Why didn't leonidas accept xerxex's offer?

Why didn't leonidas accept xerxex's offer?

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You just know!

because his rich, creamy voice made him sexually uncomfortable

Because he believes in his country and it’s citizens and doesn’t want to be part of the EU after March

Lmao
>manlets
When will they learn?

His knee was sore. Did you even watch the movie OP?

yellowpilled

hello woman

way to weave in your narrow-minded political narratives into such a sad! post

Made me laugh very nice

nasty cramp in his knee

also, but less revelant, he doesn't want to be a slave

I'm a pizza delivery guy and a few months ago I delivered to this elderly man. He invited me into his home and I didn't think anything of it. Sometimes it takes certain kinds of people to get to their money or for them to sign things. Then I noticed that he was wearing a lot of jewelry on his fingers. Then he told me that my tip was on the counter. My tip was a ten dollar bill and it was sitting right new to a bottle of wine. Then he asked me if they only hired handsome fellas like me where I worked. Then he reiterated that he thought I was handsome. Then I left.
Anyway. Xerxes was wearing a lot of jewelry.

because he knows that the persian navy is unequipped for a sustained campaign in unfamiliar waters and that despite the size of their army a greek victory is inevitable owning to the strength of the athenian navy

Was Xerxes really a flamboyant homo faggot?

If you were god emperor of the greatest empire the world has seen, wouldn't you also fuck whatever you want?

Do they only hire handsome fellas like you?

Fuck no, I would just have a collection of prime pussy and ass ready at all times.

Italy is next

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Macedon a similar offer and look what happened

What happens in March?

No. He was this poser who, when the sea would not subside, had it ritually lashed in punishment and watched all his battles from a golden throne on a nearby hill. He was a supreme entitled faggot.

It is a tribute to modern civilization that we have manufactured whole classes of people like him.

A better question is why is Xerxes a nigger?

The world will end.

Finally.

Do you live in a fucking hole?

bongistan is finally cut off from the teat of the world.

I thought persia was a no gays allowed country

real Persians are even darker than that

>111808494
xerxex was a fag duh

More or less.
I spent some time during the 2016 elections where I was always paying attention to politics, but eventually it got really boring and I just kinda gave up on them.
I no longer visit any news websites anymore aside from ones about movies and games.

So, what's happening?

The Brexit thing is actually happening?

No.

that would be some hawt scissoring

boipussy is pussy

No it isn't, that's gay shit.

A hole is a hole my guy

That's only when you are desperate as fuck, not when you are a goddamn king.

would you Yea Forums?

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Ewww

You're underestimating the flow and control of information my friend, we haven't heard of brexit in a year..

Xerxes sucked. Hoplites with phalanx were shitting all over his dads light infantry and instead of adopting it he just tries the the same shit his dad did and also failed horribly.

BEND THE FUCKING KNEE AND TAKE THE COCK UP YOUR ASS

>It's a Jared Leto was in this movie but you didn't notice episode

Because he wasn't a fag.

Holy fuck which one?

he didn't like his tax policy

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Um wasn't he the narrator or something? Fuck it's been awhile since I watched this

Looked it up and it turns out he's not in it. You might have confused him with Fassbender though.

I'm pretty sure he's Gay Spartan number 201