Orville

Season 2 was mostly comfy, a couple eps were pretty bad

But the two episode season climax redeemed it IMO

This but unironically.

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>What’s changed?
Disney now have control. So it will either be cancelled or neutered for SJW's. In the end Seth will be Justed.

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virgins

Better virgins than incels

Since Disney bought Fox's entertainment division, what's going to happen with all those racist Fox News people now that they work for Disney?

Will Seth survive the new regime?

Fox News split off from the from Disney deal and became its own corporation now.

MacFarland should form his own network.

So they merged into the White House.

Can he produce enough content though? I mean he's got children cartoons, adult cartoon and comedies under his belt, has he done drama yet?
Is it possible to bring Adam West back from the dead to have him team up with Johnny Bravo again?

Okay, Yea Forums PREDICTION TIME.
I bet Malloy pulls a Geordie and falls in love with a hologram.

>neutered for SJW's
t. hasn't watched the show

Tonight's episode:
"The Orville crew opens a time capsule from 2015"
Will they find a dvd of Family Guy?

Will Seth be that vain and include stuff he worked on? Or will he have it be tongue and cheek and the cast trashes his older projects?

Have sex.

He's already included the Orville in Family Guy, so the answer is yes.

>So they merged into the White House
While the fake news media continues to carry water for the communist party?

The Orville (ship) did a cameo on Family Guy last week.

>Fake news media
Absolutely magapilled

Is it legal in America to just copy other television shows? It's the only thing Seth McFarlane can write obviously

But the Russians operate out of the White House
LOL

Why would fake news work for Kremlin junior, I mean white house?

>So they merged into the White House.
Funny how no one has a problem with virtually every other news network being leftist, but one network is right leaning and it's a big deal.

Two years already
Two years
You turn the country upside down, cause violence and division, and you still got nothing
Give it up, Colbert ass lickers

Wow you are right.

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How's that wall coming along, Herr user?

I'll bet none of you will apologise when you find out how wrong you've been all this time.

>Colbert
Still the best late night host.
youtu.be/HaHwlSTqA7s?t=703

I think he's done rather well considering all the resistance he's had thrown at him. A president isn't a king, you know.

The Simpsons also referenced the show recently

new Alara is def hotter

t. cbs

Maybe to the lgbtcommie crowd.

Blu-ray of Ted 2

Too bad she sounds like a chain smoker

Low-Quality Stream

arconaitv.us

Select Cable -> Fox

They ran out of unused star trek scripts so they made shitty gay jokes and relationshit drama episodes instead.
There's a good two parter about Isaac being secretly evil though.

5 minutes til show time.

5 minutes until more gay klingon sex

THIS

And Orcucks are too busy debating new alara vs. old alara that they failed to see that Palicki's scenes have been reduced. She went from being Number 1 to Beverly Crusher status unnoticed.

She was always the true hottie but is only regulated to "Captain's ex-wife" when it's a plot point only for his characterization.

Fuck this show from keeping Palicki from her own Showtime or Cinemax series where she gets butt ass naked! Cant be cancelled soon enough!

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like a real trek series. Not every episode has to be Best of Both Worlds tier

>Palicki's scenes have been reduced.
Good. She is clearly worst girl and deserves less screen time.

Ratings are still more on the live viewing alone then Trek is getting in total, and that's before adding in the +7 which is something like 80% of the audience.

Given how the state of California is offering a 15 million dollar tax credit for a third season, a third season is guaranteed. Hell they'd probably renew it indefinitely just to keep Seth happy given how much money his other shows are making them.

Your tears sustain me.

yet another Trek actor

When's Isaac?

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Is this the Orville thread for the night?

fucking tuvok

I can't wait to see the tears when it doesn't get an S3. It'll be the same goalpost moving reaction that STD got when it got renewed

>Orville hasn't really been cancelled! It's just optics, it'll be back y-you'll see!
>STD hasn't really been renewed! It's just optics, it's gone y-you'll see!

He's gonna get addicted to cigarettes isn't he?

yes

Got 'em

Oh no. They use he phone to recreate the girl who's phone this belongs to and melloy falls for her

Both are gonna get canned

this going to be a REEEE DRUMPF episode isnt it

>iPhone shilling

>it’s a “shit on Apple” episode

Voyager cameo
Bordis takes up smoking
Comfy episode ahead

So we're copying, what, Booby Trap now?

Holy fuck this is stupid as shit already

Is tv broken? Every post I make is getting auto deleted

Rip marketing thread

no it's fine

>He doesn't know STD officially got renewed for S3, Short Treks got renewed for S2, as well as a spinoff show with Michelle Yeoh announced

A-user, I....

>vertical video

So how is Bortus going to gay up this ep?

Gordon already crushing on a dead woman

smoke some fags

he is literally going to put fags in his mouth

He's going to smoke a fag.

this episode is already kino

No more gay eps, Disney owns Fox now

Its just this comfy simpsons thread. I made on topic posts that got insta deleted. Janny didnt get his hotpockets tonight

GOD DAMMIT I WANTED TO SAY THAT FIRST

>it's a steve falls in love with an old video of a dead woman episode
>roger gets addicted to cigarettes

I new this was coming and it still amuses me

I was thinking Barclay but that works too

It's a Geordi rapes a hologram of a long dead girl on the holodeck episode

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I love you anons.
I love The Orville threads.

>WTF is wireless telecommunication facility

wtf..ok that was funny

fucked up if true

OMG ITS MY FAV SHOW!!111

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Whew, I remembered only 5 minutes late, good thing for DVRs
>SPAM can

you know what would be a great way to one-up CBS? Open an Orville ride at Hollywood Studios

>yfw Roger from American Dad has a cameo

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Any chance Bortus moves on to pot or some other drug by the end of the episode?

>Space fags get addicted to fags subplot
SOMEBODY CALL THE FCC!

wtf kids can’t see this

So it's like catnip for moclans

I thought he was going to eat it.

Smoking ad on TV. I should pretend to get offended and sue them

Barclay suffered from holoaddiction, he didn't actually fall for anyone. He did want to impress Diana.

>Bortus and his husband get addicted to cigs

>500 cigarettes

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Hey kids, did you know that smoking's way cool?

Holy shit it fits except Roger would fuck up shit in Steve's plot and Stan would be having a crisis.

No, Bortus, no.

>500 cigarettes

he ded

>it’s a nicotine is bad episode

500 cigarettes

Cringeola.

Where do you live? Let's meet up.

>tweest is she's going to be an ancestor of someone on the crew

Sponsored by Juul

to be fair, they can cure whatever the cigs give you, even cancer. Why not 600?

Cool and a bitch

NO, I CALLED IT!

Would it matter? Its 400 years in the future

IT’S A HOLODECK INCEST EPISODE

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I HATE THIS SONG!

I find it hard to believe that the internet from 2015 is completely gone in 400 years. I call bullshit on that

from a historical perspective, Gordon making this program simulation is incredibly helpful for them.

yikes

Don't tell me it's a other episode about the gay nigger from outer space??!

Yea Forums has it's own gamethread, go over there please.

reminder that in the original Trek movies some of the main characters smoked and it's so prevalent they have "no smoking" signs.

Thank god this shithole won't be around in the future

Who /marching band/ here

This new Hellboy looks like a shitty cosplay costume.

It’s going to be methodically destroyed to deny communication in a global cyberwar. Only small private intranets will remain, if anything.

link?

you really think that?

I guess it was asking too much for more than 3 good episodes in a row.

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wat?

literally me

You may be overestimating the longevity of our current systems.

not gone, but very much forgotten

Future Yea Forums in holographic mode.

>just insert a phone and the holodeck can read it
No way

The really shitty thing is the fact that cancer like pepe and wojack will represent us.

I know it's kinda lame to look at science fiction too hard, but there's no way a cellphone, even with thousands of messages, would be enough to recreate a complex personality right? Maybe the computer is just filling in the blanks

Gordon is going to date a hologram.
Is this on par with Bortus fucking them?

Leftist never think outside their little box. Puny minds.

>I know
Jesus christ...those eyes...

Much needed reality check, that Gordon's going to ignore.

I'm looking forward to reading about how Nazi frog cartoon altered world history

that model has wireless communication, just connect to that

Are they finally making Lamarr into a good character?

In the future all pepe will be destroyed when Cirno becomes the strongest in the internets.

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My favorite new character: Right-Wing Hulk.

>Maybe the computer is just filling in the blanks
probably, hell given how limited human personalities are, a computer that advanced could likely figure it all out with less information.

>400 years later
>"Who the hell is Bane and why does he wear the mask?"

Naa. New systems come out, you migrate. I doubt one day we come up with new systems and just say fuck it to any old data. We wouldnt have movies from 1910 still if that was the case

>lol wow people were dumb back then
Shut the fuck up Seth. This is the laziest way to do future stuff.

>Maybe the computer is just filling in the blanks
Of course, but remember the computer has access to a shit ton of records outside of the phone that can place the people in context. The computer is cheating by extrapolating.

>You're a big guy, teacher.

>MUH GLOBAL WARMING
>MUH DRUMPF

me and my dad just walked out of the room

Add in some extra data analysis from the texts, any music stored on the phone, and other shit and in theory you could probably get something close. If the analysis is good at least, but I doubt it would get "what the fuck" from wtf since the human characters also couldn't get that.

>simulated girls react to your fashion style
What a nightmare

they didn't mention Trump

Could also pull up historical data of human females from the early 21st century

you underestimate how much people put on facebook. Maybe her page was cached

Can you imagine Bortus with a cigar?
He'd look so boss.

It's endearing how Seth's really into music.

Holodecks would be mankind's last invention. Why even bother with space travel or relationships.

>reading all the bane posts
>someone decides to become him

New generations always say that about old generations just like old generations always call new generations lazy.
Just a little fun poking across time

that would be a scary thought with all the dick pics on Yea Forums nowadays

Think this'll be the start of TV letting people smoke on screen again?

catch up nigger

if these two dont have a duet by the end of the episode i'm going to FREAK

So this is an hour long advertisement for this actress' singing and iphones.

>someone decides to crash a flying car with no survivors
I want to see that.

Fucking Generation J

and Macy's and Spam

>historical data of human females from the early 21st century
where the fuck would you find this beyond things like average height and weight

TIME TRAVEL INCEST LOL

billions of hours of youtube videos and reality tv sure would help

what's wrong with this one so far?

>T. Generation I

>not interested in a steady job
says the musician

Unless they had a major EMP event, there would be a lot of old information around. It just wouldn't be organized, if only because nobody would have the time to organize it.

Cigarette =/= cigar

Mass media. All the data mined from social media.

Zucc

>all the internet cached
>some guy becomes Bane of the future
>some other guy becomes his opposite
>CIA

>The holodeck taking I Am Jazz and The Kardashians as examples of women at the time

this is going too far

I'm it to be set up where the "simulation" is designed as an eventual breakup

god this episode fucking sucks

God damn joomers

>manana

We get it, you like treason and want to destroy the world.
No one else case.

Gordon texting a girl for the first time. Awwwww

she doesnt respond for 3 days

>game night

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At least there's no gay shit. Yet.

I imagined the NSA has the internet stored.

Is that a euphemism for man banana aka penis?

This is honestly getting weird kinda. Like its 400 years in the future and this incel is replicating a cellphone for a bootycall with a hologram. Like really now

Whoa easy goyim

He's texting a computer pretending to be a manic pixie dream girl?

I mean, we still have alt board threads from the early 80's (which is even pre-internet as we know it), so who knows.

she tells him he doesn't have to text her back immediately and then gets pissed he doesn't immediately text her back
The simulation is too good

She walks in on her taking massive cock from Jamal. Such is life in the 21st century.

Are you Canadian or something?

He's not an incel you dumbass. He can actually socialize with women unlike you.

If I could kick Will Wheaton's ass and get away with it I would.
Actually I probably could.
Being black he's just take it like a good kuk.

Thus a new racial slur was born on this day, March 21, 2019. Gas the joomers, race war now!

No weirder than a 50 something year old black single mother letting a robot fuck her with a holographic penis

>Black guy looking disappointed when pilot mentions the girl
HE KNOWS

>trap music in your car commercial
Thank for letting me know what cars not to buy.

Yeah he's obviously really well adjusted

stream link?

It's got everything a Moclan needs!

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>not Alara dresses like a hipster

It's a Gordon steals from the crew to pay holodeck strippers episode

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>no Tisha, its not

That line delivery was perfect.

It's a Caesar salad!

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>Gordon gets mad and deletes her
>they bring up if she was really sapient or not and if Gordon actually killer her or just deleted a program

>Julius Caesar

I miss her so much

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Much better adjusted than you.

>Dick Van Dyke one
Oh man the possibilities in my head

sooo, did gordon just fuck a digital ghost or commit machine assisted masturbation?

Gordon confirmed for HOLOGRAMED
Now Bortus isn't alone.

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No more than Barklay ever did

Barklay didn't fuck anyone.

OK nigger

Okay, Orville has taught me that the holodesk is nothing but trouble and should never be on a ship. First the porn and then the robot sex and now the pilot is addicted to holopussy.

on screen, but he spent half his life in holodecks

CRINGE

Now I really hoping she's his ancestor just so it can mess with his head.

*rawr*

this episode is bretty funny

its conceptual necrophilia

How the fuck can a program call in real time?
Is this girl Moriarty from star trek?

have sex

>Its an intervention about waifus

ur waifu a shit

SETH MCFARLANE IS FHINES

Bortus has a sex lagoon?

>Bortus's Sex Lagoon

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He's keeping it running all day

>HE CALLED OUT SETH FUCKING A KIRLL

Does a simulation count?

>crew concern is growing about gordon

He has the program running the background and connected to his phone.

Continuity

This. At the very least, what you are allowed to use it for should be heavily restricted on an Union ship.

Yeah, because he told him already.

what a cuck

N-T-R!

N-T-R!

N-T-R!

wow, what a slut

HOLOKEKED

KEKED BY YOUR 7X GREAT GRANDDAD

they deployed a holo chad to cuck gordon!

Two weeks in a row Gordon has made boneheaded decisions and getting butthurt at Mercer telling him the right thing.
Are they trying to make him a bad character?

C U C K

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They need to stop letting all these fucks use the holodeck for dumbshit. Did they not learn from the porn virus or the murder mystery?

Whoever predicted the simulation would cuck Gordon, congrats.

Welp that's 21st century dating.

>gordon gets cuckolded by a fucking simulation

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>inb4 Gordon blows himself out of the airlock over a fake girlfriend
>or changes her program to control her

THIS IS NTR YOU NEWFAGS, NOT KEKOLDING

Is this 'natural' or did someone from the crew set him up?

HOLOKEKED

She seems exactly the type to have something like this. Special snowflake types loaded with baggage and relationship drama.

yeah true but then it gets really good

I'm confused.

What is the moral of this episode?

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so close

Women never change
Even 300 years in the past.

Literally "you're waifu a shit"

you can't get in a relationship with a tulpa gordo

he's gonna edit the program

GORDON NO

I bet it's a "delete the wife" thing, made by the crew because they don't want him to waste his time in the holodeck.

HE'S DOING IT!
HE'S PLAYING GOD AND DELETING GREG!
THE MAD MAN

a warning about addictions, clearly

Ice cold

LaMarr, you are such a fucking asshole.

Don't trust thots

Delete Greg so he doesn't fuck your waifu, simple moral.

Oh snap. He just pulled a Janeway

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Calling it now she hooks up with John

>GREG

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get a real girlfriend, stop masturbating to porn

also smoking is bad

>not visiting her in his kino jacket
Gay as Bortus, famalam.

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oops wrong pic, I meant to post this one

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bah wrong one

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Sound advice

Ah. So deleting part of her program completely changed her

Oh no

he deleted all traces of Greg, who was influential in her life

IT'S ISSAC ALL OVER AGAIN

So Greg made her a manic pixie dream girl?

>a man's semen changes a woman's very DNA

He better get Greg out of the Recycle Bin.

Delete greg, deleted all her text.
So all data about her singing and growing are missing.

Accurate dick does that

>it’s a nurture over nature episode

And this is the morale of the show.

WE ARE NOT A BLANK SLATE SETH

>"If you love something, let it go. If it returns, it's yours; if it doesn't, it wasn't. If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were. I love you, user."

- Alara Kitan

So Greg is the new term for Chad?

I want to know if they found nude selfies. They have to be able to recover deleted data

Kind of like the Q episode from TNG where Picard tries to stop his old self from getting stabbed

>it's a barclay/geordi waifu episode
>but with an incest joke
Didn't like it. Far too derivative.

>Quiet, seething breathing
I love the CC.

>"Computer, kill Greg instead."

This is spot on. I wouldn't avoid thots if not for having run ins with thots.

That shit had me laughing

Why bother when they can just have the holodeck recreate her and strip her nude.

REAL MOCKLAN SHIT

BAH GAWD THE TABLE
THE TABLE!

oh right, I forgot Gordon could sing too

Too bad you sound like you're a faggot

>2 weeks go by
>Gordon has modified the program so that Greg died in a horrible car accident

Buy our CDs

more accurate. What if she had a bush

Get rid of holodeck and synthesizer, the crew can't use this shit without fucking up their lives.

>ryan gosling screaming.png

This whole episode kinda makes me worried about the basilisk...

The Good Times season finale tactic

Who's ready for a time paradox?

>3 weeks
>Purple Lasers

Then that's one thing best left out.

>in 3 weeks

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3 FUCKING WEEKS
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME

8/10. I really liked that one

THREE FUCKING WEEKS! WHY

>in 3 weeks
FUCK SPORTSBALL

>three weeks

>3 weeks
S T O P

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>In 3 weeks
FUCKING STOP IT!

>Three Weeks

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People would be fucking alien holo trannies and shooting dope immediately

>postponing suicide for an extra 3 weeks

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>3 weeks

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Gotta stretch these last three episodes until the end of the programming season

I'm calling it... his phone will ring in a future episode.

>would be enough to recreate a complex personality right? Maybe the computer is just filling in the blanks

I believe it more every day. It's kind of both. No it can't, but neural AIs are really good at filling in the blanks. And personalities aren't so complex, at least not in a way that someone would be able to tell the difference.

african tree hockey
what can you do?

Why are Bortus subplots the best?

Restrict the holodeck to important work related business onky, no leisure. All holodeck programs must be approved by the captain and engineering.

>Think this'll be the start of TV letting people smoke on screen again?

What are you talking about. I thought only cigarette commercials got banned.

t. doesnt know what incel is

>african tree hockey

made me kek. you win the internet today user

...and she'll be an ancestor

You just reminded me of that black mirror episode where they did it. Didn't work there but nothing does in that show. With enough information it should be able to be done.

Kelly came in and literally spoonfed it. The episode isn't about the lie of dating a hologram. It only got to the point at the very end, but other people in part make you who you are.

If they were going to cure their nicotine addiction with a magic injection anyway, why not just keep smoking in the mean time?

My dad fell asleep in his chair

Why are you still living with your father?

Makes sense, it was a TNG ripoff through and through.
>holowaifu
>she's real in my mind
>A/B plots

When did they deal with a crew getting addicted to cigs in TNG?

well, there was that episode where thieves planned to steal the ship after hooking everyone on a game that releases dopamine when you play it

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That was more to brainwash people.
All it took was data going disco with a flashlight to cure everyone.

This is out and out addiction with no purpose.

You say that like it's a bad thing. Comfy trek show

Structurally I don't mind the A/B plot where A is "it's a %character episode" being in The Orville but this one with the holowaifu was just too close thematically to what's already been done before.

It’s this or pay triple the rent

This episode's hook sucked. There was no reason to care about the A plot.

People predicted the hook easily. The only thing people didn't consider was them using a 2015 phone to create Gordon's waifu.

Because he's the straight-man character so they can both tie him to a funny-man or just fall back on slapstick humor and both work.

I know why people were uncomfortable with this episode, it showed real human interaction, and we aren't used to seeing that on Yea Forums.
>But it's not real!
It wasn't a program Gordon created where he'd always succeed, if he said something retarded, the girl would have shunned him because it was just working off the phone data. It's why he got NTR'd by Greg.