British """""""""""""HOMER"""""""""""""

british """""""""""""HOMER"""""""""""""

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British Homer? Looks like a Scottish Sneed to me.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little Sneed post and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The two farmers picture, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about a Simpsons gag. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Sneedfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FORMERLY CHUCKS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...

GOD DAMMIT I WANNA SAY THE S WORD SO BADLY

Formerly Chuckfag NEET.

>There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again!
>There he is. There he goes sneed. Look, everyone! He posted it once again!
>There he is. There he goes sneed. Look, everyone! He posted it once sneed!
>There sneed is. There he goes sneed. Look, everyone! He posted it once sneed!
>There sneed is. Sneed he goes sneed. Look, everyone! He posted it once sneed!
>There sneed is. Sneed he goes sneed. Sneed, everyone! He posted it once sneed!
>There sneed is. Sneed he goes sneed. Sneed, everyone! Sneed posted it once sneed!
>There sneed is. Sneed sneed goes sneed. Sneed, everyone! Sneed posted it once sneed!
>There sneed is. Sneed sneed goes sneed. Sneed, sneed! Sneed posted it once sneed!
>There sneed is. Sneed sneed goes sneed. Sneed, sneed! Sneed posted it sneed sneed!
>There sneed is. Sneed sneed goes sneed. Sneed, sneed! Sneed posted sneed sneed sneed!
>Sneed sneed is. Sneed sneed goes sneed. Sneed, sneed! Sneed posted sneed sneed sneed!
>Sneed sneed sneed. Sneed sneed goes sneed. Sneed, sneed! Sneed posted sneed sneed sneed!
>Sneed sneed sneed. Sneed sneed sneed sneed. Sneed, sneed! Sneed posted sneed sneed sneed!
>Sneed sneed sneed. Sneed sneed sneed sneed. Sneed, sneed! Sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed!

Yeah. I'm thinking this one is based.

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Firstly, Based
Furthermore, Redpilled

watch it sneedo

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The official prayer of the Church Of Sneed

cringe

lol I thought they were vaping in the thumbnail

based lit frame poster

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genuine kek lad, good show!

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hell yea this rules

ye olde sneed and feed

Cringe

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I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a worthless sneedposter. I wouldn't even mind reading her shit threads if she at least made them on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless of a poster she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the comfy simpson threads were great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, made a stupid fucking sneed thread, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to keep being a sneedposter. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to be a comfy poster. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and started a comfy simpsons thread. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking sneedpost.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't stop sneedposting, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my comfy simpson threads have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a moe post. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

Did you fuck and suck her afterwards?

You can't hide

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THERE SNEEEEEEED GOOOOOOOOOOOES
THERE SNEEEED GOOOOOOES AGAAAAAAIIIIIIN

>being this much of a city slicker