What does Yea Forums think of the Irwins' animal show?

>i bet there are animal rights people that dont like them, because animal rights people hate everything
There are people who love animals, and then there's PETA.

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i would say yes. he's big enough to tear her throat out. that's the only way he could kill a human at his size but it's possible especially looking at that pic. i've had pet housecats that woulda ripped my throat instantly if they were big enough. cats can be mean as fuck

I wish all Australians were like Steve Irwin.

waiting for the day when one of them inevitably dies in a worse way than their father

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>a whole continent of people running around jumping into trees and bushes, grabbing and fondling wild animals

I think ti'll be very big, if you know what I mean.

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tiger has had more action with a female than I ever will, they would rather mess with a savage animal than me jesus christ

Why is she so thicc, brehs?

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HOLY SHIT DUDE!

Those are some beautiful big titties right there. What in the fuck!?!!

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>he's a tits guy

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HOLY FUCKING YUMOLA BASED TIGEROLA FINNA SUCK THAT BIG OL MILKOLA
SUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>not liking everything about a woman

>4'11
IMAGINE

I dated a girl that short in high school. Was a gymnast. It was fun.

no you didnt

I do, I just don't obsess over tits. The best features are legs, butt, and farts. Face isn't that important because every woman uses makeup and can look decent with it.

I know this may come as a shock to you, but not everyone in here has problems with women.

>Face isn't that important
enjoy goblino kids

yes they do

Steve Irwin was an arrogant, self centered pest. His father built his legacy, his father was the one that actually cared about animals. Steve and his wretched cunt of a wife only ever cared about being on television and looking good even if it meant needlessly pestering animals for a career

>farts.
>Face isn't that important
Literally shit taste

>keeping her father's legacy alive of touching and annoying animals

Yeah no thanks. Absolute shit tier in comparison to the likes of the BBC's Natural History Unit.

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?
As long as the kids are white, it's fine.

Best taste. Anal is degenerate though.

>A few animals get "pestered"
>Raises awareness globally for animals
>Raises tremendous funding for the zoo his father started
>Somehow a bad guy

PETA go

it has paws you cretin

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Based.

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No one comes on the 4chin if they have no problems with women

Saying Steve was a bad conservationist because he annoyed animals is like saying Teddy Roosevelt was a bad naturalist because he hunted them.

>raises awareness globally
Shut the fuck up lol you JUST know someone is talking shit when they say meaningless crap like this
>raises tremendous funding for the zoo his father started
>it's OK if he sold his soul because more money!!!
Back to Melbourne

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Steve did very little conservation work himself. His name would get slapped on things because he gets publicity and more money

This. Post actual nature kino.

youtube.com/watch?v=c8aFcHFu8QM

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*unzips* I'm sorry, Steve....I'm so sorry....

>not calling your dick the sting ray
w/e queer

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adelies are such bros

>face isn't that important
>farts
you fucking faggots trying to ruin this board's good name

Ban pedos

>youtube.com/watch?v=c8aFcHFu8QM

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That would scare the fuck out of me.

test

youtube.com/watch?v=FY24be2cmr8

erection ejection sequence starting

implying there was ever any fuck in you to begin with

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>brehs
Slit your wrists faggot

Damn Steve's daughter aged well.

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Oh my good word

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imagine him getting on the boat and tearing them limb from limb haha

cheeky fella

Man those are some big fuckin titties

see
4'11 thick dancer with tig o bitties. She's the kind of chick if she doesn't get fat she'll be total milf slam piece

Croikey, look at those milkers.

So, she got those things from Steve's side of the family, right?
I mean, Terri's cute, definite MILF, but her figure isn't that impressive.

Well you say that.

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>implying this shit has anything on Marty Stouffer's Wild America

youtu.be/GDiurxZtmxQ

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i never noticed that guy was like 5'3 before seeing him next to her.

Orcas are fucking terrifying, man. Even as a kid I thought you had to be fucking insane to go swimming with one of those things.

Look at the size of this shela, isnt she gorgeous.

what were the birds thinking?

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they're only on edge in captivity really
in the wild they're bros

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=)

just realized I've never seen a bird where you could see the whites of their eyes
kind of weird

Did it cum on her

They're beautiful creatures and I like them from a distance. But they are fucking monsters. Transient orcas would definitely not be bros if encountering a human. They'd knock you out of your little boat then tear you limb from limb for giggles.

>tfw your beak is so big you can scratch properly

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Classy gorilla, at least he didn't fling his shit at them.

Fuck the police.

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I think he meant dead. He wishes all Australians were dead.

I don't think there has been a single recorded fatal orca attack in the wild. I think it's because they're smart and realize we don't look like usual prey/ are a bad meal. If you think about it, eating something you're not used to could be poisonous or have some kind of defense mechanism that fucks you up.

Me right now.

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I wish I was a dog with a good family

Reminder Steve Irwin did more harm than good

reminder you will never leave your parent's house

Reminder that Yea Forums is packed with edgy contrarians

not all adelies

Those things will tear you to shreds

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Felines have thorned penises

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Some work harder than others.

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>My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial
>Can you say the same?

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Not likely. It won't get aggressive until they get larger, and this one is obviously captive. I think she is heavier and could pull it off before anything ever happened. Is there any case of a grown human being killed by a baby tiger?

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>I need an adult!

Besides the opinion on da show, I really think that somebody needs to come up with the method, those cub, panda or elephant stay puppy size.

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Chinstraps deserve better.

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I knew what you meant, but user..

That webm is very uncomfy.

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Pleaz ....

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Go back to the grave, Costeau

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my spirit animal hehe

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Fuck off Brosnan this ones mine

Lads, do you think 7x6" would be enough for this prime breeding sow?

>ass guy
>doesn't even know about the secret menu at Taco Bell for breast men
Enjoy your fart fetish. I'll be over here enjoying my Nachos Galacticos, fruitcake.

it's fucking house cat sized

When I realized that most Australians were just shitty coastal city dwellers, and not rugged outback survivalists wearing shorts, I got depressed. Same for when I found out Canada was full of US-border hugging city dwellers and not husky plaid wearing lumberjacks.

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that he wanted them to eat the parasites in his teeth

it's arm is thicker than hers m9

>and not rugged outback survivalists wearing shorts

Who you really want is the British bloke Ray Mears. Bear Grylls an absolute shit.

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what does he spit at the birds at the start?

he wanted them to know he meant whale

>actual title of that webm is "Elizabeth Debicki runs past the papparazzi"

>Ray Mears

K I N O

Orcas are dolphins.

he wanted them to know he had a porpoise for them

I'm guessing that, just like people, there are wide intellect margins for animals and some of the smart ones do this kind of shit because they feel a primitive version of humor.

BABY WANT MILKIES

what if it was a house cat sized tiger with human intelligence versus Steve Irwin's daughter at age 14 and it's a duel and Brandi and the kitten both get a second, their respective fathers can sub in on their daughter's death's which would make it unarmed Steve versus and adult tiger

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I don't know, but I remember seeing his daughter on some dancing show and dear lord she was hot.
Very curvy.

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Fucking based

what's his fucking problem?

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is this cat high? lol

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What's his problem?

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looks like a rap video the way he turns his head to look at the camera

wow qt

lol based

Gimme some of that Brownes choccy milk Bindi

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nothing has gone to waste

lmao fucking bastard

That, plus the one getting shat on was the equivalent of a 30 yr old NEET in his mom's basement that refuses to get a job and move out. Or in this case a hatchling that won't fuck off to find a mate and be a responsible penguin.

For an aquatic bird who spends an enormous amount of time at sea you'd think they wouldn't go all "Tim! The water is lava!!"

Cassowary's are basically modern day Deinonychus.

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>"Honey - I didn't know you were so into nature shows."

IT'S PRODDING FOR WEAKNESSES IN THE SKULL

blows my mind they can do that without toes to grip with

Spent those 94sec waiting for the cat to give him a free ear piercing.

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Dinosaurs need love too.

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>that look
you just KNOW

crikey.

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>tfw no pet dino

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I'm sorry you're retarded and can't understand basic cat behavior.

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KANGS

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youtube.com/watch?v=m_a7CveME_U

Why was the bird scared of the smaller penguin?

is that a pusy

Fuck you, cunt. Peta doesnt like to see animals suffer. They support euthanizing animals in pain, unlike 4channers, who just like setting cats on fire and hitting dogs in the face with a shovel.

because it has balls of steel and doesn't afraid of anything

favourite bird but holy fuck no thank you

perhaps

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bitch is stacked

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almost as good as giraffe babies coming out head first towards the ground
funnily enough, I saw it on that show with the Irwin kids

>ho just like setting cats on fire and hitting dogs in the face with a shovel

That's a minority. Most of Yea Forums loves animals.

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ENOUGH TO NIBBLE ON FOR A LIFETIME

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LOL

FUCKING ORCAS GET OFF MY LAWN

Meanwhile in the Ukraine

Ever wondered why NZ doesn't have any of the same number of poisonous spiders Oz has?

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fuck u zerg apologist

can i import some of these and use them to fend off spiders in my home

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I think that bird likes being the toilet

>the chad neet vs the virgin wagie

The Kardashians. No joke. People are that retarded.

Stuffed into a wood chipper, sure

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when it runs out of spiders it will eat away at your eyeballs as you sleep

She's 4'11

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hot

CUTE

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It was an aggressive adult

Nuke the oceans

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Jesus FUCK

God you are so misled.

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All legal in Finland ;)

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Would expect a merkin to say that. Siphonophores are the ultimate expression of communism: half-a-dozen different kinds of animals living together in a harmonious colony - some are propulsion, some catch food, others distribute food to the non-mouthpart members of the colony etc.

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How can people not like Steve? Yeah he touched wild animals but he did so just to show off to people around the world first hand how great they were.
Him and his family have done nothing but help conservation but some assholes have a problem with it just because he was passionate about wildlife unlike anyone else.

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gotta get those (You)s somehow

>Shadman

PETA are literally domestic terrorists that go around euthanizing animals off the street, including people's pets and trying to poison dogs at dog shows
Go fuck yourself

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The Chad stance

ayy he cute

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still would

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link to video?, asking for a friend

It would suck getting wet somewhere that humid, but Gorillas can't swim.

wholesome boop

when will they learn, etc., etc.

Literally evolution and natural selection in a nutshell

wow that was fucking awful

i laughed at first but as it kept going i just felt sad and uncomfortable

fucking manlets

-NNnaaaaa~

brehs

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did she giv birth to that cat????

French bulldogs are such ugly breeds

that shit cracks me up every time.

Q T!!

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BIG STONKING TITS

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oh god, i could almost feel the seal was going to escape

A fish. To bait them. That's why they were all sticking around despite him getting close.

Wtf did she smell like?

Here I was thinking that he thought the birds were going to feed him

wait, this bird has definitely been shitted more than once.

pussy

I think its also the fact that orcas recognize humans as being intelligent. Remember, Orcas are actually dolphins, and, even though they're the largest dolphin, they have the intelligence of the average dolphin (which equates to a human)

I think an Orca will not attack a human unless absolutely provoked. And if they do so, its more out of retaliation then animalistic instinct.

chock-a-block full

Taking a barb, just like her dad

Seal KINO threads are god tier

Like a bitch in heat.

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The Chad Adelie vs the Virgin Emperor

I remember that scene from Lion King

what am i looiking at here

Ah yes, the majestic ocean dildo

I like hands

Did he fucking die at the end

Look at how smug he is!

You're it!

Gay

Ghey

Ghey

Siphonophorae - a class of colony animals
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siphonophorae

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Cheetahs are the best cats

>Hey Bindi, you wanna Bindi on this? Oh!

Yes, a sea lion fucked him up and he somehow escaped but he was mortally wounded. RIP pengoo.

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Twitter when a white man has nerve offer an opinion

sorry guys, she's already dating some chad.

>that greentext where some vorefag user gets eaten by an orca and lives to tell the tale

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What ever Peta.

HEY BINDI
WANNA BEND-I OVER?

save me aquaman

Underrated

solid bants user

These things scared me in Farcry 3

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lol

In the defense of birds they have quite a reach with commonly said 10000 bird species(which may be up to 18000 if my quick googling is correct) while there are 5450 mammal species, 1200 of which are bat species.

but no chad heavies anymore

JAIME PULL THAT UP

literally me rn

Why are penguins so fucking racist and xenophobic?

DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!

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bump

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I’m sorry Steve, but those are some BIG OLD FLOPPY SLOPPY MILK JUGGGGGGGGGGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're not, the penguin that comes in at 0:29 is an adult of a different penguin species, and it comes to protect the baby emperor penguins that are being bullied by that asshole flyer

ever see the movie roar :P

kek

>Chad chick flexing and protecting the others
a cure for depression

classic example of the malet rage

>when you know alcohol is ruining your life but you don't like your life that much

Is this the actual origin of the dab?
Like, where zoomers imitating this guy?

You just know!!!

Hope she didn't eat that

Only a true manet would mistakenly misspell manlit like that. See?

she didn't, just got it up to her nips
she gave birth to twins though, so they had to take one away from her, because pandas only care for 1 kid at a time because of course those suicidal bears do

they manage to give both of them mama-care by bamboozling her and switching them out a couple of times per day

here i am drunk 5 in the morning. how the fuck did i find myself here. anyway here's your video. I found it with google image search. you should try it
ooporn.com/v/4Hz

capitalizing off of daddy's death is the purest form of capitalism.

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is that etup?

Kek

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>farts is a feature
What fucking cave did you crawl out of to post this nonsense, Prajesh?

Reminder that Planet Earth is fake. You are braindead if you think they don't use CG.

100% this. If she keeps her body in check, she will age like a fine wine rather than milk that's been left in the Outback.

>being a low iq ass wigger

kys faggot

No. Loads of people hate those Armenian fucks. No one hates these based Aussies. The Kardashians are super polarizing.

I NEED to fuck Bindi

does the bird want to eat them or is it just bullying them?

>farts

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he fucking baited them with the fish

JEAZUS CHROIST CRIKEY' WE GOT US A PROIME ONE RIGH' 'ERE

The bra is doing 90% of the work though. Seems like a severe case of flapjack.

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>look at me Hector

Crikey, user.

>that fat giant unit in the background doing nothing but looking dumb ahead while midget chad protects

literally me

This is all well and good, but we need to talk about time cube

>Implying that's not what I want

>hes an ass man

Savages the lot of you..

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>farts over tits
>being a fart guy

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Maybe its better steve didn't get to live to see his daughter turn into a curvy, big breasted eye candy. I couldnt imagine having a smoking hot daughter.

>"wow steve is that Bindi!! Havent seen her in years!!"

Having to hear that 24/7

Those would look glorious while shes on her back taking it from me.

>Harvey Weinstein's hotel room

Did he do that shit on purpose?

Fucking awesome.

I'd show Bindi my animal if you know what I mean

Gorgeous.

Why are random nature webm threads the only consistently decent threads on this shithole?

I guess Ol' Steve is better off dead ain't he? At least he didn't live long enough to become a cuck...

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Yep. Legit Lovecraft-tier.