mirror, eh?
/trek/ kert
Carter Richardson
Lucas Perry
more like sbud
David Hill
Akoocheemoya on this Friday we are far from the normies Akoocheemoya
Jonathan Nguyen
Chakotay was the worst commander, Beltran should've walked off the show like he'd threatened millions of times. At least the voyager writers had enough sense give him less airtime in the later seasons.
Bentley Gonzalez
Captain, did I ever tell you about my adopted sister Michael Burnham? When she first greeted me I retreated into my room and slammed the door in a fit of rage. In retrospect that reaction was most illogical. In time however I soon became what she affectionately referred to as her little shadow. She was the very first human to ever attend the Vulcan Learning Center, which regrettably was bombed by logic extremists. They did it to keep Vulcan human-free, you see, since fascism is the most logical form of government, as we ourselves witnessed during the time we visited the Nazi planet. She then ran away from home, into the dense forest of the barren desert of Vulcan's Forge, and got herself killed. Or at least, she would have died, had a being called the Red Angel not appeared to me. It told me her location, assuring that the timeline is forever vandalized, but we tracked her down and saved her. The Red Angel later showed me an apocalyptic vision of complete galactic destruction, but I digress.
Subsequently and out of concern for my own safety, she called me a half-breed, which devastated me to such a degree that I retreated away from her and the danger posed by the logic extremists. Yes, captain, I am aware that I have been called a half-breed on multiple occasions afterward, including by you, to no great offense, but I was sent reeling by that one instance. Most illogical that was, in retrospect. It became something of a cornerstone of by personality, which I later relayed to her, during our visit to Talos IV, which carries the penalty of death for anyone visiting it, while I was on the run from breaking out of a psychiatric ward. Despite her regret over the insult, I assured her that she was still perfect and always made the right decisions, even by accident. Michael Burnham made me the Vulcan I am today, captain. She was an amicable relative.
Lincoln Morgan
They got caught in the trap of having to make insaneway look reasonable.
Noah Kelly
It's not his fault they hired a fake indian to create his role
Matthew Sanders
99 problems but the (warp core) breach ain't one
Dylan Wright
checked
Logan Jones
I really wish the people who for some reason have control of the Star Trek IP wanted to take any risks whatsoever with it. How are we still getting shit with Spock and Kirk in it? What's the fucking point!
Jacob Nguyen
Hmm. Fascinating.
Sebastian Scott
Season 7 of TNG is basically fan fiction
Lincoln Clark
if they wanted to take risks they wouldn't be dusting off the IP in the first place
Dominic Baker
>What did Michael think of Sybok, Mister Spock?
Brody Gomez
how would Chekov know who that is, wow
Kevin Brooks
>You find yourself in the Nexus.
>Nearby, a Kirk unit is chopping wood.
>You get closer, almost ready to verbalize a greeting.
>Upon closer inspection, it is the Mirror Mirror Nexus.
What happen?
Benjamin Murphy
BASED ENT
Blake Roberts
I can't believe the great San Francisco revolution of August 2024 was led by some complete dweeb in a porcupine hat
Kevin Hernandez
>porcupine hat
ban phoneposters
Austin Morgan
I actually unironically thought they were called porcupine hats. Appearantly they are called pork pie hats. I guess I always heard it, but never saw it written
Landon Moore
Bullshit, you're using text to speech and got called out.
Colton Collins
>Tiberius gives you a wry smile
>Before you know it he has belted you on the side of the head with the axe handle
>Dazed, and in pain, you look up over your shoulder to see him unbuckling his trousers
>You can only beg weakly due to the concussion as he brusquely rips off your pants and underwear, exposing your naked buttocks
>The smile returns, and he licks his lips
Chase Cook
Honestly, scouts honor. I am 28 years old, I read lots of English novels, I am not a native English speaker, and all my life I thought it was a "porcupine hat" even though there aren't any spikes on it. I have learned something today. #blessed
Jayden Price
>foreigner
Now I wish you were a phoneposter.
Landon Adams
Don't be a boring asshole, these threads are lifeless enough
Josiah Sullivan
The virgin Star Rats vs the chad Kert Trek
Aiden Ross
>Star Rats has two blind incels
Colton Reed
kert trek -- presented by mom stunts. Editing by NAM MAN.
Ian Williams
>pork pie hats
Kert Trek has an almost perfect line-up if it wasn't for Wesley
>both versions have Data
based
Leo Parker
I've been doing some thinking, and I got some ideas to improve the general. I got it right here. Uh, one: Bashirfaggot needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine. Two: Whenever Bashirfaggot's not in the thread, all the other posters should be asking, "Where's Bashirfaggot?" Three--
GREAT, GREAT.
JUST LEAVE THEM RIGHT THERE ON THE FLOOR
Ayden Gonzalez
Aaron Cooper
How did you incels like this week's episode of The Orville?
In it, Gordon Malloy falls in love with a 400-year old iPhone.
Luke Johnson
>it's a Sisko overacting as an alternate character episode
Bentley Morris
Orville script generator: Take one TNG plot, mix with a DS9/VOY plot. This was "Booby Trap" remixed with "The Sound of her Voice." Throw in a pointless cameo and call it a day.
Julian Garcia
Star Trek already did it.
Hunter Barnes
Spoilers: Pike get BTFO.
Andrew Hernandez
Did he ever under act?
Justin Lewis
Enterprise is great.
High-tier first season, Trip is one of the best ever characters, S4 is one of the best ever. The Terra Prime saga is a fantastic cherry on top, it really feels like they gave their all.
Grayson Hughes
Enterprise certainly had its problems but was still enjoyable.
Anthony Garcia
reminder that it's still possible to remaster ds9 and voy with deep learning algorithms
boingboing.net
Joseph Perez
Brayden Richardson
Back handing a Vulcan is a laudable accomplishment
Ryder Gray
Remember when Chakotay punched a guy for like no reason in season one?
I legit almost cried from the strength of the surprise microaggression.
Christopher Brooks
10 Forward is where it's at.
Parker Fisher
Based Enterchad
Sebastian Bell
You must be blind because there is no heightened amount of detail from the process and it doesn't look much better than if you just took the SD video and stretched it to HD resolutions. In fact, that's exactly what it is. SD source upscaled and blurred.
Here's real HD.
Carter Hernandez
Anyone else really like Admiral Cornwell?
Justin Flores
>barren neocon shrill female admiral
It's been done.
Parker Rivera
Our dubs are in alignment. Reed, Phlox, and especially Trip are big standouts, along with the quality of sets and effects.
No doubt - Mayweather is bland, Archer needed more focus, and it has bouts of mediocrity, but it has a better baseline than any series overall, and has a good blend of one-offs and serialization.
Matthew Walker
I used to love /trek/!
Wyatt Hernandez
>make a trap to capture what they think is Burnham from the future
>let burnham be part of the planning of the trap even though that would mean her future self would know it was a trap
IS EVERYONE WORKING ON THIS SHOW RETARDED
Landon Butler
You having sex is fanfiction.
Chase Ramirez
I love Jessica Lynn the dipshit barista!
Leo Davis
>implying they would ever create a scene without burnedham
James Robinson
Indeed
Lincoln Adams
You really think they would have asked her to shave before breaking out the 35mm film.
David Parker
All those textures they used must look fantastic... I didn't care before, but this made me a believer. Now, the financials...
Cameron Davis
We have the biggest news in the history of Star Track. Big. Yuche.
Robert Thomas
Who is the Star Trek equivalent of Leon Trotsky
Kayden Price
Chase Myers
>film scan
but ds9 wasn't shot on film?
Angel Cox
The one on the right (despite being lifted directly from the original 35mm film) still could use a lot of work; the kanar bottle has some weird blurriness to it and Garak's shirt has too much grain.
Angel Turner
shot on film
edited on videotape
Justin Howard
It was. It was then transferred to VHS in order to apply VFX.
Please don't ever attempt any sort of video editing.
Adrian Nguyen
not same guy, but didn't they do all the digital effects through high quality VHS?
Jaxson Rogers
Based Pretty poster.
youtu.be
Adrian Ramirez
We can now say there was indeed no Cardassian collusion
Benjamin Evans
Section 31 genuinely did nothing wrong in DS9
Carson Diaz
THEY BETRAYED THE UNIFORM
Isaac Johnson
Article 51 is just a boogie man.
Samuel Roberts
>Nothing in the present Charter shall impair the inherent right of individual or collective self-defense if an armed attack occurs against a Member of the United Nations, until the Security Council has taken measures necessary to maintain international peace and security. Measures taken by Members in the exercise of this right of self-defense shall be immediately reported to the Security Council and shall not in any way affect the authority and responsibility of the Security Council under the present Charter to take at any time such action as it deems necessary in order to maintain or restore international peace and security.
What did he mean by this?
Adam Bailey
Would you dare?
Evan Nelson
Samuel King
Why the fuck are Earth artifacts on the Orville? Wouldn't there be much more qualified experts and better lab equipment on Earth already? They had to go out of their way to send it from New York not just to space, but to the Orville which spends most of its time out in deep space. It would have made much more sense if it was found on a colony somewhere, but then it would need to be from sometime after 2019 unless they want to have The Orville timeline based on alternate history. They could have at least made it a moon/mars colony from 2050 or something and the Orville just happened to be back in the system and carrying an expert archaeologist.
Brandon Barnes
I do, user.
What are your thoughts on Keyla Detmer?
Samuel Martinez
There's probably more demand for Earth artifacts in the further reaches of Union space where aliens can ooh and ah at 21st century Earthlings.
Hunter Lopez
Checked, BashFag.
Jackson Peterson
Bashirfaggot doesn't post here anymore.
Zachary Lopez
cutest helm officer in the entire francise. sorry, Sulu.
Grayson Lopez
BashFag doesn't post here any less, either
Samuel Clark
Bull. Shit.
Julian Adams
>implying
Ryder Evans
She's fucking ugly.
Evan Bailey
Serious, I'm straight but would rather fuck Tom than STD-Frog.
Christopher King
Does anyone else think the BF/VF relationship is kind of cute?
Chase Hall
Bashirfag and who?
Luke Taylor
You forgot your trip
Owen Green
Tom's prison gay. So is Dukat.
Josiah Davis
>How are we still getting shit with Spock and Kirk in it? What's the fucking point!
the JewJew movies with Spock and Kirk were successful so they're going to bank off those for a while
Oliver Wilson
Ian Rivera
Stop being a creepy stalker, Valley Forge
Colton Clark
David Gonzalez
>successful movies
>second one was one the bottom 3 of all Star Trek movies
>third one was a bomb
>fourth one is cancelled
Christopher Foster
this is a good post butttt-
the episode was awesome though
Jaxson Jones
Luis Williams
Monetarily successful. And normies loved STiD if you go by its RT scores.
Jaxson Carter
What a cold, atheistic, technocratic hell Star Trek portrays. Thank God I won't live to see it.
Dominic Barnes
that reminds me.
is "Kanar" just a general term like vodka/whiskey/beer and it actualky has many different varieties?
Ryan Wood
It's generic.
Xavier Wilson
>death to the oposition
that is maybe the best joke in the entire star trek franchise.
I cant believe that we are never going to have DS9 level of kino again... so fucking sad.
today i watched the new episode of red angel and i was in constant anger knowing what a trek series could be and what we have.
I will never see a std episode agian.
DS9 is life.
Josiah Torres
swearing on a blue board.
thats 30 days ENSIGN
William Cooper
Why so many people hostile?
Jace Lee
Is prostitution legal in the Federation?
Ian Perry
Risa exists
Benjamin Robinson
Bashirfaggot, if you're reading this: Cheer up, don't take it so personally.
Jonathan Turner
Jesus Christ, how much of this is real? I stopped after six episodes
Austin Stewart
Risa is like Las Vegas, haha
Jaxson Cooper
Very nice.
Evan Allen
What do they see in the viewer Yea Forums?
Jose Baker
I mean he's certainly no great actor, but imho he was a good fit for the (usually) subdued captain Sisko.
Carson Parker
Has there been mention of sybok in STD?
Lincoln Scott
What makes a person deside to become a /trek/ poster?
Isaiah Morales
I want to compile Trek episodes by major themes. To start with, what are some episodes similar to First Flight and One Small Step?
Nathan Reed
"Phantoms" & "Drumhead"
Jace Bell
the urge to talk about trek, knowing that almost no one in real life would be interested in discussing this.
Is kind of sad. The worst is that you want to discuss this kind of shit but you have to deal with an attention whore tranny and his orbiters.
This is our life... a tragic and barren wasteland of what god intended to be a fullfilling experience.
Aaron Long
Thread culture and so on.
Adam Robinson
they retconned sybok into michael
Oliver Perry
S T R O N G__A T H E I S T__O V E R T O N E S
Nathaniel Bell
I only counted 464 cigarettes.
Connor Watson
k
Matthew Gutierrez
Orville sucks hairy but shaved ass, so you get that stubble feel when you eat it.
Alexander Nguyen
Explorers (DS9)
Liam Hernandez
Bentley Baker
Would you come to Patrick Stewart's funeral in full make-up?
Parker Wright
No, I'm not a cross dresser
Lucas Wood
lol
Jacob Wright
Mason Rogers
wtf Picard, I'd have killed to be Ardra's pusy slave
Kayden Lee
>dox her
>post her pictures
>call her work
>harass her every time she posts
DUDE IT'S JUST A JOKE LOLOLOLOL
Brandon Robinson
I'll preface this by saying I don't know where the article is getting it's info from, but I read a synopsis / review of the newest STD episode and in the article they expressly said that STD is a totally different timeline. It said that in the Prime universe, Burnham was killed as a child. It distinctively referred to there being 3 universes. Prime, Kelvin and Burnham. Everything being different from her not dying as a child. Obviously not a cold, hard fact considering the source... but where would they get that assumption? Is there something in the episodes that is saying "different universe" and no one watches it, so no one knows?
Dylan Hill
is this episode not proof that if you use a transporter you are no longer "you" and just a copy and paste clone?
William Wright
>burnham so powerful she gets her own timeline
Liam Edwards
Angel Stewart
>using one of the biggest properties ever is a "risk"
They could make a movie and slap Star Trek on it and make it about ice skating and cooking and it'd at least make a few millions because people recognize the brand of Star Trek
Easton Collins
I need more Quark images in my life
Tyler Howard
It's confirmation bias. They want it to be different, so they're assuming something means it's different, despite it not being the case.
Hunter Gonzalez
Nathan Gutierrez
>I don't know where the article is getting it's info from
>Obviously not a cold, hard fact considering the source
sounds like you got EDGED.
Brandon Kelly
why are you tagging me quadruple satan? you jealous of geordi's game?
just to expand so i can fish for some replies / discussion, but its the episode where there is a duplicate riker from a transporter "malfunction"
Asher Lewis
Satanic quads, erryone.
Daniel Murphy
I wonder why q didn't try to recruit incel riker.
Evan Evans
>I will never see a std episode agian.
Dude, for real.
I watched the penultimate STD episode and it was so bad it made me morose. It's just so . . . embarrassing. They have no ideas other than having unattractive women on the show, and that's a fine idea! It can't be your only idea though, not when the tone suggests something philosophical and brooding.
What a mess.
Luis Long
The transporter has a buffer where a pattern can be stored. This is how the replicators work. In theory, soldiers could be mass produced, until you run out of anti-matter.
Nolan Perry
is this not proving my point further, ms sexy alien head?
Benjamin Lewis
I'm just hate watching this shit at this point
Caleb Torres
Pavel, when the plane fell.
Luis Hall
Yea, I've only seen two episodes of STD. The first, and that last one.
They both made me hate.
Cooper Moore
stupid incels you were on the wrong side of history
have sex
Jeremiah King
Brody Scott
I was not in disagreement with you, friendo
You wanted someone to talk to. I expounded on your point. I am here for you.
youtu.be
Ethan Wilson
thank you, i too want to have sex with humanoid animals
Carter Sullivan
You got a lot of nerve, crewman
Brayden Murphy
Trek is death process
Samuel Martinez
>it's a baseball episode
Ethan Cox
That thing he's reading from looks simultaneously futuristic and Peak 90s
Brody Harris
Checked.
Trips of truth.
Have a siily vid or two.
Jaxson Green
explain
Ayden Long
>no one saw coming
please tell me this isn't real
Cooper Cooper
Stop pretending you don't know what a datapad is, you sloppy fucking retard.
Kevin Reyes
"Jim, did I ever tell you about Michael Burnham's mom? She was an astrophysicist and engineer who invented the time suit for Section 31. Did I ever tell you about Section 31? But of course, I don't need to, we all know about it perfectly well already. Burnham's mom had the suit almost completed, but crucially needed the time crystal to make it functional. The head of Section 31 managed to procure the time crystal and send it to the research base. However, by a stroke of misfortune, the klingons traced the time crystal to the base and killed Burnham's mom. Later Michael was most incensed to learn of this from the head of Section 31, whom she blamed for this mistake as if he had intentionally killed her mom himself. It was quite an illogically violent reaction from her, and most unbecoming of the way she was raised on Vulcan, but if not our logic perhaps some of our Vulcan strength was imbued in her, for she knocked him sprawling and left him bloodied. At any rate, Burnham's mom apparently had just enough time to assemble the suit and use it to vandalize the timeline, making many appearances in disparate locations decades later, always coming to save her daughter but showing notably little interest in anyone else's well-being. Now of course Section 31 knew that the time suit was their invention, though they kept that knowledge a secret, even going so far as to attempt to extract my brain in pursuit of information about it, and they eventually managed to retrieve the suit by way of a convoluted trap. Burnham, as the bait, would be killed. Though she couldn't be killed anywhere. It had to be at Essof IV, and only by means of suffocation in the planet's atmosphere. I made sure that she choked to death with her face melting off, pulling a phaser at anyone who tried to save her. I could have just shot her, but I must admit I wanted to see her suffer. But enough about that Jim, I wish you a cordial birthday. You are an effective commander, and an amicable colleague."
Bentley Sanchez
>none of your fan theories we're right
I googled which the red angel is, are they saying no one thought it'd be Michael? A lot of people have thought that since the season 2 trailer. Fucking hell.
Elijah Gomez
it isnt Michael though. So it was correct
Asher Nelson
Trek is kill
Jaxon Myers
...
James Stewart
at some point Michael probably does use the suit, though. even if Airiam's brain didn't have a scan of the RA that said it was 100% Michael (as opposed to a 25% different neuro-license like her mom would have), it would seem likely that Michael "Star Trek Is Literally My Story Even Though I Just Got Here" Burnham would put on the time suit
Chase Wilson
when is Tarantino supposed to start his trek movie unironically looking forward to it
Liam Ortiz
It's dead, Jim.
Eli Cooper
I know Shatner probably won't see this if he was ever here at all, but I feel the need to say it:
TekWars was a pretty great series. Happy Birthday.