Friday night

I just got off work and I'm working again tomorrow so just chilling with my Yea Forums bros before bed.

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>I'm a 40 year old virgin
jfc how have you not killed yourself yet

Gotta get up early tomorrow, article 13 protests in far away city.

Are you me?

My dad died a couple of days ago and I'm just trying to keep my mind busy

oh my fucking god it's already been a week and I'm drinking the same goddamn thing and watching the same goddamn show

Because of this thread.

My condolences, user.

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>have you not killed yourself yet
Autism mostly and thinking things will work out in the end

For (You)s
please give some :^)

my great fear. If and when my parents die I'd lose all of my friends.

at least i can see my TV from the bathroom so while Im here all night i can watching something

Here's a (you) friend

Why don't you just get a hooker and get it over with

Go see a movie, one of the better activities to do alone.serious question : why have you not seen hookers ?

Its fucking 4 PM here. Fuck off

My dad died in September sorry bro

I thought it was immoral going to a hooker, lived all my life with parents and I'm a terrible liar so I have to tell them I go to a hooker, I was afraid I would embarrass my parents if I went to a hooker, I always thought hookers deserve someone better than me and they would deny service

Also I saw Alita multiple times and unemployed so I have to wait some months to go again

...

:( my condolences

To banepost

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Gotham Bane was so disappointing, not even one meme.

Because it's still better than anything else I could be doing.

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>immoral
There issues with eastern/far eastern girls tricked into it by mafias but if you go for a girl from your own country it's not really immoral. Assuming you don't push and lower the price, if you feel bad just pay 50% extra when you're done and you will see her smiling ear to ear they just want money.
>someone better
What the fuck are you on about ? That's the good thing about hooker they don't care. Just take a shower before they don't care besides that.

You seem terrified of being rejected, that's only natural, but hookers don't care.

F

Once you turn 30 you stop caring and just move on with your life.

It's early I'm meeting with with this MILF I'm fucking later

Got less than 40€ to make it to the end of the month, can't afford to drink and I don't go out on fridays sober.
I've fucked my entire life up, maybe I can still turn it around but probably not.
I don't even care.

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for you

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You don't understand, don't you. Its not about sex. Yeah you fuck, then what nothing changes.

It's Friday afternoon you fuck.

What's worse, being here or posting this thread regularly every week? Also it's 1PM.

no its 3pm

Recommend manga with this feeling

It's 4 PM on the American Eastern Coast. That's where the capital of America is. Eat shit, other timezones.

>Yeah you fuck
you clearly do not

so ?

Eden

test

checked

Don't you want to have sex at least once before you die? It could happen any day now. India and Pakistan almost engaged in nuclear warfare like a week ago. You should probably accept the fact that it won't happen unless you pay.

Because after highschool I stopped talking to all of my friends
Now all I do is work, come home, get high, and get on the internet
It's been 8 years since I've hung out with anyone

Fucking a whore, no thanks

For me ?

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There is more shame in fucking a whore than being a virgin

No shame in either

Aye

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No friends, no girl just me alone in my bedroom sipping on a can of monster ultra while thinking where i messed up and how good things used to be, why we still here bros whats the point?

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Off work today and dont wanna do anything tonight because I'm working tomorrow

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no its 9 pm

Woah, I watched a movie on your life

Sounds comfy desu

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Where do you live ?

If I commissioned a mindbreak/ahegao Bane and Wreckage Brothers x CIA doujinshi would you read it?

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BLOOD AND IRON

It would be extremely autistic

Jokes on you faggot I'm just about to go out drinking with some friends

It sounds extremely painful

>be 40 year old virgin
>post your country
>literally doxxed because I'm the only 40 year old virgin in my country
I won't tell you, besides the jannie knows, I'm not using a vpn

Went to an after work thing at my new job and i found out the girl i liked at the office is the gf of another coworker

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>Why are you here?
I draw.

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I‘m a 29yo touchless virgin.
How you survived so long man?

I‘m already thinking about suicide 24/7 for years I doubt I make it til 40.

>why are you here?
Like the other guy i have no other place, I‘m here every night (I sleep during the day).

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Holy shit you fucking frightened little mouse I was just going to check events in your city to get you out. Stay at home you mommy I guess for the 25*365 night consecutively.

Because I went on a date yesterday so I'm trying to do nothing today

>virgins in this thread
come to Vietnam bro, the whores here are only 20$ a pop, not bad quality too

You don't imagine
I literally turned out a girl on Skype that was begging me to open my cam and meat up and potentially have sex because I was afraid and embarrassed that my parents would not approve
My mind is far gone

Dew it, seduce her user, be a asshole because theres no good reason not to be one, fuck her and if he tries to 'Hey Halpert' you then beat him too. Nothing to lose but alot to gain here lad. Also post her nudes here and record the covo where you break things off with her for cheating on her bf

I‘m too scared to go outside to the gorcery store and you want ne to fly across the globe to vietnam.
Its never going to happen man.
I will forever remain a touchless virgin.

Not if it's some gay shit

do they fuck brown guys?

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>I‘m already thinking about suicide
Honestly do it, it doesn't get better, even if you try, and God I tried so much to fix my life these last years, even if you have successes, which I had with lot of hard work, it doesn't get better and the smallest random event crashes years of hard work
It keeps getting worse
Do it, when the urge of killing yourself comes, don't think and act on it
Disclaimer: I'm a 40 year old virgin and only a fool would listen to me

Thanks milord

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no one called me to go out

this thread is way more pathetic than it was a week ago wtf

I‘m too scared to do it, I still have some money and can probably live somewhat comfy for the next 5/6 years.
I think at that point when the money runs out and i will have to get a job is the point where I will suicide.
I just can‘t stand wagecucking among normal people.
But what I am telling you? you probably know these feelings better than I do.

>seduce her
How?

it would be extremely gay

My condolences, my dad passed away a couple of years ago, hopefully it will get better. all the best to you.

Turn CIA guy into CIA girl and it would be extremely painful for her and not gay

youtube.com/watch?v=mRUWWtTjHPE

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youtu.be/0A-2N5emW7A?t=119
sorces say yes

based central standard time poster

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youtube.com/watch?v=fUrseEzCjgg

I’ve got a headache and work called me an hour before my shift to say we’re slow and I can stay home.

youtube.com/watch?v=8jrqpn60d4A

Who else /saved/ here?
youtube.com/watch?v=-fGxOCJCRpA

Why dont you have a job? Do you live with your parents?

yes I live with my parents, I dont have a job because I never did anything after highschool.
so now I dont qualify for anything.

If you never worked then how do you have all that money tho?