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Nathaniel Butler
Samuel Mitchell
why would you lie on the internet?
Justin Hughes
Fuck you. Billy can buy beer and he can’t even get a driver’s license yet.
Dominic White
>one ticket to shazam please
Julian Edwards
Spanish Trailer has new footage (Revealing all the beginning unfunny parts of the film looks like)
youtube.com
Juan Bell
BAAAAAAAAASED GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
Evan Nelson
that's just the regular first trailer released last year
this spot has a bit more scenes showing how the film has SOUL (and also Mary Marvel is cute and hot)
youtube.com
Nolan Hill
Based
Cameron Smith
I'm really excited for Shazam! I'm glad with all this progress on representation we finally have a superhero movie for teenage boys.
Eli Brooks
>Revealing all the beginning unfunny parts of the film
So it shows the opening scene?
Aiden Ortiz
>those detective pikachu trailer voices
yikes
Robert Allen
How old are you?
Samuel Harris
CHADZAM!
Jaxon Murphy
JUST SAY THE WORD
Xavier Parker
This, but unironically.
Zachary Clark
I think this movie’s going to kick ass and I stormed the beach at Normandy.
Camden Young
Based.
Colton Davis
OH FUCK FUCK FUCK
I'M 19
>tfw overage
guess I have to leave the site
Ethan Sullivan
Imagine wanting to see this movie
Jacob Hall
I want to fuck asher angel
Gabriel Walker
Bentley Morales
Holy shit, it’s perfect!
Jose Cruz
He's underage user...delet this plz
Carter Russell
Josiah Fisher
>another samoan male / white female relationship
what's going on with Warner Brothers and this pair thing?
Henry Martinez
You JUST know
Gavin Torres
IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING HOPPY REFERENCE?
Mason Myers
Cameron Martin
she's not white
Charles Scott
Oh holy shit.
Isaac Fisher
he looks latino
Oliver Murphy
Reddit humor:
>pushed by corporations
>safe, middle of the road, insincere, appeals to a wide variety of interest groups
>glorifies the image of the product it is pushing
>conforms to corporate and elite interests
>anti-democratic
>created by committee to sell products
>tries too hard to become a meme and in the process embed itself within the minds of consumers to sell more crap related to the franchise
youtu.be
Yea Forums humor:
>anonymous origins
>free, democratic, open source
>subverts corporate interests and intentions (Bane in TDKR used to attack the movie, not praise it)
>not created to push a product or message, but rather to amuse and humor individuals
>created for a specific group of enlightened users, not dumbed down for the masses
>memes are not forced by corporations, but rather become popular due to their innate appeal
youtube.com
Elijah Gray
>(Bane in TDKR used to attack the movie, not praise it)
Why does this fly over their heads?
Ethan Kelly
imagine judging people on fucking Yea Forums
Noah Gutierrez
daily reminder that due to a budget of ~85mil the movie needs to only make about 300 to start making profit
Christopher Watson
MCU connoisseurs:
>wear clothes
>greet each other with a handshake
>eat like civilised humans
>enjoyed a formal education
dc flick viewers:
>always naked
>greet each other with sexual intercourse
>eat humans
>have aids and ebola
Asher Ortiz
And the sad part is it's going to have a hard time getting even HALF that
Daniel Nguyen
Know what?
Elijah King
It looks stupid, and no I didn’t want to see CM either.
Ayden Morgan
Tfw 32
Jace Campbell
Caleb Barnes
Shitskins
Evan Jackson
Based
Ryder Bell
>meta but not 4th wall breaking
noice
Ethan Powell
>men
Did you mean basedboy?
Carson Bell
shazam will be the best movie. by far
and yet it will flop, while endgame it's gonna make THREE fucking BILLIONS
Oliver Thompson
>JUST SAY THE WORD
What word is he going to say?
Julian Smith
God's honest truth right here
Jacob Jackson
That Asher is 2cute and needs to be protected at all costs!
Hudson Anderson
>endgame it's gonna make THREE fucking BILLIONS
heh
Zachary King
Evan Martin
Too bad it needs 1/3rd to break even
William Williams
But both pander to the same low IQ numale popnerd crowds
Jace Peterson
That's one of the gringiest images I've ever seen
Jordan Clark
Holy fuck look at those shoulders on that thing in the middle-right.
Jacob Carter
>a super hero movie for this generations middle school boys
fucking finally
I just want the kids to have fun, damn it
Brayden Bailey
N
Grayson Torres
yeah dude avengers is for real men
Michael Sanders
Then why does most Yea Forums humor end up being unfunny edgelord shit?
Ryan Martin
weirdo
Jack Perez
Fuck you, I don't have ebola
Jordan Hughes
SHIBUYA!!!!!