The chad Horus guard vs. the virgin serpent guard

>the chad Horus guard vs. the virgin serpent guard

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*blocks your tits*

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Movie budget vs TV budget

I loved the movie but the TV show looked bad, like "sci fi but we can't afford special effects so it's just a bunch of people talking 90% of the time". Is it true or should I give it a shot?

They still had Horus guard in the show

The very first episode is full of explosions and plasma bolts and CGI space fighters and actual blanks used in real guns and also tits

You are retarded,

...the Satesh guard's nose drips.

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I don't get it?

the Anubis one was the best youtube.com/watch?v=xTebNVZEvT4

youtu.be/uwnfBrpdIpc

unironically kys yourself

I never saw the first episode but some middle episode while my flatmate was watching. He swore by it but it looked not that great. Maybe I saw the wrong one.

Why? I need a scifi show to convince me that it's scifi. The Expanse managed to achieve that on a tight budget. I'm just tired of people standing in a closed down factory pretending it's some futuristic setting. Same reason I dropped Dark Matter.

Fuck you.

every planet is British Columbia.

So how do they see?

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>every planet is British Columbia.
How well can they hide it is what I'm asking.

the first one probably has cameras and night vision and an awesome Iron Man interface in his helmet.
the one with the turtle bucket is probably blind.

the show is pretty generic science fiction, the episodes are ally pretty formulaic and predictable
I'd give it a shot if you're ok with that

>every planet is British Columbia.
>gate system is built by a race of humanoids
>every planet looks like a planet in the habitable zone should
based retard

are you upset it didnt look like avatar?

Remember the episode that took place in Central/South America? They didn't quite pull it off.

Kek

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>a planet in the habitable zone
would not look exactly like the woods outside Vancouver everywhere all the time

>not posting the truly patrician jackal guard
pathetic, all of you

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>tfw based Dr. Hitler will never fix the Galactica ;_;

Jacks reaction at 1:23 always makes me laugh

Vancouver is in the Taiga belt, which is an almost continuous band of coniferous forest that stretches all the way around the northern hemisphere, and is the world's largest ecosystem. Conifers also evolved much earlier than broad leafed trees and can live in hardier climates, so any habitable planet would likely also have large coniferous forests at the same latitudes (assuming trees either evolved on other planets or were transplanted there from Earth, one of which must have happened in Stargate) and probably over a greater range too if the planet is cooler than Earth.

>setesh guard
>patrician

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Jackal is for Anubis not Seth though

>cant see shit man

Earth is a planet with a Stargate. all of Earth does not look like Vancouver. so neither should literally every other planet with a Stargate.

The Ancients did it

Time for your prostate exam user

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It´s fuckin funny to ME.
What is wrong with them?

it still hurts user

Do you mean the exam or her death?

Was she a lesbian or did I imagine that

I'm imagining it right now

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>cocking their guns several times each
lmao

M-mommy?

I will never not be mad. I have watched the entire series multiple times, I only skip the clip shows and heroes.

it hurts bros

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Its the absolute worst of all the star* franchise. Its beyond camp. Zero production value. Bad actors. Bad scripts. Its worse than day time television.

Great job, you made it on the list.

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neither looks more complicated than the other

Imagine being this wrong. SG1 is pure comfiness, only plebs disagree.

errmmmm yea user. left was the guard of the LITERAL godking of the GOOL'D for thousands of years.
ight is the result of newly risen to power soldiers because of the Tauri

They raised their adopted space daughter as "friends".

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JAFFA JOKES

>the horus guard's beak glistens

>making up shitty headcanon excuses for budget constraints
that's gonna be a "yikes" from me

its the worst shit ever. my brother used to watch it. sitting through it was like sitting through when a hard fever hits. everything feels like shit and your head hurts.

>Claudia Black will never step on my balls ;_;

jaffa is my favourite limonade.
sg1 is my top1 tv serie.
jaffa jokes are best.

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how is it an excuse. left looks pimp and stronger and than right and they were. thats why RA was god emperor and not Apophis

I´m starting to feel deep sympathy for your brother.

In SG-1 all Jaffa look exactly the same save for the helmets, which they almost never wear to begin with. In Moebius, Ra's jaffa look exactly like all the others

this
tha fukn best!

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based
i like both of these
tek ma te my brothers