Dex's Diner

.......salt.

not-hoth or not-tattooine, maybe the casino planet

And they say Lucas is a hack..

W H A D A Y A

K N O W

Why did this fat schlubby alien throwaway character who ran a diner know more about a fringe race of alien cloners than the archives of the fucking Jedi?

This was made for children and the children loved it. If you want to be cynical go watch the new Star Wars movies.

Formerly sex's

HEEEEEYYYYYY

OLD BUDDY

because it was erased from the archives :p

It looks like a nice place to get a hot meal.

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I always wondered why Obi-Wan, who always seemed kinda elitist, honestly; was good buddies with some greasy diner owner.

Casino planet might have been good
IF they had involved amost alll the characters and main plotlines in it and actually done a lighthearted James Bond in spaaace parody like they hinted they were going to until they "subverted" it into a pointless waste of time with characters no one liked

Sex's Finer at Dex's Diner

WANNA CUP OF JAWA JUICE?

More like Dot’s Diner

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the prequels had infinitely better world building than the originals

formerly dex's

based reboot poster

how can people complain about the Disney films when Lucas himself came up with something this retarded

>hay guise
>what if we have, like, a retro 50s diner in star wars?!
>wouldn't that be just wacky and cool and such deep world building

Because Lucas is an out of touch hack who thinks stealing ideas from movies he watched when he was a child counts as an homage, and because he felt his story about space wizard ninjas needed the most shallow and plastic version of detective noir as possible.

The prequels are absolute dogshit.

>implying children know 50s rockabilly vibe
nah, it was lucas craving for rock n roll and pinup girls era

Home
At least it was until I fucked everything up.

So this is built on top of a skyscraper, right? Did he have to ask the space company that owns it if he could build a diner and some sidewalk on their roof?

Rent free for 20 years and counting.

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What's retarded about it though?

Is there a menu for this place?

FLO had a side gig.
youtu.be/l8wMVmY7Zpw

Is this from Bioshock? I heard that game was good.

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so I guess this american graffiti reference just went over everyone's heads?

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whole section seems to be sci-fie'd american graffiti. these speeders they use loook a lot like 50s cadillacs or other flamboyant style art deco cars

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what's wrong with it? it's a space diner, it's literally an american diner in space with aliens and robots, it's nice

it's practically 1-1 a diner in my town

yfw Dex diner was a miniature

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Jedi are a religious police force. So they spend a lot of time policing shitty areas like this and would befriend some of the shitty people there.

What are the boxes in the bottom left for

a lot of prequels stuff in made with models but they used some kind of awful post-processing and it feels like cgi

something tells me this is Dex's Diner

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it's not built on top of a sky scraper, where we are on coruscant is beyond skyscrapers, this is built upon layers and layers of utilities, transport tubes, reactors, housing, water chutes, ad infinitum, Dex has purchased the sky rights to build on the surface such as it is, it certainly doesn't come cheap (your usual schlub is lucky to own a popsicle stand several miles below), his prospecting in dangerous environments has clearly paid off.

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>that qt in the back

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It's semi ridiculous but at the same time a good move because you can't tell the difference between the CGI and the real sets. Makes for a very uniform look but since the CG has aged it looks retarded nowadays.

How do restaurants even work in SW? Any given food that's edible for one species would likely as not instantly kill half a dozen others. Ordering off the menu would be like playing minesweeper with your digestive track.

>when he crushes dexter's and half a dozen other such establishments as well as an air control tower
HAHA HAPPY LANDINGS

I've thought about this as well, coruscant would have to have a dominance of human cuisine though

This exterior was done using miniatures and models, and the interior was a fully constructed set.

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Sounded good on paper but as with most things in the prequels the dialogue was stilted, CGI awkward and directing uninspired. Lucas lost his touch.

Dex was in with the pedo-council

Why did filmmakers switch from using blue screens to green screens?

1 is a weird trainwreck, 2 draws from Graffiti and THX, and 3 eventually comes around and forms a good sci-fi melodrama. It's like George re-learned cinema as he was going along; It's a shame he was rusty.

Some of the shittiest shit in all of the prequels.

How the fuck did George think it was a good idea to put a robot version of this bitch in Star Wars?

Totally out of touch.

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Whats bad about this scene

A guess - you see less green than blue in movies lately?

Bright green is a less common color

blue was hard to work because of sky or water

I'll never get why this is so hated

I wonder what happens to all these models after the movies are done. I hope they are kept in good condition.

This literally looks just like that one diner during that gay date in GTAIV

Me neither. Dex's Diner has always been fun. I've loved it since day 1. But OT fags gotta seethe about something. Those fags deluded themselves into many shit opinions about the PT.

Did they put a filter over it to make it look like CG? I've heard that before but not sure if true.

I find it weird that I knew exactly what you were talking about right off the bat.

the PT is actually a good movie, you just need to watch the phantom edit, it's really great

It's called world building you fat fucking faggot.

You don't need to watch fan edits to see that the PT is kino.

This, holy fuck, how can Lucas be so stupid to think that a planet sized city would have a restaurant in it somewhere. I mean holy shit, it was retarded and took me out of the whole movie.

well, given that the guy behind that is a professional editor he fixes a lot of things for the better

>When TCW showed another member of Dex's race and Dex is revealed to be fat

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No. This was like 2001. They really didn't have the tech to do everything in CGI, either to render or store, let alone to paint over already built models with cgi. These movies were actually made on a pretty tight budget of 115 mill.

Is it just an edit of TPM that removes Jar Jar? If so I don't give a fuck. I don't like things that remove scenes and claim to be better. If it's one of those super projects like Blackened Mantle where they try to edit TPM, AOTC and ROTS together into one mega length movie, then I might give it a try as a novelty.

what, do you think the beings that live on coruscant are the borg or something?

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Why is he killing all those clones?

Restaurants don't exist in cities you fucking idiot. Are you another hack like Lucas who doesn't know this. I bet you like the PT.

God damn how is it even possible for the PT to have such a massive universe built up around it? It's only 360 minutes of footage

no, that isn't it at all, jar jar is a character with central pieces to the plot resolution, that would be retarded

>t. jk rowling

What does Phantom Edit do then?

He's a traitor

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it's a diner you goombahs. it does pancakes, eggs, bacon, ham, toast, burgers, fries, shakes and other americana. you guys must be really stupid.

That's pretty savage for a kid's cartoon

>Restaurants don't exist in cities
Ok now you are officially retarded. Fuck Off and slap your mother in the face for giving birth to your dumbass.

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The universe was already there before the PT existed.

Did you know that's a miniature?

No litter at all.

Fake and gay.

*approaches you from the rear*
*whispers*
So, you're a fellow collector, eh? Want to get your hands on some of these relics, spend your hard earned coin on a piece of history?
*beckons forth*
Come with me, I can show you pleasures you've never before imagined. For the right price, anything you want can be yours. And I'm not just talking movie sets. I'm talking anal pleasure, ass meat. You can be penetrated, you can penetrate. You can suck or be sucked on. A whole world of carnal delights, at your fingertips!
*blends back into the shadows*

Was never a kids show.

Oh here we go, another Lucas apologist prequel babby insisting that restaurants exist in cities.

Pathetic.

>it's a diner you goombahs. it does pancakes, eggs, bacon, ham, toast, burgers, fries, shakes and other americana. you guys must be really stupid

Lucas is a buffoon. He'll never be forgiven for this.

trims away redundancy, eliminates annoyances in audio tracks, improves pacing, ensures a consistent tone, reposits a few shots to better arrange story elements, enhances quality over all. all told 14 minutes of footage are cut out of the film, and some elements from deleted scenes are used to enhance the film. The same treatment was given to attack of the clones and there's a believable relationship between padme and anakin now

Strange post. So basically they get sold off to collectors, or does Lucas keep them all at his ranch?

>all told 14 minutes of footage are cut out of the film

That's not nearly enough. Did they also replace Jake Lloyd and Natalie Portman? That would also be required.

TCW has plenty of moments that you'd be surprised made it in.

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>14 minutes of cut footage

Not gonna watch this trash then. There should be an edit that adds all the deleted scenes into the final cut though. But removing scenes can just fuck right off.

>have a kid
>he's old enough to watch SW
>show him the series in release order
>I -> II -> TCW -> III -> (is Rogue One worth it) -> IV -> V -> VI
How would this change the experience? The end of ROTS would hit the little shit like a sack of bricks.

The whole Umbara arc was absolute kino

they received the most attention, lloyd is less stupid kid accidentally doing things that work, and more powerful force user acting deliberately and intelligently to move the plot along

user, You're a retard.
Fuck Off.

by all means, deprive yourself of new perspectives, you're the enlightened one

who /silver diner on saturday afternoons after getting high af/ here?

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*approaches from behind, cock swinging freely*
The ranch, eh kid? You're interested in Lucas' ranch? You've got spunk, kid (or at least, you'll have your fill soon).
*reaches into satchel, produces a worn map*
There's plenty to be found at the Ranch. Sets, prints, reels, anything you can imagine, and all for the right price. But you, you're different. I can tell.
*turns to leave, looks back at you, notices that you're staring at the juicy ass presented before you*
All of this
*gestures to ample cheeks*
could be yours

Yeah, I'm guessing the digital post process was fairly shit quality.

If I recall, Attack of the Clones was the first SW movie shot on digital cameras.

>How would this change the experience

It completely ruins one of the greatest moments in film history i.e. when Darth Vader reveals to Luke that he is his father.

When it came out that was the shock of the decade. Now it won't work at all unless you avoid the prequels.

>a pointless waste of time with characters no one liked
But that is everything in the Nu-Wars, though.

The whole arc is fucking insane definitely watch it if you don't watch anything else from TCW

>Darth Vader's reveal was one of the "greatest moments in cinema history"
k

>The end of ROTS would hit the little shit like a sack of bricks.
>the little shit

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If you make him watch literally all of TCW before RotS, that'll probably hit him pretty deep seeing Anakin go dark side in III

What would be better though, the shock of finding out Vader is Luke's father. Or the shock of watching the PT first, and finding out Anakin turns to the dark side, then loses. Honestly, that sounds really interesting, to watch the PT first, then go into the OT knowing that Anakin is Vader the entire time.

God, I would love to have my memory of the films erased and try this, and watch the PT first without knowing what happens afterwards, then watch the OT for the first time after having watched the PT. Fuck, makes me want to have a kid and show him the films in that order and just see his reactions.

SNEED

Don't be retarded, this has already been departed and the ideal way to show Star Wars to new people is the Machete order.
>IV
>V
>I Optional
>II
>III
>VI

Starting with Episodes IV and V establishes the setting very well, and still allows for the Vader twist to be delivered. Watching the PT before you move on to VI humanizes Vader a bit and provides more context for what is to come, it also delivers the twist that Luke and Leia are related far more effectively than it was in VI.

>does Lucas keep them all at his ranch?

Pretty much. There's like huge barn with props, models, matte paintings, costumes, masks, R2, Ark of the Covenant, Solo in Carbonite etc.

>machete order
Nice meme

something about the difference between knowledge and wisdom

>I optional

Your mum considered your brain optional when you birthed you. KYS.

Yeah but on the flip side what you get is the story ending with the bad guy decidedly winning and everything getting fucked, and what's more the protagonist that you just spent dozens of hours watching joins the bad guy and kills all his friends before burning alive and losing everyone he cared about. It's a real downer of an ending before the OT rolls in, it would be really hardcore for the intended audience.

must've just liked the diner

Dexter used to be a prospector in the mines on Subterrel, a planet on the far fringed of the outer rim, way way beyond the Republic. The mining companies on this planet used cloned miners as a workforce, and contracted the Kaminoans to grow their clones. The markings on all their equipment an uniforms were Kaminoan an the mining company didn't bother to change them. This is why he recognized the dart.

Uh... yes, that's common knowledge.

IGN ranked it as the #1 movie moment in history:

>"I am your father"
>"And with that one line, perhaps the most startling and powerful in any sci-fi film, the entire world gasped at the revelation that the hero and villain of the Star Wars saga were actually family – and the rest is, as they say, history."

Time Magazine:

>"Widely considered to be one of the greatest twists in cinematic history, the moment Vader reveals his true identity to Luke has become synonymous with the allure of the Star Wars saga."

The prequels completely ruin this classic moment.

Name a single thing or concept, relevant to the overall story of the Saga, that Episode I introduces which Episode II doesn't also cover. You can't.

Dex's Japan

BABY GURL
WHATCHU DOIN?
WHERE YOUR MAN?
I JUST POPPED A ZAN.
FIFTY THOUSAND IN JAPAN.

youtube.com/watch?v=3AWURhUVLPA

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>ign

>and the rest is, as they say, history."

I cringed. But yeah, IGN, a video game website is a really good authority on films.

Not if the new viral dawn has anything to say about it

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>What would be better though, the shock of finding out Vader is Luke's father. Or the shock of watching the PT first, and finding out Anakin turns to the dark side, then loses

Hayden Christiansen is a bad actor and the direction he's headed is obvious with his whining and slaughtering of sand people in episode 2. So his transformation into Vader isnt surprising.

In my experience what shocks kids the most is Anakin killing the kids in the jedi temple. But that pales in comparison to the global impact that Empire Strikes Back had with "I am your father."

Obi Wan meets Anakin. The audience meeting Shmi. Anakins relationship with Shmi. Midiclorians being discussed. The Trade Federation's intro and the taxation problems that Sheev uses to start his grand plans. How Obi Wan became Anakins master. Who Anakin was before he was a Jedi. Who Padme was before she was a senator.

There are too many questions that need to be answered about characters and places in Ep 2 and 3, if you don't watch Ep 1.

Why is a 50's diner in Star Wars?

Hayden Christiansen is a good actor, and his transformation into Vader is only obvious because we all saw the OT beforehand. Thinking about it from a fresh perspective, it would be a big surprise to a kid, if they had not seen the OT beforehand.

Why not?

>the direction he's headed is obvious with his whining and slaughtering of sand people in episode 2

Not really. When I saw AOTC as a 10 year old in theatres I didn't get the significance of this scene. I thought Sand people were bad people. They had taken and killed his mum, and sand people also attacked Luke in ANH. So I thought they were villains like Stormtroopers or Battledroids. I didn't understand the non aggressive nature of being a Jedi, or the other nuanced stuff at the time.

>Obi Wan meets Anakin
Handled so terribly in Episode I that you are better off not seeing it.
>The audience meeting Shmi
Not really relevant
>Anakins relationship with Shmi
Handled in Episode II jsut fine.
>Midiclorians being discussed
Since Lucas almost entirely dropped the concept in the rest of the PT outside of a single line in III, not relevant.
>The Trade Federation's intro and the taxation problems that Sheev uses to start his grand plans
Handled fine, and handled better, by the Separatist crisis in Episode II.
>How Obi Wan became Anakins master
This is I'd say the one really serious thing you miss out on by skipping Episode I, the entire dynamic of Obi-Wan honoring his master's dying wish even though he was sort of against training Anakin. Yet, this isn't really something that gets used at all in the following movies, so its not that relevant.
>Who Anakin was before he was a Jedi.
Established just fine in Episode II, and you are probably better off not seeing how cushy his slave life was, sort of undermines the whole concept of him having a troubled upbringing and the Jedi having a problem with that and holding it against him.
>Who Padme was before she was a senator
Not even remotely relevant, also the whole elected Queen thing is just dumb and confusing. You lose nothing by not knowing about that.

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The Guardian ranked it as the 58th greatest moment in film history. That's still legendary.

In any case, the prequels have 0 greatest moments in film history, and that trilogy serves to wipe out the effect of this classic film moment.

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The clones are attractive?

>Not really relevant

Extremely relevent, since introducing her out of nowhere in a dream in AOTC would be horrifically bad, plus AOTC never tells us she's on Tatooine, he just goes there. We know this because we saw Ep 1 beforehand. You'd be lost if you didn't see it. Shmi dying is one of Anakins prime reasons for falling to the dark side, and then when Padme too.

As a European I never understood why they had to put an American 50s Diner on an alien planet somewhere in the fucking galaxy. I mean where the fuck does Star Wars even take place and WHEN?

Is this our galaxy or our universes? As far as I know they don't even know planet earth and there are no United States or Americans in the Star Wars Universe.

In fact the movies start with
>In a far far galaxy a long time ago
or some shit like that. So it happened IN THE PAST. How would they know what an American Diner is like if the Star Wars movies happened in the past?!

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Just because you hate TPM doesn't mean it isn't relevent for setting up all the events that later happened into motion.

The seperatist council would appear to be out of nowhere, and would make them more 2 dimensional, if we did not first see the TF in TPM, and their reasons for wanting to succeed.

Plus, TPM is fun movie, and it's made for kids. Any kid who see's it is gonna love it.

No it doesn't. You aren't meant to watch the PT first you fucking retard. Everyone knows release order is always the watch order.

And the Darth Plagues the Wise speech deserves to be on there.

George, or someone else likely designed it as slight nod to his film American graffiti which takes place in that time period. Anyway, it's just a space eatery, it's not like they eat nothing in nonexistent far off super cities

We are talking about watching the films in order starting with 1 and how that would change the experience, dumbass.

Looking back, was podracing kino or just a waste of time?

Outside of single digit IQ brainlets, I don't see who could find this confusing. Everyone has a mother, this isn't confusing. Anakin knows where he came front, how is it confusing that he goes there? You are basically saying here that it is impossible to introduce new locations that haven't been previously shown to the audience which is ridiculous.

By that logic the Trade Federation and their taxation problems came out of nowhere, that's a silly argument to make. The separatist crisis as presented in Episode II is a perfectly serviceable catalyst for setting events in motion all on its own. Adding in the precursor incident to that doesn't add much of anything, aside from adding a tiny bit depth to one out of a dozen other entities that made up the founding of the CIS.

I don't actually hate Episode I as a movie, my problems with it are entirely on the basis of it being a waste of time that contributes very little to the Saga as a whole. Its a waste of an Episode, as a result of it being what it is Episode III was left to shoulder the burden of two movies worth of content. Resulting in it having some significant pacing issues. The PT would have been much better served in Episode II was Episode I, and Episode III had been split into two different movies.

The architecture in Star Wars sometimes takes inspiration from the real world, that's all there is to it. Certain people struggle with this because the OT's architecture was more vague, alien and utilitarian compared with the prequel era style.

That's just how Star Wars Diner's look on the more civilized planets, not all bars in the galaxy are run down cantinas, there are nightclubs, casinos, spa's and all kinds of shit on the richer worlds.

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Do you think they tip the robot waitress?

It was kino.

That's a different conversation in this thread.

>As a European I never understood why they had to put an American 50s Diner on an alien planet somewhere in the fucking galaxy

You didnt have to be European not to get it. NOBODY understood why he did that.

But Star Wars takes place in our universe so George might be implying that art deco on Earth came from an alien source, or vice versa, which is still a stupid idea.

Btw, George had always wanted to put silver saucer UFOs in Star Wars - just like the kind that were popularly sighted on Earth starting in the 40s and 50s. He planned to have them on Alderaan.

In other words, he was attempting to use Star Wars to explain UFOs and bigfoot sightings on Earth. Bigfoot being Wookies. He never fully followed through with it. People now dont associate Wookies with Bigfoot at all even though it's obvious.

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The Millennium Falcon is basically a flying saucer with horns on the front

>city is the size of a planet
>his diner can seat like 50 people
What is this fag supposed to do if more o the likely MILLIONS of people within flying distance show up?

It just wouldn't work very well retard. Jesus christ how hard is it to understand that George wrote that part in AOTC, knowing the audience had seen TPM in mind.

Introducing Shmi in a dream and having her die the second we meet her would feel like a total asspul, it would not feel natural at all. It would be this random fucking moment. Yes everyone has a mum, but you don't pull her out of fucking nowhere like that.

based hot meal poster

Tell them to fuck off

star wars was never good

Based retard

because every restaurant in major cities on this planet with millions in driving or walking distance can seat several thousand people

is it made from fresh, live Jawas?

OOTINIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH *splurt*

wouldn't be much juice in a desert creature, would there?

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how many lifeforms are there in the Star Wars universe? how many of them come to Kaitain, i mean Coruscant? and how many of them go to Dex's Diner, only to be told "we don't serve your kind here" because they can't afford to stock twenty thousand different kinds of burger meat?

correct

I liked the scene. People love to whinge

Imagine being a Disney kike

It's a space fantasy ffs, why is it so hard for brainlets to understand this? George can include a 50's Diner if he wants, he doesn't need to explain shit, it just is. Naboo's Royal Palace looks like Italy, Onderon looks like Rome, doesn't matter.

Nobody questions LOTR or GoT for having medieval English architecture, obviously fantasy takes some inspiration from the real world, it can't all look 100% alien.

>Bree looks just like a UK village wtf???

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they have robots to pick that shit up now.

the Jawas bribed the Council to have themselves designated as trash, so if they want a free ride to the dump they just stand still and a robot carries them off.

What's retarded about it is that there are retro diners that look suspiciously exactly like early 20th century U.S. prefabricated diners, despite this being a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Basically, Spielberg is saying, "Don't forget, this is just a movie!" which to some can have a negative impact on the suspension of disbelief. It's also simply lazy from a worldbuilding perspective.

this needs to be a thing for the Disney tour.

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Spielberg=Lucas, I was triggered.

have you never been to the city, karate farmer?

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Coruscant consists of over 5000 city levels built up from the original planet's surface thousands of years ago. Dex's Diner is on the top level, the surface.

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Twilek, or Togruta?

what do twilek farts smell like?

Imagine being a city planner on Coruscant

its a commentary on the american perception of history, how the 50's diner and the halcyonic america it represents remains our perpetual occupation while history at large is the vast amorphous block beneath
of course lucas failed to anticipate just how dumb the average viewer like you is

imagine being a poison sweat hate filled Kallikak, chawin' baccy and standing outside the gates, looking in with envy.

we got all kind our diner, you horny fly boy want some

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investigate dinergate

He needed a meeting place of some kind so he shat out a 50's diner because they are comfy to him. You're kidding yourself with the rest.

They're both bad, I dont know why people feel they have to choose between one or the other.

He liked the tuna

Nobody cares about anything below Level 1000, and Level 1 is literally uninhabitable, the planet's original surface has no light or oxygen, it's filled with garbage and ancient ruins, but mostly just the foundations for the cities above. Think the sewers of Tokyo but times a billion and with more garbage.

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What kind of diner has whores on the menu next to the malt shakes?

Why does she have Minnie Mouse ears?

isn't this the standard look of a diner?
t. non-american

my kinda diner desu

>George can include a 50's Diner if he wants, he doesn't need to explain shit, i

Yes, he's free to make garbage if he wants, he made that perfectly clear with the prequels. And we're free to criticize it.

Fuck disney for killing 1313. Disney giving the licence to EA was such a fuck up. Im not opposed to Battlefront 2, but they refuse to make anything they cant shovel dlc into.

I live in bumfuck nowhere and every other restaurant owner apparently decided
>hay guise
>what if we have, like, a retro 50s diner here
>wouldn't that be just wacky and cool

you know where the milk comes from, right?

they tried a retro thirties diner, but the gas lamps were a fire hazard.

they tried a retro 1890s diner, but the food was inedible.

we have the technology to make a cyberpunk diner.

The weird ass shit that Lucas put in the prequel movies is hilariously dumb. He clearly didn't give a shit and nobody was there to stop him from doing it.

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it is, yes, dex literally runs a space version of a diner in my town

>diners shouldn't exist in space
>when spaceballs does a truck stop that's ok

fuck all you haters. The only thing dumb about this scene is Dex's sudden appearance than forever disappearance from the series.

>tfw no Tomb Raiding/Indy spin off about an Archeologist on Coruscant exploring the lower levels

What are some good books/comics/lore about the Coruscant lower levels lads?

So both movies are comedyou spoof movies?

it's virtually unexplored

>dat ass
Jesus christ

>twilek on the side is an obvious hooker

Kek

>twilek strip club

I really wish 1313 got made.

Why didnt Vader just kill himself? He had quite literally nothing to love for after Sheev revived him.

>Shitting on George and the Prequels

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is it just me or those shadows make no fucking sense?

Yeah, those poles and the people are going a different direction than the buildings.

Maybe, just maybe American 50s diners copied Dex's Diner. Did you ever think of that?

If I remember correctly, he was a high ranking officer who was a sadist and hated clones. He knowingly sent clones on pointless suicide missions all the time. The clones in the webm found evidence and were trying to arrest him.

Reminds me that this is going to be performing near me, should I go see it?

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Please tell me that's from a PS3 game and not a screenshot from one of the films.

1313 was never going to be a good game, they never at any point had a solid idea of what the game actually was beyond something set in Coruscant's underworld. Even basically everything from that E3 demo was scrapped as they started transitioning into making the game a Bounty Hunter spiritual successor based around playing as young Boba Fett.

Jesus christ, where is this performing at? Someone better fucking record it.

Go user, and record it for the rest of us.

>that red guard

Muh dik!

It's from the animated cartoon you retard.

What was dumb about it, though? Retarded weeb.

At least it wasn't just a direct rip-off of the original movies. At least it's a new idea.

FemLuke looks pretty cute.

I want to see this, I hope the girls get naked. I wonder what that Wookieerotica magazine is like.

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Looks better than nu-wars
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I'm skeptical there is actually any nudity

George must've watched Spaceballs and that diner scene

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Formerly George's

>nopan

I fucking have to see this. How the hell was this already showing in Australia and is back over in America. Why did I not hear of this before. Fuck. I missed it.

Same paintjob as John Milner's car in American Graffiti

George's seorge and teorge makes no sense though.

Yes, it was pretty dumb. As dumb as you thinking I watch anime cause of a reaction picture.

>infinite universe
>impossible for even 1 single fucking thing to resemble another

You’re retarded

Does burlesque normally have nudity?

Formerly Chuck's

100% if you were to tell me that was a screenshot from GTA5 online I would have had no reason to doubt you

Lads, looked into this. Looks like this, don't bother. There's no nudity, and the director of the play is a seething OT faggot. And worse, he's a fucking Aussie. As an aussie myself I can tell you we are all talentless hacks. Just listen to this in the interview.

>The word "burlesque" is derived from words meaning "parody" or "caricature," making Beattie's promise of "plenty of Aussie humor" all the more guaranteed. And of course, while taking clothes off is a part of the show, nudity is not — routines are still scantily-clad and provocative performances.

JUST FUCKING NUKE US

>The show started as a small production in 2011, only expected to run for a few nights as a one-off in Sydney, Australia. Those shows ended up selling out and igniting multiple sold-out tours around Australia.

FUCKING NUKE SYDNEY

>Hardcore fans will be pleased to know the show is based only on the original trilogy of their youth, and hence there's no need to acknowledge the existence of the much-hated Jar Jar Binks.

FUCKING NUKE MELBOURNE

George Lucas probably just lays around at sky walker ranch messing with those old models in his tighty whities playing with some vintage boba fett and Luke action figures and makes Han Solos figure watch as Chewbacca and greedo fuck Lea

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Fucking hell I remember that show. They were expecting it to be more groundbreaking than it actually was. After they spent shitloads of money on Pentium 75's to render the state of the art 3D animations.

He said JarJar is in but killed off immediately.

If someone were to tell me this post was from a brainlet with degenerative eye condition, I'd have no reason to doubt them.

Pod racing, you dirty cuck

They destroyed a beautiful planet

>no sexy Padme
>no sexy Clones
>no sexy Sheev

No buy.

How do you know it wasn't always just a shithole that they went out of their way to pave over?

>Imagine being a city planner on Coruscant
Actually a great game idea

racist

He had visions of a new order that would arise and sought to be Count Dooku's new apprentice so he subverted the Republic's war efforts on Umbara
Eventually the clones had enough of his shit and tried to arrest him

What if it was a shithole before anyone even lived there, did you think of that?

Imagine thinking the prequels are good.

Imagine being so retarded and tribalistic, that if you see someone who dislikes the prequels, you automatically think they MUST like the Disney star wars movies. Imagine what a simpleton dumbass that guy is. What a fucking retard, right?

Spoted the alt-right

What does this have to do with politics? I'm just saying, what if it was an awful planet with no redeeming qualities whatsoever? Like Venus, just a hot hellhole that nobody would like?

Trump should be impeached and you fucking know it

I don't understand what this has to do with Star Wars

What video game is this?

>Dexter used to be a prospector in the mines on Subterrel, a planet on the far fringed of the outer rim, way way beyond the Republic. The mining companies on this planet used cloned miners as a workforce, and contracted the Kaminoans to grow their clones. The markings on all their equipment an uniforms were Kaminoan an the mining company didn't bother to change them. This is why he recognized the dart.

Sounds like he was a good friend.

based and yangpilled

typical incel racist

How the FUCK does he afford that kind of real estate?! No one else deserved that precious spot of sunlight more than the greasy diner guy?

Maybe he's just a rich bastard who made a fortune on the galactic stock market, and the diner thing is just a hobby he does to pass the time.

He probably sells secrets to people for money.

McSpanky's Shack

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