"Captain, we found a billion skeletons under the planet of the highly suspicious and dangerous robots."
"They've been acting strange and ominous so we should leave the ship and ask them about it."
"Shouldn't we first come up with a plan in case they turn violent?"
"What? That's crazy talk."
"Captain, we found a skeleton inside you."
dude it was nuffin, you just racist.
>they remove it
>he ends up looking like Yaphit
I liked tonight's episode.
It was really good.
SPOOKY
Hey! You guys suck!
Oh what the heck, I've got a skellington inside me, join the party!
It's an allegory for african refugees
>Ooo, Yaphit, you gon make me squirt
Nothing quite like lighting up a cigarretto and watching a sports game.
>Kelly: Your Majesty, the Kaylon are approaching the gates!
>Ed: Well don't be racist. Let them in.
>That was a Party Political Broadcast by the Labour Party.
I was hoping the Orville would be brave enough to tackle the question of "What happens to jism when you have sex with a hologram in a holodeck"? But no, not even a cumstain on his real shirt. Could've been funny and disgusting all in one
At what point are they going to come out and say the entire crew is incompetent?
>random guy bring some time capsule out in the middle of space for some reason
They completely do. Everytime one of them gets taken hostage the admirals really flip flop on actually getting them back. They are literally expendible.
Makes you wonder if the big ships are full of Flash Gordons, Rikers, and Reebos.
There has to be either an autoflush feature like those hooker toliets in Seattle. I mean, Bortus had the porn thing and was into it hard while Gordon admits to it, then you have proven that kids can hack them.
If it doesn't clean itself they'd slip everytime they walk in.
>like those hooker toliets in Seattle
wtf are you talking about?
there used to be ones that would clean themselves after you left. never one that would dematerialize cum as it shot out of your dick
>Bortus had the porn thing
That's officially known as The Sex Lagoon.
reminds me of the slime girls in duke nukem 3d
and thats when my now vast archive of vintage tentacle hentai began.
>it's a Moclan episode next week
Holy shit, Moclancide when?
JUST
SKELETONS UNDER THE PLANET?
I need bortus smoking webms and pics pls
>I own an iShit
>I hate the Orville
>I'm from reddit
Is a day that ends in 'y' already?
How do I get a cute hologram gf? no Gregs allowed
>not just making a porn simulation out of her
Completely ruined my immersion.
Why didn't he just delete Greg as of the date of the first party?
or reprogram greg to dump her
But they had already broken up. If you just delete him from that point on, it's like he never contacted her again.
>Why didn't he just reprogram
Same reason he didn't just fuck with her profile untill she turned into a waifu catered to his personal fetishes, he had convinced himself she was 'alive' and messing with her broke his illusion. He could sell himself on just taking greg out right up until he noticed it had affected her.
The man was trying to preserve his fiction
no, that's the question. Why didn't he just reprogram greg to dump her or leave instead of a full delete of him. Not after the delete, instead.
cause he realized it broke the illusion that it wasn't fiction
I don't think you're getting it. The complaint is why didn't he reprogram greg to disappear when greg appeared RATHER than delete him. So at that point, he hadn't realized anything about breaking the illusion, he just wanted laura back. It was for plot purposes, but really, it was just lazy writing
The greater the control he exerted the more he had to acknowledge he could exert control in the first place. He wouldn't have been able to delete greg at any point if she was as real as he argued she was.
You don't understand. The more involved he had to get, the more he had to face reality that she was fiction. "Delete Greg" was just two words, and maybe if it had just solved his problem he could have continued pretending. The more he had to think and change things to make it work, the more it would ultimately fail.
no, I fucking get that. I'm not complaining about the morals or philosophy of the situation, I'm complaining about the literal logistics and writing of the script.
There is nothing wrong with the writing. You're not making any sense. If he had the know-how and the awareness to program Greg to disappear, then he would have already had the awareness that it was a fiction and would have given up the endeavor before he started.
>delete greg
>change to:
>kill greg
>make greg go away
>make greg move away
>etc
> The black aliens immediately get addicted to cigarettes
What did Seth mean by this?
that he understands kino
It wasn't fiction though. It was literally a historical recreation of her life. Gordon's mistake was getting personally involved and thinking it was anything more than that. I thought the concept was interesting from a historical perspective. Tuvok was so interested in all these artifacts and Gordon goes and creates a living simulation of the period which is much more engaging.
I thought the twist was going to be that the skeletons were the remains of the Kaylon before they ascended to artificial bodies. The Kaylon would be angry at the Orville crews meddling and would refuse to join the Union