Character has sex daily

Have more sex

>character has sex occasionally
>it's only fat and/or ugly chicks

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meant for fuck

>Be suicidal
>Get women without even trying

Is it pity sex or what?

Trust me, the shit loses its appeal fast.
You'll regret settling just to get some if you do.

lol! hey everyone look at the mistake this guy just made hahaha

OP, this was me between 20-24

>Meet tons of sluts off of OkC, PoF, Craigslist even
>8% bf and good charisma/smile
>Smash most sluts 1st night if not 2nd night
>After each slut is banged I'd stop talking to them
>Each time I felt more and more alone/lack of self-worth
>Try falling for some sluts
>But mistake, they're sluts
>End up worse
>Realize what I really need is a companion
>Start making friends
>Coworker I friendzoned immediately ends up spending a lot of time with me in a platonic sense
>8 months into our friendship I start to realize how important she is
>Catch feels bad
>She tells me she never stopped loving me
>FF 5 years later married with 2 kids and a house.

have sex

Have sex

Women LOVE non neediness and if you are attractive and non needy, you are a catch. What's more non needy than being ready to give up all?

as someone who has a wife but also fuckes 10/10 hookers weekly i can tell you this is accurate. i used to think "hurr durr sex addiction isn't real" but i genuinely wish i could just stop and might have to find help. I get this almost manic feeling and can only stop it by fucking. it seems to have moved onto the fact that it has to be a new girl every time now (not like i meet them by chance, i literally put my location in adult work, see who is the closest / best looking and go straight to them if possible) so yeah, i would say you can definitely be depressed and have sex constantly.
t.someone who has fucked over 300 hookers

have sex.

i thought it was funny

That used to be me, I was hypersexual because I was so desperate to mask the depression with hedonism

Come on man, I tried my best, it's been a long day

Mr. Robot is guilty of this. Only watched season 1 because the show is aweful though.

I fucking hate chads like you. Not you specifically as a person because you made it in life but the fact that I'll never have what you do. Not only do you get to have as much sex as you want but then you also get the peaceful family life with someone that loves you. Why even be on this site?

back to redd*t

You niggers all just need a little imagination.
and maybe a fleshlight

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I've been on this site since 2005 when I was 13 man. There's no website on the planet that has what Yea Forums has.

Also, remember, I was miserable/depressed through half of my 20s. I used random meaningless sex as a way to mask my unhappiness. The joy from my conquests were fast fleeting and always made me feel worse by the end of it. If I could do it all over again, I'd stay chaste.

>hur i can't get a gf!
keep crying faggot. i've seen loads, and i mean that, of guys who are 4/10 with 10/10 gfs. you need to try harder
>talk to people
>be well groomed and dress well in clothes that fit
>get /fit/
>be yourself
>inb4 be yourself
there is plenty of hot damaged girls that will date fucking losers if that's what you are, you literally just need to meet more people.

Acquire copulation

I'm sorry bud you seem like a cool guy

happens all the time. especially if they're white. depression is mostly a race issue.

it gets boring after a while

When I was suicidal and thought about it daily I fucked women like there was no tomorrow; pure aggression: choking and shoving my hand on their faces

I remember seeing on their faces how they enjoyed it. Funny because I was relieving my own frustrations about life.

>tfw in pump and dump phase
>...but Im 29
I legit want a cute loyal wife but...damn...these hoes are crazy

>it's an incel who thinks sex is literally everything episode

You'll realize how completely overblown it is when you actually do

it's a larp

This shit drove me nuts. They only really get excited when you act like you don't give a single shit about them & are ready to fuck them to death.
Problem is I can't ACT that, it has to be true. And then I don't give a shit about even fucking you.

>it's a brainlet only reads the words at surface level and doesn't have the proper intelligence to grasp the real complaint behind not having sex episode

>be miserable virgin
>get gf and have sex
>start to imagine sex with every girl I see
>gf leaves me
>can't get another

would rather be a miserable virgin again desu.

Yep, always those crazy bitches always want you to beat the shit out of them in bed. That’s usually all I attract right now anyway and I can’t be bothered anymore honestly..plus a bitch got my tinder deleted. Last hook ups I had weren’t even worth it, probably just like the chase more than the actual act. Just gonna fap

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A LOTTA LARP FOR A NEET SHITPOSTER

Good thing your depression was only temporary :^)

Remove yourself from those situations man. Avoid those types of people.

If it helps you feel better.

Eh

You did it user .

IF YOURE NOT OFFERING STFU

That’s what happens when you let women drain your precious bodily fluids. Loss of essence.

>not only drinking grain alcohol & distilled water
It's like you WANT communists to win.

>virgin thinks sex cures everything

>kissed a girl once
>still think about it daily years afterwards

It was easily the high point of my life. How do I make it happen again?

>character lives such a comfortable existence that he doesn’t need to worry about food or shelter and spends all his time shitposting on an imageboard for chink cartoons
>is somehow depressed

Be yourself but hide your power level

Stop letting "consent" cockblock you.

What does it feel like to be loved and to know you're loved?

Like there’s a warm bag of sand in your heart.

If you find out, tell me.

Don't do it, it creates mustard gas

It's true when I was a rent boy when I was younger....

>character has sex once in a blue moon
>it's always with a girl who's out of his league
Or maybe I just have low self esteem, either way pic related

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>married but fucks hookers
I hope you get caught.

>tfw this is me now
I have an aff account and get off to women lusting after my cock. Then I ghost them when I'm done spanking it.
>oh sorry lol, I fell asleep
rinse and repeat

A job that will not kill your innards in a way that you'll spend the next 40 years in a constant state of pseudodepression that it's actually just mental and physical fatigue to a point where you don't even want to fight back.

Unremarkable most of the time, really nice when you think about it. I've been with my girlfriend for four years and seeing somebody you care about grow, adapt to your needs/desires and pursue their happiness alongside you feels nice. Cuddling and sex (obviously) is overrated but still feels fantastic, especially if you care about your partner's enjoyment. I don't have a gigantic sex drive (neither does my girlfriend) so it's mostly a nice gesture when we give each other oral sex or go do something the other doesn't want to do. In summary, feels good man.

How do I find a low sex drive gf?

>he thinks sex makes you happy
that's like thinking whiskey will make you happy

Learning to code.

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Your heart literally skips a beat whenever you see them, hear their voice, smell their scent, get a text/phonecall from them. There's a warmth deep within your core that transforms into a roaring inferno whenever you are near to them. Your thoughts are dominated with ideas on how to make them happy. All you want to do is be near them and hold them. And then the honeymoon phase ends and evolves into comfy, blissful contentment with each others presence.

Comfy and warm. Like peeing yourself while asleep without the feeling that you've fucked up because somebody else will take care of it.

Develop social skills and a passion or passions so you have something to talk about. Don't be that guy who's personality amounts to surface level critiques of pop culture.

>develop a passion
That's not how it works.

Sex w/o love is meaningless. Love has to be a two way street. If you don't love yourself, you can't love another. If you need to have sex to respect yourself, then you need to find a way to love yourself. Try loving others.

Sure it is, put yourself out there and try new things, you'll probably come across something that you enjoy enough to become passionate about.

how are you suppose to love yourself?

What do you like about yourself? Be honest.

pulsing rush of longing, irresistible magic to make the sanest man go mad

I can't answer this without sounding like an edgy 13 year old.

>sex before marriage
Do people really do this?

Sure, why not?

Having sex with hookers has saved a lotmof marriages desu

and ended even more

Food, Shelter, VR Porn made by nips where a little robot nub whacks you off

Sex is fun but I’d rather play games with my bros or go out to the bars or a sports game and have some drinks. I have a wife, we do freaky shit. Yes sex can feel amazing but it’s fleeting and personally after a while it’s just boring to me.

DO YOU LONG FOR HAVING YOUR HEART INTERLINKED?

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Liberating the Holy Land

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Only if your wife finds out. Sometimes I'll start a fight on purpose, go out and fuck a hooker, and then come back with flowers

Yeah, ok buddy.

I did that. Didn't work.

Intimacy>sex

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>inb4 have sex

Are you the have sex poster? Have sex bud. Yeah cumming is fuckin great but there’s SO MANY OTHER THINGS that are just as great. If you wanna be that boring ass guy who’s whole personality is “I fuck hard” go for it, but I’ve got friends and family and id rather hang out.

Please have sex

>wearing a bra in bed

poor felicity

lol you must be a virgin or a roastie if you still think sex is the most bestest thing in the world

please kill me

STOP

Money