Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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Is there any lewd Alita?
Attention incel nerds:
You thought your shitty general could astroturf Alita into beating Captain Marvel, but you failed.
At this point you are nothing but a sad joke circlejerking in this echo chamber while the world has passed you by.
Captain Marvel will be remembered as the defining female hero of the decade. And there is nothing you can do about it.
If you ever want to get laid, cease your post ironic worship of a generic whyfoo sexbot and lay this general to rest.
Go watch Captain Marvel if you want to see what an actually well written female hero is like.
Carol Danvers inspires millions. Alita is already forgotten.
How many times do we have to tell you, Jerome? Alita is NOT for lewds.
S. O. Y. B. O. Y. Please.
A woman cannot be a friend, only a sexual partner, or a relative. A normal, healthy, sexually mature man will only want Alita as a girl for sex, or a relative like a sister.
*ting ting ting ting ting*
Now that the movie is a confirmed hit and the sequel is as good as made, I would like to say a few words.
>You tiny thing
>your only thought is to eat it?
>The chocolate bar...
>WHERE IS IT?!
Oh... What's this? Looks like someone's already been here before. Naughty girl.
By the old ones of Earth before the Fall, I summon ARCHIVE-CHAN to tell us what thread number general we're on!!
Thank you user