Why's he so smug bros?

>Net Worth: 15 million

What the fuck was he famous for again?

no clue

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BUILT

Being a bad comedian and a couple mediocre movies.

But mostly for being that guy who married Katy Perry

He was the first simian that was successfully trained to speak the English language.

He was the #1 british comedian at one point, appeared in almost every show over there and then came here and starred in many movies.

Cope. Women will always find a betabux suitor.

They both love cocaine

After hearing her talk I understand completely why Russell Brand left her. God help you if you have to hear her talk for more than a minute.

who are those men?

i mean, i think if i had millions of dollars, appeared in several leading roles and was fucking Katy Perry on the regular I'd probably have a little smirk on my face at least.

This. She's a good example of what happens after you sell your soul to Satan for too long.

youtube.com/watch?v=7MKNnzJWmq0

>breast reduced Katy Perry

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she just lost weight man

I don't think we'd be doing much talking if she were my gf. And if she did I'd just zone her bullshit out. As you should every women. Their only value is the holes they have. Meaningfull relationships are better between guys anyway

shhh... incels don't understand how women's bodies work

>meaningful relationships are better between guys anyway

It ain't gay if we say "no homo" after

>turned into a full blown commie activist
>turned into

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit,

Neil Armstrong and Tyler Perry

>I understand completely why Russell Brand left her

Clearly that was the reason

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Actually, he's really been stepping away from his commie beliefs as of the last 8 or so months

I mean having a real human connection, not fucking. Obviously women are preferable for that.

Why does this board have genuinely retarded people on it? I just can't grasp how some of the people on this board survive in the real world.

>woman without makeup ugly hur dur
fucking retard

She's ugly with makeup too.

uuuuunffff

HNNNNNGH

sniff

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She'll never fuck you loser white knights. She's been roasted and toasted.

Arrr, I'm going to plunder that booty.

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>NO YOU

Because she has a very particular set of skills.

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Calm your vagina

Why does she love British men so much, like Taylor Swift can't get enough of them.

Yikes

Its their accent

lucky lad

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post more of her tits

If it's not applied mathematics it's pseudoscience.

>He was the #1 british comedian at one point

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Well, it did made him fifteen million dollars at least, bucko.

>PhD in Graph Theory
>Any job at Google/Amazon/Infinitely Many Chinese police state AI companies
>$300k Starting

He has seen alot of famous women's poopers

>PhD in Bayesian Statistics
>literally have to bolt my door at night to keep the executive head hunters from knocking down my door while I sleep

Only true for physics related pure math. All other pure math fields where the applications are not explicitly limited to physics questions that cannot even be answered by planet girdling super colliders, the money is practically palpable as you get the degree. On the downside the fields are so insanely, awkwardly, obscure that they take a real.... "intellect"... to come to grasp them effectively.