What conspiracy theories would you like to see made into a movie?

OP is actually heterosexual.
OP is played by Idris elba

>sounds interesting
>look up
>actually more /pol/ shit

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either deep time antediluvian advanced civilizations or secret breakaway civilizations

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Russiagate

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Behold!!! The Protong

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This

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Eddie Bravo at the worlds edge.

Is this a picture of an alien with former president of the universe states George W Bush? Why wasn't this on the news?

This would explain century/decade long wars that would defy any logic

It’s almost like “they” don’t want you to know about our interstellar relations

Already on the works senpai.

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This.

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It IS interesting though

Eco cinematic universe when?

That was Anatoly Fomenko and it wasn't first published in 1991 but in 1980. Dumb Germans trying to LARP and steal someone else's history again.

Read this book The Lost Millennium by Florin Diacu for a good rundown on this New Chronology theory.

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sci-fi trilogy:
>the first, a royal family drama about how a group of lizards from another planet, came to earth to mine gold. and after a riot, the made humans as slaves. it ends with a human riot.
>the second is about how the history of mankind follows. mankind trapped by the lizard-kings, and how some humans start to discover the truth. it ends with a human-hero, in our days, finding other races, like nordics, greys, and shit.
>the final chapter is about a future, where some humans fly out of earth, to find another place to live, in a spaceship.
I'm a poorfag writer, a nobody-fag. lol. i write a lot about this kind of theme.

>us marine
So, he's a fag?

Golf rumors

if that is true then this would make Europeans technological progress only even more impressive

Or, technology of the past was much more advanced than we believe.

Does there exist a The Day After Tomorrow for global warming instead of cooling?

Szukalski was fucking BASED

One about how the Jews control Hollywood and use it to influence public opinion and control our political agenda.

All the major studios are bidding for the rights at this time.

>this guy has a netflix documentary
Gonna call my mom right now and ask for her password. This guy looks interesting as fuck.

the one where Amber Heard supposedly sat on my face. Would be nice if that one were true

this is now a phantom time discussion thread

when did you realize the calendar was fucked up long ago and history was rewritten into a messy narrative where illogical dark ages and shieet occurred

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Severely underrated. You are a good man.

Hitler’s blood is still down in the remains of the Führerbunker, if someone could get down there they could clone him

A dark comedy about how hitler actually survived WWII and his life in Argentina. Although, there’s already (I think) some films/tv about this.

This guy literaly dissected his own father.
Thanks based user Im enjoying the fuck out of this.

where can i find more images like this please

wouldnt they be able to use verifiable date specific events like eclipses to prove/disprove this?

you can make them yourself in Photoshop

JUST TELL ME FAGGOT

fuck off idiot

the one about how homosexuality and androgyny is being pushed in hip hop to immasculate black men

I may be an idiot but at least I'm not purposefully unhelpful

>specific
>thousand years ago

One about that alleged underground tunnels and military bases in the U.S. like the one under denver airport. Look up Phil Schneider.

A time travel movie about Jesus being a US president from the future

>the american govt went to the moon to stage a fake moon landing so people would argue about the moon landing being real or fake to cover up what they really went to do in the moon

The thing about these gifs is that the original material is really no big deal, but when it cuts off it really makes me want to see the real thing. Anri okita or something right?

Gay

Some comfy kino about pre colombian contact between those Malians who sailed with 2000 ships across the ocean and the Indigenous americans they encounter.

Mueller also largely responsible for September 1th attacks not being prevented. His track record is actually horrible if you look it up

Here is some weird shit
> The black sun
> the theory that has to deal with everyone has their own version of reality that has it's own laws. This is psychologically correct but the theory has unrealistic shit in it to make it wrong like being able to change others with your mind.
> the endless dream
> The Giants in iraq
This is some theories I found over the years.

what happened on september oneth that he failed to stop

- How elite commando Daniel Lewin and Sayeret Matkal successfully pulled 9/11 off; including the full unedited Pentagon attack footage and the faked bin Laden assassination by exploited SEALs

- a movie like Man in the High Castle, except accurate depiction of what Greater Israel will be like, once the US military handles Syria and Iran. Including the bioweapons then unleashed on the US pop that slow kill it. And movie expands across its entire 100 year reign, using Chinese troops and eventually cloned grunt armies and killer androids. Jared Kushner's short rise and fall in this empire.

- Google using humans as data inputs for an omnipotent evil AI hyperbrain that controls and operates a robot army and dictates energy usage for human pop under the Agenda 2030 sustainable development doctorine

- David Geffen as Final Boss of PedoWood

- how Bill Cosby's son Ennis was murdered in a hit by the son of an Israeli-American mobster because Cosby got out of line, and how Hollywood ruined him further once he consulted Nation of Islam and Louis Farrakhan

- how Bush Sr and his buddies used the black sheep son of the Hinkley family to try to assassinate Ronald Reagan, and how Bush Sr had the chutzpah to dine with the Hinkley family right before Reagan was shot

- the story of George Mohrenschildt, friend and business partner to Bush Jr, who was Lee Harvey Oswald's mentor and guardian in the US, and how Mohrenschildt wrote Bush Sr a letter when he was pres begging for help. Only to get suicided.

- how Mossad and Rahm Emanuel planted a ditsy Jewish intern into the White House, then tapped her phone calls as Lewinsky and Bill Clinton had affair. How they blackmailed Clinton to install a spy named MEGA into the WH who was never revealed.

- a documentary on the life of Stephen Paddock

>the theory that has to deal with everyone has their own version of reality that has it's own laws. This is psychologically correct but the theory has unrealistic shit in it to make it wrong like being able to change others with your mind.
Good sauce?

chill dog

That's not a conspiracy theory. Mount Weather is exactly that, and well documented. Even has a completely accurate White House press room, and Oval Office for an Extinction Level Event. Yes, underground.

You're the dog. Shill, dog.

>- David Geffen as Final Boss of PedoWood
supposedly he's the one funding this huge anti MJ push

what else do you know, user?

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Yes, it's totally and completely disproven

HOLY FUCK I NEBER WOULD HAVE NOTICED THAT IF IT WASN'T CIRCLED FOR BEEE

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One of them. Cosby and Jackson need to be discredited and fully tarnished in the minds of Zoomers, a rewrite of black Americans' modern trajectory to perpetuate a new narrative. Also, LeBron James quoting Jay-Z's line about Jews and money on Twitter? He's about to take a big fall. And he knows it. How big a fall? Depends on if he opens his mouth or quits playing ball. Space Jam 2, I doubt it happens.

I don't do /x/. Any questions?

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you've lost the plot pal

>What conspiracy theories would you like to see made into a movie?
The one how I've been range banned from making threads just after I discussed Jews and the birth of Palestine in relation to Dune.

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Not to get too /x/, but can you tell me anything about the top elite connections to ritualistic practices in the entertainment industry? Why does it always link back to this asshole?
youtube.com/watch?v=uGYZ6J5F7Ng

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Holy shit I did not see that galactic nigga til you mentioned the circle

Can we get some kind of confirmation on this?

I think it was between 2000-2008 because George W Bush is there on the left and those are the years he was in the Oval Office

Don't forget Bush Sr. coke trade.

Or that Google itself is an emergent anti-enlightenment engine that is created to stop the rise of another Christ figure that would disrupt the plan of farming our energies. (Serial Experiments Lain is very much about this. Man uses technology to transcend his mortal coil, but there must always be a program to stop this. An anti-virus if you will).

Most conspiracy theories are real. But anyway there's more to it, Schneider said he fought reptilians underground, who had plasma weapons n shiet. And attended a U.N. meeting where tall aliens showed up.

The female president film

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Saved. Crowley has faded out of fashion, like Boomer counter culture, except for low-tier larping. Tbh, the more corrupt members are cleaning up their acts because the big "turning" or however you want to call it, is about a decade from forced public acceptance. That's what the MeToo pressure was and is for. A superficial cleaning. Weinstein won't see time, he was just out of bounds and served as a warning shot that many heads would roll. Disney runs all the shit now.

The creepiest thing was the ring that nearly got daylight from the arrest of Jacob Schwartz in De Blasio's office. Which was the same ring that involved Jared Fogel and, through a proxy, Anthony Weiner. Darkest of the dark. Babies and snuff. At the top of NYC gov.

I'm curious to see what the Epstein case being unboxed finally reveals. Nothing like the Schwartz ring, but it ripples out into all Halls of Power for decades.

Watch this thread be kil now. Have a nice evening.

>The Schwartz Ring
My god, user, what rabbithole have you sent me down?

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Meanwhile loyal Oprah shames MJ

>to perpetuate a new narrative

what's the new narrative?

DELET THIS

>Why does it always link back to this asshole?
Because Crowley was the rock stat of the occult. His brand of majik was very sexual, so it was literally an excuse to have orgies with the drapings of ritual in order to get your boner energy to your third eye.
Discordianism is the ultimate infraredpill that only the bad enough dudes can handle.

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Definitely Pancreas Denial
You probably shouldn't have read that. Now they're watching you too.

roko's basilisk

Richard E. Byrd and the lost civilization in arctic

Onions is sentient.

The Wage Gap.

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I want to hold her huge sack and laugh at her micropenis

If you look at it right, that's the matrix.

Watch The Secret Land, which followed Byrd to Antarctica user. Crazy old kino. On YT iirc.

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>Discordianism
>Those trips

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>David Geffen

It’s going to be the American version of Jimmy Saville when he finally dies

Isn't that what Mad Max is from the second movie onwards?

Lottery being used to catch time travelers

oh god

movie about why russians abruptly ended their experimental boring into earth and welded shut a cover over the deepest hole on earth

nah that'll be spielberg

delete this right fucking now

>tfw you recognized the guy at 32:05 from a documentary from the 90s narrated by charlton heston
it's pretty kino
youtube.com/watch?v=6oGqPc6poS4

is this real

The true conspiracy is that alien is a MTF tranny

China disproves this

People stuck in the missing timeline of the lost days from the switch from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar

I was born.

Geffen and Spielberg formed DreamWorks SKG with Katzenberg. Birds of feather. Geffen is the Dracula though.

Something about NaN Madol or the Yonaguni monument

don b sad user

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>eclipses
>specific meteors/comics
>star charts
>other astrological events
>specific natural pheneomena like volcano explosions/floods/etc

All those things are recorded as they happen throughout history. All you have to do is reverse date an event with the records.

Pretty Baby

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>the endless dream
Pls explain, all google pulled up was the Sandman comic

thanks fren

yeah

maybe a holocaust movie

Admiral Byrd fighting the Nazi remnant forces in Antarctica during Operation Highjump, with Maria Orsic and the Vril Society and all that crazy Nazi occult science stuff.

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See

That movie Denial except David Irving is proven 100% correct. Because he is.

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I have a couple

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Don't forget to post The Wolfman, America's most prolific gay sex predator

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the fact that you dont even fucking know it when you hear it proves how ignorant you are.

trump russia

>Schwartz ring

Great. Now everyone in the thread is on a list.

How do I get a vrilgirl gf?

the 20 and back program

why would you buy a house with stairs?

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Wouldn't that likewise make Africans lack of technological progression less startling?

It's fucked up, but he was placed there as a prop

I can't remember the name of it but the conspiracy theory where the US military had a shoot out with Aliens in an underground base would make a good movie.

ThiSS.

????

The Kyle Odom Story starring the guy who plays Cyclops

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would watch

anyone here hear about the secret meeting that changed hip hop?

I want to know about the UFO Antarctic War. I heard US and Chinese navies were nuking alien bases underwater, and using North Korea as a scapegoat with their supposed nuclear tests

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What about the idea of Oxygen actually being a toxin, causing us to lose our immortality, and should we leave Earth and return to Eden, we would become superhumans as a result?

Thanks for circling the alien, I might have missed it otherwise

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why are aliens always nude?

That’s the least interesting “conspiracy” ever

They stopped drilling because it became too hot and dense for their current level of drill tech

They wielded it shut because

1) if they don’t, it’ll be full of crap to have to redrill through if they ever start again

2) they don’t want random sight seers falling into it, which considering Russians keep posting videos of them climbing buildings, seems likely.

thats transformers 3

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Nazi ufo

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why is the photo in black and white

>The Giants in iraq
The fuck

The Kandahar Giant is an interesting read.

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Well, if the above theory about how the Pope changed the calendar is correct, then that photo would have really happened in 1893, when they only had black and white cameras.

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wrong pic

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>The Giants in iraq
The fuck

Reptilian shapeshifters

Dilute these redpills, they are too strong for me.

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i've been into conspiracies for over 10 years and you're the most redpilled dude i've ever seen. how the fuck do you know all this stuff?

Robert Mueller worked prosecution when the biggest stash of child pornography in history was discovered. He let the guy got off without jailtime. That guy was Isaac Asimov's son. Mueller is connected to the culture industry and globo-pedo. This is literally not a meme look up Isaac Asimov's son Mueller cannot be trusted.

What?

There’s a special MK Ultra department that brainwashes the likes of Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany. They are put out front and center to distract from things like the inter dimensional beings that are in contact with our governments.

>Robert Mueller worked prosecution when the biggest stash of child pornography in history was discovered. He let the guy got off without jailtime. That guy was Isaac Asimov's son
Sauce plz

Okay but that drilling was what 20-30 years ago? They never developed better equipment? Not buying it.

A fun passtime is looking up unique phrases on google ngram and seeing if their popular use correlates to specific points in history.

We didn't start referring to children as "kids" until the 1960's.

The term conspiracy theory wasn't even a thing until the CIA was formed.

You know what also happened in that time?

Russian economic collapse

the entertainment industry is such a cartoonish shitshow now with the sole goal of getting people to become "open-minded" but it's actually teaching people to let their guard down and basically taming them with shit like weed, the idea of recreational drugs, altered states (basically divorcing you from physical reality and making you fall prisoner in your own mind), junk food, brands and other mundane stuff that's glorified and romanticized in media you consume every single day
they figured out ways through social media (yt, insta and fb for normies etc rebbit and even 4ch) to wrap around their ideas so you can easily consume the memes they want to perpetuate even though you might really believe you're not a part of it
just look at joe rogan
the fucker is apparently sponsored for everything he says on his podcast even though he tries his hardest to make it seem genuine and organic
even the elon musk weed incident was apparently staged for stock fuckery (which was obvious as shit because he wasn't really inhaling any it all)

>the simpsons is real footage
now that's kino

damn

>deep onions
>big onions

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that shit would be like the last level in a metal slug game

>basically taming them with shit like weed
The redpill on legalization of weed: neoconsumer hippies bitch like Rogan that Big Pharma hates weed being legalized. But at the top Big Pharma is pleased. Why? Because millennials and Zoomers are genetically predisposed for latent schizoid mental issues that are severely triggered by modern high potency strains of weed. Which means Big Pharma has the "solution." Why are they predisposed? Hard to say this early. It likely falls in line with why food allergies are an epidemic among these generations. Even worse: permanent schizoid issues are surging due to combined use of high potency weed with ADHD medications. And Big Pharma knows this. Just as the Sackler Family knew fetanyl was fatally addictive.

Weed isn't what it used to be. Just as cig tobacco isn't what it was in the 40s and 50s. But it's not pesticides in weed, yet, it's a different genetic issue for mental illness in new generations. This info isn't really being circulated yet, but remember it.

>- a movie like Man in the High Castle, except accurate depiction of what Greater Israel will be like, once the US military handles Syria and Iran. Including the bioweapons then unleashed on the US pop that slow kill it. And movie expands across its entire 100 year reign, using Chinese troops and eventually cloned grunt armies and killer androids. Jared Kushner's short rise and fall in this empire.
OY GEVALT

t. Qfag boomer

Couldn't be done. The point of Foucault's Pendulum is that you end up emulating the protagonists because you have to cross reference all his obscure references using other sources