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Previous Thread: The sequel will happen.

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Thank you Mr Cameron

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First for Grewishka

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IT'S A
FLOP SONG
FLOP SONG

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That was quick

Really provides a different way to read into the "I'd do whatever I had to for you" line, doesn't it?

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Alita and Rosa are not the same person you know

sfm porn when

I wish I posted this in general 207.

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kek nice

the sequel WILL happen

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Is Rosa Salazar the woman sitting at the table closest to the bard (not visible in this shot)?

lmao nice work.

As far as the international runs are concerned for the more prominent contributions China, France and Japan should have the numbers and time left to nudge it over the mark. Won't be seeing the final result for another month, probably around April 23rd or so. Wouldn't be too surprised if this weekend or next weekend sees a bit of a bump in the US as well for people catching the last viewings in their area.

Reminder to keep it comfy or else

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I don't think so I've tried looking for her the last four times I saw the movie and I'm pretty sure she's not in Kansas

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They've confirmed she has a cameo somewhere in the bar scene. She must be in the background of one shot.

brief reminder that the actor who plays Hugo (22 y/o) kissed Rosa (33) and is married to Sofia Boutella (38). That guy has the complete mommy gf-experience

>Wouldn't be too surprised if this weekend or next weekend sees a bit of a bump in the US as well for people catching the last viewings in their area.
yesterday it got less than 200,000 dollars, so reaching 85 M domestic seems pretty far now.
We're just 5 Million short of 400M. IF WE get to atleast 398 this weekend, maybe we'll reach it.

Image related

Compliments to your crew.

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>show her your victory flan

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is she is it's probably while Alita is fighting because that would have been a stunt person instead of Rosa

Top edit friend

Sure haha who would think that haha

There's always a slight bump up over the weekends, but I think the film will end just at 85 million, if we're comparing the run to BR2049. I don't see why international can't add 5 million over the entire week, but we'll see.

DELICIOUS

Foreign is a little outdated
We should hit 400 this weekend

a bite with her little porcelain teeth

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chad flan

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What would stick my cock in alitas umr manufactured pussy feel like lads?

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This was one of the better OCs from the /abag/ threads

>Heya, user! Order up!

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what more do you bitches have to say about this movie? jeez

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Wow, thanks Alita! Can I just get some oranges?

the way she munches that chocolate is just too cute

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The only thing that could save the film is Taiwan, they haven't updated their numbers since Feb 25.
Because after this week, the film will gross less than 1 Million per weekend

I love how utterly unimpressed she looks

We're more like a support group at this point

Bag of oranges please

Plenty more.

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ALITA, Stone Cold needs a six pack of beer before he stomps a mudhole and walks it dry!

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Thank you for recommending me Alita, I went 3 days ago to watch it and I'm very grateful. Also, healed

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I'm not sure I would even notice it, user.

NEW FREN

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Your heart

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Can you get me a Saturn V rocket model pls?

There's been a surprising amount of honesty and emotional openness here it makes me love the community

a set of D'addario guitar strings, preferably 13s if you can, thanks xoxox

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one of us!

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Welcome! Have a really old screenshot from back in the /abag/ days

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(Don't tell anyone but that original heart ^w^ Alita post to #100 was me.)

a banana split please

Please bring me strength to be as strong as you.

>attention whoring
stop

glad you liked it user go see it again!
nice, I've been wanting that oldie. Have a rare one in return

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Ernie Ball Super Slinkys plz

Surely this must be Peaches right? Anyway ahhh how about a copy of the OVA?

Thank you user

Yeah dude don't namefag without a reason

used to get EBs because I was cheap but I hate how dry and stiff they feel after a day or two. NYXLs though >>>>

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Isn't this fucking cool? Now I know what I want for Christmas.
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I DO NOT STAND BY IN THE PRESENCE OF LEWD POSTERS!

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wwaaAAAAAAaaa just woke up from a nap what year is it

Fapping to Alita every MORNING then pretending am healed.

He's probably just showing he was here from the beginning.

Is this movie worth it to drag my fat ass to theater on sunday? I've read the manga years ago how much hollywood "magic" the story gets?

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Large order of Rosa's Ass

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user NO

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The movie nails it. It's worth dragging yourself out to see it.

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It's Alitas year

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It's the kind of the movie that's best experienced in a theater, IMAX or whatever LieMAX your chain may have.

absolutely dude

yeah it's not a big deal, I've screencapped a few things make the eyes bigger/fuck the haters confirmation that I posted that generated some buzz for my own amusement/something to look back on and smile. Everybody likes acknowledgement, it's nothing to feel bad about. Just be tasteful with it I guess.

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scary stuff

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best year!

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The fuck the haters cap made a legendary thread

I love these

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I'd be down with having cybernetic limbs if Ido got to make them for me

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it was fun, for sureI've only made a couple OC; the orange OD and one other I forget and it was nice to actually contribute something even if it was just reading an article and finding that passage lol

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That single post started a plethora of memes.

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>Father, can you pick me up?
>I'm not feeling well

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Thank you for using my meme!

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Doll Alita or Berserker Alita?

>no Hugo's cut off head in the last panel

Thing is, a lot of directors have been going to Netflix. Michael Bay, Snyder, so on. If it ends up good, that's what matters. He'll probably be done with this film by the end of the year since they shoot in June. Then it's up to if making Alita 2 is a huge priority or he'll go make Machete Kills In Space.

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doll!

>i thought i told you something about drinking, I'll go get you a bucket
>Oh, and your grounded

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He's showing her Hugo's head, i.e. his mugshot. She shows Zapan his head after all that.

Yes

Berserker, it gives a nice contrast. a warmachine in a beautiful dress

For anyone who hasn't see this yet.

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Berserker pls

is this in the artbook?

Hey guys it's the user who went to Iron City yesterday, I've been on the thread all day but now I'm in the airport waiting for my flight. It got delayed so it might be like three hours :/

How was iron city user?

Reminder that in the manga, her arms came from a dead hooker.

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They better not tear this down. Keep it up for the sequel.

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You mean assassin

Super fun but I wish I had more time to check everything out instead of doing all the games. My team won Iron City coins and I also got some motorball trading cards and I bought chocolate and the art book. I might upload some photos while I'm waiting for my flight.

All the props and set were done by people who worked on the movie so it looked really cool and there were actors in character wandering around.

I took a photo of one of the deckmen and it was talking to me but then it got offended that I walked away

STOP POSTING HER LIKE THIS!

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So that's why they glow under a black light

I wonder where her legs came from... probably better if they weren't from a prostitute too

Eeeeeh, together, eh?

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Nice, I've been meaning to get the artbook myself.

I'll take some photos from it if anyone wants to see anything in particular

Oh goddamn it.

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Do you guys think Alita could hold her liquor?
I bet she's a real lightweight.

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Back from seventh viewing, I still noticed new things.
>Iron City has a lot of high-tech futuristic stuff, but they sill use physical keyboards. Might have been QWERTY but I'm not sure.
>In the scene where Ido tells Alita about his daughter, you can see her heart beating. When Ido says "she was murdered", her heart beats noticeably faster.

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Did it say “VIOLATION VIOLATION” as you left?

>2016:”vote for Trump, he’ll make anime real!”
>GiTS, A:BA and probably Gundam get released on his term
Well, that was unexpected

I SAID EXPLAIN THIS MEME

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post concept art of ido if they have any

Unless she has a high volume processing module, I doubt it. Full replacement cyborgs would get wasted easily. I bet alita in that pic is her after just two shots.

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>her heart beats noticeably faster
damn, now I have to go back again to watch this

Haha good work

K I N O

Based

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>it's all or nothing with me
>this is who I am

Its okay I was planning to see her again on Tuesday. It will be 2 weeks between my 6th and 7th viewing

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Fun answer: she’s be cute when tipsy :3
Boring answer: cyborg body probably metabolizes too fast to ever feel more than buzzed to for a few mins.

>*ring ring*
>That should do it! Everything but the strength to be as strong as me; that's already inside of you, user!
>Oh, and if you could return my heart sometime, I'd appreciate that. Thanks!

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WITNESSED

Hahaha, nice, thank you so much Alita!

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Just some weapons-grade plutonium, preferably from some Libyans.

Where i'm from, gambina is seen as a cheap drink that bums and teenagers drink.
And the teenagers are all of course inexperienced lightweights so they end up vomiting and sweating for the night.
Many can't drink gambina again because they will remember the bad experiences with it.

>The way Alita says “Thanks Hugo!” as if he did something meaningful even tho it was her who BTFO’D everyone at the bar
How could you not love this girl

> When Ido says "she was murdered", her heart beats noticeably faster.
Very cute and also nice catch with that detail. I always focus on the sound of her heart beating to see if it’s consistent when she’s not in the shot.

There is a bar that's used almost exclusively by cyborgs. Why would they go there if they couldn't get drunk?

Chec'd, angel.

Dang it. Maybe next time I'll get my weapons-grade plutonium:

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Thanks Li!

I meant her specifically, with all that URM military tech in her.

Lol, yeah, I always loved that part. It's so cute. Equivalent to verbal participation trophy.

Checked and ty for my guitar strings, Alita

“Kek”, as they say

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Youre the best Ally! Also checked

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Thanks for the rocket Alita, I'm going to crash it into Zalem.

Lol no it was excited to get its picture taken and when I walked away it was like "hey where are you going, am I not interesting enough for you?" Each of them had a camera in the forehead and there was clearly a guy hidden somewhere doing the talking with his voice filtered because it was reacting to people and saying a bunch of stuff that couldn't have been prerecorded.

He mirrin, oh how cute

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I don't think it ever actually shows her legs in her first body. I just assumed it was kind of a patchwork of stuff Ido found in secondhand shops. There's a really cute panel where Ido has her fitted with a wheeled chassis though, and he's promising to find her a beautiful pair of legs.

What is Christoph thinking right there?

Where's the template for the image?

(nothing sexual)

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Im on my phone and ots on my pc...maybe some other user has it

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“Alita, stop scowling at your fans!”

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it reminded me of the part in the manga where she lets Hugo fight that guy because she's still shy and wants him to feel like he's protecting her

Christoph prefers waifus to real girls confirmed.

>pic related. More evidence.

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Just think, everyone on the cast and crew could be browsing these threads right now, just not saying it.

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>I know you like the spotlight but come on, we gotta go home

don't do it user they'll kill you before you get off the ground

i bet the berserker body processes whatever real nutrients real well but the alcohol goes straight to her head

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This (but like 15-20 dollars cheaper)

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a few threads ago there was a guy who worked on the movie answering questions and stuff

Oh I know that, I was there, but just think anyone else could be.

I would have bought a stack while I was in the Iron City thing if I knew how much the markup was. They were only like $8

what did he said?

>is a cyborg with pneumatic mecha-arms
>can probably punch through concrete walls
>has to use a sword

Any Alitafags dare to explain this to me?

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They have work and family life - I doubt they'd hang out here. Maybe they get to see the OC that gets reposted on Twitter.

She doesn't have to use the sword persay, but that is one damn nice sword.

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Rosa seems like she would enjoy it here if she knew what it was like

Whoever that actress is, she's got very good feet. very strong, the feet of an amazon warrioress. I would like to lick and kiss them.

see

Well there was, last night.

>Honed to a mono omecular edge, it slices armor like butter
Because swords are cool you joyless cunt. Watch the movie.

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She doesn’t until like the last 20 mins of the movie lol

thanks, user

>Careful!

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quite a lot of stuff, I'd go back and find the thread but I'm just on my phone

I know I asked for your heart, but I feel like I just can't take it. It's not fair. Your heart is for you to give to whomever you love.

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>mono omecular
I tried. I failed.

that's Rosa Salazar you pleb

now THAT’S a dedicated courier!

That's a bit more than I bargained for. Could you perhaps split it in half?

Silly user posting an older version

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Thanks senpai

>Just imagining Alita on her bike riding up, ringing the bell, and just saying the worlds "Careful!" pointing to a box of plutonium in her little wooden basket
I absolutely fucking love these threads

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God, this making me LOL face. Thanks, Ali.

that's an adorable mental image

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Ok losers, I gotta go to the shop real quick, in the mean time nobody touch my glass of freshly squeezed orange juice.

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I've been reading the manga but haven't watched the movie yet. Does it really have all the characters from motorball like Jashugan and Zafar?

>Kiss me, user.

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Jashugan is shown for 5 seconds, played by Jai Courtney.

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No way, fag

>I think I broke it, user...sorry...

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It's mostly cameos in this one - we don't get into the proper motorball tournaments in this one.

OH SHIT

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>picturing that little nuke in her basket as she apologizes
god dammit

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Why are these bike memes so cute and wholesome? c:

whoops almost forgot my keys-wait

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>local regal theater just gained a whole week of showtimes

I-is it happening guys?

Sounds like it might be a fun idea for a story.

Anywhere I can watch this online that isn't "phone camera in a movie theater" quality?
t. too poor to go to cinema

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It's not gentlemen unless they actually add more showtimes than last week, like that theater in Norway did.

take it easy please she doesn't deserve a hangover

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WRITEFAG I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK YOUR SCRAWNY ASS TO WRITE ABOUT THAT
pls write one i don't mean it when i call you a scrawnyass sonovabitch it's just a gimmick brother

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e-beg for a QR code ticket from some user who is too lonely to have own friends to bring to the screening.

My theater actually added another showtime on Monday, so it went from 5 to 6 showings, 2 of them still in 3D.

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That's odd, that picture only has 1 3D, maybe I accidentally erased over it.

Look at her huge beautiful eyes

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So big, so beautiful

my local theater is still gonna be showing it next week.

>Yow! What's that?!

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Damn I wish I lived close enough to go to one of those. I'd pay just to exchange bants with the deckmen.

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Damn, he's the coolest shit in the manga. The entire motorball arc builds up to him. I guess if the motorball arc is glossed over it doesn't matter too much then. It kind of feels filler-y in the manga anyway. Can't wait to see this instead of captain fungus.

>here's your battle angel bro

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>people can punch each others teeth out and break their noses
>they'd rather use swords

retard imagine her force applied to a monomolecular edge compared to her punches

You know what, I'd be fine with that.

plus she can shoot plasma through it and even block bullets with it

Come here, dear.

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If we get a sequel, it's going to be /motorball/ general and /zapan/ general, most likely. Still hoping.

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Yeah I love our angel too much for her to be sad!
OF COURSE BROTHER

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top kek

Some tiktoks for the slowpokes:

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>Alita... don't even think about it.

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kek

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Zapan is the shit. The casting choice was spot on

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Don't care about dubs - needs to be at least trips for me to take notice.

Please give her a hangover
the girl needs to learn

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The sequel will be a musical.

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you leave that oj alone!

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>Alita... where did my orange juice go?

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Alitaa...

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No

.

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> tfw no Kung fu waifu alita gf

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Hey guys I'm back-my juice! where's my juice???

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going Monday to see it! hope you guys are right.

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ALITA WHY

eggsellend fren

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A rosa'd Alita

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Hope you'll enjoy it.

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Sounds pretty mary-sue-ish to me.

>user Gains a Waifu

>Arcade Gannon & Alita

Is that from one of the art books?

Sorry...

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If I hang out any longer in these threads, I've seen enough snippets of Alita through webms that I no longer have to watch the movie.

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Try not to fall for Alita too hard.

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Everyone will also forget about Marvel hero #43 in literally 2 weeks.

Alita is life.

She's not a Mary Sue she has plenty of weaknesses and faults, just not when it comes to fighting. She trained for a long time to get that good and she still rushes into fights way too quickly.

watch the movie user nothing can prepare you for how epic it is

I can hear this in my head perfectly in Rosa's quavering voice and I don't want to. Get it out get it out get it out!

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I love these threads so much

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>haven't seen the movie
>don't know what her voice sounds like
>mfw copypasta does nothing for me

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CUTE

so... voiceanon...
a dude, yes?

>a short-haired spic-dyke

Yikes! She looks nowhere as cute as Alita. Must suck for her, constantly being told that in her face.

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She's half French half Peruvian you crusty tube sock, you can't even do racism right

Are you gay?

is that real?
whats going on with her head?

>mixed raced

Pass.

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I was having a rough day and /alita/ cheered me right up. Echoing this

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Don't forget how she loses the second fight against Grewishka and would have died if she hadn't been rescued by Ido, Hugo, and McTeague. She isn't perfect at fighting, and though she has grown a lot by the end of the movie to the poikt that Grewishka is no longer a threat to her, there are other enemies out there that are.

Actors are way too normie to know that Yea Forums even exists, at best they might've heard about Reddit, or perhaps maybe even heard the name "Yea Forums" in some faggy news report on CNN but quickly forgot it again. They live in a different world, most of them are wise enough to stay away from social media (and if they don't, it's usually handled by some of their agents).

Someone should voice that greentext

Go see it user, you'll love it.

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>hispanic
>has alabaster pale skin

I don't understand that. Aren't Latinos/Latinas supposed to be olive-tinted and darker than whites, not actually, you know, brighter? Most of the latinos I've met in my life had a sorta natural tan to them. Why are some of them vampire-pale Aryans?

as if you'd ever get the opportunity, the only place you have a chance of getting laid is at an ICP concert

youtube.com/watch?v=3O48Q-s2M-0

who is billy shatner?

she's half French Canadian

>comes at me with Insane Clown Posse insults

Are you for fucking real? You little bitch nigger better take that shit back.

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Chocolate post, any that I’m missing?

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>ICP concert
my god, user

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Shots fired.

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What are you gonna do, sit on me?

user, stop hitting him! He's already dead!

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I had a dream last night we got a sequel.

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Feels good man. /alita/ threads are comfy.

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are you memeing or...

>I, I can't lie... (acoustic)
>youtube.com/watch?v=bPs6Dojpgro

I've been stuck in the airport for two hours so I need to find some way to vent lol

Nope. I never watched the movie, I just like shitposting in here and ask lewd questions.

not bad

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>just take the original vocal tracks and replace the music
Lazy and bad. Good acoustic versions are total re-records that change the feel of the whole song, like BFMV's Hearts Burst Into Fire, Rammstein's Mein Hertz Brennt, and Epica's Immortal Melancholy.

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Go see it user, it might not be life changing for you but you'll be entertained at the very least

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Even the best webm doesn’t compare to our girl on the big screen

Checked and dream proven

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Ok but go see the movie tho

Some good covers like that are Iron Man by the Cardigans where they don't play any of the guitar part, or Satisfaction by Cat Power where they don't sing the chorus

You should watch the film user

What if I don't like chocolate at all?

new bread ready

Some anons were offerring to pay for poors to see Alita. Maybe one of them will come back.

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Qt is back on the menu, guys

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new

Fuck you, Toblerone is great in moderation. White toblerone > regular Toblerone.

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post it

cute

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Top keke. Now where is that Fury Road sequel, Georgie? Drop that lawsuit.

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