A bag of sand

This
He literally almost had a blowjob in highschool
Completely unrealistic

>Andy was a friendly guy, not a woman-hating neet
I don't hate women and I'm not violent, why do you want to label me as one of your imaginary incel enemies?
I'm just a 39 year old virgin

yet all these harem animes...

I’m not a woman-hating NEET but nice projection

>harem animes
I don't watch harem anime
I hardly watch anime
The only anime series I watched is Neon Genesis Evangelion and Serial Experiments Lain and I didn't like Lain
Yet, I'm a 39 year old virgin

I've almost had sex many many many times. But physical intimacy is terrifying to me. You can be handsome and charming, but if you're too afraid to take the lead and actually *fuck*, you're not going to. Women are not going to grab your dick and rape you, you have to admit to yourself you really do want to have sex, and then do it.

>Neon Genesis Evangelion
literally a harem about different stereotypes of girls lusting over a 14 yo autist

>eva
>harem
Shinji ended a bigger loser than what he started
He never scored

at least he got a kiss, a thing that not many harem mcs even get

You're right. It's only happened to me one time but I froze and ruined everything. Shut myself off for the past 5 years because of it.

>animes

>on an anime imageboard

>I'm just a 39 year old virgin
Imagine believing this isn't your own fault.

I’m glad I’m not alone. I think my friends think I’m gay or something. Just kill me now

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I never had sex because i'm ugly.
like really ugly
And I'm too shy. well at least i have a job and my anime

>friends
cant relate to this

>You can be a virgin simply by being unable to function past a healthy first introduction
How do you even introduce yourself to a complete stranger?

let's pray for sexbots and hologram waifus.

Small talk

Basically this. While it doesn't happen, I make ends meet with koikatsu and a lenovo explorer.

Do your manboobs feel like bags of sand, user?

Do you have any fat rolls anywhere on your body? Tits feel more like that.

I was going down on a fat girl once, kissing and licking up and down her legs, and I reached up and grabbed what i thought was a tit and squeezed it and caressed it, and it turned out it was her belly fat. It felt very similar. That was an awkward moment.

Ugly people have sex all the time. How do you think you were made?

So ugliness is no excuse.

What is small talk?

>hologram waifus
yessss

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there's no ugly people, just poor people

uh, there's plenty of girls that will climb on top of you and bounce up and down on your penis like a bunny

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Well you fucking nigger, maybe I just don't fucking know the reason then.
I'm not blaming anyone but me, but I sure as fuck know that I don't get sex

formerly salty coin

>Imagine believing this isn't your own fault
Did I ever say it isn't?
It's my fault completely, made too many mistakes

not him but im balding and have acne scars. I also have no social skills at all. I can't even look people in the eye

Hey calm down. This is not an insurmountable problem. Billions of men before you have confronted this issue throughout history and many of them have written about it. Others have suffered so you dont have to. Read their works and learn from them.

if what you're afraid of is squirting in 5 seconds your first time its going to happen, its better to squirt in 5 seconds then not be a virgin

>squirt

>>Mom says I'm similar to the protagonist
Jesus.

>haha user you're Sheldon!

Kinda same here. Bought some cialis now and trying with a girl who I couldn't stay hard with because of maximum anxiety

delet

gonna buy a fleshlight launch soon

>You can be handsome and charming, but if you're too afraid to take the lead and actually *fuck*, you're not going to. Women are not going to grab your dick and rape you,

This has not been my experience.

I was handsome, athletic and coveted by all the girls in my high school. I was a DJ and a rapper. I was on the football team - starting safety and running back.

I did not have to take the lead to lose my virginity. A girl got me alone at a party and jumped my bones. She was on top of me.

I didnt cum in 5 seconds, but I didnt last very long. Maybe 2 minutes.

The room was very dark but there was a window behind her and the thing I remember the most is the moonlight shining through the window and the silhouette of her body. I dont remember much about the actual sex. It was a blur and kind of a letdown.

Sex only started getting good after that a week later when we fucked again. But this time we spent all day fucking, using condom after condom. There were used condoms all over the place. That was awesome.

perfect take one cialis and one xanax or whatever your Dr gives you and it'll be great

You should raise your standards slightly my dude

I've felt tits before and fingered pussy all consensually but I've never had sex and I'm a 29 year old heterosexual male.

Speak for yourself nerd. I lost it to a chick that asked me out, she initiated literally everything.

Checked

I'm sensing like you're being ironic mr HitlerQuads, but got my cialis without a doctor's note and I am afraid of xanax.

>I didnt cum in 5 seconds, but I didnt last very long. Maybe 2 minutes.
do you think someone who has been jacking off twice a day daily for the last 14 years will last longer?

>we will never get a harem anime with a ripped buff guy

Depends on grip, but yeah most likely

I dont know, but I was jacking off a lot too. My thinking was that 2 minutes is like the minimum unless you want rumors to spread about you. At the time the girls in my high school were making fun of one minute men, or two pump chumps, so I just held on as long as I could.

I'm not Mr. Stamina either. Sometimes I cum in 3 minutes if it's like a quickie during the on the stairs and sometimes I can last 2 hours if it's like a fuck session where you have all night with alcohol and weed.

But being on the bottom helps. If she grinds and you dont thrust your hips you can last a fairly long time.

no I'm not, I figured if you had anxiety you would be prescribed xanax or something similar by your Dr

i haven't been clinically diagnosed, just have a lot of social anxiety. I've learned to fake it all, except sex which I only reached recently and found it difficult to stay hard when putting on a condom since I couldn't fake it. Reasoned cialis would give me the boost to pass the threshold and then having the actual experience give me the real confidence. that;s how i've been being a fake normie for years

Yeah it's like soft sweet smelling dreams

have you been watching those yellow flash 2 videos on youtube?

I'm actually pretty charming. Girls like talking to me at parties, we can keep conversations going fairly easily. Then she goes home with the good looking guys who've been ignoring them all night. A few months ago one chick cosy'd up to me all evening, holding my hand, curling up on me. I tried to take her somewhere and she refused. In a half hour she was fucking one of my friends.

Sorry but game and charm can't over come being homely unless you're mad rich. Chicka will ALWAYS fuck the attractive guy who puts minimum effort into her over the fun uggo.

usually takes me about 2 hours to blow my load when I jack off. doesnt matter though I don't interact with women at all

>why dont women like me?
>admits to being the least masculine person
fuckin christ. I want to meet this person just so i can shake some fuckin sense into them. Why would a straight woman want to date what is basically an ugly insecure woman?

You can't allow sex in harem anime or else purityfags will get pissed.

Kek. I know what it's like to fuck fatties too user.

Maybe he is actually fucking above his level, user

didn’t know this movie had a 60fps version

thanks for the blackpill

quit looking at porn and jerking off

why?

quit replying to namefags

quit looking at porn, jack off to your imagination and if it doesn't cut it go get real women. If you consistently get women then ignore all this and do your thing

What went wrong? How do you fix this?

You can fix this btw

Squeeze your ass user, it feels pretty much like that. Body fat is body fat m8

Found the guy who's never touched a woman. They feel nothing alike you permavirgin.

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O oneusted after shinji you fucking moron. Eva is the complete opposite of a fan service harem fantasy. Yeah he's surrounded by hot chicks, but they all hate his guts and thought he was a betaboy loser.

Bro I literally couldn't cum the first dozen times I had sex. It's way way worse than cumming too quickly. Stop masturbating and watching porn NOW! Reduces those faps to every other day and then only twice a week otherwise you'll want to kill yourself from shame of not being able to maintain an erection when you have sex

>when you have sex
kek I doubt this will ever happen, user.

Get tinder. Didn't have sex the whole year I was 19 because I don't know how or when to approach women but I fucked a lot after getting tinder

speaking from experience, you may have trouble just staying hard

4you

I've only ever made it to first base, but even that was enough to give me a hard-on. How desensitized do you have to be to lose an erection during sex?

>Get tinder
don't you have to be a chad for that to work?

on second thought, it's probably more of an anxiety thing. masturbation-induced ED would have to be severe deathgrip over a long and consistent time period
meme to reduce competition

>meme to reduce competition
how hard do I have to meme?

You just have to bee yourself :)

>The only anime series I watched is Neon Genesis Evangelion and Serial Experiments Lain
Based as fuck