Here is your flight captain, bro

If this maid had just sucked Batouti's dick, 216 people would have been saved from death.

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Not all of us are boomers user

>They see your dick

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>Here we go

youtu.be/jVvt7hP5a-0

>Captain Veldhuyzen van Zanten was KLM's chief of flight training and one of their most senior pilots. He had given the co-pilot on Flight 4805 his Boeing 747 qualification check about two months before the accident.
>His photograph was used for publicity materials such as magazine advertisements, including the inflight magazine on board PH-BUF.[9][37]
>Before realising that Veldhuyzen van Zanten was the KLM captain who had been killed in the accident, KLM suggested that he should help with the investigation.

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>It's an ice episode

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>it's a captain screams bloody murder as the plane goes down episode

youtu.be/OjPMQ5cqAzI

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... What was the expletive?

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>PAN AM CAPTAIN: There he is ... look at him. Goddamn that son-of-a-bitch is coming!

>KLM CAPTAIN: Oh, shit!
>N736PA (Pan Am 1736) records sound of collision

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>Jawel

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>it's a McDonell-Douglas airplane episode

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Any good websites to view the bodies in these crashes?

>crashes into your hotel
Heh, nothing personal.

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I'M THE PROBLEM

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*braps your path*

nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=9RdY0EAkUaY

NO LELAND DON'T CRASH THE PLANE INTO THE OTHER ONE

>ywn get to fly her in first class
It's not fair.

>tfw never got to fly in a concorde

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You guys know even if you were old enough you wouldn't be able to afford it right? That's one of the main reasons why it was retired, tickets were ridiculously expensive.

It was a myriad of reasons, noise pollution, fly away cost was too expensive, required constant maintenance plus cost a lot to maintain in general, etc. It was too good for us.

WHOOP WHOOP PULL UP

>debris from another aircraft caused the concorde to crash
>yfw you find out what aircraft the debris was from
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_France_Flight_4590

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>a fucking dc-10

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You can see some charred bodies at the end of this one. I don't know any sites though, you'd think most bodies would be completely pulverized if I was a crash from high altitude

Based death cruiser 10 blowing frogs the fuck out.

>tfw alternate law

Why are janiggers deleting these threads?

>emphatic

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Shhh don't alert them here

HOW DID IT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?

Every time I'm in a plane I look out the window, see how flimsy the wings look and get close to a panic attack.

youtube.com/watch?v=x9gECm8QmpU
>it's another japs cheap out on repairs and bring down an entire plane episode

>DC FUCKING TEN
WHY DID THEY KEEP THIS PLANE AROUND FOR SO LONG

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WERE GOING

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>it's a pilot forgets basic stall recovery procedure episode

>that last minute before the crash
>you can literally hear them frantically struggling to stay in the air
>pilots last words are "it's the end!"
>the sound of the jumbo crashing into the mountain
Holy fuck.

I have 300 hours in a cessna 182. I'm waiting for a total engine failure one of these summers

Why would anyone unironically want to fly? Being thousands of feet in the air with nothing but a sheet of metal drug from the earth and manufactured in some pitt-stain?

I'm watching the Germanwings episode right now

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Les Bains?

Of course!

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the first crashing sound is actually the wing getting smashed off then it cuts off after the plane spirals and smashes onto its top

youtu.be/ochby0LiGfM

3 for 1
Reasons: undeterminable cause. Fuck planes.

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Flying is cool

People have a deathwish

youtube.com/watch?v=M01RmcKsm2k

>letting newfags fly

youtube.com/watch?v=RYfDIaNHLn0

>2 dog fatalities

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People who put their pups in the cargo hold are fucking cruel

Like, could they really not just find someone to dogsit?

You're probably the only one that doesn't by now

I'm still baffled at how EgyptAir continues to deny that one of their pilots did a suicide flight in 1999.

In the Arab world, people can have HUGE extended families. That guy had enough powerful relatives that they were able to pressure the right people to keep it quiet.

But what about takeoff clearance, Jacob?

youtube.com/watch?v=Xlr2ZMTc52E

Dutch is so fucking disgusting

ITS JUST A MATTER OF TIME

LEARN TO SKYDIVE

she cute

Yeah like anyone believes their shit. The pilot was like hey my dudes, why don't you let me take your shift. And then when he was gone he was like hey my dude you should use the bathroom or something, it's cool I've got this. And then when he was alone he starts praying to God as he dips the plane into the ground.

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I HAVE A FLIGHT PLAN ARTHUR

WE CAN FLY INTO TAHITI AFTER ONE LAST GO-AROUND

What if they're moving

Because they hate fun

>It’s a hijacking episode

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youtube.com/watch?v=SBaaN1PYwh8

>those last words
>that chilling voice

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>Reminder to watch the original Canadian, best version (Mayday) with best narrator

Seriously, you can't watch disaster kino without the OG kino narrator.
youtube.com/watch?v=l754-dGXCwQ

I'm sure my little kid can fly the plane

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>landing that sick dorifuto on an active race track

Are planes "she"?

They're hollow and filled with explosive fuel. If the plane goes OVER SPEED. OVER SPEED. then the wings rip off past 600 mph.

PLANES BOATS CARS

>Designing a plane whose rudders can't withstand the pressure from the planes own controls
Nothing personal kid

Can someone please post the simulator videos of this

Bump for more plane crash kino

Please post best simulation videos

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These threads always crash and burn

ON A LONG ENOUGH TIMELINE THE SURVIVAL RATE FOR EVERYONE DROPS TO ZERO

>trying to tack into the wind like you're on a fucking sailboat

so many people have died so we may live and fly the skies in relative safety

Lapenis?

L O S T

wait this isn't a normal takeoff?

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>that official explanation
>it's obvious during the entire thing that ATC is murdering them slowly
>instruct them to drop past speed necessary to maintain flight
>flight crew express concern about ATC apparently having a stroke

Is see his face and already think of KLM. You need to step up your air disasters/mayday air disaster/air crash investigation/air emergency/dangers dans le Ciel/dangers dans le airs/mayday alerte maximum/mayday catástrofes aéreas/mayday alarm im cockpit/katastrofa w przestworzsch/mayday! Desastres aéreos/ game

>The Concorde featured a droop snoot
>Droop snoot?
>Yeah, the snoot would droop
>the snoot drooped
Such a technical marvel youtube.com/watch?v=a_wuykzfFzE

LMAO

IS THERE LITERALLY ANY SHOW WITH MORE NAMES

BASED PLANE CRASHES TRANSCEND ALL BORDERS

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Never riding in an airplane ever again in my life.

dont be the retard who depressurizes the aircraft

Was Niki Lauda the most based airline owner?

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All good, the afterburner hasn't kicked in yet