>THAT DOESN'T LOOK VERY SCARY
>More like a six-foot turkey
How do you respond Yea Forums?
THAT DOESN'T LOOK VERY SCARY
Jason Rogers
Juan Davis
Oh yeah? Well check out this six-inch cock
Nolan Davis
>What was that? I couldn't hear you over those chubby little boy tits.
Jaxon Nguyen
>Who invited Rosie O'Donnell?
Colton Perez
I'd scare him by explaining how velociraptors hunt, and then I would take out my velociraptor claw that I found, and act of how a velociraptor would claw apart his body.
Jackson Gonzalez
Why was that little freak even there?
Xavier Wilson
Daycare isn't cheap
Michael Williams
Michael Jackson was 6 feet tall and quite the turkey
Dylan Wright
Parents probably thought it would be a fun family day out. Either that or he actually likes dinosaurs, expected to see big ass T-Rex stuff and instead saw what he thought were weak small ones. He got schooled.
Andrew Reed
>Your mom looks like a 6 foot Turkey
>puts on shades
>YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nathaniel Miller
"You're fat, you'll be a virgin into your 30s, and you'll probably end up spending your Friday night posting on an anime forum pudgers."
Colton Garcia
Wouldn't an actual 6' turkey be scary?
Jose Robinson
SHUT UP MC CHRIS
Joshua Watson
a 6 ft turkey would be horrifying you fat cunt
Andrew Bell
Absolutely. I see wild turkeys with some regularity along the banks of the river in our city (they have plenty of wilderness throughout the river valley) right next to an urban core. I was walking to my car like 6 months ago and I was quite surprised to see 3-4 of them peacefully foraging. They stood about three feet tall and the very first thing that impressed me, was that these animals could really fuck me up if they decided they didn't like me. And these are modern birds.
Big talons on those fuckers, and they stood three foot. I didn't get any closer than ten foot, but they were clearly used to people and vice verse, some people walked within five feet of them.
Gabriel Sullivan
Immediately skreeeeeonk and disembowel him with my raptor claw.
Tyler Gray
This kid grew like a foot since that scene. I remember seeing him on Raising Hope and he's short as hell.
Bentley Hughes
He had the perception that they're just docile farm animals that are easily slaughtered. He probably hadn't ever seen a real turkey in his life. If he had he probably would have kept his mouth shut.
Owen Hughes
kek
Jayden Walker
Who ya callin' turkey?
Wyatt Rogers
Raptors would be hit on the highway so fuscking much. I imagine it being a real nuisance.
Ayden Miller
>How do you respond Yea Forums?
like this
Adrian Howard
Not really. Raptors were believed to be pretty smart. Troodontids even more so. They'd probably get hit about as much as roadrunners.
Adrian Davis
stfu
Ian Ortiz
>For you
Jack Jenkins
Pull a gun on him.