Tree gives anyone who eats from it the knowledge of good and evil

>>somehow talking snake knows about good and evil despite never eating from the tree

How do you know what the snake knows? It isn't explained what the snake knows. Also, fuck off, boy raper.

>not knowing god's whole shtick of free will to humankind
come on m8

How is it "free" when he not only knows before creating you what you'll do, but still punishes you for something he obviously designed you specifically to do?

Plot twist: Yahweh became God when he ate from the trees of life & knowledge and overthrew the last god(s) which is why he wanted to stop his new mortals from doing it themselves.

cringe

Then why didn't adam and eve have the ability to overthrow him? They ate from the tree after all.

Reminder that Adam had a wife before Eve, named Lilith.

This isn’t cringe though. I was raised Christian and this is shit as a kid you think about all the time. Muh free will is a shit reason for why god let sin into the world lol

God didn't "design" us to disobey him, he designed us to have the freedom to make our own choices and he wanted us to choose him by our own merit.

Literally how can a single person with internet access still believe in any organized religion? Spend 5 minutes reading about history.

>Perhapssss he was wondering why someone would throw an angel out of heaven after condemning him to hell

>aaaaah look at what of made!!!
>okay now humans I grant you free will do it with it as you like
>NOOOO FUCK YOU FOR EATING THAT FRUIT IM GONNA FUCK YOUR HELL SPAWN FOR THE NEXT EON!!!!

What did god mean by this?

Does that mean he doesn't know what path humans will choose? If he did, he is culpable. If he didn't, he's not omniscient.

Yahweh probably wasn't a dumbass and made them unable to overthrow him.

Or maybe he exists in a quantum state, perpetually knowing all the choices and their outcomes, and our world is the result of our collective choices all cumulated into one timeline. It’s fucking annoying to think that God’s mind and logic reflects our own limited understanding of the universe. And people act like such imbeciles when talking about the limits to his power. Imagine explaining anything of value to an infant, and then watching them disregard your wisdom to shit their pants or electrocute themselves.They wouldn’t know what to make of your wisdom, and they wouldn’t care. We are only like Him in the fact that we get to choose, and more often than not we choose poorly. This is the world we as a species have chosen, and if he was anything like us he would be weeping or screaming as he destroyed us for our horrific actions and our useless intelligence. What a fucking waste. What a beautiful world we were given, crafted lovingly to explore and to cultivate, and we filled it with retards.

Or the creators pf the myth didn't think it through

>handsome man with the grey beard asked him how do you like dem apples?

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Don't give people freedom then.

>implying god knew
So wouldn't that make the fall an inside job? Why should we trust that bearded faggot

The snake was Satan you fucking brainlets

The bible states that god threw them out before they would want to eat from the tree of life too. That literally was the reason he threw them out in the first place (that, and probably by then Eve would have been an unbearable cunt).
It's a myth from a time when men formed first cultures and stopped being hunter gatherers on a large scale (hence their children Cain, a cultivator, slaying Abel, a hunter).
It deals with new religious perspectives that such a change brought with itself, such as common law and stuff.
The snake by the way is just that: a talking snake. There was no evil in Eden.