/jg/ I Am Jazz General - Season Finale Edition

Episode 12 QRD:

10:52 Jazz goes shopping with a fellow terrestrial.
23:06 Gramps gets down to brass tacks.
28:35 The newest of The New Flesh shows up to Jazz's day camp for transkiddies.
30:27 Boy with anxiety and anger issues introduces himself.
34:43 Cunning Ari.

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Look at this boy’s nipples.

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when will the madness end

not much longer
jazzm will move out next season and this starts the inevitably countdown to his suicide

It's still the first round, got a couple more weekends of action. Usually the championship game is in early April.

where did the jazzm thing come from

When he's out of the happy pills and Dr. Transenstein fails to get them in time.

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>ah Jazz, or some say Jazzm

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bloodborne

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Sometimes I feel like a football starter
Sometimes I feel like the other men
Is the shit that I sit in, the skin that just dangles
Homely as I am, I severed my thighs
I writhe on the sheets, butt bleeds like a fountain
I pop some more pills cause I hate who I am
Mom sees my cut peen and she's filming me sniffling
I never act girly, I was born a guy

I don't want my cunt to peel like it's ripped mâché
What remains of my dick's a stump, hey Ahmir's not gay
I don't want my cunt to peel like it's ripped mâché
What remains of my dick's a stump, hey Ahmir's not gay
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Nards hit with a cleaver, a mold cunt that spits hair
Makes it hard to breathe, the stink from my hole
At least I have their love, that Yea Forums, they love me
Homely as I am, I severed my thighs

I don't want my cunt to peel like it's ripped mâché
What remains of my dick's a stump, hey Ahmir's not gay
I don't want my cunt to peel like it's ripped mâché
What remains of my dick's a stump, hey Ahmir's not gay
Yeah, yeah, yeah

OH NO NO NO, HA HA!
Yucky, thighs spray, HA HA!
Young guy

Under the clit is brown
Is where I drew some blood
All the stitches fell out
I could not clean the muff
Surgery made Greg frown
More rot around my cunt
Call me a new pronoun
Dilate my life away
HA, HA, HA!
OH NO NO NO HA HA
Ahmir is gay, yeah yeah
Ahmir is gay

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kek

Look at this poor skin graft
Every time I poo it chaffs with rash
How did my thighs get so red?
And what's that smell comin from the bed?
And this is where I threw up
I think that Dr. Bowers fucked it up
I never knew Jews had such giant snouts
The second hole is scarred and leaking out
And this is where they hacked my jewels
Most of the time I sit in blackened pools
Criminal doctor says I should soak in ice
Think my inner hairballs contracted lice
I wonder if it's too late
To save my sack from being hacked by blade
Life worse now that they've wrecked my back end
When I was ten they gave me estrogen

Every memory 'fore they attacked my back door
I had all the I am Jazz threads open and I'd click "report"
It's hard to spray shit, hymen's aching
You're guy, you're guy
Every memory 'fore cock became a gross hole
A pound of uh-oh's on the bed that looks like bloody gore
It's hard to dilate, time to dilate
You're guy, you're guy

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charlie charlie charlie

what a jam

Charlie makes Skylar look like a pile of puke.

So gross, your bladder now scarred
Lookin' like an old tub of lard
Your severed cunt spills poopy farts
Disgusting shit splatters
Regret ope-nin' pelvis this way
Wiping's hard, piss in the hallway
All these turds I hope don't stain
Disgusting shit splatters
Pus I leak from the slimy wound
Many pains from the bubbling womb
Broken guy filmed for TV views
Disgusting shit splatters

Not prepared for what they did
Not prepared for bloody hole
Butt dies slow

So gross, your bladder now scarred
Lookin' like an old tub of lard
Your severed cunt spills poopy farts
Disgusting shit splatters

Not prepared for what they did
Not prepared for bloody hole
Butt dies slow

Regret ope-nin' pelvis this way
Wiping's hard, piss in the hallway
All these turds I hope don't stain
Disgusting shit splatters
Pus I leak from the slimy wound
Many pains from the bubbling womb
Broken guy filmed for TV views
Disgusting shit splatters

Never knew I'd need bidet
Forever say Ahmir is gay
Not prepared for what they did
Not prepared for bloody hole
Ass is torn, yeah-yeah!

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agreed

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Hello Microsoft support center? --Yeah it's me, gonna need you to pull all ads from Fourchan.

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not in jarons case lmao

exquisite

kek you guys have talent

(Paul Rodgers)
Bathing torn off nards to clean
Had minute dong ripped to bone
Everybody wants my privates cut
Morphine I.V. - I moan
Did you call me "he"?
Am I crying from the wound?
Posting OC on Yea Forums
Trench is seeping full of poo

I'm just so fuckin' depressed
I can't clean the sepsis out this stump
If I could just get Ahmir to hump
But I need nurses to help me take a dump
Removed my hair balls, clumpy lumps
Smells brown, I sewed it right back up
Butt that pees so dark I think white ass cut
The odor I breathe will wreck your sight, back up
I don't know X or Y or Xem
I ended up as exhibition of sin
My carpet will peel with piss again
So I thought I should try and trick these men
Fuck my thighs, it burns their eyes, what's that stench?
Now my dick's wrapped in shit, and the clit was attacked
Think I may be gay and black, tell Mom all about it
And I know this clit's a hole that's hollow
And so I just sit back and gobble
Always been coddled, but when the cunt cracks
My fuckin fat ass will waddle, my fat ass will waddle
My fuckin fat ass will waddle
Ahmir is gay, lotsa sorrow
Butt cunt must've left a thousand piles

Fuck them Jews, they fooled me, "you can be known as Xe"
I bleed poo, mache'd jewels
Colostomy I need for loo
Female brain, you a guy
Hole inside my bleeding thighs
Cunt will pee yucky brine
Shit my bed, that's not a surprise
Don't let /gen/ say you ain't a cute girl
They will all get banned, let cunt spray the poo
Don't let /gen/ say you ain't a cute girl
They will all get banned, let cunt spray the poo

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Go ahead you nazis, try and tell me I don't look like a woman.
Pro tip: you can't

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>wh*te
every time lmao

>what kinda genitals would you like hun?
>a vagina please
>Is an open wound okay?

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IT'S MA'AM!!

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you can just ask for black tranny porn having to bait for it

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how’s the hole?

Coulda sworn I'd saw chest hair

*ahem*

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Yeah I'd believe that was a man

Clearly that’s a man’s nipple, user.

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>I can't stay out too late user, I've gotta tryout for the Ravens tomorrow

Forgot pic

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The degradation of western civilization is totally worth the smile on that young man’s face.

Based and P-Orridgepilled

>AND IF YOU DON'T HIRE ME, user YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY ATTORNEY!!

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>I it on my favorite dress for you, user.

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>what do you mean I have a "man-sized" head, user? I'm a woman!!!

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neovaginal teratoma trendsetter
I wonder how he feels about being normalized

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How many times do you think it took to get the result HE was after?

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Black women are basically already men

>what do you mean you're jealous of my jawline, user? I'm a woman and you're a man silly.

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FtM in general have it easier when it comes to passing, though. At worst you'll be the effeminate handsome guy but a lot of that is just mannerisms which can be learned. Women put far more stock in physical appearance.

Damn, RiceGum's getting desperate for views

brehs

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>Mr. Jennings, you'll come along with us quietly.
>You think I didn't know you were coming? This vagina is MY life's work! I'm not handing over ANYTHING!
>We have our orders, Mr. Jennings. Now I'll ask you one more time-
>[pop pop pop]
>STOP, HOLD YOUR FIRE!
>What the fuck were you thinking?! Our orders were to bring in a male!
>...We're in sir. But we had a problem. Mr. Jennings resisted, we had to take him out.
>Roger that. Just the dilators then. Let's move out.
>...You don't get away that easily..!

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What emotion is Apu trying to convey here?

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damn that jawline and cheekbones. what a fucking waste

>Enough is enough. Time to throw away them diapers and show them who's a big boy

>transpassing
More like trespassing AMIRITE LOL

checked and pwnd-pilled.

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Daily reminder that Jaron is a biological male

>Please be brutally honest
>You do not pass, not even close
>REEEEEEEEEEEE BIGOT TRANSPHOBE

literally everyone itt agrees with you

AUSWITCH
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HSSHHD

Well it's not a matter of opinion my friend

look at the arms on that lad

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Are you afraid of strong women?
Men are weak and pathetic.

lmao he looks like a fucking cartoon.

>"I would like to go skydiving"
>"Are you not worried abot splitting your vagina open?"

literal quote

It's amazing that we're at a point in life where having fake body parts is not only accepted, but if you question it you're labeled a bigot.

That's literally just a man with librarian glasses and bad highlights.

Spongebob lookin chickenhead

Guess the mones don't help make scraggly metal hair to look feminine.