>It's my chance to stop The Architect ™
It's my chance to stop The Architect ™
cringe
>Why contain it?
i thought trans landwhales loved this fat acceptance forced meme?
>"landwhales"
user, please, we use the term "overbudget projects" here
based and architecpilled
What can I say, user? The guy's a loser. See ya.
the work must continue
the pleasure is that I ordered the drink with fat free milk while my project got whole milk with a stick of butter
Poor Robin paid for that failed attempt with his life.
I wish everyone could be as happy as Pierce
good evening, Mr. Bundt Cake
if you think about it logically...
kek
how can one man be so based
Handsome fuck, I can't help but love the guy. Had some shit James Bond movies but also had some of the best. I wish pierce the absolute best in his quest for thiccqness
truly a man ahead of his times
I am the architect.
Nothing will stop me and my plan to get people on a healthy and balanced diet, and a manageable and feasible exercise regiment
and your Wife, my dear Mr. Brosnan, will be my shining example to a healthy and lifestyle
>Tries to stop the architect
>throws a fruit
kek
fucker is turning into a beast as the years go by
im jelly
Fuck salads
Fuck diets
Fuck skinny women
And most of all, fuck Dr. Nowzaradan
>"We owe it to our children to be better stewards of the environment. The alternative? - a world without whales. It's too terrible to imagine."
architectsofpeace.org
He looks really good with the grey in his beard
Deepest lore.
Dr. Nomorecheesburgers!
underboob
>Do you expect me to talk?
>No Mr Brosnanl, I expect your wife to diet
>007, we have a serious situation on our hands. A former agent of ours, the best of the best, has gone rogue. It seems he has...plans...for the women of the world
Someone post the timeline
why does pierce brosnan refuse to give a bad performance?
I fucking love this meme
>he only got happier
w-what was meant by this ?
How to look as good as Pierce?
hes so happy at 261.
Absolutely based.
I think he should collaborate with Bryce.
Emilia is due for the Pierce treatment
It's unachievable for us mortals.
how the FUCK does he get away with it?
>While filming The Deceivers in Rajasthan, India, in 1987, Brosnan's wife Harris became seriously ill. She was later diagnosed with ovarian cancer and died on 28 December 1991 at age 43.[103] Brosnan struggled to cope with her cancer and death.
>Brosnan's daughter Charlotte died on 28 June 2013 of ovarian cancer, the same illness that claimed her mother's life
You must experience pure despair to learn true happiness
>his smile and optimism: restored
They should unironically bring him back as Bond. Maybe like Bond - Dark Knight Returns kinda angle
thread theme: youtube.com
>Madagascar
>not posting the "I like to move it move it" song
I love how he gets happier in every picture.
listen to song first before you talk.
Bless this man.
I always wondered, why did they not fix the fact that he looked like colonel fuckin sanders
Is it possible to not like this guy?
because only you fat fucks thought about that
Met The Architect himself on a bus once when i was in Europe, very nice guy
he saw a lot of room for improvement in you.
>5'11" vs 6'0"
That's the entire joke you dumb fucking knuckle dragging cousin humping moron. Did you type that shit out thinking you were sharing some sort of personal truth and hidden gem? Did you think other retards would congratulate you on your powers of observation and admit that they, too, enjoyed joke? Are you simply proud that you actually got something for once?
What is the purpose of a comment that literally states
>I love how joke happens.
Ffs, you are just exactly the worst type of moron this planet produces.
>this one will do well with my treatment
I wish Keanu could be as happy as him.
Based.
That cappuccino has 2k calories in it
I miss Judi Dench.
He orders them by cisterns
MESSIMESSIMESSI
Did they?
Wasn't she in Spectre?
>there are chads RIGHT NOW on our board
I've only seen it once can't quite remember but she's not M anymore Ralph Fiennes was in Spectre.
why is his beard tucked in his shirt
>things traitorous burgers will never understand
REMINDER: To all fat anons, even if you hate yourself
The Architect still loves you, just the way you are. Love your plump.
>t retard who doesnt understand the meme
SCOTLAND FOREVER
She did in some sort of cameo, can't find it on youtube
is the Architect the antijust? Could ourlad Brendan ever find this amount of happiness and joy?
nah more like
>t. roastie
Der Architekt is at it again! MAD MAN BROSNAN.
Based architect.
Ssssh
The Architect JUST's, but is never himself JUST'ed
Reminder that Brosnan’s character LITERALLY did nothing wrong in this movie
Underrated
he just needs a fat lady with big tits in his life.
prime brosnan only dated 10/10 fit models, tho
old brosnan is the one that have to deal with an overweight wife, so that would be your architect
>when you added 20 teaspoons of sugar to those drinks in order to give her the perfect figure and that fucking travestite suggests fruits
Prime Brosnan was the pure definition of a Chad
*munching sounds*
NNNOOOOOO
*burp*
I-I-I CAN'T TAKE THIS
*fart*
ANYM-MORE
*stomach wheezing sounds*
P-PLEASE MASTER
*sauce all over the chin*
NO MORE PIZZA
*another burp*
I HAVE HAD 3 EXTRA LARGE ONES ALREADY
>How about a nice ice cream bucket with extra chocolate syrup to wash it all down?
*farts in agony*
>sunset found her squatting on the grass
youtube.com
What did he mean by this?
After all the se years, we meet again. You failed to stop me once and you will fail once more.
>Nikasaur
Holy shit it's like I'm back on Yea Forums in 2011 again.
We could always remake Thunderball one more time.
>I WILL NOT BE TEMPTED BY YOUR FEEDING ARCHITECT! THE FORCE WILL PROTECT ME!
Bryce is already very capable without Pierce, I fear that with his involvement neither would be able to maintain control.
I can't decide if Brosnan was just 90s kid nostalgia or if he really was the most handsome and based Bond
KINO
He was a great Bond, it was just his last two films and especially Die Another Day sullied his good work.
A QUEEN must be fed.
How does redit manage to ruin everything
>Lazenby was only in one film
Oh my my...
i really like those boots, but i know i will never wear something as ridiculous. must be to protect his leggings while he horsebacks through muddy fields
keanu smokes? interesting.
He tried his best and doesn't deserve to be bullied.
My favorite Bond movie, imho.
Muh boogey
I love you Americans and your taboo about smoking and publically admitting that you smoke
It's very cute when you think it's in any way noteworthy for someone to smoke
;_;
based
cringe
dont read into it too much, i smoke a bit and am pretty ambivalent to it. it's just, you can almost assume certain people to be either smokers or not, just didnt peg keanu.
I honestly think that's an idea form. Too bad the face is goblin.
>The German Messi they said
I have no clue who that person is but since I don't know him he must not have been playing for Germany in 2014
So he kind of is like Messi in a way
I feel like im being rused
en.wikipedia.org
Real talk, Brosnan obviously doesn't give it to her often or he has the curse of the Irish, and naturally she eats due to the boredom and lack of satisfaction.
>Die Another Day sullied his work
>not the dumpster fire that was The World Is Not Enough
DAD is silly and stupid, but at least it's entertaining compared to that slog
this, DAD was fun, if stupid at many points.
Both are terrible, but still strangely watchable, like many Bond films.
TFW Daniel Craig will have been longest reigning bond ever
They have two kids.
Thank you for your service Mr Bronson.
Ulster paws typed this post.
RIP
The architect discovers a new work
>B list
You're being generous lmao.
Literally the first scene I have ever seen her in was full nude yet I still find this way hotter
Why are fat men unfuckable while fat women are?
both can't wipe properly