Who is your favorite TV chef?

For me, it's Robert William Flay

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what?

google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/mario-batali-spotted-pig-rape-room-1085199?amp=1

holy based

You just know..

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The two chicks from The Katering Show.

God yes this. I use to watch her on mute while in the college cafe.

I liked them also until they stopped doing the Katering show and i found out about there annoying politics.

Rachel Ray. Her voice was kinda annoying but I recall her having nice milkers.
Gino from that British morning show seems like a cool guy to hang out with too.

FUGG

>tfw there will never be a chef as fun as gordon again

YOU FACKING SABOTAGE

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She has gotten fat over the years but i would be lying if i said i didn't find it hot.

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Jordon Ramsey is a hypocrite though. Bitches about frozen food and pulls the same shit in his restaurant.
Also don't forget more than 70% of the kitchen nightmare restaurants close after he's done renovating it.

Pierce Brosnan would be proud

He looks like a devil

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First thing i thought of kek.

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I really want Claire's fat ass to suffocate me.

Devil in the sack.

Worthless dyke.

I see that you too, are a man of good taste.

Yea. I think everyone knows.

For me it’s Jaimie Oliver
>slits throat

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i want her to bake me some fancy Twinkies

When I lived with my parents I used to comment to my mother about Giada having nice teeth every time I saw her on the tv. She also always happened to have a lot of cleavage out at the time. My now mum thinks when I was saying teeth I was actually refering to her milkers and that I'm a perv with a thing for older women.

I actually just meant that she had nice teeth.

Someone post his kids names.

>Also don't forget more than 70% of the kitchen nightmare restaurants close after he's done renovating it.
you can't fix stupid

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For me it's Amy

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fug, will never have a wholesome baking gf...

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gib moar of her milkies nao

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for me, it is the knorr rich beef stock pot

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Sweet christ look at the size of that woman's head.

Rick Stein

Imagine a lactating Nigella squirting her titty milk into your coffee every morning

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Why are there no sexy black chefs?

>tfw no big-titted pajeeta gf

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For me it's

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Prime Rachael was cute tough

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>today we will be whipping up a simple poo-poo platter.

gimme that italian booty momma alex

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for me it's joey

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>I'm a perv with a thing for older women
>tfw your mom found out you were in a relationship with a woman her age, with her body type and similar body features

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One of the low-key thickest women on record.

What an ass on that woman.

She looks like that babby image reaction where there are two versions of her and she is staring at the horizon and has a really dumb face.

You couldn't make this up

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Wtf!? Did he just put a bunch of words in a hat????

She looks like she fucks daddies

I used to watch this nonce when I was a habitual stoner in university just because he's so flamboyant and ridiculous. Clearly a fossil but still I can't help but love his careless enthusiasm.

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does she have nice teeth though?

literally what?

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The fuck. I thought he was more or less a normal person.

for me, it's the grannyfucker

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I don't care how old, fat, and illiuminati this woman gets, she still fine.

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This hunka hunka right here.

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How can you have watched his tv and not realise he's simply an up-jumped

Based

I always assumed he was just a closet case who takes refuge with old women

Show always made me and my mate hungry. Didn't matter it if saw pizza or minced beef with mashes potatoes, ox fond gravy with lingenberry to the side. The entire show called for meat with no salad.

yeah she did

Doesn't he have bipolar?

Level up if you want to run with that crowd

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jesus fuck my dick just exploded

Keith Floyd

>massive gay
>constantly pissed
>didn't give a shit

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I don't care. I still love MPW.

agreed. Actually preferred his original hell's kitchen to ramsay

Unironically this guy. Gordon is good as well.

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>do a 360
>walk in
Retard

>women
>chefs

Yeah right lmao.

>Brad over Claire
show bobs

Gordon Ramsay and Raymond Blanc.

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Sophie Dahl

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>Keith Floyd

Floyd wasn't a gay was he?

Your mother was actually glad that you have interest in the opposite sex and isn't a faggot.

Molly a cute, but I still prefer Brad for the TV cooking show

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Can I just choose both Brad and Claire?

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didn't he died? I heard he had another stroke

You can

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The great thing about Nigella is that she excels in absolutely everything.

1.Cooks the best food
2.Insanely attractive
3.Speaks like an angel
4.Incredibly competitive and puts loads of effort into everything
5.The nicest person ever
6.Actually has a soul

You can just tell she's smarter. She just does ever better.
Even Gordon looks retarded compared to her.
Honestly don't know a chef I like more than her.

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honestly the weight only makes her hotter. yes i like fat chicks

>Watch Rick Stein (think he's in Asia)
>He's already sossed before the food is finished
>Demands the producer sit and eat with him and drink wine
>They both get drunk and start rambling on like a polite old man version of XFM

Unadulterated kino. Even if he is gay.

>likes being strangled
>talks dirty
youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

The old lady who said the n word

my man

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MUMMY

>coarse titless wop
Pass.

She wrote the nuclear power budget for the Carter administration.

>retard
retard

>coke whore
>gold digging wife of Jewish millionaire
>soul

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Fine deep lore. Like I said she runs with some crowd.

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>Jew gets outjewed

Only sure way to earn a soul desu senpai ngl baka.

Based. Gets steadily more shitfaced as the program progresses, literally creates the tv chef genre.

How can anyone not love her?
Shes the best.

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>no Italian nonna to cook for me

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Nigella is herself Jewish

>>retard
>retard
tard

A chef should be happy, relaxed, and attractive.

What's the point in watching someone who's not enjoying what they're doing?

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I should have known from that shedevil body that Jewesses have to tempt good honest men into creating more Jews.

Well, yeah, Giada's a BJ addict with daddy issues.

>no one is coming through of Nigella's quality to replace her

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>tfw browse youtube
>tfw find grill chef who cooks naked
>tfw she wears an apron tho
>tfw watch one of her videos
>tfw many accidental slips
>tfw only has like 20 subscribers
>tfw most views on a video is 400
>tfw she has many many vids
>tfw the more desperate she gets for views the more slips she accidentallys
>tfw she's a divorced mom in her early-mid 40s with a Nigella shape, but she has more of a strict schoolteacher face

You would love her.

>Giada's a BJ addict with daddy issues
Ain't nothing wrong with that

Share

... sauce?

...go on

need link

May nolan

that polish one with absolutely massive boobies

youtu.be/weVNECiLjMw

god I want her to smother me with those titties so badly

>Molly a cute
Fuck no, she's fugly as fuck

imagine posting anyone other than the based aussie

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And of course she takes BBC's on the regular like every good woman should

>She is Jewish; her parents both come from Jewish families.
>goy outjewing a jew turns out to be a jew

Is there a precedent for this?

Need all her feet pics. Her foot game is A+

No that's cat cora

How much time does he have left? I give him two more years at most.

where the architect

Can he cook me a succulent Chinese meal?

Kek

Based

Melissa Clark

>implying I can assure you of that when you're under arrest

is this evil christina P

None of you fucking tards chose Bourdain?

Based

correct. none of us chose that dum dum

Not only was he a world class chef, but he was funny and traveled around the world using food as a medium to connect with different people.

Sure he fucked up with Argento but she had the tiddies and he was clearly depressed.

Where are the proofs?

Both the only correct answers in this thread.

Please bro. I need the sauce

>Not only was he a world class chef
no, he was a world class writer who made it big writing about being a chef

he was not a world class writer lol

did you stop reading after finishing the Berenstain Bears?

Literally the most entry-level human being in history. If you actually learned anything from watching one of his shows you should be embarrassed.

Molly Yeh is super underrated. And cute!

Aside from her I like Alton Brown, Justin Warner, Guy Fieri, Anne Burrell, and Ina Garten.

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Kind of a stupid thing to say. You learned about different cultures every episode.

Or are you just really into 100 different cultures?

>BJ addict
Always makes me laugh

everyday he gets stronger while you virgins get weaker

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She should smile less.

National treasure

That was his dad.

>Has a wife and three kids
>Gay
???????

Rude

My bake-fu
She smiles and I want to smile alongside in a wholesome, non-mocking way.

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Kek
>2010
>not thinking Anthony Bourdain is the Shakespeare of our age

tapir looking ugo cunt

faggot post it

WHAT THE FUCK.
DON'T LEAVE US HANGING.

>basic ass American visits country
>He's either surprised that it isn't a stereotype or only seeks confirmations of the stereotypes

Momo chan?

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Patrician taste
Plebs won't understand

Mate, Rick Stein was born in the 40s. He's of the generation where you either move in exclusively gay circles or stay closeted for life. As if the English private school he went to wasn't enough to beat the gay out of him.

The resemblance is uncanny.

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Based and rapepilled. She got a fat mound too.

Huh ?

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hot damn those tits.

>jus wanna like lighlty jujj up your wowd salad and give it a good splug of orlive oiwl. Thewe you go, 5 kids named in just 15 minutes

I probably would be stronger if I gave myself salmonella in video after video.

As an American I don't have a stereotype for more than 10 countries.

All I know is that most countries are poorer than me. But that has nothing to do with culture.

I suppose my point isn't that he is dumb, just that it's a pretty shallow, Nat Geo version of culture that was on his show.

I think I'm going to squirt and sit in the hot liquid

>No Rachel Khoo

Little Paris Kitchen is max comfy

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i liked nadia g till she turned retarded/crazy

>Honestly don't know a chef I like more than her.
She isn't a chef.

I bet her pusy is sweet like flowers.

those tits though I did jerk it to Rachel Ray once before was too fat

If I asked Giada to call me "Daddy" while I slipped my erect penis into her tight warm lubed rectum would that be taking it too far?

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>did
What happened? You punched them out?

Is that her possum face?

I know the one you're talking about. Redhead ?

I'm surprised no one posted that polish or russian chick with fucking gigantic tits

Too soon

youtube.com/watch?v=lR4ckWtwaG8&feature=youtu.be

Found her

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she has millions of views not 400

And not Nigella's body

rubysdiary.com/_guest/whats-inside.html

finally a man with taste in this thread.
I thought I lost all hope.

>ywn have a hot milf cooking gf who force-feeds you every night and then gives you a cheeky bj while you're trying to eat

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>Unironically watching TV

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tfw no 6 foot tall model gf

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wtf? is he the singer from bowling for soup? i thought he had gone really fat?

I would't trust a thin chef desu

can't keep a good chef down

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Because the idiots are usually hundreds of thousands in debt from running shithole restaurants

the man sells overpriced charcoal with his name on it as "luxury" BBQ coal.

>nigella's body
Never have I been more let down

youtu.be/9gg_jjUb-S4

All hail the king

FUCK no
I hate this pretentious quirky paris is so perfect cunt

wait, he had another one?

youtu.be/p2l-xyhPR3w?t=52

He doesn't cook in most of his videos, but adenflims is a pretty comfy

youtube.com/watch?v=UZMkqnwpDV8

the siren call of energy drinks was too hard to resist

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Someone phone Pierce Brosnan STAT

Emeril was peak comfy

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His wife is a decent looking fatty. She looks like she would be hot if she was thin.

Wait. I take that back. NVM

no comment

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>this deep into the thread
>no one posts this absolute beauty

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>Same tounge technique as jack
Based

It's repulsive, it's the same scoop motion. It's like they're lizards. If she'll put Jack's creations in her mouth what else would she be willing to put in there? DISGUSTING.

the hedonistic abandon of the Scalfani abode may lead to their degeneracy and premature deaths but life is for the living, is it not?

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>jew
DROPPED

Damn she looks very stranglable, I'd choke the fuck outta her.

>look her up
>almost no pictures of food
>1 or 2 pictures of her with cut up fruit

Does she even cook?

More like "your gay duh"

that's a really weird pose

EXTREMELY based taste

Oh god I just wanna bend her over while she's cooking and give her the whatfor

"The best thing that ever happened to you is the shit that ran down your mother's legs when she gave birth to you."

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Story?

as a yank, i was not familiar with this guy. user, you've made my night, this dude is based as fuck

p good

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>He just wanted to snort coke and get blackout drunk in peace.

I miss him.

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Hmm I guess he's just indecisive when picking names for his kids

would Joey eat Jack's fine cooking?

holy FUCK this bird's nasty as shet

y'all niggaz is gay
for me it's Halina Pawlowska

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Yeah she's holding her left hip like it's a baby bump?

Nobody knows who that ogre is

jdi s tou tlustou píčou do prdele, stačí že mě vysírá svou existencí v reálu, tady jí vídat nechci

are you blind? it says her name right there in the post and in the image filename.

>with her body type and similar body features

What did he mean by this?

Jojo pose

youtube.com/watch?v=N8D4t7ojgfM

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What a waste of trips.

Why did artii pardi go from food network star to hocking instant pots on paid programming so quickly. She was cuter and bustier than this chick, who is already nice pAjeet thick.

>Whose going to complain about the scent of pusy wafting through the house when they come in?

/our girl/?

/thread

If he ever had real culture on his show people might think twice about letting in an infinite amount of people to live here permanently. Better to just leave it at all the hella f*ckin epic food.

I wouldn't say no to her.

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>Ina Garten was in the Carter administration
>this drunk bitch is Andrew Cuomo's wife

Hmmm...

>fun

Like yikes

This lovely lady, also her daughter is going to be one of the Charlie's Angels.

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They look like they fuck white guys.

Would marry Sandra Lee. I bet she was perfection at 16.

I cook better drunk and it's because of him

OH GOD I NEED TO BE BREASTFED SO BAD

Where's the cheese?

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Yikes she looks like a Parisian supermodel here.

Fill my belly with warm fattening milk

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Holy shit I don't think I could handle bikini pics of her in her prime.

Fuck off jew.

in dire need of a tittyfuck from her

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>daughter
Is a girl supposed to have an Adam's apple that big?

BAM

it would be interesting to see her run naked from a burning building or predatory animal attack

>predatory animal attack
does my fully engorged naked penis count as a predatory animal attack

She a tranny?

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Reminds me of Maria Moore.

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I think so

What happened to her after she gave birth

Damn, it looks like she has some milkers too. Does all the food go to UK women chef boobs?

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Based

Why you think they call it the BBC for?

mah nigga

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i bet her nipples face downward

i hate that

white and asian mixes are the best they said

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In his newer videos he doesn't even lift his right arm anymore.

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>it's the 'wipes side of plate even though it doesnt need it' episode

You can see the outline of her areola in that pic

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Haha THIS BITCH UUUUUGLY!

I dunno. Him and Sue clearly both wanted that girl called Ruby on Bake Off.

>She

He was married multiple times and had a couple of kids. It's certainly not impossible he liked cock though, because someone of his generation most likely wouldn't admit it.

>illbakeurcock.jpg

fuck lemme see if I can find my '04-'08 hard drive

Tina Nordström

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jävla skåning.

Laura Vitale, the superior Jewtalian.

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she's black? I thought she was Philipino or something. totally looks like a lesbian too

>Not posting the jk rowling of chefs

who da chefs?

>tfw her cookbook is the only one I've ever fapped to

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She's married to a man, iirc, so she's not gay.

I think she's part black.

SHE ALWAYS HAS THAT PSYCHO CUNT LOOK ON HER FACE LIEK SHE JUST WANTS A ROUGH FUCK

FUCK YOU GUYS IT'S NOT FAIR

>tfw i knew some indian gal that had D-cups when she was barely 13

>14 hours ago
I guess we'll never know, good thing too I guess because you faggots would ruin everything by posting in the comments

El sneedo , he’s Bolivian I think