I don't get it

I don't get it.

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PLEASE BE MY GF

OK...how do I explain this? See that structure in the background? That's a boat...

No, it's a ship. A boat is what you use to travel between ships.

it's a ship boat

Are you a w*man?

What do you use to travel between boats?

Your legs.

you swim, duh

Plz be in London

you must be new to this meme

He's Master AND Commander

Like both at once

Is this a screencap from Gulliver's Travels

Dulliver's Travels maybe

ayyyyy

The idea behind this movie and its execution always depresses me.

High seas adventure set in the Napoleonic Wars?
A meticulous approach to accuracy?
Based off a long-running, beloved IP?
Let's do it.

Oops, hero's not American, no one watched it.

How many Fast and Furiouses are we up to now?

I can't stand Russell Crowe

You must be from Coolsville

a manlet boat

lmao

PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME I'M SO LONELY AND HORNY AAAAAAAAAAAA

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It's about a ridiculous situation where one French ship could cause havoc in the pacific and the only thing to prevent it is an under gunned British ship past it's prime and more interested in tortoises.

Fuck now I'm sad.

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show tits

you can see his penis

i've never fucking talked to a woman outside my family i cant relate to them in any way i cant even visualize being in a relationship when i talk to them it's just one syllable answers into awkward silence i will die a virgin

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