Why didn't Peter tell MJ to fuck off and go for his cute neighbor
MJ was a terrible person in every fucking film
Why didn't Peter tell MJ to fuck off and go for his cute neighbor
Eli Russell
Angel Lewis
>penetrating a sl*v
What would Uncle Ben say?
Juan Flores
Peter Incel-Parker had a serious case of oneitis.
Eli Hill
Flat
Dominic Turner
>they’re as white as you can get, Peter. Keep the white race strong
Weird flex but ok raimi
Jonathan Anderson
MJ was played by a nudist
Carter Davis
I wish.
Brody Lopez
>cute
Aiden Sanders
I'd fuck Mageina right in vageina if you catch my drift
Dominic Nelson
>leave MJ for disgusting flat chest and no ass McGee
The only correct choice is pic related
Luke Howard
Slav girls are the best though
Owen Wright
MOMMY
Parker Gutierrez
She's clearly a jew
Kevin Rogers
>have prime K Dunst
>even thinking about ever leaving her
k dude
Sebastian Clark
>MJ was a terrible person in every fucking film
So? You can't really decide to stop being in love with someone, dude... People stay together with awful people all the time
Asher Moore
There's more to cuteness than looks user
Kayden Gray
That's her prime? Yikes!
James Watson
Jumanji was her peak, I wonder if Robin Williams got to fuck her
Oliver Phillips
I can
Robert Richardson
>perfect cunny
>perfect mommy
Landon Nguyen
Jonathan Ramirez
williams fucked them all with his turgid, excessively veiny 11 inch cock
Wyatt Bennett
>Mary Jane is supposed to be a gorgeous model
>cast this instead
What did they mean by this?
Benjamin Anderson
Gwen's tits really bloomed between HS and college. I bet those sick SJWs would have put HS Gwen on hormone blockers to keep her flat chested if they would have had their way.
Aiden Torres
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm pretty sure if you picked out some girls with runway model looks, I would say Dunst is hotter than some of them.
Jeremiah Ward
She looks like she fucks black guys
Ryan Taylor
Well, most people can't... Peter couldn't.
Alexander Long
I think uncle ben would take a slav over a jew or nigger any day
Asher Sanders
She still fucked a millionaire's son and A FUCKING ASTRONAUT
Blake Hall
>>perfect mommy
Christopher Turner
Wasn't she being secretly abused by her father while Peter masterbaited to the noises?
Mason Torres
>he hasn't seen the comic where she does
A-user I...
Jaxon Moore
I have some thin sweaters like this and my bf always call them fucking mommy sweaters from the 70s
Blake Robinson
FUcking kek
Parker Fisher
Thank god I stopped reading comics 10 years ago
Lucas Lee
>perfect mommy
Sebastian Nelson
Why didn't Peter kill all the kikes in New York like Uncle Ben asked him to in his dying breath? I thought he loved and respected his Uncle.
Nicholas Sanders
Nice
Jaxson Long
someone tweet this to Brie
Jordan Cooper
Look at this fuckin Garfield face....She looks like she's about to fall asleep all the time. WAKE UP BITCH! Jesus Christ...
Ethan Martinez
yeah, okay satan. Your triptrips cant fool me
Grayson Torres
>go for his cute neighbor
Though MJ is a total prick tease and overall bitch (and she fucked dem keedz)
neighbor has too many moles
watch Slav porn and get back to me
Liam Kelly
masturbated*
fucking underage shits
Alexander Butler
He would have slapped the shit out of Petter
Elijah Perry
no, just because uncle Ben had some of them in his basement doesn't make them the "best"
Adrian Perry
Uncle Ben doesn’t get to talk what with his dozens of half-gook rape bastards running around Vietnam.
Michael Campbell
Uncle ben would disown peter if he had anything of value but hes leaving nothing behind so he has the ultimate laugh
Andrew Diaz
>Peter, did I ever tell you about the time I had relations with a Slav? It was a different time and place back then. Darkies were still treated as third rate citizens and we had just gotten back from hunting gooks out in the East. There was this girl Peter, a Slav girl. My god did she ever bake the best cookies I have ever eaten. Peter, you need to promise me that if you ever come across a Slav girl who offers you cookies....now this is important Peter. You need to fuck her. You understand me Peter? Hard.....and deep. Will you do that for me Peter?
How did Rami get away with this?!
Nathan Gray
She also plays the hot Librarian on The Magicians.
Asher Edwards
Because she was a whore who liked being choked
Justin Wood
"Peter! Why, I didn't hear you knocking. Let me finish getting dressed and I'll be right out."
Matthew Barnes
even better
Chase Barnes
Meth Damon's dick slowly morphs everything he fucks into looking like Meth Damon. Fucking powerful.
Colton Brown
"I'm something of a race traitor myself"
Grayson Bailey
Ain't much slavs in US, especially in NYC. They may have slavic names, but most of them are either russian jews or polish jews or whatever else sort of jewdom.
Ian Smith
For real Ursula would have bent over backwards to please Peter, but noooo he wanted that icy traitorous bitch that always friendzoned him.
Hudson Mitchell
...
Angel Lewis
She looks like Peter herself here
Benjamin Thompson
Also posting the most beautiful woman in the trilogy
Carter Bennett
Best girl right here
Ayden Murphy
the roast is toast
Adam Johnson
Why does her face look copypasted on lmao
Grayson Wright
Camden Cook
>at her prime
Get a load of this pleb
Thomas Barnes
patrician choice
Cooper Morris
John Cooper
whats the point of getting married if your wife will just look like this in a decade
Lucas Bennett
Move it football head!
Caleb Williams
Fear of being branded as a fag.