6.5/10
Rate the last movie you watched
10/10
You're homo. Stones performance alone made it a solid 7 at LEAST.
7.5/10
The Dirties 3/10
7'ish, was a little long for the material
Dragged Across Concrete 7/10
based just finished this yesterday
10/10
The Expendables 3. 3/10. They all suck, but I've now seen all of them, just for the nostalgia factor.
7.5/10
7/10
slow start, but pretty good overall
6.5/10
The Mule
6/10
Network
8/10
10/10
8.5/10
7/10
Good horror-comedy flick, mostly just suffers from a weaker cast than the original.
Refn's best, love the amateur feel of it, great performances and soundtrack
10/10
Suspiria 2018
3/10
>casino
>literal classic
>6.5/10
Retarded underage libtard lol
jonah looks like a nurse in a retirement home
31/2 out of 5. Decently make for a spanish kids movie and the CGI wasn't completely off-putting but it had one of the worst dubs I've ever heard, which is something considering it had a big-name english cast. Example, assuming I didn't mishear this::
"it's locked from the inside!"
>they're already inside
5/10
Captain Marvel 2/10
10/10
What made it average for you?
7.5/10 and I'm a harsh critic.
spoiler discussion questions:
Why couldn't anybody hear the gunshots up in the bell tower that was right in the town square? Massive plothole IMO, both lives would have been saved if it wasn't absurdly unrealistic
That being said, I thoroughly enjoyed how well this movie tied everything together in the final scene, even capitalizing on a couple of callbacks in fantastic ways. I really respect a film's writing when it does that. IT'S FEKKIN BROOOJE!
The Fellowship of the Ring. 10/10 my favorite of the trilogy. Just so comfy and the action is great
Which cut tho?
6.8/10
>Just so comfy and the action is great
True, but the best thing about it is Howard Shore
My favorite Bond movie. I thought it was pretty average too, at first
Space Cop 0/10
8/10
Clever and funny, and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
Oh hell. How could i forget
Me too. Based fren
agreed, film reviewers have literally no idea how to make a god movie.
I'm plowing through the Bond movies in order. Definitely better than Live and Let Die. Still a step below peak Connery but good fun nontheless.
>its Scorsese so its automatically kino!
not so fast. Mediocrity at its finest
i know it's bait, but go fuck yourself nigger
0/10 is harsh, but it's kinda wierd that the big movie they worked on for years is far less funny than any of their random videos. Really the only funny gag was breaking the fourth wall with Len Kabasinski. Their worst movie including Gorilla Interrupted.
Man, I want to know what kind of films you watch if Apocalypse Now is an average experience for you.
Moore grows on you the more you watch his films. I've come to like him more than Connery, which was unthinkable once upon a time. I'd be interested to see what you think of The Spy Who Loved Me, which was a major shift. Harry Saltzman sold his share of the franchise after Golden Gun and you can tell that the artistic direction is very different.
7/10, maybe more, i haven't made up my mind about it
absolutely based
8/10
Liked it more than raging bull desu. Rec me more boxing kino lads
Ufff, tried to watch this a few years ago. couldn't finish it.
not boxing but check out the wrestler
southpaw
ali
You're wrong though. Casino IS kino, pleb
The family was really fucking annoying
Because in random videos they make jokes making fun of other people's bad movies.
In Space Cop, they made a bad movie with bad jokes.
Watched this last night, though I've seen it many times
So comfy
based and testosteronepilled
It's a daunting experience to get through. No insult meant, but The Human Condition isn't an entry-level work, i'd recommend checking out other classics in Japanese cinema first (Kurosawa, Ozu etc.) Kobayashi's later films like Harakiri and Kwaidan are also high recommended.
Thanks I'll check these out
You mean the villagers in part 3? I thought it was pretty funny how you have this life-or-death wartime situation and then ya boy Chishu Ryu (a.k.a. the happy father figure in Ozu's films) just shows up as the leader - he put in a great performance though desu
RAGING BULL
This movie is a 10 for me, but I don’t decrease for accidental unrealism unless it’s completely ridiculous or would’ve completely changed the plot
7/10
Election II
7/10
(it's kino but not as kino as the first one)
why do people watch movies that literally everyone says is bad? think of all the good shit you could be watching instead
7/10
2/10
at least 12
Because watching bad movies makes you appreciate the good ones more. Also when you've seen a lot of good movies, watching the bad ones is interesting. It's refreshing sometimes
fair enough, my friend. I have only been watching certified kinos lately so maybe I should finally get around to watching The Room since I don’t ever feel like watching space cop. have a good weekend mate
9/10
Sean Connery, soundtrack by Queen, Christopher Lambert's laugh, and swordfights that end in decapitation and explosions.
6/10
Flashes of Mann's brilliance but unevenly paced and an underwhelming climax. Beautifully shot for the most part, and a great soundtrack.
9/10
I would highly recommend Showgirls, the film that ruined the careers of everyone involved except the director. The screenwriter was paid a million bucks for the script, which will make you laugh your ass off as you watch it
8/10
>Rewatched
Alita Battle Angel 9.5/10
>Watched for the first time
Mirai 8/10
>Why couldn't anybody
I guess it really was a fairy tale place.
mexico
They shall not grow old (Peter jackson)
7.5/10
>108x144
I’ll check it out, thanks. I suppose I should just go in it blind?
>soundtrack by Queen
dropped
7/10
A handful of scenes really make the movie though
Have you seen the other hosoda films? The girl who leapt through time is pure kino
HOLY FUCKNG SHIT WHAT A PLEB YOU FUCKING ARE OP
Not really
If I get some free time I might try them out
>ali
That dude who was named after cassius clay, a slavery abolitionist, yet decided to change his name to a slave owner's one?
Bringing out the dead
It was ok, but the romantic part was mostly unnecessaryand underexploited tho.
7/10
is this a YMS larp?
Being this autistic, can't tell good scorsese from shit scorsese.
7/10
would be a little higher if it didn't have mini fridge samuel l jackson
I’ve never seen a single video that fag has made
that was a good scene dummy
that looks awful, but I'm shallow
that makes it even worse. That means you fuck dogs on your own.
beyond the reach
8.7/10
7/10
8.5/10
Rated as an Argento movie it's like a 2
Rated as an unintentional comedy it's like an 8
The house that jack built
Was a letdown, I expected it to be better. Idk, around 5-6 out of 10.
How did you like it vs the first one? I enjoyed the action in the first one but thought everything else was terrible. I own the two pack but haven't rushed to watch 2 since I was on the fence with one
>Definitely better than Live and Let Die
Respectfully I strongly disagree.
Golden Gun is better, then again both are in my top 5 Bond flicks
6 = Amazing / Superb
5 = Great
4 = Good
3 = Ok / Meh
2 = Weak / Poor
1 = Bad
0 = Horrible
> Tears of the Sun (2003) = 5
> Inside Man (2006) = High 4
> Behind Enemy Lines (2001) = 3
> The Bourne Identity (2002) = 3
> Justice League War (2014) = Low 3
bump
6.0
Bohemian Rhapsody
2 & a half stars.
6/10
>plot felt forced and unrealistic
>acting was not great
>it felt like a less polished version of Ran
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