saying its pointless to have a point about pointless things while actually doing exactly that in your post
lmao, aren't you a smart guy.

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someday we'll get there user, still too expensive though. perhaps it will be easy/cheap enough when we solve uncanny valley face movements

They are

The style is substance itself

The Witness was trash.

t. fat roastie

you're thinking of good hunting. but you're right, the hamfisted delivery of the social message felt like they were trying to meet a quota for political correctness or something instead of trying to stay true to their characters. i don't at all mind the idea of the idea of the kitsune becoming a spirit of vengeance, murdering rapists to punish them. but having all the villains be evil westerners, and then showing her standing on top of a union jack was mixing messages in a really stupid way. why use the flag as a symbol? she only punishes british rapists? chinese men don't rape women, or they don't deserve punishment? fucking ruined it.

no the witness sucked
the entire fucking story shouldnt have been longer than 2 minutes
just adding random s&m shit and cocks doesn't make a lackluster m. night shyalaman twist any more entertaining

the witness has incredible animation, motion, and style. the story was absolute garbage. which is fine for a short.

>union jack
to the mentalist npcs it's probably very deep because she's using the very thing that gives the evil white brits their power, the steampunk shit, to get her revenge
like, it's gotta be symbolic of something dude

Aquila Rift is the most overrated one by far. Sonnie's Edge was better.

t. discord tranny

it's a shame because the world building was actually quite good. having her go judge dredd on rapists follows the gruesome story. but then it was like they just had to tack on some extra anti-western shit for brownie points or something, and they perverted their own message. presumably there are a bunch of chinese men raping women and getting away with it because she can't be bothered if she doesn't get her money shot standing on the symbol of white imperialism before saving the day.

It was a shit short. Just because you nutted while watching it in your sisters panties doesn't make it any less trash.

The only people who talk about fucking the werewolves are the people hating on it.
Why does Shapeshifters suck just because it's "furry", and yet Aquila Rift gets a pass even though most of the discussion around it is people jerking off over the spider?

this is correct.

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The whole thing is a metaphor for colonialism. Kinda mixed messages since the Chinese were hunting her in the first place. Then the guy CHOOSES to move to Hong Kong. Plus Steampunk Imperial Hong Kong looked fucking great.

felt very tacked on indeed
was expecting more of a fox and the hound type story after the opening

>YOU WANNA SEE SOME PUSSY!?!
Worth it just for whatever fucking technique(s) they used for it.

yeah, i got the metaphor, but it was the hamfisted mixing metaphors that ruined it for me. otherwise it might have been at the top. the weird nose lines didn't help either.

sonnie's edge was good, only /pol/tards hate it.

the best as a tech demo is the short with the murder loop.

it was meh regardless of messaging

t. Discord tranny

It certainly no animatrix but some episodes where pretty good though... fish night, the hunt, aqula rift and 3 robots.

That sounds like a sign of a really good shirt to me.

I would have posted the same as you but it's 2015+4, yes all new female protags are now forced and clunky propaganda.

Apparently not. The artist insists all his work is straight animation.

albertomielgo.com/-making-of

i think a lot of it is the camera work and the post processing, it was really well done.

The shallow focus and the textures really made it hard to tell
Apparently this dude/studio whatever got kicked off the spiderverse movie.

Did you guys jerk off to this show?

>Sucker of Souls

Fucking awful Cal-arts, tumblr tier animation style with nothing to it. Otherwise is right, Secret War was pure kino.

>ree sexualized women
females online was a mistake

>>ree sexualized women
what? i meant the gay as fuck s&m leather shit
couldnt even see any titties

she running down the streets with her titties out the whole second half
youtu.be/EN9auBn6Jys

and that justifies the shitty gasmaks and leather gear?
I dont even give a shit about muh degeneracy but is that the best they can come up with?

only to the cosmic spider

It's the Heavy Metal of millenials.

Which form?

The shitty thing about netflix is that it's always a conversation topic, but also heavy propaganda: my social nature makes me not want to be left out, but I also don't want to be indoctrinated.

>Good Hunting
>literally just "white ppl are bad"

>and that justifies the shitty gasmaks and leather gear?
t. Riggered

Is this series and Philip k dicks short stories Amazon series the biggest pleb filter to ever grace this board? Granted some of the episodes are liquid shit (kind of a given in anthology short collections)
It's literally heavy metal 2 and one of the best cgi series to come out in decades not to mention subversive shit that actively backfires on itself
It's brillaintly shit on so many levels
>pisses leftists off because of anti transhumanist pedo tranny bs
>heavy on pro family unit traditionalism
>NIGGER pool cleaning robot literally devolves back into one and they completely miss the point and call it racist
Hell almost every episode here went over incel alt lite wunna be parrots from pol who should really fuck off back what whatever subreddit msm article they originally came from

Best episode is zima blue followed by aquila rift and good hunting

Now commence your endless tittering and sniping

You believe your own mind to be so weak as to get brainwashed by seeing interracial couples?

I didn't really understand the ending?? Are her partners forcing her to fight?? What did she mean when she said she's fighting for her life?

>Best episode is zima blue followed by aquila rift and good hunting

Based upon what merit fag

Best visual style
Best concept
Best adaptation
Best story
Best everything
Mainly because it's so good at pissing everyone off who hates it for x reasons
Funny

in case your not trolling ill spell it out for you.

the monster is her real body, the human body is just a puppet she walks around in when not fighting.
thats her edge over everyone else, if she ever loses, she dies.

Holy fuck how dumb do you have to be to not get the most entry level shorts like sonnies edge or zima blue?
Was Yea Forums always this dumb? I maintain that Yea Forums is even smarter than his shithole

>muh fetish makes dis episode gud
Hang yourself tranny

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The Secret War definitely needs to be adapted into a movie or a mini series. I would love to see the allies and the axis cease their hostilities against each other and unite to fight against the creatures.

>fragile white baby sees everything by race

its about imperialism dingus

Kys, pleb

I am a nazi but it was cute and funny. You guys had convinced me that it was hitler torture porn but it wasn't.

It's also super played out and unoriginal. I dunno why you plebs are so in love with it.

Wunna know how I know your a faggot zoomer adhd Babby who kept skipping and looking through his phone stalking his onitis instead of watching the fucking shorts? Your terrible derivative lazy ass milenial tier post
Fucking off yourself after me

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>itt
>Hahahahaha I love shitting on metaphorical psychology and philosophical concepts I don't understand
>x disagrees with me fuck y and (you)
>FUCK ART FUCK INTERPRETATION FUCK THINKING FOR MYSELF *PARROTS ECHO CHAMBER*
>N-Netflix s-s-s-h-h-hills amirite Hahahaha fellow have sexians

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/thread

Good hunting sucks. First off, the bitch was a complete thot
> I must fuck this guy because he's obsessed with me
Just dress modestly you ho

Secondly, there was no point turning her into a robot. It was just to make it fit with the theme of the series.

Third and most important, it has no point and no redeeming quality and no substance.
Fourth, chinese people speaking mangled english among themselves is just silly.

What do you guys think about the last episode? It's so cliché, I'm at a loss for words! It's such an old concept that both the simpsons and futurama parodied it already like 10 years ago. The yoghurt on is also super trite

you know the episode is probably ripped straight off that very game. At least half of the episodes are ripoffs.

>Best visual style
entirely subjective
>Best concept
I will concede it was an interesting take on what defines art, humanity, etc
>Best adaptation
neither good nor bad
>Best story
It had the most fleshed out story, but best? That also is subjective.
>I like it cuz it makes u mad

Not even a tranny, and a tranny would probably prefer Sonnie's Edge

I'm assuming that means you got Ice Age last, and not Secret War.
If so, then yeah, it was completely middle of the line. Some of the shots were neat, but they could have done more with the freezer society, even in the little time they had.

sonnie's edge is bruddy good on a re-watch, lots of little details that let you on the twist.

>only Sonnie's beasty screams since its her real body and feels pain
>sonnie walks over the glass bare foot in her puppet body
>sonnie corrects vicker when he calls kharnivore "he"
>sonnie's puppet body stays motionless while Kharnivore fights unlike her opponent since she is not in there at all.

>no point in turning her into a robot
What? The short was about the deterritorializing effects of modernity and industrialism on an older socioeconomic and cosmological order. Turning a mythic creature into a machine couldn't be any more on point.

All but two of the episodes are based on pre-existing short stories.

The episodes made by Blur studios are pretty much a waste of time, except maybe for Aquila but even that, it's just tits and some horror.
The Yogurt thing is pretty cute
Good hunting is cool on the art style
Zima is pretty good
The rest are a waste.

Most of the shorts are incredibly derivative and poorly written. When the Yogurt Took Over's gag is entirely contained in its title, and it never gets any deeper or more funny or interesting than that. It was just garbage. Ice Age was at least well executed.

Ice Age was terribly written.

The Animatrix set the bar too high.

only watched three episodes until I decided to turn it off

>the robot fighting one
pathetically boring characters including the villains who were over the top evil for no reason. Also the actual fighting scene was really dumb

>three robots on a tour of a human city
I know this is autism but what annoyed me was how the robots were humanoid in form but yet have never met humans? who Is designing robots like humans if it isn’t humans? Also the “humor” was painful

>Asian stripper witnessed a murder or something and then gets chased
Why was she in such a rush to get to her work? She witnessed a murder and is getting chased by the killer but decides to cut the emergency services off so she can taxi to her stripper job? Also the fact that there was an apparent timeloop for no particular reason was intellectually dishonest

Did that astronaut and the alien spider literally have sex?

No you silly cock, it was a psychic mindfuck sort of thing.

THIRTEEN!

THIRTEEN!

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>just watch three random episodes of a series

sure you did user

Still, she could have given him a sneaky blowjob for real.

After seeing Beyond the Aquila Rift I read some Alastair Reynolds stuff, warm recommendations.

> None of the animation is anything special

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What a respectable opinion....FOR ME TO POOP ON!

they were the first three episodes; why would I lie about this?

I was about to type a whole rebuttal until I found out Netflix randomised the order of the first 4 episodes

ok then

Retard

?

Nah, trannies hate girlpower stuff, they prefer sissy shit where the woman is humiliated

Pushing Ice and House of Suns. If you like those then I'd say dive into Revelation Space series.

If a tought is hammered in your mind you'll end up believing it, yes.

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I think you're fixating.

Pushing Ice and House of Suns. If you like those then I'd say dive into Revelation Space series.

Thanks man!
Thanks man!

MEWS ASS LOOKED GREAT IN HER EPISODE

I'm really trying to watch this but the only episode I've liked has been the three robots who go to the diner.

>watch first episode
>"FUCK WHITE MEN"
Yikes, what episodes are the good ones?

You should complain so they put trigger warnings on all the problematic shit you fucking crybaby

>good ones

There are only bad and mediocre episodes

Which one is that one?

I like how you just Ignore the black guy dickhead who she was fighting against

Seething tranny

Says the guy too upset to watch cartoons lmao

Seething incel

>OMG the villain was a white guy so that means that this show hates white men!
You people are so sensitive and delusional. You people are no different from sjw's. Always complaining and making up imaginary problems.

>the hero is a strong powerful ethnic woman
>the villain is a white man
>its about muh strong females even the monster is female
Must a be a coincidence :) no agenda here

>hates women

>the episode in the picture tells the story of a rookie pilot how actually manages to survive a jinxed plane thanks to her skills and wits.

t. discord tranny

Classic soul v. Soulless situation

Holy shit the state of this cuck.

BASED

>Half the shorts have white male protagonists
>T-they hate white men because that rich white rich guy in one of them was a meanie!

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I had a hearty kek at that.

t. seething incel.

>hero is a woman
>even the moster is female
user, the monster and the hero are the same woman.

>Sorry for the wait, champ.

> this is show is HEAVY METAL.

the fact that people who write these articles dont understand such a basic reference and dont know that david fincher wanted to do a sequence of the cult adult animation for a few years, just show how these 'journalists' are the most imbecile useless mother fuckers out there.

i will bet that most of these 'writers' will think that heavy metal is the music style. they are that dumb and, still, manage to make some money by these kind of professionals.

> think about the people who write and talk about real complicated stuff and cry tears of blood by knowing how pathetic media is today and problably, in a way, always was. desperation.

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>its about muh strong females even the monster is female
>Even the monster is female
Holy fuck dude

Why are trannies defending this shit

>Get blown out
>B-but trannies!
You're an embarrassment holy shit

I'm into redpilled beliefs, i.e. believing in the superiority of a white ethnostate, where women are confined to the kitchen where they belong, and men rule politics, aesthetics, and all major decision making. For me, and my redpilled white brethren, weed is degenerate. We are against all forms of hedonism, as we see the protection of Nation, Masculinity, Whiteness, and Virtue as the most sublime and worthwhile endeavour (anime and vidya are okay, though).
I think plebbit is more your speed, son. We do not take kindly to your kind

Seething discord tranny

Tranny cringe on top of not even knowing how to check same fag

Based and redpilled

In the story that it's adapted from sonnie's story of being raped is actually made up to hide the fact that her body was actually smashed up in a drunken vehicle crash.

My thoughts exactly, user.
Good taste.

Three robots is up there too.

Get a load of this fag

If they apparently have the technology to do brain transplants from one body to another, why didn't she get her brain moved back to her original body after it got put back together?

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Post a pic. I want to see how white you are

Wow thank you for redpilling the chat just what we needed :)

Trannies love anime with catgirls, this show isn't their genre at all

Kid. I didn't finish the episode. As soon as the monster battle ended and the negroe got btfo I stopped watching . I can't stand the Jewish like agenda. I don't care if that was Le epic tweest or whatever I will not watch further if I see my race and ancestors being attacked by a bunch of deviants and pajeet animators.

Again kid, I'm asking for the good episodes ie no feminist kike agenda, no negroid protagonism, no interracial couples and nothing that would go against what most people would agree are redpilled values.

Because they were making so much money winning all the fights with her 'edge'.

I loved most of the episodes. You aspies take things way too seriously.

Because she was a fucked up rape victim who didn't want to feel weak ever again. Pay attention next time idiot.

Your generation is way too used to being shat on by media shills. This is not normal

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>the nigress scientist in zima blue
oof

I liked episode 3.
Everything else looked like animation propaganda for the Democratic party.

Funny thing is I work in advertising and I've blacklisted a bunch of animation studios that pushed for trannies in LD&R so thanks Netflix I guess.

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Based

Redpilled

false flagging tranny spotted

And

Wasn't the whole rape victim thing made up in the original story anyway?

Can we all agree Alternate Histories was the best short of them all?

>cant enjoy something because it does not cater to my political beliefs.

we really are the most low IQ board.

Sci fi, fantasy and horror, more like Heavy Metal

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the left can't falseflag

>Netflix

>t. self loathing brown person
ever teim.

Will someone explain what is the point of zima blue?

I told my friends about this animatrix 2 like show to watch in netflix

the artist gave up all pretense and complication, even at the expense of his own person and being, to return to the simple joy of simple labor. after searching the cosmos he did find anything more beautiful or meaningful than that, or he had come to find that beautiful and meaningful because of his journey. not my favorite story or aesthetic, but it was sort of interesting.

It's a corrupted version of asceticism. Corrupted because it implies one should lobotomize themselves to be happy.

I thought Zima blue was good but I don't understand why everyone else is so in love with it. I thought fish night was better. I thought secret war was better. People are putting Zima blue up there with beyond the Aquila Rift.

I agree, I'd definitely place it below Aquila and Secret War, which are by far the best two in the set. Glad to see someone else liked Fish Night. Very mythological.

The artistic condition is the unconscious mind trying to work out unresolved trauma

The white man is bad and the female is good (:

After watching them all one time over the course of two days except Rift which I watched twice.

1. Beyond the Aquila Rift.
2. Secret War
3. Lucky 13
4. Fish Night
5. Good Hunting
6. Shape Shifters
7. Sonnie's Edge
8. Zima Blue
9. Suits
10. Three Robots
11. Helping Hand
12. The Witness
13. The Dump
14. Sucker of Souls
15. Blindspot
16. When the Yogurt Took Over
17. Alternate Histories
18. Ice Age

Really solid list overall, and your #1 and #2 are correct, which is the most important.
But, anything worse than Alternate Histories? Come on now.

The things that impact you the most are the things you experience as a child.

All of yall go play in traffic.

Alternate Histories made me laugh twice. Ice Age was completely pointless.

Which parts? I assume one of them was Lincoln with a pistol? Only part that didn't make me beg for death.

YOU WANT SOME PUSSY!?!?!?!?

Seems to align with my tastes

When Hilter goes apeshit on the kike in the first one and when the Germans actually up end taking over the world because of Hilter's death.