Cardi B Stripper Movie

>According to Deadline, Cardi has been cast in Hustlers, writer-director Lorene Scafaria’s upcoming film about revenge-seeking former strip club employees, based on a 2016 article in New York Magazine. So, yes, former stripper Cardi B is set to begin her ascent in Hollywood by playing a former stripper, and she will absolutely fucking kill it.
>Cardi B joins a cast that includes Jennifer Lopez, Constance Wu, Keke Palmer, and Julia Stiles. Lili Reinhart—whose brief turn as a cam girl in Riverdale’s second season stressed me out so much I had to cleanse my palate with five episodes of Cheers—is also reportedly in this film, so it is possible I will not be able to see it in theaters, I do not know. Live your dreams, Betty Cooper! But please never listen to your creepy fake brother again!
Will it be kino?

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>was a stripper
>plays a stripper
Poetry

800 IQ method acting

Maybe because I'm not American, but it looks like Cardi B appeared out of nowhere. Like, suddenly, many people decided she's the next big thing.
Am I the only one?

if brie Larson is unattractive then so is cardi b

they are about the same level of disgusting to me

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#TeamNicki
Lardi B sucks

Cardi might be worse because she is younger and somehow aging worse than Larson

I agree with you, not that different from your average pop star though I suppose. I hate that open mouth pose she always makes.

A popstar from my country, probably the biggest right now here, used to make shows in a small place near my house (near the slum and the open sewer river) when I was a kid.
I remember really well because it was one of those shows where they call 4 or 6 singers/groups to be together because no one is really famous. Like, I saw her growing success.
But with Cardi B is just BOOM she's the next big thing and it's always on radio.

Listen to better radio, I have never heard her

Need a light-skinned Dominican gf, lads

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fucking THIS god i need to colonize cardi b

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I'm from America and I have no idea who the fuck this sheboon is

>jennifer lopez
that bitch was old and busted twenty years ago

She’s the establishments replacement for Nicki Minaj since she’s a few years over the hill at his point

Is this a stripper thread?

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based

this is how dicks break

pretty sure they dug her up as a "rival" to niki minaj
like a female biggy and tupac to drive up sales except nobody gets killed this time

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what the hell bros

She NEEDS White babies!

What if they started fighting, both their clothes fall off, Nicki falls down with her legs spread eagle, then Cardi B trips over her and her titty falls into Nicki's mouth. Hahahahaha, that would be funny.

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>half the soccer moms and parents blasting her music don't know about any of this shit

Cardi basically took Nicki’s spot when she went on hiatus. Females in Hip-Hop are a dime a dozen so the industry at large would rather put them against each other and phase the lesser one out. Nicki isn’t as hot as she used to be hence why Cardi took over.

OP here. Forgot sauce.

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Bodak Yellow is literally a mishmash of old $UICIDEBOY$ songs.

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good gravy this pair of thirsty wizards needs to escape that dungeon mommy hides them in during daylight hours
have sex honkeys

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this

for some reason, the music industry decided that there can only be "one" female rap queen at a time and all the bitches fight each other over it with beefs and other petty bullshit instead of uniting to stop it. meanwhile you can have a dozens of male rappers and nobody blinks an eye

maybe it's because they don't want to be a black popstar because (((beyonce)))'s team will grind them into paste and end their career before it begins, so they'll take their chances in rap instead

Stars are manufactured by marketing teams now. It's like a real life movie. Just throw a giant budget behind it, market it to hell, and tell normie retards they're not "hip" or "cool" if they don't listen to their music, and now you have a star.

>(((beyonce)))
What does he mean by this?
What about Rihanna?

beyonce and jayz are basically black jews

Is that lexplorer on the right?

beyonce's entire "team" and people that are their own sub-culture of being in the beyonce business have insane amounts of skin in the game and it is in their best interest to keep the beyonce/jay-z empire alive with no threats

ghostwriting, stealing lyrics/beats/looks, etc. they're just so slick at it and their fans (mostly beyonce to be honest, since jayz fans know he's been over the hill for years as rap is a young man's game) eat it all up

all you have to is look at tidal, it's painted as this "artist friendly alternative" to apple music, spotify, etc when in reality it's just another different pyramid with them at the top getting money instead. their legal team is also outstanding, they're like the mouse of the music industry. every move is calculated and thought over constantly to maximize the dollar above all else

Will she get an oscar nomination like gaga?

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>now
always

>ghostwriting, stealing lyrics/beats/looks, etc. they're just so slick at it and their fans (mostly beyonce to be honest, since jayz fans know he's been over the hill for years as rap is a young man's game) eat it all up
why am i cringing?

Jews do it all the time. The public never notices because they're retarded.

Her boob job isn't very good.

Tidal is getting crushed by Spotify and Apple Music though and they won't survive.

She looks desperate to be noticed

This. They're slowly putting exclusive Tidal music videos back on YouTube for free because it works. Not happy that Prince died but he was being a bitch about his music vids being online. Now it feels refreshing to get to see them again.

of course but jayz/beyonce will leech their "fellow" artists and subscribers regardless

"high quality streaming audio" is a meme anyway

>she

This

cardi is hideous

>"high quality streaming audio" is a meme anyway

ITS NOT A MEME, JUST MOST PEOPLE ARE EARLETS WITH TRASH FOR AUDIO EQUIPMENT

cringe

I had no clue who she was but she's not the first slut to get propelled into stardome. Carly Rey Jepsen I think her name is? before she became famous she was just some ho who worked in a downtown restaurant and slept with all the staff (the chad staff anyways). Guarantee both of these girls blew their way to fame.

I still don't really know who she is or what she's supposed to be/do. The first time I saw her mentioned was on some leak site and they didn't even have leaks of her. Then that's pretty much the only place I've seen her since except when zoomers are talking about her.
If she walked past me in the street I honestly wouldn't even recognize her, I just know her name.

Is that what cardi b looks like? Yea, I'd put my dick in that

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If you advertise people like they are a blockbuster they will become it. It's social engineering that works. See Lana Del Rey.

Imagine this is the time they conceived their daughter. Livestreamed in front of the world.

This. The average teen/college kid drives a beater with stock audio and no sub or uses fucking skull candies kek

Yeah she looks like a walking pile of STD's

dominicans are a forced meme

Mtv was manufacturing flavor of the month personalities back in the 90s

Nothing new

God I wish that were me

Cardi isn’t especially talented but I’ll take her over that annoying and desperate Minaj any day of the week.

...

all rappers are industry plants

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BASED

Ur wrong. It’s a Kodak black song rere

this, nikkiposting is a time honored Yea Forums tradition.

She gained a following when she ended up on the reality show Love and Hip-Hop. She capitalized on that following dropping meh music until she signed a major record deal and released Bodak Yellow with the label behind her newfound momentum

Blocks ur path, sweetie

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Literal apes

t. __extendo__

I DIDNT CLICK THE LINK YOU RESPONDED TO BUT I LIKE THE TERM PAVEMENT APES

SOME RACIST SOMEWHERE IS A REAL WORDSMITH

will i finally see jennifer lopez's ass naked? I have been waiting almost 25 years just to see that

this is all i care about too desu

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kino

Imagine being a stinky cumskin and listening to this white monster can bullshit

Kill yourself you honkey nigger

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CARDIANA

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literally who?

I want to bang her rack so bad. Love her face too.

Shes a cute I'd fuck her. Of course with a condom because its clear shes a giant slut.

She used to be a stripper?

Also , yes, me too.

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>now

Underaged shitposter detected.

Nobody actually likes this nigger

Tit pics NOW or this thread is pointless.

I think I've heard of her twice before this, both in the last month.

>now

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>used-up whores with an axe to grind
>take on ebil men who "used" them
>muh sex is muh empowering power
This is going to be kino and I cannot wait

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OUR GIRL

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>former stripper is superstar now

holy fuck, americans are retarded

>that thumbnail
la creatura

Why? Denise Richards was a hooker. Most Hollywood actresses are casting couch sluts, too.

>t. (((whore)))

>literal whore making a movie about being a whore
>people surprised she was cast

Wh*te people are just obsessed with niggers and refuse to admit it. All you have to do is look through threads on /pol/ and here to prove it if pop culture wasn’t enough.

You wish you were a fat stripper?

It's called Industry Plant.

based hahaposter

fat whore

EEEOOOOWW

DAMN, CARDI B LOOKS LIKE THAT?!

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she is another "black" woman that's actually not black shilled by kikes

white boi dicks don't care about that though, the thirst is real

Why do niggers name themselves after luxury shit they can't afford?

>bacardi
>luxury

What?

I hope Lili gets naked in this, will watch.

Who the hell is Cardi B?

A stripper that became a musician.

nude?

Yeah, the first time I ever saw a video of her, she showed her tits and asshole.

>maybe it's because they don't want to be a black popstar because (((beyonce)))'s team will grind them into paste and end their career before it begins

look what happened to Amerie

She’s actually been on the rise for quite a while now. The reason you are hearing about her now since she won a bunch of awards and has replaced Nicki Minaj.

She was a prostitute, not a stripper

Reminder than Yea Forums is a Nicki board.

It's not doing a very good job of showing this.

Two reasons.

>she isn't Nicki Minaj
In terms of talent, people were desperate for another mainstream female rapper. Azealia Banks was a contender but she's too schizo to function.

>she isn't Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj vocally and publically supported her brother, a pedophile who got caught. He was found guilty. Despite tossing out the throwaway line about changing her mind in the judge's chamber in her most recent track, she hasn't addressed the issue at all. This, understandably, did not sit well with her female fanbase. Cardi B became popular while this was going on.

Normani is a pop star that looks like she’s going to blow up soon. Beyonce’s psycho fans are extremely threatened by her too, it’s hilarious.

Listen, i’m not a conspiracy theorist, but I do find it odd we went from several successful black female artists in the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and early 00s— then Beyonce goes solo and suddenly everyone’s career falters?

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>Zhuge Liang pepe
fukken stolen

Possibly. But her rise from social media to star was pretty organic. I remember thinking she wasn’t going to make it since she can’t rap at all, but clearly that sort of thing doesn’t matter anymore.

>just because you a blood doesnt mean you have to smell like one

Wtf are you talking about? Carly Rae is from my city and she's been playing music since she was like 15 bruh

At least Carley deserves it, she's white and she blows white chads. 1488 motherfucker.