Shazam

Disney is only worth 90 billion

ENDGAME is like a week after this
not enough time, no matter how good word-of-mouth it has

>ENDGAME is like a week after this
does a week have 21 days for marveltards?

Shazam ---> April 5
Endgame ---> April 24

24-5 = 19 \seq 7*3
Almost 3 weeks

wow, capeshit just gets worse and worse

>Shazam: April 5
>Engame: April 24
It has little over two weeks to make its money, then it's dead on the water.

because people cant watch 2 movies in a month?

>Captain Marvel
>Us
>Dumbo
>Hellboy
>Endgame
>Detective Pikachu
It never stood a chance

This

At most it will get $75 million domestic before Endgame crushes it

Dumbo and Hellboy are dead on arrival

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>Dumbo
>Flopping

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dumb poster

worse than Alice Through the Looking Glass

>the word
Is he gonna say it?

Not even the most popular remake from this year retard

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How do you figure? Looks better than captain memevel

You heard it first everyone, youtube views doom movie.

Marvel is swarming on this bitch film like the plague. I told you DCfaggots for weeks that being in between CM and Endgame was your mothafuckin death sentence, now we here to collect!

Shazam early screenings start literally tomorrow 23 march

And at best that will be 2 or 3 million dollars

Tomorrow is the end of the Review Embargo

>
Early Screening only in the US?

it is

It is what?

>captain marvel makes 890m+
>meanwhile shitzam struggles to get 100m domestic

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

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It doesnt look good. Is there any succesfull capeshit comedy except deadpool which was destined to be hugely successful

Spider Man Homecoming and Thor Ragnarok were both comedies

Tfw out of all those choices it will probably be the beat or second best movie

Most people don't
As far as I can tell if the average person goes to see 1 movie a month, they consider themselves someone who "sees a lot of movies"

Every fucking Marvel movie is a quip-infested comedy.

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social media is a sign

There are showings for this tomorrow and next Saturday

Not really. Thor the Dark World and Winter Soldier were hardly comedies, they had moments of levity in them like 99% of movies but they weren’t the endless quipfests like Iron Man 3 that contrarians paint every marvel movie as

don't reply to the brazilian pajeet retard who unrionically posts Zack Snyder memes

Seething Incel

Bad news for Shazam then

100% mad
Well, I can agree on Winter Soldier, it's probably my favorite Marvel movie. But Thor is just garbage.

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Have (heterosexual) intercourse

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Aquaman 2.0

So, loved by its audience and commercially successful?

Eat meat

That's literally what I meant by my post.

J-JUST LIKE AQUAMAN RIGHT MOUSE BROS?

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There is no way Shazam is making a billion. And yes I will eat a blu-ray if it does

Shazam 1st trailer got 40 million views on the official channel and another 21 million on another channel that had foreign subtitles by the way

>It's going to flop hard, isn't it?
Judging by the reactions this far it won't flop

Doubtful. All my normie friends at work are fascinated. They keep asking me about the character. Several of the boomers have fond memories of the old show from the seventies. And best of all, every single trailer just looks fun as hell. This is going to be kidkino of the highest caliber.

When do the reviews come in ?

dececucks, when will they learn?

>I w-I was screwing in a bulb
AHAHAHA MEN ARE SUCH DUMB PIGS, RIGHT GIRLS?!

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....How the fuck is that SJW shit? It's a common joke about lightbulbs fucking up that used mostly in christmas movies. You reaching.

well >Tomorrow is the end of the Review Embargo
so I guess tomorrow is the day

Honestly feels like nobody cares about it

have snacks

>now we here to collect
>We
>He thinks he's part of something

I don't know if you´re being a troll or you're being serious. If it's the latter, then I'm sorry about your retardation.

he call captain marvel "CM", of course he's a retarded fanboy, no irony

>Thor the Dark World
>Not a comedy

It was barely a movie.

The Dark World was a joke. But it wasn't funny

I hope not, it looks so damn fun.

Shards of plastic in your gastrointestinal tract will most definitely result in peritonitis. There are professional blenders capable of reducing a blu ray to a powder fine enough to pass through your system with negligible damage. I suggest looking into one.

boomers and zoomers UNITE

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Based Boomer dad. I hope he loves it.

I love it

Well since Yea Forums seems to think it'll do well I assume it will. When has Yea Forums ever been right? They were wrong about Captain Marvel, they were wrong about Black Panther, they were wrong about Aqua Man, etc. It seems like the only time Yea Forums is right about something is when it's something non-controversial and everyone agrees with (like Ghostbusters or Solo going to flop), but most people think Shazam will flop, Yea Forums thinks it won't, threrefore it is guaranteed to flop.

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you typed all that shit just to sound like a retard in the end

I'm usually on the recieving end of this but

have sex
>they were wrong about Aqua Man
it made a billy though

last part was meant for this retard

youtu.be/NkhBx7bNMpc

I want to ____ Mary Marvel

>just say the word
F L O P

This

We can also go ahead and add Godzilla and Detective Pikachu

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superior spanish promo coming thru

youtu.be/ttQej4OSu4U

Enjoy a long, healthy marriage and have a loving family with

I like them both, but I love Bowie.

As hype as I am for king of the monsters, I don't think Godzilla fits in this pic
>Billy and Alita fucking
>Billy just won Alita a live PIkachu in a carnival game
>gojira is creeping behind them looking awkward
he needs his own meme desu

is this real

i love those deep, bigger-than-life voices in movie trailers
why don't americans do this anymore?

>but I love Bowie
Tbh the one you posted was dope and had more heart, but Bowie was the deciding factor for me. They're both great though, I'm so excited.

Shazaom will do fine. Capeshit can't lose unless it is directed by Snyder.

You and me both, bro.

Just came by to say the Shazam cartoon from 1981 is pretty good, specially the episodes written by Paul Dini

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Its real in my mind

>It's going to flop hard, isn't it?
Literally impossible unless it's Fan4stic bad
The movies budget is fucking nothing

I kind of hope that they make him and Freddie YouTubers, and that they get so popular that they support their whole family. It would be a nice update on Billy's career as a child radio personality.

> Dad saw a commercial for Capt Flatass and confused as all fuck
> I had to explain the whole licensing history then reassured him the Capt Marvel he read as a kid has a movie coming out as well

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>tfw I told my dad about the licensing dispute and he refused to see Cpt. Bitchface out of spite

many such cases

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>two tickets to the REAL captain Marvel movie pls

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am I a pedo if I fap to adult Darla?

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>but most people think Shazam will flop,
No they don't

Fuck yeah. That's exactly how I felt about it, too.

Fucking kek.

Just depends on China really. It's a family movie so it will easily break 300-400 million. After that it just depends on china.

Only problem is it doesn't have a hot chick, so that might kill it in china

wasn't shazam supposed to be a white supremacist, mysoginistic, alt-right superhero?

>read up on the history behind marvel's captain marvel
>it's considered one of the worst superheroes ever put on paper
geez, and they thought it would be a good idea to make a movie out of it?

That shirt is fucking awesome.

Not a chance
>fornite dances
>zoomer dances
>anti-white apehop music
>youtube aesthetics
>videogame sensibilities
>epicureanism as social currency inverted through solipsistic reddit fetish
>jewish actor pretending to be a christian man pretending to be a jew
>funkopop collecting betaplay signaling
>trendy stranger things executive decisions
This is a capeshit made by reddit for reddit. Regular capeshit was always bad enough but at least it didn't self consciously strain itself to have "meme moments" like this and GOTG turned it all up to 11.

like I give a shit where marvel dump their trash

Yes, we do

>Doesn't have a hot chick.
Correct. It has two.

Did any of Snyder's capeshit actually bomb? I don't even blame Justice League on him

all things that kids like

None.

yeah.... Shazam actually owned a slave. A real slave.

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Umm, it's starring a white male. Nothing is more disgusting.

I bet there's a solid amount of people who will see it when End Game comes out just to spite Marvel

So you're not Yea Forums even though you're posting here? Yea Forums is the only place I've seen saying this will bomb. There's also that one faggot from Yea Forums but I think he scours Yea Forums regularly for Shazam threads

Not unless you count Justice League as one of his

I'll go see it

based

is that under whiz or under action?

who's playing steamboat in the new motion picture?

you've seen the scene with the robbers?

that dumb monkey keeps DC from reprinting Shazam in any fucking omnibus. (possibly the same issue with ever reprinting Will Eisner's spirit but not sure about how the rights for that one work)

Whiz

Idris Elba

You guys need to find the comics. It's pretty hilarious. I'm surprised SJW's haven't found out yet.

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They should just put a big disclaimer on the front page like they do for their old Looney Tunes cartoons saying about how those prejudices were wrong then and wrong now

was it really wrong?

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BASED

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probably because dc shut them down

when do critic reviews come out?

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Fucking based.

that would make sense. (its not like kids are gonna read it anyway)

Tomorrow

thatt's actually some harmless, wholesome fun

based

Nailed it. Those are white guys in balaclavas pretending to be niggers. It's a veiled reference to Jussie Smollet.

Oh shit. Billy's getting stronger.

we need to ramp up production on the Shazam memes

we're way understocked

youtube.com/watch?v=1meSffUBGPo

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I love this guy's art style.

We need an update on the painted wall ad in Philly.

I have this saved incase the movie is a larger financial success than expected. I guess I have to wait
>only 70 days
To find out.

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Critics consensus: Shazam! is cute and comfy which is exactly what we need right now.

you better believe people are gonna shor out to a Godzilla film.

He's a pop culture icon. Black People love him. Asian people love him. White people love him. Godzilla is for everyone.

youtube.com/watch?v=PNyBWgOg7D0

youtube.com/watch?v=s1GlfHo6Dnc

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fucking based

So how many of thoses actors will actually be featured in this movie?

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all of them

Listen up here, bud. Did I really just see you post a youtube link thinking we Youtube Heroes were gone? Nice try but were still alive and kicking. I'm gonna make sure that your ass is reported so hard that even if you think about a Youtube video you'll be banned. Once I catch you and mass report all your videos I'll finally get to rank up and maybe I'll get a cut of the monetization from all those DMCA'd videos. Catch you on the flip side, racist.

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That pic's adorable. Who would be a good choice for Ibac? I unironically think Bautista would be perfect.

Not sure if we are getting all of them looking at the trailer

>pandering to every race with a kid
I'd say that's retarded but I have a feeling people will praise it so fuck it

i hate pandering, but I love this

better than the shit Captain Bitchface is doing

If I was Mexichad Shazam, I'd never change back.

Well, they are all foster kids.

youtube.com/watch?v=yW8MO4jAUH0

They are obviously not showing everything.

Based user keeping me optimistic

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>we
off you are self pal

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a TV channel in my country started running the old Shazam show due to the movie

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Shouldn't the shadow show the back side of Shazam? Why is it showing the front?

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>he does it twice
I'm dying

It's an edit. The second time Superman still has this logo.

It only cost like 50 million to make and will sell at least 650 million
It will be fine.

I want a live-action Kingdom Come so fucking bad.

Based wholesome Boomer show.

Magic. Combined with big dick energy.

ah

still funny though

2 morrow

it's not an edit
he does it twice and is tries a third time but superman grabs him and puts him in front of the thunderbolt and he switches to billy, then superman covers his mouth so he can't yell shazam again (the logo is just an animation mistake)
youtube.com/watch?v=JHqw4U0ARzc
Also this is what Snyder 'copied' to make the MoS fights

Oh, then it's an animation error. Can't blame me.

NIGGA U FEEL ME?

I SAID NIGGA, DO YOU FEEL ME?

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>still hasn't posted the best one

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Could Billy lift the Mjolnir?

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Fucking beautiful.

wouldn't need to

Tomorrow at 3pm PST

Billy would kick the shit out of brie and thor

I feel u boi!

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>every race with a kid
hard to believe but that's just normal white people foster parents

All of them are getting toys so it seems pretty likely.

We have seen their action figures and funko pops the whole Shazam family is going to be in the movie.