It's a colonies get a spanking movie

Ironic that you use Peter Hitchens since he thinks Britain is irrevocably doomed to fail.

Why don't they just leave the EU?

Wow you got half your fleet wrecked by a third world country, so impressive.

What empire.

Nice bait btw.

>speaking of yourself in such a degrading manner
You arnt white either

Heh, Naughty America. Who would want to watch a film about that?

They literally have been bombing us for 50 years lad

>goes from empire spanning the globe to one shitty island and a few irrelevant chunks of land that they only still own because no one gives enough of a shit to take them back.
>the stability of their one shitty island is constantly being questioned with nationalist referendums
Lmao imagine not being able to keep the loyalty of a landmass the size of one state.

*dabs for money*

of course not, I'm 1/4 brit, that stain is hard to wash.

That means you're 3/4 wog. Why even wash.

And yet here you all are, seething about them.

Its a movie about Blas de Lezo by Mel Gibson
*ahem*

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>yfw Bongs need a license to watch porn
OI M8 U GOTYA LOISENCE TO BE HAVING THAT WANK

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>empire
The delusion is fucking real.

>mfw my Province was founded by Loyalists

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>be a colonial
>watch as Britain shits the bed and does worse in every way than Canada, Aus, NZ
This isn't right, you're meant to be better than us you fucks

>slapped down
>won by committing war crimes by shooting officers

At least Mel show ameripigs commits war crimes even back in the day.
No fucking honour.
Americans are savage cucks

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Bongs can't even figure out how to be a country
Motherfucking LONDON has a fucking paki Muslim mayor
It's illegal to show ads using fit or skinny women
You have to pay the govt to own a tv
You have to pay the govt to watch porn

In 60 years you completely destroyed 2000 years of global dominance. It's impressive

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I'm Irish and I am in favour of Brexit and the EU dying altogether. The hate is from Sinn Fein and SJW commie retards, the media here is basically marxist propaganda and so normies end up believing all the scare mongering. They see how it will affect us, but are missiing the point that it's not up to us, GB voted to leave for their interest, not anyone elses

We can strive to carry that torch for them

>people think he's funny

>It's illegal to show ads using fit or skinny women
>You have to pay the govt to own a tv
>You have to pay the govt to watch porn

none of these things are true

>The English were honorable

...

WHEN BRITAIN FIRST AT HEAVENS COMMAND

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>In 60 years you completely destroyed 2000 years of global dominance. It's impressive
Nor is that if you're being serious. Try like 150 years... and part of the time span was sharing global preeminence with powers like France.

>>It's illegal to show ads using fit or skinny women
theguardian.com/media/2015/apr/29/beach-body-ready-ad-faces-formal-inquiry-as-campaign-sparks-outrage
>>You have to pay the govt to own a tv
gov.uk/tv-licence
>>You have to pay the govt to watch porn
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6774355/Porn-users-supply-driving-licence-ID-watch-X-rated-clips.html

LITERALLY all of them are true

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>bongs have to pay the Yea Forums tax to shitpost on this site
You can't make this shit up

>theguardian.com/media/2015/apr/29/beach-body-ready-ad-faces-formal-inquiry-as-campaign-sparks-outrage
Literally nothing about that mentions it being illegal

>gov.uk/tv-licence
That's a taxation to pay for the government funded BBC, not to own a television you fucking mong.

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6774355/Porn-users-supply-driving-licence-ID-watch-X-rated-clips.html
There's literally nothing about paying the government, and that article has shitty sources and is from the fucking daily mail. A literal rag.

>government funded BBC

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As a sidenote, you don't even need to pay for the BBC if you don't use it.

based

The United Kingdom has 10 years tops left, Scotland is going to leave first then Northern Ireland.

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Here's the BBC article saying the same thing
bbc.com/news/technology-40630582
Your country is a fucking joke

>Porn ID checks set to start in April 2018
Its 2019 you mong. Didn't happen.

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Uh, nice dig I guess, but right now shouldn't you be focused on getting your Brexit loicense?

Once again, if you read the article, you'd realise it's a proposal by the Conservative party, not an actual policy. And the proposal is an online ID check to stop underage kids watching porn, not paying the government.

It's fucking March you fucking inbred troglodyte

>bbc.com/news/technology-40630582
That article is 2 years old, Creatura

March 2019

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Then who's gonna pay for their shit? In b4 the EU

Scotland has oil. Northern Ireland is already paid a shitload by the EU

>war crimes by shooting officers

you have to remember in a pretty big section of the world they think of London as "Satan" due to the colonial past that ended in living memory for a lot of older people.

Postponed to April 2019
metro.co.uk/2018/12/19/porn-sites-will-require-proof-age-april-2019-itll-work-8265771/

Not happening. Again its a proposal by the Convervatives which is completely unworkable

>Rules for how the ban on under-18s will work were quietly passed by the House of Commons on Monday this week – and are expected to be in place by April.

Its not going to be in place by April or ever.

>post limerick making fun of trannies
>8 constables show up at your door
telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/01/24/man-investigated-police-retweeting-transgender-limerick/
>Bongs will defend this

>Sites optionally opt-in for age verification system
>One article from the Metro in December
>System not even finalised

Why are you so obsessed with underage kids watching porn anyway?

Tick tock little bongistani nigger. Enjoy these last 9 days of free wanking

It's still in the works. At first it's a few sites like pornhub and xhamster. Then they start going for smaller sites and eventually any site with porn
You're gonna be paying the Yea Forums tax this time next year

>t-trust me it’s totally gonna happen after 3 years of daily mail articles saying it will
>then underage kids can’t watch porn, owned!

>mention Britain once
>yanks out in droves SEETHING

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Imagine being an Anglo in 2019

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Agreed. The overall SJW presence in Ireland is ridiculous

It’s genuinely insecurity. They’re digging up 2 year old articles and going to absurd lengths in an effort to show how irrelevant and unimportant we are, and how much they don’t care about us.

Northern Ireland has always been a shared burden of the UK and Ireland though, and they both need to cooperate to keep the peace. So even if it isn’t Ireland’s decision, it is their business. And this is coming from a Brit.

Just give Northern Ireland to Ireland tbqh

based Limmy, working the geezers into a shoot

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>look I'm british and le smug SEETHE haha

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Anglos are a cringey race. Try to act like owning a chunk of the world by conquering people who threw spears is impressive. Unlike the actually great empires of old they were never able to face another great power by themselves. Hell they nearly bankrupt themselves fighting potato niggers... Even though the British controlled most of the island.

We would in a heartbeat, mate. Literally every British government has considered it. Many attempted to make it a reality. The problem is that groups like the UVF and UDA would’ve made Belfast a fucking bloodbath if we tried it.

Unionist proddies have ruined Anglo-irish relations.

Yankeedoodledandies can never make movies or series about naval warfare against the Royal Navy.

He's right, you know.

>tfw Europe will be a socialist dystopia ruled by Sharia Law by 2050
>tfw America will still at least be culturally white

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Northern Ireland should become an independent Commonwealth Realm like Canada or Australia. That way it can join the EU and still stay separate from Ireland.

>war crimes

>Americans thinking all of Europe looks like London

>56%

>culturally white
lmao

won’t work since they aren’t economically independent. they literally survive on british gibs

At this point I believe brits are the most deluded people in the world about how powerful their country really is, even more than frogs, turks, americans and chinese

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>it's a small ragtag group of farmers overcome genocide and defeat the most powerful nation at that time and have it's citizens living in fear for years after

Only way to send Br*tish mutts home is in a coffin lads

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>2000 years of global dominance
based american education

You know Michael Collins eventually allied with the British army to defeat the Anti-Treaty forces to bring about a negotiated peace?

Michael Collins' treaty kept Ireland as a dominion with King George as it's Monarch, before democratically declaring themselves a republic in 1949.

Only 500 British soldiers actually died in the war of independence, most in streetside ambushes as opposed to open combat. The British literally put 0 effort into the war at all.

>Only 500 British soldiers actually died in the war of independence
>The British literally put 0 effort into the war at all.
So they sacraficed 500 British lives for nothing?

Brits always had outstanding officers. A good way to bring them down was to snipe the officers and break the chain of command.
The french targeted naval officers with snipers. It's like Nelson died, IIRC.

we love these movies because they all end with us winning. duh?

It looks like these people believe in their country, what's wrong with that?

They were standard military garrisons placed there killed in Roadside ambushes, the British army wasn't actively attempting a campaign to dislodge the IRA, rather seeking a reformation of Home rule.

They eventually made an agreement with Collins, and Ireland became a self running part of the Empire as a dominion. They had been planning this since 1900.

Speaking as a Brit and a nationalist, we're better off in a leading position in the European Union than cutting ourselves off from our biggest trade partners. No deal will fuck our economy beyond belief.

Britain's best hope for the future is being the centrepiece of a European federation that is independent from the USA, not some doomed hope of reviving an empire that's been gone for half a century.

>what's wrong of being deluded, at least they believe in something
Yeah why don't Britain just try to be self-sufficient, if we believe in it strong enough it'll happen. Right like this old fart said, no guts no glory, even though she's a woman that lived in the easiest time in world history and has probably never known any real hardship

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This is what pisses me off. Most are Baby boomers who are utterly disconnected from the modern world. They won't feel the pinch.

This unironically. There seems to be almost a fetish for the idea of the British empire. It didn't even exist as these extreme right wing types imagine it did anyway

Did you even read any of the links you posted? None of them require any fee, and skinny woman ads are not banned.

We're a fucking net contributor to the EU you retard. Of course we can be self-sufficient. Are you actually dense?

The EU is so intergrated into how things work at the moment that no, at least in the event of no deal. Perhaps in 30 - 40 years it would work but it would be a painful transition

Birmingham's a net contributor to the UK> Would it survive as an independent state with tariffs and taxation placed on imports and exports?

Do Brexit supporters actually understand the statistics they shit out?

>We're a fucking net contributor to the EU you retard. Of course we can be self-sufficient. Are you actually dense?

Are you?

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imagine being this illiterate

>its a /pol/tard takes his retarded ideas outside /pol/ episode

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>The Marshall Plan (officially the European Recovery Program, ERP) was an American initiative passed in 1948 to aid Western Europe, in which the United States gave over $12 billion (nearly $100 billion in 2016 US dollars) in economic assistance to help rebuild Western European economies after the end of World War II.

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and?

>Birmingham's a net contributor to the UK> Would it survive as an independent state with tariffs and taxation placed on imports and exports?

Two completely different things. Birmingham is a landlocked city in the middle of a country, not an island nation.

How on earth do you think Britain survived this long? From pitiful handouts from the EU?

Wew I understand how Brexit happened now

>what’s a vpn

Children don't spank adults, Nigel.

Your days are numbered, yanks!
imgur.com/gallery/6Wf9CW4

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No you don't

>How on earth do you think Britain survived this long?
Remember when Britain was called the sick man of Europe? Remember 3 day work weeks? Remember electricity rationing?

>how do you think Britain survived up to this point
Frictionless trade with our biggest customer

No i don't

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>Britain is 45 years old

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To be totally honest...I kind of long for monarchy in America. We need something unifying.

God save the Queen

Britain's economy prospered pre-eu from a huge manufacturing sector making it a net exporter of goods and the workshop of the world. In the post-industrialized economy however, Britain relies on their large financial sector (Primarily kept afloat by Free trade with the EU.)

And it really isn't that different, since the UK imports huge amounts of goods from Europe crucial to it's economy.

The Marshall plan was far more the US trying to fund their Western European allies to get back on their feet to be able to fight Communism and the USSR. Britain was still paying back loans to the US until 2002. They weren't handouts.

Also, Britain spent nearly all of its aid assisting the US in Korea, Malaysia and Africa.

Modern Britain sure is.

based

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Dont they teach in England schools that the British Empire doesnt exist anymore?

umm sweetie you went against Adolf remember?

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All aboard

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OI, YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT KNOIFE SHIRT?

>They weren't handouts.
The things you described are things which a country run by adults would've managed on their own, without assistance from a former colony which won a revolution. Not entirely sure why you thought talking back was going to be an option for you, considering how obvious it's been that the UK has been completely irrelevant since the USA took over stewardship of western civilization. Just sit there and watch your wife get fucked by an immigrant and leave the talking to the adults, OK Liam?

>I didn't realise how much the irish ... hated us
This is unsurpassed levels of underage.

This reply has so much insecurity seething beneath it.

>The things you described are things which a country run by adults would've managed on their own
Britain didn't ask for Marshall plan aid. the US gave it because they wanted the UK's economy back on its feet following the war, to assist in the Cold War.

The rest of your post is a weird rambling which reeks of mental issues.

>. They’re digging up 2 year old articles and going to absurd lengths in an effort to show how irrelevant and unimportant we are, and how much they don’t care about us.
You sound like a bitter ex girlfriend

We currently import a lot of goods from europe because we're not able to negotiate our own deals with nations outside the EU.

If we had the ability to do this, don't you think we might trade more with non-EU countries?

Oh no no no, baby boy. You were supposed to realize that it's time for you to stop talking as if you're my equal and have something worthwhile to say. Notice how you're so low test that you keep referencing psychology, the "science" populated by faggots and women? This is precisely why you couldn't be trusted to be the leaders of the anglophonic world anymore. You're weak.

And perhaps because European nations are geographically closer and have similarly calibrated economies? Do you understand why tariffs and taxation of imported goods and exports exist?

you have mental issues bruv

>i'll just repeat the thing again
Nanny state education, everyone.

lmao the German guys at work have been ranting and raving and bawwing like babies about Brexit non stop. Lost all respect for them tbqh

>If we had the ability to do this, don't you think we might trade more with non-EU countries?
Why do you think non-EU countries will give us better deals than what we could have had when we were in the EU

you aren't even saying anything anymore mate

I'm not your mate, fag. Also, you're writing like a black kid. Wasn't your dad around to teach you shame?

>why should we import things from our closest neighbours? If only we could start importing things from some random island nations on the other side of the world instead we'd finally prosper!

seek help bruv

Geography is a non-issue. You can ship goods globally for very little, and it's only getting cheaper whilst road tax, bridge tolls and ferry companies are getting more expensive.

Tariffs are negotiable by governments. You can't tell a private company how much to charge to cross their bridges and to use their boats.

>look mommy! i said it again!
I accept your concession, second worlder.

>It's impossible to do both because some old literally whos said so

>Tariffs are negotiable by governments.
Please answer this

>Personally, my whole attention was given to defeating the rebels but it never bothered me a bit how many houses were burnt. I think I regarded all civilians as 'Shinners' and I never had any dealings with any of them. My own view is that to win a war of this sort, you must be ruthless. Oliver Cromwell, or the Germans, would have settled it in a very short time. Nowadays public opinion precludes such methods, the nation would never allow it, and the politicians would lose their jobs if they sanctioned it. That being so, I consider that Lloyd George was right in what he did, if we had gone on we could probably have squashed the rebellion as a temporary measure, but it would have broken out again like an ulcer the moment we removed the troops. I think the rebels would probably [have] refused battles, and hidden their arms etc. until we had gone.
That's Montgomery's assessment of the war, and I think it's a good, leveled one. The British could have won the war but the outrage would have been massive and it would have been futile to crush Ireland mercilessly in the long term.

Because we have complete control, a growing economy, and we're not trying to negotiate for 27 other countries.

It's easier to satisfy one persons needs than 27 others. Not to mention we can lower standards to lower cost.

>we should import from random, distant nations we have no real established relations with, I'm sure we can somehow work out tariffs (unlike every other nation on earth), despite the fact nearly every developed nation has them established.

You realise that free trade works both ways, right? Our financial sector is fucked if we aren't in a free trade zone, since there's no more reasoning to establish financial centres in London.