CAST IT INTO THE FIRE

Fellowship of the Sing

Big John and the Eriadorlings

I hope it'll be good.

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NO

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>be me
>act out in class
>teacher: "go to the principals office now, user!!"
>me: "....no."
>teacher: "ANONNNNN!!"
>stumble out of the classroom and leave the school grounds
>get picked up by truant officer
>truant officer: "shouldnt you be in class?"
>me: ".......no."
>get tazed then dragged back to the principal for disciplinary action

When did you realize the "no" meme was just a meme?

I hope they show Tolkien as he really was: a black tranny

>when your entire fantasy epic is based on a guy being a bit of dick one time

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Having Nicholas Hoult in black face will be a bit problematic.

Thinkaboudit and the Logicals

Queens of the Third Age

...

John Rys-Davies and 8 Other Faggots

wtf why isn't Tolkien being portrayed by /OurBull/ Idris Elba? Why is Hollywood so racist?

1) Isildur was the one who ultimately felled Sauron in combat. The One Ring was his by right of said victory.
2) The Last Alliance of Men and Elves would've splintered and war could've continued as the Men wouldn't have taken kindly to having their rightful king pushed into a magma chamber.
3) Isildur and Elrond were friends and the latter certainly would've hesitated due to their friendship.
4) This isn't demonstrated in the films, but Isildur is an 8' tall Nùmenòrean giga-Chad and would've clapped Elrond's ass had he tried anything.

Because story.

That whole scene of the two at mountain doom only exists in the movies.
It's not like that in the books.

The Fellowship of the Ring

There are two people here who obviously don't want to be there. See if you can find them.

Bean and Viggo

The cameraman?

Not that guy but I was thinking the same thing.
The Americans' part is interesting. I doubt Tolkien consciously thought that but I'd bet the thought crept in at some level.

Always loved that the elf rings weren't entirely cursed. The light of the stars?

"know"

>MEET THE ICE BERG HEAD ON

You're alright.

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but this is Yea Forums not Yea Forums

Also, whet about an elven king picking up the ring and being corrupted. Not exactly good news.

That's what I was thinking.
I can't say that some of the others didn't go on to great works of art but it seems funny...

lol

The BasedBoys

>mfw I just now realized Captain Smith was Thedoen

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Seeing this in the theater was fucking amazing and I was an adult. I remember the cartoon version but that was nothing compared to what I'd read and then to witness a "live action"-esque version was awesome.

I imagine like when people saw the Ten Commandments or Ben Hur, etc..

What Playstation Portable game is this?

Numenor Boys

I must be laughing at this because I'm still drunk but, still...

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>Seeing this in the theater was fucking amazing and I was an adult.

Same here. Gave me a similar feeling to seeing Jurassic Park as a kid.

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what cgi netflix anime is this?

Nah

everyone here apart from the fag on the far left got a tattoo together

The Onions Squad

>Onions
Meant to write Onions

Netflix will never produce anything as kino as that.

FUCK

Rohan is the best Part 4 character.

Also, I think that episode airs tomorrow.

Soiboy detected

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lurk moar newfriend

This user operates at a level of novelty that one could not even imagine

I was just pretending. Got you to respond.

Why are you pretending to be me?

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Warm-up band for The Eagles

Why are you pretending to be me?

BASED FILTER GOING OVER THIS SIMP

You know it'll marred in some ways.

LotR threads used to be great.

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Thank you based hiroshimoot for allowing us to easily see the newfriends among us

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>getting worked into a shoot
this is the big dogs yard

>be at middle school
>find someone's class ring on the floor
>me and my frens decide to give it to lost and found in the office on the other side of the school
>hijinx ensue
>bullies chasing us the whole time
>detour through the basement
>almost caught by the janitor
>one fren gets caught by the vice principle
>2 caught by the bullies
>the rest of us split up
>3 of us go to save the 2 from the bullies, me and the fat kid cut through the parking lot
>meet up with a 5th grader that was following us
>he has extreme autism
>right as we are about to get to the front entrance, with the office right inside, the autistic kid sics his dog on us
>fat kid lands a sweet kick and it goes running off
>walk into the front office
>right as I walk in, I struggle to drop the ring into the lost and found box
>fat kid: "JUST LET GO"
> turn around
>Principal walks out and wants to know what is going on
>asks me why I'm not in Mrs. Walter's room
>"THE RING IS MINE"
>He informs me that he expects more from a substitute teacher, and asks me to leave the premise
>never get asked to sub again

The ring takes it's toll on all of us.

wtf was he thinking

>Isildur was the one who ultimately felled Sauron in combat. The One Ring was his by right of said victory.

Your other points are valid enough, but I'm not sure this one is true. Every description of Sauron's downfall at the siege of Barad-Dur has been vague, at best. From what I can gather all we really know is that there were only five who were powerful enough to withstand the terror of Sauron: Elendil, the last high king of the Numenorians in exile, Islidur, his son, Gil-Galad, the last high king of the Noldor in Middle-Earth, Elrond, his herald, and Cirdan the Shipwright, one of the oldest elves in Middle-Earth. These five fought Sauron, Sauron was thrown down, but Elendil and Gil-Galad were slain. I'm not certain it happened like the movies show, the impression I've gotten is that Isildur cut the ring from a fallen Sauron's hand, after the battle. But it's kind of up for debate.

Pic unrelated, it's the fall of Fingolfin.

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yeah probably by lily collins and her box office poison curse. nice legs though.

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Ding-dong diddly cringe.

Get out you roody-poo

Have sex

JUUUSST OOOONNNEE MOOOORRRE NIGHT

youtube.com/watch?v=wZ1vn85iQRE

Would it not make sense that Isildur cut the ring from Sauron's hand, and then his physical form was destroyed? The reason Sauron was defeated, as far as I can tell, is that he was separated from all the life-force he had poured into the Ring. If it were as you said, that would mean Sauron was defeated physically by "conventional" means, which would seem to defeat the purpose of the One Eing. Not to mention that Sauron's physical form was destroyed during the Downfall of Númenor and yet he recovered pretty much straight after - likely because he still had the Ring.

The Kino

Yup. Chills. Some scenes do look silly and trite, now... especially in Jurassic Park with the widescreen scenic shots (and animatronics), the animation looks funny but that end scene you posted was perfect in the theater!

piss off, sodden twat
Go watch Valley of the Gwangi and then report back.

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Isildur managed to defeat Sauron, so maybe Elrond thought he couldn't best him. Also, killing Isildur would mean a war between the humans and the elves, so things would still escalate out of control.

The Avengers did that, too.
Every character is symbolized into this sigil they got. Like always, there was somebody who pussed out. I think it was Mark Ruffalo in this case.

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JP still holds up even today. As does Lord of the Rings.

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Based Mark Ruffalo for not participating in degeneracy.

Frickin' hell, I quite smoking decades ago but this makes me want to take it up again. Dang. Consider me triggered.

>kinslaying
>what's the worst that could happen?
Great plan moron.

suicide squid cast also made tattoos. Before their fucking movie got released. Only Will Smith passed.

Not Gollum

Holy Yes!

You must be an English professor... Lol.

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Elijah wood's prolapsed anus

Why didn't Elrond kill him and throw the ring in himself? Imagine how many lives could have been saved if he had the balls to do it.

Aren't Tolkien's children really against this movie?

Except during the lawsuit against warner bros I don't think his daughter has said a thing in like 50 years.
Chris is still Chris, hates em all.

Christopher is still the executor of the estate. It's what he says that matters.

Did Christopher sign off on this?

Also,
>I can see it coming in the air tonight
>oh lawd

Is Gandalf really 35k+ years old?

Fucking lol.
And yeah, that was me who posted that but totally agree with you folks.

Always wanted a tattoo but where I'd want them wouldn't work and so I'd be better off with henna or just using a sharpie.

How could he know just how much damage the ring would do in the future? It would be a really hard decision to kill his friend too, only possible in hindsight

Hold up thats the faggot from person of interest in the back, definitely kino

>Did Christopher sign off on this?

He must have done, otherwise it'll come as quite a shock.

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eeehh...
parts do and don't

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He's not though he quit a few days before amazon announced their fucking shit.

>>I can see it coming in the air tonight

I can see it coming in the air tonight yes.

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You can't block the biography of public figure via copyright. Yeah if they were to use journals JRR kept that the estate owns as a source they could sue for that but that's pretty much it.

C.S. Lewis won't be in because you know... Hollywood and religion.

>Chris is still Chris, hates em all.

The mark of a good man.

Why didn't they just give the ring to Tom Bombadil?

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>"We hates it! Forever!"

Underrated.

Because he'd use it to make the world entirely too comfy.

How is it obvious? Retard.

Because he's too much of a cheeky banterous cunt.

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I feel like I've seen this somewhere, before.

Burzum
Gorgoroth
Amon Amarth

You know how sometimes you buy yourself a new gadget or a game and then like two weeks later you're done with it and you move on? That's Tom Bombadil guarding the ring. You may as well give it to the Ringwraiths themselves for all the good he'd do looking after it. The Ring has no sway over him at all.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

I don't like sex. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere

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I'd love to see a version of the Father Christmas stuff. Well... now that I actually typed that, it might be best left to print and picture books.

Maybe some Tom Bombadil for once.
Especially with Goldberry.
Yeah, I can get behind that.

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Oh, SNAP!

>Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

What did user mean by this?

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>xmas.jpg
Tolkien frowns on your excising his lord and saviors name from the holiday.

Lol. "Where's your ball? Go get your ball!"

Me and myself.
Read the sentence.
Retard.

>comfy 24/7, 7 days a week
>peopld born and die in comfy
>no matter what you do or how you feel, its comfy
>everyone start loosing theur munds to the absolute comfiness

Oh man. This is funny.
I always found it strange how so many of those bands just blatantly ripped off Tolkien's names.

OH CRAP!
You caught me.
And I intentionally named that file, too..

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

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lurk more

HOW CAN WE JUSTIFY IT TO OUR INVESTORS, MT. DOOM LLC?

BEST OPENING SCENE OF ALL TIME (Mt. Doom of which you speak of):
youtube.com/watch?v=5HZHJcPuN2U

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I'd also hope you'd get something more meaningful than the equivalent of "yeah I did a gig at a company for a year, so I got their logo on my arm".

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the rings weren't created until well after the fall of numenor

Because he's too much of a merry fellow

Flying fools

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Meat on the Menu

I'll allow it.

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>trying to get my two kids into Lotr
>they don't really give a shit, but I keep quoting it around the house
>ask my son to throw away an empty jug of milk he left on the counter
>"CAST IT INTO THE TRASH CAN"
>he's pretty annoyed with this, so he just ignores me and plays with his ipad
>"HURRY, user, FOLLOW ME"
>he doesn't budge, so I grab his hand and drag him to the kitchen. He's only 6, so he's easy to drag, flailing around
>"I was there, user, 3000 years ago. it is because of you that trash was left on the counter"
>he's straight up crying at this point
>his mother comes in and screams at me to let him go
>I drop him and grab the broom
>"YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED DEAD"
>whip the broom around and hit my kid in the head on accident
>stops crying
>stops moving in general
>wife is screaming and crying
>turn away with an evil grin
>"LEAVE THE POLICE TO ME"

This is all open to interpretation, admittedly. All I've read is the LotR trilogy, the Silmarillion, and the Lost Tales. There might be something in the gorillion volumes of notes that Christopher released, but I haven't delved that deep. The point is, at the siege of Barad-dur, Sauron came out to face his attackers in a physical form, to do battle with them. He lost. Whether Isildur dealt the death-blow, or not, seems immaterial to me. The defeat was the result of the will off all of those who stood against him. Elrond could have as easily claimed the ring, as Isildur. Certainly the fact that the one ring was taken from Sauron's physical form led to his wane of power in the Third Age, but that accomplishment can as easily be laid at the feet of Elrond as it can at Isildur, so far as I can discern.

Pic unrelated, it's Feanor straightening out some trick-ass marks on the shores of Elvenhome.

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>elves are peaceful and cherish music, beauty, and creation
>have almost no idea what evil even is, or what it looks like
>never once has there been an elf vs elf act of murder

>feanor wants ships so he slaughters thousands of elves

That bit is a little stupid.

>we will never get a high-production value anime series based on The Silmarillion
>tfw no TELERI FUCKIN SHITS
>tfw no Fingolfin vs Morgoth

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He was a little butthurt at the time, and for the following few centuries, and then until he finally died of wounds sustained by 1v10'ing balrogs so much so that he literally burst into flames because of his butthurt.

you missed the part where melkor is chilling with them in Vinyamar and plants the first lies and deceits in their minds, and teaches them how to make weapons, and introduces envy into the world, culminating in Feanor's confrontation with Fingolfin.

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>like Americans
Elves are the white people of middle earth. You're not wrong though.

Big, if true

Okay.

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But Melkor was singing that shit in the song that created the world. It's almost like Ea was setting up the entire realm of existence to be a massive disappointment for all of us. The world is getting worse and worse and so are we and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

Pic unrelated. It's Gondolin.

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PURE
NUMENOREAN
GENES

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that fucking face at :6 always gets me

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Who is this tranny?

Sauron was literally a kike who deceived the Numenorians (Aryans) when he appeared in disguise and rose to immense power in old Numenor and made the rings to ensnare the other races and bend them to his will (think fractional reserve banking/The Fed). Tolkien was woke as fuck.

Who /ronnie/ here?

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Ian and the Gaping Assholes (with their manager Schlomo Preciousmetalstein on the left)

>dub
Also, no that bit is from the Highway Star arc. Tomorrow is Josuke burning down Rohan's house

youtube.com/watch?v=U8CSK1cqFOY

Kiss ass faggot. Nobody cares about that shit anymore.

The soiboi rebellion

He already had a sweet song about his getup and didn't want to have to rewrite the whole thing just to add in a stupid ring

That is technically the Highway Star arc

"Cast it in!"

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That's no tranny, thank god.

>5'11 vs 6'0

I wonder what his calorie intake is.

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Wasn't Tolken super conservative? Hard to see Hollywood giving him any respect if they portray him accurately.

based Ralph Pootawn

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>underside of thighs
so....soft...