I should've spent more time arguing on Yea Forums

>i should have gotten more dubs

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>I should've saved more awful copies with amateur brushwork
At least look up the original, dumbass.

Based

An ord men firred with regrets waiteen to die arone

>*coughs blood*
>just one more time
>s-
>sn
>snee-
>ugh
>...

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>yes daddy, you were a big guy
>you always loved for me to tell you that
>and you always had the same response...

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I regret nothing

This keeps me up at night.

how would you respond if your child would say baneposting is stupid

>It was wrong of me to call Sneedposters cringe. I realize now that they were heroes fighting against a corrupt system

>baneposters
>having children

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>Yea Forums... yes, I remember. The television board. My taste was always superior.

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>tfw you're to old to do the authentication dab to get onto Yea Forums and discuss the latest Disney movies

I'd say "someone get this hothead out of here!"
alternatively, I'd throw a bucket of ice cold water on his head

I'm glad I'll probably get diabetes, die with a heart attack and won't live long enough to be this wrinkly.

>i should've spent more time saying nigger

I've been looking at old pictures and movies from the 2000s and I've realized that I totally wasted my youth here, on this fucking website. Instead of going out and socializing and enjoying the world I spent my teenage years cooped up in my bedroom making posts on Yea Forums which I no longer remember. Fuck all of you.

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>i was off by one

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Hahaha you fucked up bud, I spent my late teens/early twenties being a degenerate fuck and loving every laugh. Now I've embraced being a 30 year old boomer and talking shit on a Polynesian spearfishing enthusiasts forum

Redeemed

Nice digits

m-miss you just had a quad?

Not today gramps

You can die in peace now, gramps.

we're all gonna make it bruhs : )

This. It feels fucking amazing being a sanctimonious cunt to zoomers while I'm sitting comfortably in my 30s knowing full well I was an absolute degenerate in my youth coming out the other end red pilled and unscathed. Just makes it that much better.

*cough
check em sonny

Same. How the fuck do I pull it around bros? It’s just not possible to leave this place for good when you don’t have a circle of friends

Man shitposting in your 80s must be so fucking great.
I can only imagine the joy William Shatner get's

Aging sounds fucking horrifying. I think dying young is far preferable to being old.

>90yo shitposter
>spamming we're all gonna make it
user i....

what you look like at 60 if you smoke cigarettes and never exercise (1/2/3/4pl8 at least 4 times a week)

GET ME ANOTHER COLOSTOMY BAG 'FORE I PISS MESELF

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Honestly dying in some accident during your 40's seems like an alright way to go, provided it's not drawn out. I really don't know how I'd handle being alive at 90 or so but unable to cook, clean, drive, or walk under my own power.

You could still shitpost

unironically marlon brando

>implying I'm gonna live past 30
I'm blowing my brains out on that exact day. Fuck getting old

>WAS GETTING GROUNDED PART OF YOUR PLAN?

Missing out, dude. 30s are kino as long as you're not some broke loser.
Save the an hero for 55-60, assuming you don't have grandkids by then, cuz you'll stick around for them. They all do.

is it bad if I wanna breed this horrible goblina

>implying someone that posts Bane memes can have children

Kids this is what degenerate boomer cope looks like.

lol

Witnessed, RIP user

IF I HAD ANY ADVICE
IT WOULD BE TO DRINK MORE
So that you don't remember...the life that you had...
There.
*GLUG GLUG GLUG*
*SNORT*
WWWWWOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

There's no time like the present

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It was shit at first but he ran it back towards the end.
Dare I say Kino.

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This, but unironically.

I should've checked more dubs

it all works out in the end

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>more
Not possible.

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...

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I can not wait to see the first bane themed funerals on this board in forty years.

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Human civilization as we know it will not be around in 40 years.

>It's a Truman grows old and fondly looks at back at all his "It's a Truman X episode" posts on Yea Forums episode

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i want a sneed funeral

Based.

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Sure it will, incel

What are you not telling us?

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Formerly user
(1988-2091)

It's all already been said in one form or another.

Have sex lmao

>2049. I am forgotten.

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kek. underrated post

I have easily wasted over 20,000 hours on this website and I'm still not sure whether I regret it

Time to build my bunker then!

Climate change/failing morality and degenerate societies/late capitalism/rampant immigration/economic decline/A.I. will all easily add up to an ultra-bloodbath sometime within the next 3 to 4 decades. This will be the bloodiest, most cruel century in all of human history.

old man look at my dubs, they're a lot like yours were x2
*gentle acoustic riff*
Old man look at my dubs, 44 and theres so much more, stirring shit with a forum post, that makes me think of you, flame wars and mocking whores, spending time alone indoors, getting dubs with 3's and 4's, checkin them for you...

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But as a young man i can justify it but remembering i enjoyed my time here

> FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS

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Wishful thinking.
This shit is just going to go on and on.

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Don’t forget you’re here until 85

It will all come crashing to an end. Entropy always wins.

you wish, fat americans die of diabetes by 63

There’s a lot of vegans and vegetarians out there today; so maybe not

ya know, in the end, i guess i was pretty based after all

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Checked

Based and sad

Enough time to get through med school, twice.

>there will be at least one human being who's last word will unironically be "Sneed"

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I never would have done that though, I mostly regret not watching more movies and playing vidya

I saw the ideas the i injected on Yea Forums become talking points, then memes, then reality.
The time i spent on this site will never be a reason for regret for i done some needed damage and its permanent, i vandalized reality and i didn't do it for personal gain, i did it out of spite, the stank of the psychological shit i took will remain long after i am gone, nobody will ever know it was me, nobody could ever tell, you don't even have to believe me to be affected by the things i started.
This is what you get, this is what you deserve, as i slowly drift to my grave i got nothing but reasons to laugh.
and laugh i did.

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You don't what know shit could be like in 50-70 years man, they'll probably put your old ass in a matrix coffin so your final moments will be bliss before being euthanized