all memes aside, Aquaman was actually pretty good for capeshit. Easily one of the best in years. I think I laughed more during Aquaman than I have the entirety of the MCU.
9/10 when judged as capeshit
7/10 as a movie overall
All memes aside, Aquaman was actually pretty good for capeshit. Easily one of the best in years...
John Brooks
Jordan Clark
It was way too long for a film with no plot
Hunter Rodriguez
jellyfish dress
Juan Barnes
>every MCU movie
Fuck off mouse shill
Jeremiah Taylor
Both are shit capeshit nigger
Leo Allen
why did you watch the entirety of MCU
Gabriel James
It's a piece of dogshit
>But Aquaman, as directed by James Wan and reconceived by Warners executives chasing after Marvel’s jackpot, is all about copycat desperation — and shrillness. Wan and Warners resort to imitating James Cameron’s Avatar. Aquaman teams with mermette Mera (Amber Heard) and tours through several underwater realms — Atlantis, Kingdom of the Brine — resembling Avatar’s Pandora, yet still not wondrous enough to match the various interstellar pageants of Luc Besson’s Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Wan’s Aquaman is anti-cinematic; its video-game compositions are illogical. The animation’s swirling, non-stop movement is too fast, too zoomy. There’s no build-up to the Kingdom of the Brine extravaganza, which has supersized lobsters and crabs and other Lord of the Rings–style nonsense, multiplied to a million digitized bits. Not since the Star Wars reboots has “visual beauty” been so disorganized, and therefore unearned.
James Lee
One is shit with soul, the other is pure shit. Both are shitty but i’d rather have soul than nothing
Oliver Lee
>One is shit with soul,
Christian Allen
He's a pedo
Christopher Perry
It wasn't perfect and did run a bit long (probably could've moved Manta's revenge to the second movie completely), but to paraphrase an old saying: A good movie never feels too long, a bad movie never feels too short.
I have sex
tldr
Matthew Diaz
It was pretty good, but amber heard really dragged it down. Also black manta was basically useless. If they had cast someone else in that role and removed the black manta character it would have been great.
Ian Mitchell
I made this for you, faggot. kill yourself
Dominic King
I really liked that Black Manta's dad was Colonel Ellis from Stargate. It was a fun lil cameo for those who know him
Parker Brown
That's not Aquaman and never will be.
Christian Long
I loved it. I really didn't think I was going to like it either. I've had just about enough of DC redoing everything. I almost didn't bother with this. I'm glad I did. They really need to regroup and fucking focus on one cohesive thing.
Alexander Flores
is that supposed to be bad or what? I unironically like it.
Henry Jenkins
>mfw AquaChad and AquaStacey emerge from the ocean to Pit Bull's ridiculous rendition of "AFRICA".
K I T S C H I N O
Parker Morgan
>laughed
maybe you're just retarded
Aiden Hill
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
James Russell
>aquaman
>soul
AHAHAH
Charles Wilson
wat
Kevin Myers
>based and cunny pilled
little stuck up bitch acts like she's too good to get felt up by game of thrones
Carson Barnes
Wtf was Wan thinking making this scene?
Lincoln Hughes
Based jellyposter.
It is legit a really enjoyable movie. It’s high adventure kino.
Austin Bell
>HEY GUYS! WOULDN'T IT BE HILARIOUS IF YOU WERE LIKE BAYWATCH COMING OUT OF THE OCEAN LOL!!!
>AquaChad and AquaStacey be like pic rel and then looked at their pay check and said fuck it WHY NOT
Lincoln Turner
Should I get shit faced and watch this tomorrow
Tyler Allen
it's kino