"My hands are registered as lethal weapons."

He was an idiot

6’5, would beat the shit out of that manlet

Bruce was a wimp.
youtube.com/watch?v=w4rBq2ejFHk

He was a vapid asshole dude. Part of his legend too. You have no clue.

He isn't a black male so Tarantino hates him

Who’s feet will be shown?

Hands down the best part of trailer.

chinks didnt go through 400 years of slavery and opression

chinks' entire history is oppression like most cultures

In his bravest move yet, it will be Tarantino's toes

Yeah they went through about 5000 years of enslaving eachother

why do normies like tarantino so much?

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Local retard can't take a fucking screenshot

Because recognizable pop culture references, pseudointellectual diatribes that don't reveal anything interesting but usually regurgitate accepted platitudes, nihilistic quasi-sadist jokey violence and an easily-accessible, stageplay cinematic style when he isn't directly copying other directors
Basically the same reasons they like Rick and Morty

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every footfriend wishes it'd be Margot's, because her feet are godly
but seeing as Tarantino is as pleb as it goes footwise, he'll probably shove some ugly soles on screen

That's not brave, brave would be Krysten Ritter and Brie Larson foot wrestling and whoever loses Tarantino has to give a foot bath with his tongue.

His movies are legitimately well made but he makes it flashy and dums it down enough for even the dumbest backwoods individual to understand, then when said individual finds out 1 or 2 clues that aren't immediately obvious it gives them the impression that they're actually smart and know what brilliant filmmaking is.

You watch anime, you have no room to talk.

it's a black male thang

That's not brave, that's just a snuff film for footfags.

It's gonna be her and the Manson girls including Fanning. They're all frolicking and barefoot throughout.

>Korean shapeshifting goomonster fetish porn
>anime

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the songs. random shit like a shot of a character walking on the pavement has some pop song playing in the background that makes normies go "ooooh i like that..."

You don't know that for sure. Stop jumping to conclusions cuntlinger.

I've decided to stop enjoying things. I plan on hating this movie and telling everyone why it's bad and they should feel bad for liking it even if it's actually good.

After Hateful 8 it's understandable

>dishonorabu muh punchy chink man
news flash: no one takes chinks seriously

>getting mad about a fake bruce lee in a fictional movie

I am totally convinced by this guy who did not know Bruce.

why would he pick the two ugliest actresses i guess they'd be the only ones down for it

>6’5, would beat the shit out of that manlet
Sure kid,whatever you say

mma exposed these kung fu "masters" hard

No little chinese man is skilled enough to beat up multiple people at once with finger pokes, they can't take down a trained fighter, they are a complete joke

>No little chinese man is skilled enough to beat up multiple people at once with finger pokes, they can't take down a trained fighter, they are a complete joke
Bullshit. You fat mma fans are living in a fantasy world.
kys you worthless fatty
Any kung-fu master would whip the shit outta any mma loser

That's the point, they have the worst feet. Ritter is hot other than the gargoyle feet but Brie is an all around pig and ugly inside and out. She also has a terrible case of toenail fungus.

I'd been you into the shadow realm kiddo, get in my guard.

I don't even think that's necessarily the case, normies and tarantino movies are weird. For example I remember at uni almost everyone in the class thought pulp fiction was 100% serious and was about how drug abuse was bad.
Also you got a bunch of Normie's that saw kill bill vol. 1 and never saw the second part. None of them have seen Jackie Brown, Hateful 8, and they don't even know that inglorious bastards was made by Quentin or have ever seen it because they just thought it was a boring war movie. Granted I live in Texas so take that as you will, it's been my experience with people over here anyway.

...

120lbs can't do shit in a fight

>120lbs can't do shit in a fight
120lbs can whip the shit outta a 6'5" 240lb man in a fight.
Go back to /fit/ with the rest of the delusional losers

>120lbs can whip the shit outta a 6'5" 240lb man in a fight.

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>Ugly ass fatso DiCaprio as the actor
>Pitt as the actor's stunt double
lmao

6'5'' man would drop down like a fly if got hit in the throat like any other guy

stop watching anime so much

Happens all the time autist.
Stick to things you know like fake Chinese cartoons.

stop being a retard

This. What the fuck? I guess it's because Pitt is more believable as a guy who can kick some ass but still.

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He has a cool name. Rolls off the tongue.

>LE BASED STONE TOSS COMIC XD
>Not enjoying every part of a beautiful woman from her hair to her toes

Have you came out to your parents yet or are you gonna stay in the closet until after they die?

its because Pitt is fitt while Leo has never seen the inside of a gym. Makes perfect sense.

not even comparing both in terms of acting, but Leo has more presence and charisma than Pitt, which is what put them both in the same ranking as actors, seeing as Pitt is far more attractive

kino scene

Not him, but I still haven’t seen it. It’s been sitting in my DVR for 2 years but I can’t bring myself to watch it. Is it that bad? Barring the SLJ BJ shit, I mean. I liked Inglorious, I hated Django.

That sick fuck Tarantula is gonna show the feet of that little girl, the one who deserves an Oscar for saying Dicaprio's a great actor and making it believable in the trailer, watch.

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Walton Goggins is great in it, other than that it's pretty mediocre.

It's much more dialogue-focused than Django and features only a few firefights
But it has some really "We had to do this to drag out the film" moments and completely wasted the 65mm widescreen format
He included that in the advertising for film nerds but every shot in the movie aside from a collective 5 minutes of outdoor shots is flat mid interiors or close ups in a shack that doesn't change its lighting or anything the whole movie
It's like an antithesis to a real western

Pretty much what I feared. One day. If only for Kurt Russell.

Does Tarantino watch Delray Misfits? The whole exchange between Lee and Brad Pitts character is almost exactly like a conversation Big Lenny had with someone, Brad I think.

he defaces himself. in his generation X hubris he cant allow himself to be excelent and refined even when he could even if he has the talent.
he is afraid of being serious and showing a non ironic dedication to his craft

I`M BRUCE LEE MORTY
youtube.com/watch?v=xFeJU2fIKlY

Wouldn't be the first time he's copypasted dialogue and scenes from other movies
Brian De Palma at least warps/transforms the things he copies, Tarantino just regurgitates

I appreciate the math in all that but that's obviously an underage leg, grown women's legs don't look like that at all

btw in the film Pitt is more the main character than Dicaprio. He's the one who moves the plot forward and who has the most character development. Also there is a flashback of when the two characters arrive in LA decades before and Pitt is the cool guy. Overall he's much more likeable than Dicaprio's character.

>wait here til I find a stepladder so I can hit you in the throat

Bruce Lee actually advocated multi discipline in fighting. He was pretty adamant that KungFu in itself was too much horseshit after watching grapplers and Thai fighters pick off KungFu masters.

You gotta realize back then people were dead set on learning one style of martial arts. Lee wanted to incorporate more into his style.

Dude may not reign supreme in a modern MMA fight but he legitimately fucked up other one trick pony martial artists.

Plus he added strength training and conditioning to his regiment which is pretty much what modern fighters do. Back then people thought lifting weights = muh muscles too bulky.

Footfags irreparably btfo

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You're being ridiculous. No one can make even a shitty home movie with "ironic dedication" due to the effort it takes, much less a fully-fledged film like Tarantino.

You mean toes?

It's a Tarantino movie without iconic dialogue with the exception of, for better or for worse, the big black dingus scene.

I hated it. But I was also in a Poirot movies vibe those days so the treatment of the murder mystery in that movie was not only bad it was also boring

Do you think Quentin and Dan Schneider run an underground underage foot fetishist cabal?

He was just another new age eastern mysticism faggot martial artist, only difference was that he was actually asian and decent in movies (though jackie chans stunt work and directing puts him to shame)

Truth is he had very little experience with grappling and his little faggot ass would get manhandled by any experienced judo/ wrestler/ jiu jitsu fighter. He surrounded himself with this aura that he was some incredibly talented fighter when he never actually fought much at all. All i can think of is that sparring footage where he kicks some guy in the chest and the story about him beating the guy in his dojo with like 3 different recounts of how it happened

Dude could kick fast, thats about it

I don't think, I know. I was one of their toe slaves. THEY TOOK TURNS LICKING MY SOLES!

It's funny seeing Hong Kong legends like Jackie and Sammo having to be all respectful of Bruce Lee's career and how his movies are great and how they were stuntdoubles for him when their work has far away eclipsed Bruce's career.

youtube.com/watch?v=nOodKRhf59s
germany already did that

But Tarantino's a boomer and every boomer on Earth worships him and believes all the mystical carny myths about him.

It's almost like Bruce Lee died or something

this makes me happy

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where did you get this info?

if you want to argue that one people share one experience, wich you basically do, chinks win the opression olympcis easy peasy. i´m not a chink, not asian, i´m european. the chinks win. look into their history, look at the piles upon piles of corpses they built their dynastys on and look at the piles of corpses those dynastys created when they collapsed. the chinks where ruled by an external race for quite some time as well. no people have historicaly been fucked as hard as the chinks. your perspective on slavery is soley focused on america, because you are a self centred american.
talking about opression while you swim in luxury. fucking revolting.

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ITT: People with woman tier understanding of the effect upon a person training, experience and dedication can have.

My dick is registered as a weapon of ass destruction.

Yeah, man ass

>weight doesn't affect a fight
explain weight classes in competitions
>0 real fights recorded
the only people with no understanding of fighting is Lee fanboys

We all look the same from the back.

You know that most of Asian martial arts is WWE fake right? They require a willing participant to actually work against. You can't bring that shit to a real fight and win. That's why MMA and UFC are so big, that's real fighting. No Jap or Chink has beat up all the westerners with their ancient kung fu shit. Some techniques are valid, but most of it is just flowery dancing.

What about pressure point striking? I heard that shit is legit.

I'm European and can confirm this

leak from a couple months ago

youtube.com/watch?v=kL3VzjcptBI

It's not legit. Sorry man

Think about it, if it was real why don't you see it being used in MMA and UFC? If it was real people would absolutely being taking advantage of it

Bruce Lee would probably be able to hold his own against Brad Pitt but he was mostly a fraud, movie fighter

youtu.be/LZ6j0i0LxNo

Stay mad footfag

My gym bro told me about this law in highschool and I thought it was cucked bullshit. We live in America not the UK.

What is the plot of the film supposed to be?

>retarded niggerfaggot can't read and doesn't see I enjoy all beautiful parts of beautiful women equally STATED IN MY FUCKING POST

Kill yourself degenerate faggot.

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>if someone kills you with their hands they're free to go

Are you retarded?

>vice
trash.jpg

>if you know how to defend yourself you should be fucked harder than a guy who accidentally is able to defend himself

Are you retarded?

>Everyone is having a good time
>Smelly yuropeasant shows up and tries to ruin it for everyone and starts crying about America

Rent free. Neck yourself lad.

No, haha no. Just no.

Pressure points work when severe pressure is applied to a large area in general, The human body is set up so if you get struck in a pressure point you just move on because your whole body is essentially a pressure point

Sure things like Liver punches will work but with the same amount of force you can crush someones wind pick. Pressure points attacks don't work.

The only time a pressure point really works is when the body itself is in a position where anymore force will destroy that section. It's like certain leg locks will destroy your knee, your pressure point will only start going REE right before it snaps.

tldr if you knock someone out or knock the wind out of them it will be your bodies functioning fucking up not your pressure point

>Lena Dunham is in this movie
Dropped

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It's gotta be fake. No martial arts place tells you "oh yeah you have to be put on some registry to git gud"

>Pageant contestant vs. BJJ black belt
now show me a Bruce Lee student against a real fighter

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It doesn't work that way. If you kill someone in a fight and it was on accident not clearly intentional and you were defending yourself, you are free to go.

In american law 2 things are required to charge someone with the crime. The actus rectus (guilty act has to have occured) and mens rea (guilty mind).

so while the crime has been committed as in the guy is dead, you weren't trying to kill him just defend yourself you lack the 2nd part

10 inch lower leg is normal for an adult woman dude. Her toenails too look like they belong to an adult

>muh manchu
Literally not even that bad when compared to the assyrians

Lee is more alpha than a farmer fuck like Jackie ever will be. Read his fucking biography sometime. Even reading between the lines, it's so goddamn obvious Chan got lucky and was in the right place at the right time. Bruce or Brandon would've eclipsed him if they lived and Crow is still better than anything Jackie has ever done. The most impressive thing Chan has done is not die when trying to kill himself and not go poor when trying to burn up his money.

well I mean they were literally being bred to be weak and docile by the ruling classes for hundreds of years.

"measuring against the linchpin" Why do you think the chinese have to dope their athletes so hard

>The most impressive thing Chan has done is not die when trying to kill himself and not go poor when trying to burn up his money.

And being the better actor, director and stuntman desu

...Jackie Chan was a child actor you moron. he spent a decade learning his trade, did a shit ton of films because he was trained for a decade then worked his way up in film when they saw how talented he was

then john woo noticed him. do some research you bitch

but that's why Bruce was legit.
He's seen as one of the early pioneer's of what we now call MMA.

He recognized the flaws of the old strict Asian martial arts. And combined them into a more fluid, practical combat ready fight style

His big break wasn't with fucking Woo, you retard. Do your fucking homework or at least read the cliff notes of his goddamn Wikipedia page before spouting off with your Chinatown bullshit.

He's just a glorified CCP stuntman.

if tarantino shits on bruce i'll take back everything bad i have ever said about him. bruce lee was a twat and i'm so sick of his retarded fan base that eats up all that legendary he said she said bullshit. he was a midget that knew how to fight on camera, that's it, get over it

Misquoted second response. He's a terrible director and actor. He's a good stunt director, that's it.

kung fu is fucking cringe. nobody really gives a shit about it that's why Into the Badlands is already over

Because it would be lethal, and lethal techniques aren't allowed in MMA or UFC.

its so bad they wont even air the last eps

bruce lee is such a joke that joe rogan could probably beat the shit out of him LOL
now watch the lee fans have an autistic shit fit over this

This. All these Shitposters has no idea what the fuck they’re talking about. Would he had been a world class fighter? Probably Not, but he was legit and actually started fights with dudes who were much bigger than him and survived.

There is no Bruce Lee movie that is better than Project A.
Bruce Lee is an overrated hack. BTFO by every real martial artist that ever worked with him.

Jackie at least has the decency of just making good movies that stand the test of time. Even at the old age of 64 he can crank up a Foreigner and still shit in Bruce Lee's entire filmography. Bruce Lee's work in comparison has aged terribly

Yup. My reaction exactly. I was going to see it in theaters but not anymore.

>actually started fights with dudes who were much bigger than him and survived
oh dear, he actually believes those stories. lmao

Ya seething simp?

why the fuck would tarantino make fun of bruce lee, whos probably the only reason he knows about the one inch punch he included in kill bill?

BECAUSE HE'S A FAGGOT ALRIGHT?

Either you’re a zoomer or a nigger, but you’re fucking retarded

maybe he likes the guys movies but knows he was a douche irl?

Based retarded nigger or white “guilt” men

t. Plebbitor

Finally someone said it

idk man i feel like bruce lees kind of a sacred cow to tarantino and i dont think he would actually criticize him

i don't remember tarantino ever saying anything about bruce lee anywhere. his favorite kungfu movie is five fingers of death and lee isn't in it...

>Bruce Lee is an overrated hack. BTFO by every real martial artist that ever worked with him.
literally every artist that fought against him said the contrary

That's not what I was arguing though, user. I was just saying a smaller person who is trained will beat a larger untrained person. I don't think being heavier and more physically powerful is a liability. Nor was I saying Bruce Lee is some GOAT fighter. He did alot of things for show but he knew some stuff. Not as much as people hype him up to have, though. But him up against BJJ or a Shaolin Kung Fu practitioner
and he'd probably be memed.
What this guy said is largely true. Most Asian martial arts started out historically as life or death serious stuff, but over time became more artsy and less practical and more "spiritual" and you have to know your stuff and know which schools still teach the old ways if you want to learn anything real.

Gene Lebell said multiple times that he pretty much manhandled Bruce
He would go so far to say that Ronda would've beat him

I meant to reply to this, oops

>the 9th film by QT
Could you get any more pretentious than that

>I was just saying a smaller person who is trained will beat a larger untrained person.
christ just shut the fuck up, a midget asian isn't going to beat up someone that is larger and heavier than him. if you have 50 pounds and 6 inches on someone, you're going to win and it doesn't matter how well trained his fucking kicks are

There were already people doing that before Lee was even born.

i don't even know what people are offended by
the film is some quirky shit that isn't meant to be taken seriously

Why? Was he a celibate or something?

bruce lee fans are a special type of stupid. you say one thing bad about him and they have a shit fit

>”Bruce Lee was an entertaining fellow who was very knowledgeable and very good at what he did. People may wonder just how good a martial artist he was. Well, as I said earlier, he was the best of his time.”
>”"Bruce loved to learn grappling, he ate it up! He said that people would never go for it in movies or TV because the fights are over too fast and most of the good stuff was hidden from view. He said they wanted to see fancy kicking, acrobatics, and weapons -- he was a savvy showman who knew how to give 'em exactly what they wanted. I wish he could be around now to see how well grappling is doing these days. I remember one time he kicked me really hard. I remember thinking it was a good thing he only wore a size 6 shoe instead of a 14 like me, otherwise that kick would have sent me to China! He was strong for his size, lemme tell ya”
Yeh, you’re full of shit

>believing a bunch of mystical shysters trying to protect the business
It's their own version of "kayfabe" like pro wrestling. It's the same as old carny wrestling promoters spinning tall tales of Andre the Giant being 7'5 and 700 pounds.
These people spread a bunch of bullshit that clueless baby boomer marks and it's astounding these stories even persist.

he's the most accessable and therefore most popular auteur film maker

QT worships Lee too much to do that.

I received instruction in one of the martial arts when I was a young man. It most definitely came in handy that one brief moment in my life when I had to duke it out with a guy that had a foot and some 70 lbs on me.

what kind of normie pop culture references are in his movies? none come to mind
or do you mean that his movies are quotable?

Why do all discussions on Yea Forums about Bruce Lee instantly jump straight to "I could beat him up irl"

"When I got to the set Benny pointed Bruce out and told me to go put him in a headlock or something Well, I'm a good employee and I always listen to the boss, so I went over to grab Bruce and he starts making all those crazy noises he became famous for. As a joke, I picked him up and put him on my shoulder in a fireman's carry kind of thing, then I ran down the length of the set and back again. Bruce says "put me down or I'll kill you". So I run down the set again and he says, "put me down" and I say "I can't put you down or you'll kill me".

Because he was a tiny chink who was full of himself

But fatty-fat basement-dwelling white people are beloved by all? You might want to really examine how people look at you, boy

hahaha. are you a midget?

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Greatest thing chan did was kick his dyke daughter out. Even in his tell all confessional memoirs he neglected to mention her. Based

I'm big in Japan, desu.

>literally linked someone who bulks up for magazine shoots vs someone actually trained to fight

is this the calibre of bruce lee fanboys?

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Your girth doesn't give you strength, big boy

White men hate non white men.

he always did

He'd still beat the absolute shit out of (You), even while dead

>Vice
Really dude?

What are you basing this on?

This and the tugowar are the only good >rocktoss comics

Jews feel incredibly threatened by east asiand on all fronts, so they constantly seek to diminish and emasculate asians in the media. Tarantino just married into the tribe amd has long been a loyal goyim lackey to the Hollywood jews. He avoids casting asian actors and even in Kill Bill the asian badasses were all females.

>150 pounds vs 250
>150 pound guy is 4 inches taller
my sides what are they fucking talking about, the bodybuilder manlet is 220 max and the other guy is 170 minimum

why does my dick feel like its gonna fall off when i do jumping jacks?

I dunno, could be a midget

Bruce Lee was far ahead of the curb. He advocated having a well rounded fighting style that included whatever was useful from other styles. He was a precursor to modern MMA philosophy. You are a brainlet with a youtube comment section level of martial arts knowledge.

goddamn at least racists are honest about their feelings

you people rationalize your fear of black people as a mythical angry revenge thug on "years of slavery and oppression" (a thing you'd never give to spaniards after 8 centuries of muslim+jewish oppression)

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Based retard

yea thats pure bullshit. the taller guy is definitely at least 180, he has a longer reach, and he's taller. bodybuilder is probably like 200 max.

Meme-worthy lines. D I N G U S

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Why does every discussion about Lee circle around "I could beat his ass" or "he was legit he's the best martial artist of history"? He was a filmmaker, not a fighter. Can't we talk about his fucking movies? This thread looks like the comment section of a MMa On Point youtube video

You're saying Bruce Lee couldnt fight??!

his movies are fucking awful

tarantino was supporting feminism before it was cool

the plot of le Bruce Lee? xD
do you know Bruce Lee Morty? ^^
He is in the movie Morty :D

We don't watch movies around these parts.

Because anyone with a brain is sick to death of hearing baby boomers going on about a 120 pound manlet being an untouchable god because they watched too many movies and got sold on rumors and falsehoods.

They're not particularly good
Eclipsed by almost everyone who came after him.

meh. outside of MMA pure BJJ doesn't work at all in a fight. there's a couple reasons. I've had someone try to arm lock me before from guard position before, then I proceeded to start ripping part of his cheek off.

Sorry if you go to break someone's arm, be prepared to lose a large part of your face in real life.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yko1xLF7AQU

He was probably raped by his mother's vagrant courtiers as well.

it's clearly what he wanted people to talk about
now he has to sleep in the bed he made

a little bit of humility or simple self awareness can go a long ways

Not gonna watch this movie.

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His attitude, completely documented. Dude had a giant ego about what an incredible martial artist he was yet has no actual match of anything recorded

His movies are literally about half references to pop culture and especially film and comic book nerd trivia
Entire ten-minute plus diatribes are dedicated in his movies to things like superman, legends/folklore, pop culture celebrities and more
If you don't catch him literally stopping scenes to have a character namedrop pop culture for five minutes at a time you've not watched any of his movies
It's a tremendous amount of his popularity, since millenials and gen x have been programmed to clap and go "OOH I RECOGNIZE THIS!" whenever they hear or see something they know
But again, bringing up De Palma, it doesn't evolve or celebrate film
De Palma will rip off a scene or shot or dialogue from a movie, and even entire movies, but he'll spin it and try out technique that wasn't used there or wasn't possible at the time
One of my favorites being re-enacting the Touch of Evil opening long take in Phantom of the Paradise
If Tarantino did it, it'd be a complete recreation, with the only difference maybe being the characters' skins and the costumes/set and the explosion being better
But De Palma added split screen, multiple, continuous perspective shots, made the car itself a prop for the scene that was in itself a fake stageshow performance and some other things that make it both a love-letter to the scene and a way of a great filmmaker building off of another
Tarantino is just a pop trivia deck of cards, he's not an artist

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A Texas ranger?

>any martial art
>actually working in real fight
grabbing someones throat is more effective than any choke hold, slamming his head into a wall or the ground is more effective than any punch
the key to fighting is just attacking someone like a maniac then biting their throat when the opportunity comes up

>Bruce Lee exclusively fucked white women
BASED

Probably, Tarantino is an unoriginal hack

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big words buddy

>half-german

Pitt has ugly nostrils. Look at his pics when he was younger before he got a nose job. Also acne scars. DeCaprio just needs to exercise.

I mean so of the basic frame work is legit. Positions in BJJ make sense, how to throw a punch in boxing, out of all the shit wresting is the most realistic of all the shit.

I double legged the guy, he pulled guard and started going for an arm lock with his legs. His friends where like "OHHH SHIITT HERR IT COMES", I know enough where I knew what he was doing, so I proceeded to shove my thumb in his mouth and hooked his cheek. After about 2 seconds and blood coming out mixed with screaming he stopped. He couldn't straight me out without ripping half his face off and at that point I told him "MY FUCKING ARM, YOU ARE GOING FOR MY FUCKING ARM, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, NEXT IS YOUR EYE" and I was going for his eye with my other hand.

After that he realized I wasn't going to let my arm be broke without him losing his face and his eye. That friendship ended badly

Based

Ahead of the curb for a bunch of old kung fu shut-ins running the Chinese equivalent of a McDojo.
Many law enforcement agencies had been stressing the philosophy Bruce Lee "pioneered" since the late 1800's.

Da foot man rip off other cave painting
Da foot man no smart but talk much
Da foot man like make bleed red-red lot but only for laugh
Da foot man like Dizzy Father-Father and Small Boy

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Yeah but could he dance?

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blidf is here

Bruce Lee is based as fuck, he used groin kicks and eye pokes. More effective than mma shit tbqh

The guy came at me with one of these! These physiological techniques definitely work, otherwise I would be dead.

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You're retarded. Good luck trying to rip my cheek off while i completely tear you arm off in a second.

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Schlemenko does spinning heels, knees, spinning elbows to livers all the time

Bruce Lee was a ballroom dancing champion

He is the '58 Hong Kong Cha-cha champion. A better record than his actual martial arts record

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>actually thinking this

>A better record than his actual martial arts record
fitting

Except, all the best martial arts that actually works originated from japan you niggerlover..

Liar

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Lee's first job in the US was as a dancing teacher

Why is Jackie Chan so awesome? He has done more for the Chinese people than the Chinese Communist Party.

He cares about moviemaking

said the chink lover

Why are you guys so offended by a moment of comic relief?

>neo-nazi comic

bold move posting it outside of /pol/

To Bruce Lee dorks the dude is a literal god

says the nigger.

That award definitely isn't being held at the same distance as his face is

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Nice strawman

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SMILING AND DANCING MARGOT xD
LE MAKING IT HAHA

says the chink

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But he is in Chinese Communist Party

>have to register deadly weapons
>commiefornia

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so you are a nigger though lmao

Yeah I'm sure you could pick any 25-40 year old man off the street who wouldn't get bitch slapped by professional fighters

so you are an asian manlet though lmao

Also when he made those Hong Kong movies before he became famous in the west?

youtube.com/watch?v=rh7dc9TzYDU

Polanski thought Lee was the killer at the time

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Nothing wrong with that user
A government taking care of its country and ignoring other countries' laws and sensibilities to the point that it's called an enemy by its leaders while simultaneously buying up those same countries is pretty cool desu

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Bruce Lee literally created his own mixed martial art, for fucks sake.

and 0 UFC fighters train that innefective crap

mmamania.com/2017/8/20/16176164/video-professional-russian-mma-fighter-kills-powerlifting-champion-in-brutal-street-fight-mma
UFC is a sport.

Excuse me, faggot?

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>"be water my friend"

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>"Don't get punched in the brain, moran"

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that coat/gloves/glasses/bowl-cut combo is /fa/ as fuck

you are not special in any way, dumbass

largely this, but MMA is a bit faggoty and plays to the grapplers - make the arena bigger and make the floor hard. If grapplings as hot shit as all the BJJ guys tell me it shouldn't make much of a difference.

>MMA is a bit faggoty
Yeah, it's two brute sweaty dudes hugging it out. IRL, you will get head kicked in. Never go to ground.

So you admit it

it's not illegal to lick a 10yo's feet

No, what is special about Japan is that is has an unbroken lineage of teachers and student for a longer time than anyone else. Boxing certainly has flaws but punching people in the face is a technique that cannot be denied, similarly the sword techniques used in the middle ages and rennaisance are still viable depending on the armour and weapon of the attacker. Shit if you want to get real the best martial arts technique is to to draw a concealed pistol and then fire it at your opponent, pretty sure that one was invented and perfected by the west.

all asians are assholes

>UFC is a sport.
nice excuse dweeb

Tarantino is above all an American director. He likes American pop culture, which includes blaxploitation, but Bruce Lee is a foreigner. A cool foreigner but still a foreigner that need to be humble down by all-American Brad Pitt. Maybe it's like that black woman from The Hateful Eight, she was a strong black woman married to a white dude (progressive pet) but she hated Mexicans for no goddamn reason

I'm mad but not about a personal attachment to Lee, more that the exchange seems like Tarantino going "move out of the way old and busted, no one cares about you anymore, this is what real cinema is, isn't that right ladies? Brad Pitt WOO!!" He seems like such a stuck up condescending asshole ever since fame got to him despite his persisting ridiculous supernerd persona, and it's leaking into his films.

He's a talentless hack who know what to put into his movies from other movies. That's about it.

You don't shit where you eat.

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There are many ways to worship a person. Remember tha.t Tarantino mentioned that he wished Bruce Lee was still alive for casting him in Kill Bill but most probably he'd have him job to The Bride™. I think it's like those kung fu flicks that spent like a hour showing the horrible Japanese invaders kicking the kung fu masters's asses and raping Chinese maidens for making them a big threat but at the end those horrible japs will be defeated by our honorable Chinese hero that embody the confucian ideals.

About QT's homages to Bruce, Sion Sono made a homage to Bruce Lee in Why don't you play in hell? but he was apparently piss off when westerners thought Tak Sakaguchi wearing the iconic yellow suit was a Kill Bill homage. So in his next movie with western festival appeal, Tokyo Tribe, one nameless mook say to pic related "kill bill?" and she angrily respond "no, it's Bruce Lee", like reclaiming the icon from the west

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What is your objective?

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making the floor hard would probably benefit grapplers like Judokas and Wrestlers though.

No one wants to be dunked on concrete

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It’s Bruce Lee

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There it goes the Asian market

>Bruce Lee
>egotistic self-important chink who was only trying to sell his martial arts
>dies from steroid abuse
>Jackie Chan
>geniunely loves filmmaking and is willing to actually kill himself to make a film better
>revolutionizes action filmmaking, gets popular on hollywood doing movies on his own accord, is a multimillionaire, oscar winning, megastar with tons of his own seeds spread across the world

How can Bruce Lee compete

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You can barely beat your meat, faggot.

I thought this movie waa about charles manson or something?

Will they show how Polanski raped that girl?

No. Not even mentioned it

This is true

go home, stallman

Chael is so based

newsflash hollywood is racist garbage.

r/asianmasculinity absolutely seething at this kino scene making the manlet look like a joke

I don't think it's a jew thing, at least not exclusively, but an American thing. Asians have been the enemy consecutevely (the Japanese empire, China went from an ally to a mortal enemy when American sweetheart Chiang-Kai Chek was defeated by Mao, the Korean War, the Vietnam war, the Japanese miracle, China's position as the new world power) From a burger perspective, they rook the same so it's a homogeneous group that has been threatening the American way of life for almost an entire century.

imagine getting so butthurt over a scene that was supposed to be humorous.

based

nooooo my precious chop socky man
stop making fun of him noooooo

>Implying Yea Forums wouldn't be mad with a scene of John Wayne acting like a racist prick
He was one in real life, Yea Forums shares his sensibilities but for some reason they can't stand other people to point it out

>Simp
Go back to asp and watch your gay dudes in spandex wrestle around faggot.

it's funny because white people on Yea Forums say shit like this, but threw a fit at Get Out. a-ANTI WHITE, JEWS, yeah okay buddy.

i know and thy are retarded for doing so.

meh
You mean striking the body to the point where it shuts down?

Kino shot passing the truck

On what website are we on you buffoon??

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Did he died?

No, he got up okay and decided to fall from the clock tower two more times

Joe Lewis, Mike Stone, Chuck Norris and plenty of other successful competing martial artists trained with him. He didn't fight competitively, but I don't see how anybody can deny he was a hugely talented martial artist. Further down the line, his student Dan Inosanto is legit and helped train fighters like Erik Paulson.

He is the action movie for pseuds. Which is why i like him. When I wanna watch dumb people shoot each other and act cool but i dont wanna watch some tom clancy movie my dad would watch

7chan

No it's not. Thats not how progress is made

Jackie Chan is an adulterer and general cunt though, even according to his family. Jet Li and Donnie Yen both actually have families involves in wushu and they actually care about China.

They have a lot of enjoyable superficial elements. They don't realize that he's trying to elevate all of the worst parts of film produced over the last half-century and subsequently bringing down the medium as a whole.

Is that Benny the Jet? Fuck he was good.

Fuck Poo Shmee

God damn that guy didn't even see it coming

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