TRUE LOVECRAFTIAN KINO

Potential mind-shattering savior of kino or forever a cinematic impossibility?

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the thing
the mouth of madness
pretty much it

Jazz

What's suppose to make him scarier than other giant creatures?

What was the name of his cat, Yea Forums?

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There's this gay movie called Cthulhu, pretty good and underrated, takes the awakening of the Ancients from the perspective of a guy who returns home and try to reunites with his family and childhood love, if I remember correctly. wish I couldd find it again, someone stole my dvd years ago.

he tentacle rapes your brain with bbc

having a face full of tentacles is somewhat bizarre even by kaiju standards. hence you go insane.

Mandingo.

Redditman

56%man

AHEM
I SHALL UTTER THE WORD

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AAAAAAAAH
WAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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just wait for Aquaman 2

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Tyrone

I'M GONNA SAY IT!

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His writing style confirms that reddit has always existed in one form or another.

the n-word is actually nyarlathotep

when I started reading some of his stuff I was astonished with how much his writing style is not that much different from any Jeff the killer-tier creepypasta

btw he also predicted Chris Chan

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Idris Elba

La Luz Extinguido

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I don't think Lovecraft horror works anymore. It worked back then because everyone was dumb as bricks but even dumb people today have concepts of space and shit. I say this as someone who has read Lovecraft and have an anthology book on my dresser across the room.

It's fun, I like reading it but it doesn't fill me with existential dread.

Based
Nothing really, Cthulhu was the most wild and bizarre creature he could come up with st the time, all he was really trying to get across was a monster so otherworldly that it wasn’t possible to comprehend it. I think people took the whole thing way too literally, cosmic horror isn’t about tentacle monsters it’s about fear of the unknown/knowable and the knowledge that we only perceive a small chunk of reality, and that beyond that are things that could destroy everything in an instant. I wonder what the first people to use microscopes felt, that must have been a horrifying experience

*Jazzm

who's the best cthulhu and why is it Yog-Sothoth?

>knows the gate
>motherfucker IS the gate
>biggest balls in the universe
>routinely impregnates hot bitches with his cosmic seed

just the coolest dude in the multiverse. nyarlthothep? pff more like nyarlnothanks

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for me, it's the Chad Chaugnar
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A couple of cruise missiles solves this problem.

you need only one Cruise

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>This Summer...Tom Cruise is....Abdul Alhazred

The Endless
Black Mountain Side

thanks for sharing this. an actual channel worth subscribing to

hombre negro

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>just the coolest dude in the multiverse
Randolph Carter, he BTFO Nyarlehotep in his sleep, larps as a pajeet while in his reincarnated alien body and doesn't afraid of anything.

Tom Cruise: AHHHHHH I'M GOING FREAKIN' INSANE AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

kino

>ting ting ting
>ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please?
>I would just like to say
>N-

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Preternatural Preternatural furtive chtlulu furtive Mr. N antiquarian

>nyarlthothep? pff more like nyarlnothanks
My fucking sides.