Only in fiction a fat old poor baldie like this could get a prime goddess like Daddario

God I wish I was in a small town

SOME twenty-year old women like older men, they usually have daddy-issues and the guy has to be in some position of authority (like be her college professor) or have money. Odd of a random guy in his 30s pulling some quality 18-20 year old pussy without him being rich are probably close to 0%

i'm the one actually thinking this right now

college girls wants this

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fucking love this image

Once had a professor roommate, he was in his 30s and pulled students all the time. He did the whole artsy intellectual thing and they fell for it constantly. He was fucking new girls every week and they were all 18-22. Thing is it was all an act, when no girls were around he was a totally different person, a slob, not very smart, etc. He essentially lied his way into puss and it worked fantastically. He would even get them to loan him money and then ghost them on a regular basis.

But in real life balding men often have hot girlfriends

That guy is 35+

it's alright user, you'll get plenty of pussy when you get bald, wrinkly and fat, just keep on believin'

prime marty wasn't bald, wrinkly or fat

Lmao no. At best he'd get late 20s roasties with arm sleeves and septum piercings.

Twenty year old women like
>ripped
>rich
>young looking
30 year olds with sexy jobs like lawyer or doctor, not balding lardasses with shitty trade jobs

user clearly hasn’t experienced the joy of a woman with daddy issues.

If you haven't been spending all your time in your room it is actually surprisingly easy to manipulate and take advantage of young girls when you are in your mid to late thirties.

Ban pedos

and a cop

>manipulate attraction
You can't

It's about face, frame and height

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based boomers

>tfw chinlet

never had a chance

same bro

me on the left except talking about being 25 to 18 year olds

t. incel

Nigga, if skinnyfat do-nothing losers like me can attract pleasant women every once in a while the chinless wonder has no excuse. People like you make me sick. Can't accept your own failings so you have to bring up all these scapegoats.

It doesn't matter if you're skinny fat. You probably have an average to above average chin and jawline.

I'm 29 and was regularly pulling 18-22 year olds from the university in my hometown. Now my current gf is 23.

I'm quite insecure about my jawline and usually keep a beard to hide it. I don't know about my chin though so maybe you're right. I still think it's a foolish thing to focus on though.

Must be nice to be able to grow a beard.

Thank you for the compliment.

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How to stop being a chinlet. I could have a normal face but damn that fucking chin is killing it

old kikes buy and enslave hotter white slaves daily

agreed

You are oh so wrong

you virgins who complain about not getting laid have too high of standards and are too stupid to realize that it isn't only a 10/10 model or a 0/10 fat bull dyke out there

you seem like a nice guy, blackpill yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=mJ-KyciTXU4
genioplasty
that's why that only happens in fiction

in reality he would by slaying a skinnyfat post prime cougar lmao

Me too! Save it, it's yours my friend! :)

They did a good job making him look like shit.