Joaquin & Rooney

How did Joaquin Phoenix get such a kino gf?

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kino attracts kino

Based.

>forcing your GF to dress exactly like you
Big dick move

They both have high-functioning autism

She knows she has no power over mega-Chad tier Joaquin.

They both probably communicate non-verbally, through electromagnetic waves or something.

they look like a couple who enjoy oral sex & butt teasing more than penetrative sex

Sounds cute. :)

What is the Yea Forums opinion on Joaquin being vegan.
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Good for him. Vegans aren't hurting anyone. Let them believe in whatever they want to. Dietary choices are strictly personal.

They both seem kind of fucked up so it makes sense

His gf is very boyish user. Not sure that's kino.

this is /ourcouple/ 2bh

Wish the better Phoenix brother lived and this untalented faggo died instead.

I think she's attractive and sounds smart in interviews. Joaquin wouldn't date women that aren't secretly based.
Definitely. Surprised this couple isn't a big meme here.

I like Jaoquin better. We already have a DiCaprio.

why would you wrap your headphones around yourself like you want to be strangled?

River was in like 2-3 good movies before he died. Joaquin has proved himself to be a kino-man over the last 20 years.
Yeah. River was like the depressed indie DiCaprio.

Perhaps they're into that. :)

Her family is worth gorillions so he's lucky feller

>I think she's attractive and sounds smart in interviews.
she's also a whore

All women are.

gfs do this naturally if you're an alpha.

literally all women are whores, you can't hold that against them.

Good.

I live mostly vegan myself.
Maybe once the meat industry settles down I'll switch back, but that won't be for a while.

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