Looks like meats back on the menu boys

they're just dumb elves, user

That's like complaining about why WH40k orks call themselves boiz

More to the point why didn't elrond just stop isildur from taking it in the first place? Why don't more people give him shit for doing literally nothing to stop what he calls "the strength of men failing" (clearly in an attempt to make himself feel better for being useless). Why isn't he called "That guy who did literally nothing to stop the impending apocalypse when he had the chance"

You don't know what they identified as

das raciss

>what about the jannies? Yea Forums doesn’t need those.

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FUCK ORCS

OI DIS GIT BE TINKIN' DA' ROIGHT WAY

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>Receives specific orders to not kill any halflings
>Sees halflings
>Immediately tries to split them down the middle with a giant axe
I am curious to know what would've happened to this bloke had he succeeded. I imagine they would've just eaten him.

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This is true, Elrond should have just shoved Isildur into the fires of Mt. Doom

Sex doesnt exist in Tolkien-verse

Lurtz scared the fucking shit out of me when I was a kid

Orcs weren't black they were from the Norf.

Orcs are elves who identify as otherkin. Because elves are pure, they detest any body modifications, so these otherkin go to Sauron to begin transitioning. Any talk about the elves being "tortured" is propaganda, they simply wanted to express themselves more freely.

I'm surprised they didn't put any female orcs in the Hobbit movies considering all the other stupid shit they did.

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you see orcs, i see a doctor, an engineer and a scientist

because the elves are niggers and didnt want the ring to be destroyed

isildur would have kicked elrond's ass

>Wot about their legs? They don't need those

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>try to stop him
>the ring empowers Isildur for that moment, gives him manic panicked strength
>Isildur kills Elrond, still dies later per the ring's will
OR
>try to stop Isildur
>succeed
>pick up the ring, about to destroy it
>end up walking out with it on your finger
>events play out exactly the same but with Elrond

That's why

rino99 - Captive of the Orcs.

What ps2 game is this?

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Do you think it would work as a cockring too?
Asking for a friend

Yes, it would fit on your micro penis

Call thyself not a true lord of the rings fan without playing this pinball machine!
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>"Your clones are very impressive."
So why did the elves have a clone army again?

Male and female orcs are hard to tell apart in canon.

In all likelihood a number of orcs seen are women.

Orcs are an analogy for modern agriculture, twisting beautiful organisms into something grotesque to maximize particular traits. Essentially they are genderless since they reproduce asexually.
Urukhia were the orc version of GM crops

>meats
I think you mean "meat's"

As you may not know, it means the meat possesses the menu.

Why didn't the just bank the ring into the mt doom hole?

It's not even a good face

Because they are the superior race, devoid of the hindrance that are women

That's a halberd

>Watch film about WW1
>It's all men
>Do females even exist in this timeline??

I also only have seen male "refugees", but they still have a concept of "sex"

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>looks like
A creature born for war using idiomatic phrases.
>meats
Differentiating types of food as a carnivore
>back on the menu
Knowing what a menu is...
>boys
Referring to themselves as a gender when orcs are asexual

Is this the worst piece of dialog ever written for a movie?

That's the most commonly misheard line in movie history. It's really
>Looks like meat is back on the men, you boys!

That Kiwi PM looks like she has some orc in her.

How much payroll tax was Sauron paying, given the huge workforce he had?
How much interest was he paying Morgoth on the war loans he had clearly taken out?
What were the insurance premiums for property insurance in Minas Tirith, given they were under constant threat from Sauron?

orc restaurants

this cant be real. this is like the wolverine tier

How do humans have a concept of gills? They're not fish.

>hehehe good ol' killboy, look at 'im go

Is more like a bardiche you stupid faggot.

>orcs have menus
>orcs knows about gender concepts
and Aragorn just went into the mountains and slaugthered Orc babies in their cribs? Man, Tolkien is such a hack. Thank God for actual good authors like George R.R Martin, the author of the clearly superior fantasy novels in his "A Song of Ice and Fire" franchise.

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This just bait

In the books orcs "torture" female elves. Take that what you will.

In the books Morgoth wold rise humans in cages for three generations until they were like animals and would mate with anything even orcs

Morgoth and Sauruman made Man Orcs, Orcmen and Goblin Men

>I'm not making this up and it's canonically accurate.

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The orcs torture everyone

It's likely that Saruman creates new strains of Uruk-Hai with captured Dunlendings crossed with orcs. Isengard is one huge interracial breeding centre

If you read TTT the hobbits looking on a march out of Isenguard see Orkish looking men who remind them of Bill Fenny back home. The Implication is these almost human looking orc men were sent out at least 30 years ago as spies.

The same thing was happening to the female orcs as what happens to male chickens

The men who capture the Shire are also described as orc like. Tolkien does tend to use these descriptors, even describing the men of Far Harad as looking half-troll. Whether he means it in a literal sense is somewhat up to interpretation.

Yeah if they were advance men for Saruman, they could have been some of his part orc ruffians. Actually one was Bill Fenny from Bree, the one in charge of the Buckland gate they took his club and banished him from the shire the first thing when they got to the shire. Bill Fenny the Mule kicked him on the way out maybe breaking some bones

ITT: It finally dawns on Yea Forums that Peter Jackson is an absolute hack who makes absolute pleb movies. The JK Rowling of the film industry.

More a Dane Axe.

Rowling is mocked for the incessant revisionism of her characters. Maybe if Jackson claimed Bilbo as a black transsexual.

Underrated

To what extent did you go to find this image in order to make this post?

May I remind you of Tauriel, the strong independent mary sue literal race mixer, who did not even exist in Tolkien's universe.

99% sure this was the decision of the studio, to add a 'strong female character'. They are normally the ones who make decisions like this. The movies were gonna be a bust no matter what by the time Peter got there.

Then they should make Beren and Lúthien she fucking beats up Sauron and his GF and takes their skins elf girl power

Yeah the irony is that Tolkien actually writes very strong female characters. Thing is, it backfired anyway as actual feminists complained she just existed for the shitty love plot. Studios never learn.

its not even fucking close to a halberd. an actual halberd is 90% spear

Orcs are genderfluid

What could he do? If he killed isildur not only would it absolutely start a war between elves and men, but he would almost certainly fall under the spell of the ring himself
Also the scene in the film where they both go into the volcano and isildur gives him a cheeky grin didn’t happen in the books

Hi Jerma, go make the new Rumble at a casino you hack
I love you

>OP puts a spin on a decade old joke with a bait and switch
>autistic nerds unironically argue about it

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they kinda did put goblins in goblin town wearing cloth pieces across their chests
supposedly those were females

>Magnificent aren't they?

godamn shes a fucking milf

do sex

Is the ring the best mcguffin in the history of film and literature?

ooof

based

kek