Netflix's Love, Death and Robots

Worst episode by far.
Best were Aquila Rift and Suits

Just realized Shape-Shifters was so forgettably bad I forgot to put it on here.

Is this the television and film kino that determines the watching order by if you're a poltard or a Discord tranny? I heard that was not okay. And there was a reason why.

Good taste, amigo.

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>parallel of real life British imperialists
Checks out, what's the problem?

>Chinese are innocent victims
>What's Tibet?

but if she was losing strength, how would she even feel this?

both are true

Someone post the robot designs from the show so I don't have to watch it

China was already fucked by opium because Qings gave no shits as long as the Han wore the stupid pigtail. The limeys just wanted to be the ones selling it. Read history.

alright boys, everyoner post their ratings.

All mine are out of 5.

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How does Netflix get away with showing big fat animated dicks?

Switch 3 Robots with Fish Night and you have me

Opium barely had any presence in the country before the British started peddling it you homo revisionist. It was their idea since China had a monopoly on tea and demanded to be paid in silver while the Brits literally had fuck all China wanted before getting them hooked on smack. YOU fucking read history you filthy kike.

Yeah, how are Concerned Puritan Mothers of America not making a riot over this?

Sonnie's OW the EDGE was cringe tier 'female empowerment'.

the sad thing is, that they twisted the original story into an SJW wankfest.

Never knew Yea Forums had good taste.
You are my nigger.

>netflix

kys

Thats exactly what I was saying moron

No, you said it was already fucking them up before the British which is absolute horseshit you dumb lizard jew nigger.

From best to worst in my opinion.

Alternate Histories - 1.5
When the Yogurt Took Over - 2
Three Robots - 2
The Dump - 3
Sucker of Souls - 3
Good Hunting - 3
The Witness - 3
Suits - 3.5
Shape Shifter - 3.5
Zima Blue - 3.5
Ice Age - 3.5
Helping Hand - 4
Blind Spot - 4.5
Lucky 13 - 4.5
Beyond the Aquila Rift - 5
The Secret War - 5

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Zima and Aquila are by the same author

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyond_the_Aquila_Rift

No, sorry mate, I'm the first poster, I didn't see the moron who replied to me whom you replied to.

I’m glad most people are acknowledging Alternate Histories as shit tier.

Only that and Sucker of Souls were bad, but at least SoS kept me entertained and had snappy animation. Alternate Histories effectively made a super interesting concept into the most boring “HAHA RanD0m Lol” contrived shit I’ve ever seen

Are the normies watching it as well? Even though some of the episodes are laughably SJW, some are really excellent, and I want a resurgence of scifi

Is this shit any good?
>netflix
Yeah i know it’s propoganda but still?

Varies. Most episodes range from mid to actual kino, with a few straight bad ones (imo). Most of the lists here are pretty accurate ratings. I just wish they chose a less retarded title

Forgot Sonnie's Edge is a 3.5 and Fish Night is a 2.5.

Some are good, some suck. The comedic ones all fell flat, but the serious science fiction themes did well enough.

Context? Should U watch If i fap to torture and amputation?

Opium houses were known to China, though. As far as i know the Brits built upon an existing opium market.

Only after you've swallowed 10,000 mgs of tylenol.

youtube.com/watch?v=jANIqzGXlpc

If a 3 second scene is enough for you, go for it

This. I thought they were going to use "Hitler dies early" as a jumping off point before getting into less explored potential alternatives. Instead we got "lol jello guns and space hookers".

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It's a collection of animated shorts so some have good story but poor visuals, great visuals but poor story, great story and great visuals, poor visuals and poor story, but all of them are scifi and all of them are at least TRYING to do something interesting / fun / good with some of them really succeeding.

Also the first episode is visually great but the story is pretty much "Ahem FUCK white men and FUCK heteros!", you should still watch it though but just prepare yourself for the female power fantasy bullshit

Does she scream good?

Is the next batch of animations confirmed or is this just it?

Jesus christ you are one sick fuck.

Not really desu

>Also the first episode is visually great but the story is pretty much "Ahem FUCK white men and FUCK heteros!"
Sonnie flat out says it's not about the rape; but everyone else can't get their head around that.

Put (at least) Three Robots, The Dump, and Yogurt in Shit tier and I'm okay with this. I'd argue Fish Night shout go in Shit too, not explored enough to have any impact at all.

how come they didnt show us the black girls titties?

What was the metaphor for Fish Night though?
It's the only one I couldn't understand.

Thanks for making sense user. I loved Edge and really don’t understand the hate

I was mildly amused by it but also disappointed. I would also rather they had ran with the theme that basically things would have largely played out the same anyway, but perhaps with different players and different outcomes and at different schedules, and illustrate that history is the culmination of all the forces at work at the time not just what one person does.

i.e.

>no Hitler
>brown shirts don't rise to power
>politically active members within the organization form a new organization
>members that were originally eliminated or ousted by Göring during the power struggle instead succeed in this alternate timeline
Or some other creative shit instead of "haha hookers"

My thoughts is how it’s tellimg you to not live in the past. It’s ok to reflect on its beauty, but don’t become trapped in memories. This is also reflected in the older guy talking about how they’re not “selling as much as they used to” and the younger guy affirming that they just need a “good attitude.” It seems like the old guy had the right idea about wanting to move on but the younger guy wanted to live in the past.

Just my 2 cents

I did too, but my autistic sticking point is after 18 matches; nobody noticed Sonnie was 1:1 piloting her beastie when every other pilot just sat there and vaguely gestured at the fight like Gigganigga?

Wouldn't it have make more sense for the older man do that then?

Incorrect. The Portuguese started the trade of recreational opium. But because it grew under British oversight and was needed to help keep the EIC afloat, the bongers are labelled as drug pushers forever.

>Worst
>worse than Alternate Histories
"No"

Pitch your animated story, Yea Forums.

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Yeah, I thought it would be more of how Hitler’s death at different times would have affected WWII (i.e. dies in 1939, 1941, etc.) but I think I like your idea better actually. Just strange they took a somewhat serious concept and tried to make it a “funny one,”
and spectacularly failed at it.

Well thats a shame. Hostel 2 was lame too. But the jap in first one got me a nice chubby.

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OK you got me, user. I honestly forgot Alternate Histories even existed until after I posted that.

I agree that would make a lot more sense. This episode really doesn’t give you much besides pretty visuals so maybe I’m just looking for something that isn’t there.

>really don’t understand the hate

Well you gotta realize where you're posting. Also to be fair they do lay it on pretty thick in the beginning.
Anyone who has an aversion to that stuff would likely have skipped the episode before the reveal late near the end of the episode.

Doesn't seem like a problem, we only see one other pilot in the short and he does act more conscious during the fight but anyone watching could plausibly think she was sitting still because she was focused

a moisture farmer on a desert planet meets a pair of robots and a wise old man with mystical powers and sets off on an adventure to save the galaxy from an evil empire

Fish Night and Helping Hand needed more time to bake I think, though as-is Helping Hand is essentially a 10 minute (better) version of Gravity, which I'm fine with. I would drop Fish Night to shit-tier just because it was too short and went nowhere and bump Ice Age up to meh.
Patrician taste though my nigger.

Only two are passable. All these lists are excitable redditors. Seriously

Actual spoilers here, don't read if you're going to watch the show. Seriously, don't read the spoiler if you haven't watched the show dumb faggot.

Sonnie's angry at a hetero criminal because he has a woman on his arm, and offended by his bribe even though she's a criminal herself engaging in an illegal underground monster battle.
Sonnie assumes the blonde girl is a victim, that the mustache twirling ciswhite McShitlord is responsible, and tries to seduce the blonde and "free" her (by adding her to Sonnie's entourage, as if that weren't just a new kind of master / servant relationship).

Furthermore, while she may attribute her success in the ring to her life being on the line, the rape is absolutely at the core of everything about her as a character. She may claim otherwise, but the events of the story clearly show otherwise: she wouldn't be a cyborg monster if not for the rape, she wouldn't hate white heteros if not for the rape, she wouldn't be afraid of the blade if not for the rape, and she wouldn't be living a life of illegal underground pit fighting if not for the rape.

Good hunting just sort of made me sad. Fox girl had a really fucked up life that just ended in hatred.

Faggot chinamen should have romanced her, but noooo he's got to play with his precious machinery.

She became Batman.

Typical Colonizer mentality.
>exploit the native's resources and their hospitality under the guise of lifting them up and "innovating" their cultures while actually profiteering for their selfish gains
Y'all deserve whats happening to right now in western countries

Which two?

imo it averages out to maybe a 3/10 or MAYBE 4/10. But it varies wildly, with some being 8+ and some at a 1.
I think it's worth going though because the episodes are so short, not much lost if you watch a shit one. If you had to dedicate an hour to each of these then it'd be a hard pass overall.

Sonnie's Edge and Alternate History

>it's a Chinese are human episode
Smh desu senpai

The point is that he was immune to her out of pity and the need for protection after his dad killer her mom.
Him getting entranced by the mum immediately gets shut down the moment he meets the puppy/her head flies off from her body.

I'm sorry I had to remind you desu

Make one of the robots gay and have him meet a strong empowered black man and it's Netflixready.

>Sonnie’s Edge and Alternate History
>one of my favorites and my absolute least favorite

opinions are wild

I mean, sure, after she lost everything that made her who she is.

Really didnt see that. He never romanced anyways. She said the entrancing stuff was bullshit anyways, and magical fox grills have to listen to those who are smitten by them wailing for them from any distance which is fuck all annoying, but idk my gook myths so she could have been lying.

I haven't seen anything yet, but Sonnie was good, but far inferior to the source.
>no explanation that the rape is merely made up
>a fucking WHITE MALE has to loom in every scene, instead of giving side characters some agency

based effort

You make valid points, but I still think the episode is kino.

Cheers to you for giving me a new perspective though, makes me dislike Sonnie a lot more

What I meant by entranced is that they're just beautiful, there was no mysticism behind it.
They were just born beautiful.

This episode opened my eyes, fuck my colonialist ancestors.

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>She said the entrancing stuff was bullshit anyways
No, she was saying that it worked both ways and her people were a victim of it as much as human men.
But yeah he should've romanced her, that was fucking horse shit. Could've even had the same ending, which would've been more emotional if she was forced to chose between revenge and a life with the guy and chose the former, then made him rebuild her so she could do it.

Oh yeah, absolutely.

Reminds me of princess mononoke. I don't normally care for romance sub plots in most movie, but man its fucking grating when you want there to be something there and everyone just acts like robots.

Shapeshifters is good for when it comes to world building. It's retarded when it comes to everyone being super racist to the werewolf in the marines were everyone would just shit on him for being a "dog soldier" but to the same level they do everyone else in the company.

The guy didn't love her though.
He was just busy trying to learn about the modern changes and becoming better at it.

WE MUST REBUILD HIM

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Sonnie doesn't want to take a dive because that would result in her death.

The rape, Sonnie.
It was beautiful.
The rape.

It was stupid that there was no moral grey area. Instead of being a liver eating Kitsune that bewitches magistrates / governors / powerful men for the purpose of eating their enemies (and the local populace at large), she's just a magic sapient beast and actually a victim (she's basically being raped by the undesired love a man she has to sleep with in order to "quiet" him).

The chinese live some sort idyllic life with a world of wonderful magic before the british show up and bring anti-magic roads and iron, and introduce the chinese to the oppression of women, prostitution, poverty, and social division which the poor pitiable chinese knew nothing about prior to the arrival of the British.

Zima Blue is the most kino animated feature I've ever seen.

Agreed. Probably my favorite episode

Good Hunting was absolute kino

It was an allegory of China selling itself out to westerners during colonial period.
Also the thing with magic vanishing was about traditions and old order disappearing when West conquered China.
The boy and girl making use of technology to get her back to hunting in fox form was a symbol of using modernization to restore traditional Asian values using technological progress.

Also the last scene is allegory to modern China protecting other Asian countries from Western neocolonism.

Oh and everyone detests Anglos

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This episode just made me want a qt fox girl gf

It's the age old story of traditions going out of way for industrialization.
You see that alot in kung fu movies.

You just want to fuck a qt, period.
The fox part isn't necessary.

Idk user, a magical fox thot sounds a lot neater than a regular thot

Not necessary, but welcomed. I'd as her to have sex with me in the halfway between human and fox form

An antisocial man must take matters into his own hands when he discovers that his favorite anonymous vietnamese pop-art forum is being subverted by an evil foreign race.

>>What's Tibet?
A place that had ritual rape of young boys by monk overlords and actual slavery mixed with gauging their eyes out for disobedience
Only reason you hear about Tibet is because CIA tried to fund insurgency there once, thats why Dalai Lama was paraded as propaganda symbol in the West

Also the plight of the modern woman whose attractiveness just makes her a target for unwanted masculine attention.

>But yeah he should've romanced her,
In the SJW feminist narrative that would have unironically made him a BAD male for desiring her sexually.
By staying an asexual inert beta male that admirers her from afar (even when he's right next to her) he remains her "ally".

Furthermore, at the end her all her sexual characteristics go away in her transformation (which it appeared to imply was a permanent metamorphosis).

Then why was is set in Hong Kong and not China?

see, this is the problem with with changing media to suit an ideology. this user's interpretation is accurate regarding what is shown, but is completely incorrect, at least in regards to the original short story, and the only thing that has changed is a few mannerisms.
If the rape is real, suddenly sonnie's edge is partially bullshit, and she isn't a smooth talker able to manipulate old white guy, so on. It also effects the ending, since they removed the lines from the lady assassin, gave them to old white guy, and then lady assassin seems like this dumb bitch that dies to a spike through the head. Change some of the dialogue, make it clearer what the fuck is happening (and follow the original short story), and then add without anyone dying, just the assassin lady being held up in tentacles, at sonnie's mercy. That is more powerful.

Right. That's where the plot could have been better. He could still care about adapting to modern changes but that doesn't mean he has to abandon her. Having him exploring these new mechanical automatons at the same time he's emotionally attached to her, a remnant of China's magical past, would've been much more interesting.
I liked the short, but it could've been more. Maybe they just wanted to keep it more lean, I dunno.

They wanted to draw the historical comparison of the treatment of black soldiers in the US military, but without actually going there with a direct comparison (because that would be race appropriation or some shit) so it just leaves it as this flat nonsensical bullshit.
If there was a dude walking in front of the tank column whose job is to take the first bullet every day, we're supposed to believe that guy wouldn't be treated as a hero?
Maybe if they said there was a lengthy civil war or something with werewolves, or some sort of history of werewolves terrorizing people and being a problem in the past, but then you'd be legitimization the non-werewolf solders' "racism".

The whole episode was allegory of China being forcefully modernized by the west by colonism(rape) and Asia embracing technology and capitalism to get back at the west

This is what Alita should have looked like.

How does it end?

Ironic how modern society coasts over the whole Fu Manchu trend as historic racism while maintaining the colonial were evil oppressors when realistically the trope came about due to shock at the inhuman level of brutality the Chinese displayed and continue to today.

kek, Chinese don’t even reach half the level of brutality that was in British or Belgian colonies

it doesnt, thats the twist

Its a metaphor for trannies/fags in the military.

would watch

C'mon, user.
I'm serious.

I know what they were trying to do, the premise is just flawed.

Like you said the barefoot human IED detector who can take rounds like it's nothing and has super-human abilities would easily be looked up too by all the soldiers in the platoon.

Chink rape is definitively Japanese territory, what a jib.

What?
So they had a tranny battle in the middle of the night?
He killed the tranny kid and crushed the tranny dad's head with his teeth?

No it isn't.

I don't know why they were being assholes to the werewolves, they basically make everything easier for them.

>get given everything by your gods
>grow to hate your gods and plan to destroy them while still projecting yourself in their image
so it's basically Prometheus?

>Sonnie doesn't want to take a dive because that would result in her death.
That's not how the scene plays out, it's actually bad writing that there's no clues (the sort you'd spot on a second viewing) or hints that she's thinking or feeling that.
She's just indignant, along with her entourage, who for some reason are talking mad shit to the guy that appears to be their sponsor and/or patron.

>dude fuck the west
>let's be just like them
this is literally what caused Japan to kill 10 million Chinese and rape many more.
Why can't asians just be asian if they hate the west so much?

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Now we have YANG doing the same thing trying to legalize opiates

bad guys win
quality meme

Absolutely kino taste

why did the ant alien fuck the guy?

There was no talk of mass deicide, only to some.

Yes, it is. The political subtext is obvious.

>future
>when someone dies, their consciousness is uploaded to a data bank automatically
>slowly, more and more governments make it mandatory that a copy be uploaded upon your death
>becomes a worldwide thing, governments assemble them in a library for “research”
>actually building a super AI, that is a culmination of all human experience (since like billions of lives are apart of this one machine)
You know how a chess engine becomes a grand master by studying hundreds of thousands of games? this is effectively the same concept.
>This AI is pretty much the closest thing we can make to a God, UN uses it as a basis for decision making, infrastructure, all kinds of shit
>it pretty much runs the world

Two endings:
>a faction of millions commits mass suicide, all with the drive to plunge the world into chaos; their consciousnesses are all uploaded and take over the AI, fucking everything
Or
>The AI starts absorbing consciousnesses before people actually die, converting all of humanity to a single entity

Because being Asian is what got the victimizes in the first place

It's based of a story written by a german. You could of had a Lucky 13 tier story but instead it descended into a shallow story of overt racism.

>What use are you trannies if you can't even clock your own kind?
>I want that tranny brought back alive!

It's you're schizophrenic maybe.

To be honest, most soldiers would want to be werewolves so they couldn't die to some shithead sniper

First ending is good, second ending is dumb. Let me propose an alternative to the first ending: After the millions commit mass suicide, for a moment it appears to work, but suddenly they lose control and are partitioned away by the greater collective, thus making their suicides completely worthless

but a majority of humanity is pants on head retarded. It would be the dumbest AI ever. You wouldn't be uploading billions of grandmasters, you would be uploading billions of retards who live on social media and watch the kardashians.

Going by ending 2, does the AI self-terminate since there is nobody left to serve but itself in the end?

based. Ill credit you when it gets picked up by Hulu.

Not wearing boots or having to worry about half of the normal controlled stores would be pretty neat as well

>The Witness

It looked great but the reveal was embarassingly predictable. I think most viewers figured out the end by the time she left her apartment.

They wouldve been better off just having that girl strip for 10 minutes.

*blocks your path*

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>Three Robots

Super meh tier. Stereotype: The Short.

I really didn’t think it through that much, I just thought of it ending on the world being silent except for this massive, humming computer. Happy because no more conflict or pain, depressing because humanity has rejected its humanity. I like the first ending better though.

She's a fucking kinky bitch.

Honestly while the episode was fun, the premise is kind of silly. Why not just tell the guy "Hey, I'm an alien. You're in an alien space station. We're projecting an artificial reality using forms you're comfortable with because we think, based on what happened to your other crewmember, that you'll go nuts. Also would you like to fuck, because this shit is 100% real and I am really horny all the time. Also the real me has like 80 eyeballs and basically look like one of your earth spiders, but check out these ROCKIN' tits"
I mean, okay maybe humanity hasn't met any aliens yet, but if you're a space trucker you've got a section in your corporate handbook about what to do in a First Contact scenario.

It's because they poorly edited the source material. Just grab the epub on irc if you want, skim it.

You’re not wrong, but I think that can be overlooked in a 10 min short. If this was a whole universe thing it definitely wouldn’t work.

Because making it look like totally casual no-strings-attached sex is kinky. And she’s a kinky bitch.

I bet you they didn't think it through to that extent. The writers are likely from Hong Kong or born in the west and don't understand mainland Chinese culture at all.

The werewofism they showed in the episode had no downsides; literally everyone would want to be a werewolf.
At worst they maybe need to eat more but even then it looked like they were eating regular portions (compared to everyone else at the mess tent).

Wasn't The Witness written by David Fincher?
Love that man's work.
And I think the "twist" isn't what the audience is supposed to be wondering (since it was properly telegraphed anyways that they were coming back) but who each person was.

For real, I have no idea why the guy freaked the fuck out. I'd just thank her for telling me the truth and ask her to send me back in to the simulation for more fun sex. She seemed really nice for going out of the way to make the guy comfortable

>For real, I have no idea why the guy freaked the fuck out
Maybe because he wants to go back home/wherever he wanted to go?

Thom was a member of the Imperium

Maybe the alien has a hard time understanding how to communicate with another alien species?

Fish night was cool, but I have a bone(r) for palaeontology so whatev

No, he freaked out after her true form was revealed and he saw what she looked like. He was only confused before that.

Lycanthropy might only be a racial thing. Not a disease spread by bites.

I loved this episode except for the fact that everyone hates the werewolves and treats them like shit. There was absolutely no fucking reason to it. They didn’t even have a line about what past werewolves had done. It was pretty interesting but they tried to shoehorn this weird racism/homophobia allegory into it, which actually could have even worked if they had bothered to give some sort of backstory.

The problem just lays with Thom. We can muse about how much better sex starved degenerates with little attachment to the human world would handle it, but for all we know Thom's personality just wouldn't operate well after being dropped into reality.
It's a normie nightmare

wew that episode with the stripper was style over substance taken to an extreme

>He was only confused before that.
no, he was freaking out

Alright well regardless, no reason for it. Should have accepted his qt ant alien waifu

Yup, pretty sure that was the point.
It also revealed to me that some Yea Forums anons do not like bush.

Such a strange and interesting short story man, makes me want to read the original.

I may be retarded, but don't they also show the guy's doppelganger sleeping in her bed in the back of the apartment?

>Alright well regardless, no reason for it
imagine if you fell asleep tonight and woke up tomorrow in some shithole 3rd world country, in the middle of their shit pond with an ipad pro and all the porn you could want. That's ok with you?

honestly...

desu it gets to be in Kino tier for me just for the quantity of quality tits. The story wasn't that interesting unless they spent another 30+ minutes exploring how it worked. They almost started to with how weird her 911 call went in the taxi, but then that went nowhere. So tits are the best part of it.
when watching an asian girl run through a city naked, it helps to be into exhibitionism

False equivalence. The simulation the antfu puts him in can perfectly mimic reality.

>Yeah i know it’s propoganda but still?
Actually, the (((critics))) are really fucking angry about it because it's sexist.

I don't recall, I didn't exactly dissect that episode.
It felt like Spider-Verse with those chromatic aberrations but was actually animated and rendered better, especially in a better frame rate

Who made this? Jews? Chinese won't watch it, Chinese love British...

Gooks

Barely any of the episodes where about robots. The one in the OP was disappointing that it was about machinery, when it set up for some magic shit.

>no reason for it
He looked like a fucking corpse and the station looked like pure horror, along with his crewmates being dead. Plenty of reason to freak out before seeing spider mommy
desu I would fuck spider mommy

If you want the unironic answer it's the Americans

>Chinese love British
wat

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antfus and realistic simulations, to my knowledge, don't exist.

>*blocks your path and makes Starship-Troopers-kino*

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I wouldn't want you to be a crew mate at all.

Right but she warned him about it. She was embarrassed he wouldn't like the real her.

Was it me or were all them white and American?

The flesh is weak.

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Where are you from?

Ok? That's obvious. What point are you trying to make? I'm saying that not wanting the proposed 3rd world shithole with porn isn't equivalent because it isn't a perfect simulation.

Isn't hating on British people Islamophobic now?

>The British are cartoonish moustache-twirling rapists, racists and opressors

Shit, I love historically accurate shows, I'll have to check this out.

no shit, and I can't provide that. I'm not saying it's exactly the same, I'm giving the closest approximation with what is actually possible. Cool your autism.

If you're talking about Good Hunting, which is the episode in the OP, it's by Red Dog Culture House.
They're Korean.

Fish Night would've been GOAT if they'd just let the guy swim peacefully away into the night instead of going with the utterly predictable 15-yo edgelord ending.

The title of the short is literally Shape Shifters.

Seriously though, what is it about women that makes them love being oppressed? I'm a Brit and I've been all over the world, and dated and fucked a load of women that we historically 'oppressed' (Americans, Africans, Asians). These women are educated and aware of their history, but still they can't resist the siren song of the British, Eternal Anglo, (norf) Coloniser cock. Why is that?

A closer parallel would be discovering the girl you were cybering with was hideous. You couldn't just forget it

what a complete retard
>cute gf
>cute gf that is also a monstrous spider
it isn't even a choice

They're literally werewolves. Unlike trannies they were born that way and can naturally change their bodies without surgery.

Why was she attracted to him?

>I'm giving the closest approximation with what is actually possible
Again, what point are you trying to make? I'm actually confused now. You giving a real world approximation that isn't the same thing doesn't add anything to the argument

The ending is how the short story ends.

The only difference being that it's the old guy who dies, he casts off all of his possessions that keep him tied to this point in time and then is transported back to the prehistoric ocean that they are witnessing through a window in time.

She's a human otherkin

that's only half of it

More like you used to be with a smokin' hot broad until you meet her again online after so many years only to realize someone hideous has been impersonating her.

That makes no sense, you're proposing to compare it to a worse version in order to prove why he freaked out. The fact that you can't provide it does not excuse the argument, you just shouldn't have made it if you can't make it right.

I agree with the fact that his freakout is justified, but the analogy is terrible and useless.

>Hello user

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The CGI in this episode was pretty fucking good but still uncanny valley level sadly.
them titties tho

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>The only difference being that it's the old guy who dies

Even that would've been better, at least there's some sort of rationale beyond whimsy there.

That's the second one though.

The illusion that you'll save them from poverty

The relationship between Thom and Greta is like that between a wounded child and caretaker. She cares for "Lost Souls" due to loneliness (which Thom confirms in the short story). Thom happens to be another lost soul and Greta takes it upon herself to take care of him, as she has done for the other alien species that get stranded in the Beyond.

Looked and sounded like Lindsay Lohan

Read the short story then you chud

For someone who claimed to love and care for everyone who came to her station, she wasn't doing a very good job of either of those things.

thom was a pretty shit hugh jackman too

...

If you can't see the agenda you're blind.

>she wasn't doing a very good job of either of those things.

Actually she has "countless times". Thom is an outlier do to being a stubborn normie who can't face reality.

You're just projecting, trannies aren't in combat units because they have massive open wounds carved into them and the world outside our sterile homes is fucking filthy.

Don't argue with an user who has discovered a new waifu.

The realism of some of the closeup skin textures were ridiculous, the shot of his back when they were against the wall could've fooled me had I seen it in isolation.

Oy vey. Time for the Aquila pasta

>Aquila still causing confusion

I'll post what's been said in other threads meshed with what happens in the short story.

>Thom's ship fucks up jump (humans are using alien tech that they don't fully understand)
>ends up in the "beyond", basically where no human ship has ever been before
>Thom's ship is saved by space spider and put into a simulation to prepare him for the reality of his situation (he's hundreds of light years from home, everyone he knows and loves has likely died of old age in the interim, and his only companions are hideous space spiders)
>"Greta" tries to ease him into reality by testing how he would handle the death of his wife, while also planting seeds of doubt about the "idealized reality" he's currently in. This isn't really covered in the animation but in the short story the navigator and black dude died during the jump due to modifications they made to their tanks, the navigator they wake up is a simulation crafted by Greta to to get Thom to start questioning the "reality" he's currently in. "THAT'S NOT THE REAL GRETA"
>works a little too well and Thom demands to be let out a little too soon
>cue spider scene and Thom's mind about to snap, so spiderfu puts him back into the simulation to save him from that and try again "for however long it takes"

So no. Greta doesn't feed on anyone. In fact she's the first victim of the navigational error in the short story. Since there's no way back she establishes her home there, and through experience she cares for other alien species who end up there through her simulation method. Her hive can be seen as more of a safety net since ships that fuck up the jump get wrecked beyond repair.
Thom, whether by being human or due to his personality, isn't as willing to "face reality" as the other alien speces are. His emaciated state is due to atrophy from being in the simulation for who knows how long.

>>Aquila still causing confusion
no one is confused retard

t. confused retard

Yeah, like the other user said, no one is confused. We're just arguing about the pros and cons of the spiderfu

>China being forcefully modernized by the west by colonism
except their 19th century modernization failed because locals were dumb traditionalists and commies were the ones to accomplish it?

zima blue was unironic kino
beautifully executed animation and nice wrap-up with no remaining questions after the end. just like a short story should be. thematizes deep and profound topics about what it means to be an artist and going back to your roots.
10/10

The Chinese were arrogant as fuck at the time, they genuinely believed they were superior to the bongs on all levels and considered bongs barbarians no different from Mongols. That's why they refused to modernise and got their shit pushed in.

>That's not how the scene plays out, it's actually bad writing that there's no clues (the sort you'd spot on a second viewing) or hints that she's thinking or feeling that.
user
it's called logic

>tfw you try to make everybody realize Suits was the best but they won't listen

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imagine retconning this hard
>it's the fault of the Chinese they got colonized

Nice counterpoint of fucking nothing, it's the fault of the Chinese for thinking they could win a war with Britain and refuse to negotiate with the bongs for a peaceful solution.

I've seen TONS of people confused about it. Same for Sonnie's Edge, despite both stories OUTRIGHT FUCKING TELL YOU what's going on.

Yeah if the animatrix was made by bunch of tumblr FAGGOTS with tumblr bs and not actual Japanese anime animators in Japan...

Ok, but no one is confused about it in this thread

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So was he ever human(upgraded from robot) or he always was robot?

That's something some idiot on Twitter made up. How can Netflix know your gender, sexuality or political preferences?

>buy our stuff
>no
>fuck you, can't even resolve matters peacefully
thank god Britain is getting more irrelevant with each day and China will be the next nr.1 superpower in 5-10 years

Not only that but being assholes to them is really fucking dangerous, because they like pitbuls, you do not fuck with them.

And more 3DCG.

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It's was more like:
>We're not buying Opium anymore
>Fine
>By the way we confiscated all the opium from British traders, burned it, and are putting even more embargoes on other goods they sell and we're not going to compensate them for it.
>Now they're demanding compensation from us.
>Not my problem
>It is now *blockades Canton*

But she slowly eating you during simulation, are you okay with that?

He did, in the short story. I'm guessing the animation changed it to a Daedalus and Icarus sort of thing.

Why do you think that's what's happening? There's absolutely nothing to suggest that.

DUDE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I HAD SONNIE'S EDGE AS MY FIRST EPISODE WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST GET CALLED A FAGGOT BY A FUCKING ONLINE STREAMING SERVICE???????

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what else is she feeding off retard

Yes, why wouldn't I be?

This. Some dumbass homo journo asked some other dumbass what their episode order was.
>It's different!? Durrr fuck research! Everything that happens on this planet must be in response to how gay I am! Let me state that as fact!

>straight men don't enjoy lesbian sex
there was not a single gay relationship in any of the cartoons, think about that faggot

are you a dumb dumb
how do yo know she doesn't eat ships? We don't see her eating people, but we also don't see her eating metal.

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>are you a dumb dumb
Are you? The article says the gay dude got that episode first while his straight friend got the spiderwoman episode first

She's been in the Beyond long before any other alien race shows up for ages. She clearly doesn't derive sustenance from living creatures.
Probably lives off space radiation for all we know, like some kind of plant.

>traditions and old order disappearing when West conquered China.
Ironic that the only place left in preserves Chinese traditions, the original writing system, and Buddhist temples that aren't just used for tourists is Hong Kong.

see

>a whopping sample size of two people

You're as dumb as the gay journo.

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confirmed dumbdumb in both reading and statistics

For fuck's sake, user, I was making a joke in the original post but you're too autistic to understand it

I'm sure Netflix knows whether you are gay or straight
and once again, why would a gay guy like a lesbian sex scene? it's retarded either way

jokes are funny. you weren't.

You're too caught up on the autism of the sample size to see the joke of a streaming service assuming your sexuality. It objectively works as a joke

>I-IT WAS JUST A JOKE I'M NOT REALLY RETARDED! HONEST GUYS!

Go to sleep

>why would a gay guy like a lesbian sex scene?
Pro-LGBT virtue signaling

nah

I realize where we are but I figured the capslock would be enough of an indicator

yeah

>when you're so retarded you unironically think some faggot cares about representation in a sci-fi show, but not even of his orientation, any kind will do

>why would a gay guy like a lesbian sex scene?
It's more he wouldn't like a straight sex scene.
It's less Netflix knowing that your gay but knowing that you're into social justice bullcrap so they put the most appealing one to you as the first episode to get you to watch.

You're genuinely retarded if you don't think they care

What's the shit with blind spot. It's just a typical cartoon show for kid.

How is it on the same tier with zima blue or any other espisode?

I saw other crew. We saw what state he is.
I believe she eat left capsule crew member first, then girl, that why girl feels dizzy and sick and even see spider true form at some part.
I think spider somehow manipulate space network to capture spaceships and feed on it crews.
It literally space spider with ships as fly.

ESL and couldn't be more wrong

>that why girl feels dizzy and sick and even see spider true form at some part.
Everything except for him and Greta were fabricated, user. Also the other crew were just dead.

Watching lesbian porn is arguably more straight than hetero porn.

>ESL

I can see why your'e confused.

see
It's not the fact that it's a sex scene

It's not the bug, it's the feature! It's also the bug.

but wait? if Netflix is muh evil swj, wouldn't they want to indoctrinate straight people instead of showing a lesbian scene to faggots?
I thought they had an agenda?

>Everything except for him and Greta were fabricated
It a telepathic spider, i'm sure it able to connect more than two mind in simulation. If she was simulation she wouldn't freak out.
>ESL
I do not know what that is.

It isn't muh evil sjw. It's a corporation that panders to sjws to make more money. They've now realized a way to pander to everyone

>WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST GET CALLED A FAGGOT BY A FUCKING ONLINE STREAMING SERVICE

yes

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>lesbian scene first
>borderline exploitation of prostitutes second
truly a genius plan muh fellow magapede
just admit you're retarded and the only experimenting they did was randomly, instead of basing it off a single fucking Twitter post

>truly a genius plan muh fellow magapede
Fuck off back to leftypol, faggot. I don't even like Trump

Some LDR episodes may have an agenda but the actual ordering list of the episodes are likely legitimately random.
The most likely reason why Sonnie's Edge comes first for most people is because it's by Blur Studio, which is run by the guy behind the whole LDR idea in the first place.
Unit Image made Aquila Rift, and they're french. Supposedly there are other orderings but the two I've seen so far are either Sonnie's Edge first or Aquila Rift first. This might just be used to promote fellow studios or as a show that "hey even if the guy who runs Blur is behind LDR we don't want to hog top billing and will give other studios a position on top of the list at random"

>he called me magapede so he's leftypol
lmao stop pretending

hey i got your sarcasm after the first reading

t. different user

>Some LDR episodes may have an agenda
You see agenda were is none. That some level of brainwashing.

Do you genuinely not see how retarded using that logic is when you started it?
>he repeated the sjw word that I used in the post he was replying to so he's a magapede

>Some LDR episodes may have an agenda
which ones? the only one I can remotely think of is good hunting

He think lesbian in first episode is agenda. He fucking retarded, don't mind him.

Thanks user. I was really confused how seriously it was being taken

>ESL still trying to post
And a ching chong nip nong to you.

Depends on your interpretations. Clearly a lot of people in this thread see Sonnie's Edge that way. Which is why they're wondering questioning the order in the first place.

>He think lesbian in first episode is agenda. He fucking retarded

Oh the irony of this post.

No one said it was the lesbians, retard

He's a retarded ESL user.
Don't mind him.

one person having bad grammar doesn't mean he's wrong user

Bisexual whatever, beyond the point.

Good lord, that's not what I was saying. I'd say stop while you're ahead but we're way past that point

what else is the agenda then?

Sounds less evil than what they've done in real life

I have nothing to do with esport, are you on drugs?

ESL means English (as a) Second Language, and you do indeed type like one

>speaking more than one language is retarded
only Americans could say something like this

First, I wasn't the guy who called you retarded. Second, he wasn't saying that because you speak multiple languages you're retarded. He was saying you don't speak english well and sound retarded because of it.

>speaking like a retard in another language is retarded

ftfy

we're not the same person faggot, at least learn to differentiate

don't worry, they all need to learn spanish nowdays anyway

>oh no he doesn't speak his third language perfectly, what a retard

Ok, my second point still stands. I didn't realize the ESL guy had white knights

If you type like a retard don't expect people to not call you a retard

>oh no he speaks like a retard
>guess he's retarded

Congrats, monkey. Looks like you're finally getting it.

the only white knights are people who are "ESL" as well
at least we can feel superior knowing that you wouldn't survive in a non-anglo-influenced country for a second

I wouldn't be caught in a non-anglo-influenced country for a second

Fuck good hunting and some of the more reddity episodes, but fish night, shapeshifters and ESPECIALLY ZUMA BLUE was KINO

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>at least we can feel superior knowing that you wouldn't survive in our backwater shit hole

Damn. Got me there!

that's your future though

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In distant future India has bathrooms

I'm not american

oh, my bad

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I'm not european

>Americans being delusional and uneducated again
absolute kek
unless you're rich you literally live in a second world country murifat

what then

it's not that far off user

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I'm australian, but I hate to break it to you, your prepared race projection folder isn't very triggering

>second world
Don't think American is much like any soviet countries, user

Christ, man. Stop teasing Pedro. Look at him. He's trying so damn hard to get the right infographic.

>I use outdated meanings
everybody knows what is meant by second world smartass

Accurate meanings, you mean. You could have just said third world, but I know you didn't want it to be a direct comparison to whatever shithole you live in

>uses old meanings
doesn't know what thirld world means in the original meanings
absolute kek faggot, Switzerland and Sweden are third world countries by the old definition
so yes you're right, I live in Switzerland a literal third world country

>unless you're rich you literally live in a second world country
>projecting this hard

Hoo boy, words cannot describe how comfy I am watching you seeth and project your third world problems from your little mud hut.

read

Oh man, you really got me here, user. I'm sure to anyone lurking this thread I'll be the one who looks like the idiot here.