Everybody hates me

Everybody hates me.

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you and me both pal take a seat and tell me about your friday

got milk?

>tall as fuck
>could get shredded and carry twice the ammo as everyone else
>wahhh marines mean :(

i watched FMJ on some hostel and a black guy laughed on the scene about 4 black guys raping white woman

I was the gomer pyle of my boot camp. We had whacky hijinks though like going on details just to get candy bars and shit. Maybe I should write a screenplay.

Story of our life desu ne

literally me

watch anime. it helps with the pain

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IF THEY JUST LET HIM HAVE THE JELLY DONUT MAYBE HE WOULDNT HAVE BEEN IN A WORLD OF SHIT

What did this movie mean? Is it just a "weakest link" type thing?

did he also laugh when animal mother said all fucking niggers must fucking hang?

didn't realize because i was watching the movie

Will it have a happy ending?

this was a very strange prequel to Daredevil but just goes to show the lengths Raimi will go to build a united cinematic universe. I thought it was a particularly nice touch that kingpin helped in the firebombing of Uncle bens fuckhut
also, WHEN I WAS A BOY

We don't hate you, you just keep posting cuck threads and getting us in trouble

Basic was a happy ending we all ended up graduating along with 2 hold overs from previous basic. But I could do a fmj thing and show how we all went to a route clearance battalion and many of my friends died. And alot if the rest of us are Rambos.

Do you guys buy the Gomer Pyle-Animal Mother connection?

Explain please. I thought they were the same character at first and that shooting Ermy was a dream. Is that what you mean?

Animal Mother is probably Gomer Pyle from a different detachment. There's a lot of allegory they are similar, but not the same.

fort Leonard wood 2010?

Animal Mother is what Pyle could have been if he didn't flip.

No 2005. But yea lost in the woods.

>tfw remembering Lee is dead

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oops wrong image hehe

the fuck was his problem?

>candy bars
>so much as seeing anything sweet that wasn't in an MRE or a snot-like dessert served by a retard/felon in the chow hall
How to Train Your Shitbag

The bases they do basic training on aren't entirely devoted to basic training. If you ever did a detail you would know this. At that point it's just devising a plan to distract and raid a vending machine.

>Everybody hates me.
that's what janny says

>he didn't go to USMC prison planet war-cult sardaukar indoctrination
how am I even supposed to respect you

Absolutely. Actually realized it while I was tripping balls on shrooms.

How did they reward you for mowing the cols lawn? I always assumed the vending machines outside warehouses were our reward if we were smart enough to get to them.