What are the best films/ tv shows about Jeanne D'Arc aka the best girl in history?

What is worse? The army that killed the little girl, or the army that sacrificed her?

The Catholic religion is super fucked up. Not believing in Christ, but the Catholics.

>Imagine being a subhuman to the point of having dirty thoughts with a qt saint girl

Oops sorry
I mean

Fuck off frogs shill your slut in your own sites

>What are the best films Jeanne D'Arc
Bill & Ted. Unironically.

I hate her so much. A schizophrenic propaganda mouthpiece for a fake state that was unjustly and treasonously trying to deprive France from its rightful Kings; a nation of hypocrites and crooks and murderers. Her friend Gilles de Retz was one of the most prolific serial killers in history: he raped, brutally tortured, and murdered 140 children before being executed.

Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Guillaume de Normandie from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Étienne de Blois from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'. Not a single person in France lifted a finger to stop Geoffrey 'Plantagenet' d'Anjou from conquering England in the name of 'self determination'.
But suddenly, when their arrogance and greed came back to bite them on the ass and the English inherited the French throne, SUDDENLY, it was all 'self determination' and 'we can't have an English ruler on the French throne!'
FUUUUUCK I'M SO MAD
It's the ultimate fucking disgrace that the Catholic church has SAINTED this chienne. FUCKING CANONIZED HER. Even people in Anglophone countries look up to this French partisan.
Our history has been robbed from us. How many Anglophones who know J*an have even heard of Jane Grey, or could name a single fact about her? Yet Jane Grey was a true Englishwoman, persecuted and killed by Welsh usurpers when even younger than Joan. And unlike Joan, she was incredibly well educated; one of the best-educated women in the world at that time.

clone high

An qt

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>The Count of Dunois, one of her commanders: "... when myself and the others were in the Maiden's company none of us had any wish or desire to have intercourse with women; and it seemed that this was almost miraculous."

>Bertrand de Poulengy, who escorted her to Chinon: "Each night, Jehanne lay down to sleep beside Jean de Metz and myself, wearing her surcoat and her hosen [i.e., pants], laced and secured [this refers to the fact that such clothing was designed so that the tunic and pants could be fastened together]. At that time I was young, nevertheless I never had any desire or carnal impulse to know her as a woman; I wouldn't have dared to make such a request of Jehanne, as a result of the goodness that I saw in her."

>Jean de Metz: "[In the fields along the way to Chinon] She, myself and Bertrand took our rest together each night, but the Maiden slept near me, wearing her tunic and hosen, and I felt such dread of her that I would not have dared to ask [her to have sex]; and upon my oath I never had any desire towards her nor carnal feeling."

>Gobert Thibault, King's squire: "In the army she was always with the soldiers; and I have heard it said by many of Jehanne's companions that they never had desire for her, or rather sometimes desire was present but they never would have been so presumptuous [i.e., to actually act on it]; and they believed that such was not possible; and many times, when they were speaking about sins of the flesh and words which could incite carnal desires, when they saw and came near to her, they could not speak of such things, as they suddenly lost all carnal desire. And I questioned several who sometimes slept at night in Jehanne's company, who answered me as I have just testified..."

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>Jean d'Aulon, her squire and bodyguard: "Even though she was a young girl, beautiful and shapely, and there were many times, when helping her to put on her armor or otherwise, I have seen her breasts [i.e., the shape of the breasts underneath her tunic: clothing was always worn with armor, needless to say]; and sometimes her legs completely bare when dressing her wounds, [i.e., at the siege of Paris where she was shot in the thigh] and I went near to her many times, and I was [at that time] strong, young and in my prime, never did I feel carnal desire towards her from any sight or contact I had with the Maiden; neither did any of her soldiers or squires, based on what I heard them say many times."

>Duke Jean II d'Alençon, one of her commanders: "Sometimes in the army I slept in the field beside Jehanne and the soldiers, and I sometimes saw Jehanne prepare for sleep, and sometimes saw her breasts [again, only the shape: she always slept fully clothed, according to the other eyewitnesses], which were beautiful; however, at no time did I ever have any carnal desire for her."

>"Chronique de la Pucelle": "if it so happened that she had to take her lodging in the fields with the soldiers, she never removed her armor. There were many, even among the great lords, who determined to find out whether they could spend the night with her; and for this purpose they went to her nobly dressed; but as soon as they saw her, all feelings of desire ceased"

She was literally too pure for this world

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Drifters Joan best Joan

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Suck my cock, Catholic scum.

Beat me to it. qt as fuck

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>implying I'm a protestant dreg
Try again, papal slave.

>popist
ameriburger protestant vocabulary

sneed

the one where she lusts for dragon dick

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Not canon anymore

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>here's your joan of arc, bro
fuck this gay earth

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I came here to say this, Season 2 when?

>all these Protesharts and Cucktholics ITT pretending either of them aren't heretics

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Here's your Joan of Arc bro

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based orthodox larper

Probably never because god hates us

I can see who was the inspiration behind Valerie.

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You mean films about filthy frog whores who actually didn't do anything?

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damm you god

>those probably hundreds of bongs who ran a train on her before burning her frog ass

b-but she died a virgin eh pierre

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Is there an easier way to bring out butthurt bong posters than based Joan?

Hard mode: no Braveheart or The Patriot

this is the most kino. based Dreyer

Pretty much this.
Also remember that the fucking whore was railed by English soldiers before she was put to death. Every hole was filled with cum.
btw not even anglo :^)

You people need Jesus

I'm so mad I could just kiss you

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you mean the literal retard who never once actually got to participate in strategy or planning and was just a mascot due to her hallucinations?
and who wasnt attempted a rescue when she was captured by enemy forces because no one really cared that much?

she unironically looks beautiful here

I'm usually a fan of thick eyebrows on women but I hate her eyebrows

not French or English, not an atheist
she isn't based at all
I hate her because about 99% of all the women who heard of Joan think she was some female general who told all the men what to do and road into battle in the front killing all the weak males who stood in her way
a strategic genius and glorious leader PROVING that women are just as strong as men
and feminists constantly keep spreading that propaganda
why any self respecting man would perceive her as good is beyond me

>brainlet French cheerleader
>best girl
I bet at least she had a hairy pusy and nice stanky pits

I'm Irish, so the beady eyed Ang*osemite is my natural enemy, but I'm finna have to give them a based on this one.

>what are movies about literal propaganda?

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