They ARE going to win, right?

Except Marvel.

Nope, he's just a symbol of gay bears or something.

Anyway Memeyman will save the day as per usual.

No, Thanos puts everyone in a Matrix like state. superheros and villains can now fuck shit up in their own dreamland

So you're going to ignore all the characters that died in all the movies, ok

With help lol, Ironman would have fucked him 1 on 1

Name like 5
Nightmare mode: not irrelevant nobodies (not so fast faggots from Thor 2)

quickman

Like who? The alien dad from GOTG?

Thanos erasing everyone would be too based to be true

listofdeaths.fandom.com/wiki/Marvel_Cinematic_Universe

Do you retards also complain that there's no consequences in long franchises like Mission Impossible, Harry Potter, 007, Batman, Star Wars, Fast and Furious Indiana Jones because the main heroes don't die?
No, you don't.

Why didn't Thanos just kill the avengers with his snap?

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unless he lifts the mjolnir

It's not about what's right, it's about what's fair. Thanos is MCU Harvey Dent.

OH NO NOT THE AGENT COULSON

god, chris looks like a such sympathetic and cool dude. I wish him the best

Cause it was meant to be, as he said before, random and dispassionate.

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Thanos was right though

You clearly didn't pay attention...

Because, just like in the comics, he's "supposed to lose" so he can't take the easy "I have literal god powers and can wipe out every single one of my enemies instantly" route, he has to leave avenues for him to be defeated

This is a fake.
>Captain Marvel kicks Thanos in the balls
>All the male Avengers wince and instinctively cover their nuts
>"RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES!" screeches Thanos before collapsing and writhing in pain
>"He's gonna be sore in the morning!" exclaims Captain America
>Thanos tosses Carol the Infinity Gauntley
>"Just dust me now and make the pain go away!"
That's the real version.

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They'll be reunited, won't they?

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>Rumlow, call the sanitation crew. That thing sweated all over this fine elevator.

what did he mean by this?

So Thanos is also the Beyonder?

no
she is

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if cpt america sacrifices himself his a hypocritical, glory-hogging, self-made martyr
he tells everyone "we dont trade lives"
but hes going to do that very thing

>another capeshit thread
O.K.

>They ARE going to win, right?
They have already lost, fair and square, and it was entirely their own fault.
What the fuck do people even expect from Endgame? Time travel aka absolute bottom of the barrel of storytelling?

You can never tell when they actually killed off a semi-important character that appeared in more than one film because they keep faking deaths and then actually giving them off screen send-offs. When are they going to kill off Coulson for real? And why do people really believe that the characters that got dusted really died?

>Rocket puts a paw over his eyes and whimpers

This is fake too. Thanos won't be defeated by Captain Marvel, but by the one he already lost once before.

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filthy homosexuals

omg
is this real?

wtf i love captain america now

I'M COMIN' ELIZABETH