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Attention incel nerds:

You thought your shitty general could astroturf Alita into beating Captain Marvel, but you failed.

At this point you are nothing but a sad joke circlejerking in this echo chamber while the world has passed you by.

Captain Marvel will be remembered as the defining female hero of the decade. And there is nothing you can do about it.

If you ever want to get laid, cease your ridiculous worship of a whyfoo sexbot and lay this general to rest.

Go watch Captain Marvel if you want to see what an actually well written female hero is like.

Carol Denvers inspires millions. Alita is already forgotten.

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butts

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RENT FREE

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cpt who? I don't understand what you're talking about.
However, do you have any chocolate?

underrated shop kek

nice 99 user! Are you gonna see the movie?

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/alita/ threads
> character in sights
> original memes
> world setting
> fun with side characters
> James Cameron

Captain Marvel threads
>look how much money we made

the facts are obvious

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> “kiss me user”

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I haven't watched Alita since last week, I need to go again this weekend.

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You can use this for next thread if you want

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I DO NOT STAND BY IN THE PRESENCE OF LEWD POSTERS!

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Look at this qt

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I'm going this weekend to see Alita again too!

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Rosa likes Ed :3

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This is genuinely spooky to look at the performance capture was so good

Add serious amounts of /healing/ to that list

eerie; I just saved this and was going to post it wtf

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He did nothing wrong.

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Japan is slightly confused by this: nicovideo.jp/watch/sm34778728

>tfw no super 4 hour cut of cute pre-nano suit Alita going on adventures in the city discovering things.

Id pay 100 bucks for it.

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>I'd bang us
what does she mean by this?

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Tl;dr

it means Rosa's got a crush and cut loose meat boy

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ok this is epic!! I need answers

She's so fragile, yet strong. Dare I say, tears in an iron fist?

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holy shit

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Don't you know? The history of women ends here dude.
We need to find more based Chinese folk reviews, they're amazing.

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Post cute dorky Alitas anons

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haha I felt like the only person who noticed how weird that guy was

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I really enjoyed the movie so I started reading the manga, which I also really enjoyed. After seeing all the differences between the movie and the manga, it got me wondering how they could possibly do a sequel to the movie. I haven't read "Last Order" yet, so I'm not sure how well that could be adapted, but there are a lot of big events from the first part that don't seem like they could be well adapted, and probably skipped over. For those of you who have read more of the manag, what do you think they could do for a sequel?

>Not even the correct font.
Come on, get it right.

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goofy Alita is cutest Alita.

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how much you wanna bet that chad fucked her

this general would hit a fever-pitch of untold magnitude if this happened.

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This one is real though.

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youtube.com/watch?v=IZBlqcbpmxY
>YOU KNOW SISTER, you think you got what it takes to beat the Hollywood Nova? Why don't you climb in the ring and try the largest arms in the world! Once i slam you in the middle of the ring and drop the big leg sister, all your fans and your dear old daddy Ido will be screaming, Hollywood!
youtube.com/watch?v=Juqm94sUV_E

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Tinyrosa is tiny

I'd bang us.

HILITAI

is that font even the right one though? doesn't exactly look like the real deal either

>posting fake tweets

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youtube.com/watch?v=-0pSQX1OftQ

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Based Brother -HH

I literally just edited the page with inspect element. It is the exact font.

Hate to say it, but there really is a strong air of astroturfing in this general, while the CM hype was far more organic even if it was just because it's a part of the larger MCU hype

do another one where both are inside the NPC meme's head like some nightmarish russian nesting doll of memes

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I daydream and dream of Alita every day and every night anons

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Fallen Angel
>motorball
>Joshugan
>Zapan revenge attempt
>bar singer Alita
>more Nova
>berserker Zapan
>thrown in the trash for using a gun
>recruited as tuned

Avenging Angel
>hijinks in the badlands
>go to Zalem
>kill Nova

Last Order adaptation
>more space thriller
>less giant dicks and space karate

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I guess you use a different browser from me then

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Me too. I liked the opening part the most. Wish the movie had had an hour extra of this.

STOP

AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

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>Don't spend it all in one place, user!

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I know, she's so itty bitty I love it. GIVE ME TINY PERUVIAN ROSA NOW

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Kevin looks like a skeleton.

me on the right

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could easily have watched an hour of just pure, /comfy/ teenage stuff before kicking into high gear.

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Her eyes are so cute

Rosa's bewbs.

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What immediately stood out to me about this scene was Alita taking Hugos hand to help get up.

If it werE some disney/marvel shit she'd be all "I don't need no man's help."

Is it really?

Yeah, speaking of critical acclaim...

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>cropping the audience score
Remember user, ironic shitposting is just shitposting.

Yup: twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1100859074764107776

Yeah, she let him take her hand a few times after that too. Getting on or off his bike, and up on the old church roof.

the fact you had to crop-out the audience score is kind of a self-own

Alita The Battle Angel vs The Terminator crossover, when?

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The so called audience score is the thing most easily manipulated by dedicated trolls with too much time on their hands. It's meaningless.

well, she DOES turn his hand away later on but it's clearly not because she feels trivialized by him offering a help. She just silently proves to herself/the audience that she doesn't take shit and doesn't make a huge deal out of it. She doesn't say "I don't need help" and doesn't gloat about decking Tanji.

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fuck it, i tried

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And ''critic'' score isn't?

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was the line in the movie technocracy or technarchy, i forget

The so called critics score is the thing most easily manipulated by paid shills with too much time on their hands. It's meaningless.

Technarchy.

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YEAH WELL WHAT ABOUT IT?!!?

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>astroturf
It's more like we're the kids in this commercial and James Cameron is the dad. I hope (It's in rotation in the movie theaters here - only place I watch commercials.)

It was technarchy

i wonder if elon was referencing something else then

Just ask yourself who you would trust more: Some anonymous randos who might just as easily be a bots rather than a even a real person? Or a professional who studied film and whose livelihood depends on people trusting his advise and who has his real identity connected to his reviews?

yeah and the so-called "TOMATOMETER" score isn't any more valid
once you start to dig in the reasons these people give rotten reviews, or compare to what movies they give positive reviews, or what the actual score of the reviews they give (which isn't taken into account)
you realize the only person you can trust is yourself
plus I've seen a good chunk of reviewers who sounded like they had a personal vendetta against James Cameron

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Too on the nose friend

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maybe he completely misremembered hearing about the Mechanicum somewhere.
he does not belong on the Red World.

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Anonymous randos of course. You have to be really fucking retarded to think otherwise. Like are fucking serious? How the fuck is that even a question?

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>HALITAH

what?

user, without hesitation.

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youtu.be/-uFeJOiKVWc

I trust people who actually watch movies for enjoyment and not people who make money criticizing movies

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this was the only reply he liked from that tweet

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this guy is pretty good, thanks

You realize that people can post their RT reviews on Facebook under their real names right? So who do I trust more of a random critic or a random user? None of them. I trust critics with a good track record. Protip: Being paid to write movie reviews doesn't mean you know anything about film. Neither does film school give you good taste or even teach you how to understand or write coherently about film. Recently, Rotten Tomatoes has also started letting people into the "pro" critic pool who they previously wouldn't let in because they write for shit-tier tiny publications that are nothing more than blogs. Because Fandango likes their opinions.

So yeah, the scores are ultimately meaningless - you have to read the reviews, and see if the person knows their shit.

This. Though, it depends on the audience member and what their standards are. It can be hard to gauge what someone likes.

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It's been over a month, and I still haven't watch this video.

Elon is a meme and just a new Jobs but that is interesting for sure to single out one Alita pic.

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Exactly. Who the fuck would trust a ''critic''? Audience >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>''critics''

heil hitler?

Here's a scanned version of that pic.

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this is a great OP pic

Alita in comfy clothes is weapons-grade /comfy/

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There's more Alita themed wallpapers here:

>Elon liked this tweet
he'll put a like on anime replies occasionally, I guess he likes the stuff
I assume he has seen the movie

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here is another

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Oh he's straight up made tweets about anime, not just liked posts.

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This is a big one from me, and it's a little bit of a finale. My uni work and life is kicking in to full gear now, so I'm not going to be writing at the same pace I was. I'll still hang out in the threads because I love this place and these people, and I'll write when I get time. I wanted to leave you guys with something special though, so this is for all the people worried about the future. Thanks for reading my stuff.

I teared up a little when I was writing the ending but I think it works well.

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Friendly reminder the audience voted with their wallet and they voted for CM

>critical acclaim

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAH!
(Shh... quiet, you might piss somebody off)
Like me, motherfucker, you've been at it for too long
While you feed off others' insecurities
You stand in front of me and bite the hand that feeds

Self-righteousness is wearing thin
(Lies inside your head, your best friend)
Heart bleeds but not for fellow men
(Broken glass, your fake reflection)

I've had enough
It's time for something real
I don't respect the words you're speaking
Gone too far
A clone

So how does it feel to know that someone's kid in the heart of America has blood on their hands, fighting to defend your rights, so you can maintain a lifestyle that insults his family's existence

She sure is

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dude take your pills

>let's pretend they all paid for their own ticket

wat

>cinemablend.com/news/2468728/6-reasons-alita-battle-angel-deserves-a-sequel
>tfw now the media wants a sequel
IT’S LATE, 5 WEEKS LATE YOU FUCKING SELL-OUT SHITTERS

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dude, relax its just some song
youtube.com/watch?v=ThwSWIXhiRw

>blood on their face
>fighting to defend your rights

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Disney owns Fox now. Even if they don't own the right to a sequel, I guess it's time to turn around
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Really cute. I guess now it's retrofitted, so user is at her final champion match. Nice. And I wouldn't worry, Alita will be back.

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>let's pretend a for profit company like Disney would just throw around free tickets like candy

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1st/2nd are comfiest

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And Cameron owns Alita, why does this need to be repeated all the time?

are you posting gay ass avenged sevenfold lyrics? lol

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Alita, Oh Alita say have you met Alita?
Oh, Alita the Battle Angel
She has eyes that folks adore so
And a big heart even more so

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>I don't understand how big companies work
Intel paid several big manufacturers $200M+ every quarter in the mid 00's so they wouldn't use AMD chips, since they couldn't compete fairly and AMD were just better at the time. It worked out nicely, earning them a nice $16B profit, and they only had to pay $1B when they got caught. Once you have that kind of money, you can do things that don't seem to make sense to most people.

Kek
Based avenged sevenfold song

to counter gay ass captain marvel shills?
Something wrong with that?

I love you write user
We’ll see each other again soon

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CinemaBlend usually departs from the lefty media narrative, tho

okay chill out I'm more amazed I remembered those lyrics at all, carry on

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Also, if they spent lots of money on tickets in this quarter, they could defer the costs until after the merger, meaning they could shore up their own stock price until the merger is complete. Then just put it down as extra marketing costs. They book the theaters anyway, so buying tickets doesn't cost them as much as it would for a third party to buy them.

Not sure what the former Fox shareholders think about this.

Its pretty long, I will read it soon! Thanks :)

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Okay Alitafags, I spent $3 on a goddamn chocolate bar. This shit better be worth it.

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>Comparing Alita to Captain Marvel
I told you guys to cut it out.

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>I do not stand by in the presence of CELLS.

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Fucking good chocolate, user.

I've never ate that shit before the meme, I always thought mixing chocolate with orange would taste like shit, but it was tatsy

uh oh... I just hope user isn't driving by

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Man what a nice day today. Clear roads and nothing to cause me to wre--

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>the distance between Cap Marvel and Alita has become even greater since the image was created
OHNONONONONOOO

Thank you so much for everything. We'll always be here for more!

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>tfw all you have is BO numbers because your movie is shit

I liked Alita and went to theatres to see it but I totally agree with this guy. LMAO incels.

She’s so cute
I bet she’s the type of girl who’d peek at you shyly despite already being your girlfriend

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Boy I really hope nobody does anything distra-

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oh shit i'm dumb.
that's a good song too

going to have to try it now. Oranges have always been kinda meh to me and mixing it with chocolate sounds as appealing as toothpaste and juice. But tons of anons have done it so maybe that's what I'm doing tomorrow after work.
and see our girl for the 15th time

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like this?

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No wait, the part about capeshit was gay. I only agree with this part:

>Attention incel nerds:

>You thought your shitty general could astroturf Alita into beating Captain Marvel, but you failed.

>At this point you are nothing but a sad joke circlejerking in this echo chamber while the world has passed you by

>If you ever want to get laid, cease your ridiculous worship of a whyfoo sexbot and lay this general to rest.

Yes
Everyday!

>You thought your shitty general could astroturf Alita into beating Captain Marvel
That was never the reason we made this general. Really sad your only defense of CM is numbers and competition.

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/r/ OP pic original (minus the /alita/ banner) plis.

I don't know much about the whole studio thing. Does this mean that he can go to Warner Brothers or something and get them to make it?

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I felt like the lowest person on Earth putting this together.

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Yeah, it means he can pull up and go wherever.

Thanks friends. I promise I'll always be here with you. Make sure you all take care of yourselves now. Besides, I have some script lines to write for voiceanon so I'll be here for that.

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precisely

Why is swan song so good bros.

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NO user NOT LIKE THIS

Man, you are one downer user.

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This same thought occurred to me a while back. The WB CEO was forced to resign recently so maybe someone good will take over. They might be looking to snatch a few franchises other than DC stuff

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To the roof and then to the street the next second. Excuse me, I have to take a flight of stairs.

blessed and wholesome
delet

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>What's the big deal?
>What happened to your arm?
>You OK?
i luuuuv how she says that shit rosa's voice is perfect throughout the movie

not saving it

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Explain

Dua Alita is gorgeous and her music is catchy
Not to mention the title might be an actual swan song :(
But I’m keeping faith

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CM is at 812m right now.
Probably still didn't break even, though.

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It would’ve been god tier if they sampled the motorball score. As it is, it’s just mediocre, just like Dua Lipa herself

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who the hell even cares about cpt marvel?
we are here for the long run

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what a GREAT fucking video. i will be spamming it in future threads thanks.
someone should webm it for /alita/

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I'm not a film critic. I don't have that level of assburgers. The things that people like Kermode gush about often do not interest me. Randos all the way down, then

Someone asked me to explain so I looked it up, chill please. I haven't even seen CM.

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>What happened to you?

Her voice is so sweet and smooth when she says that. Rosa truly blessed us

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They fugged

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>

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I like her rough/scratchy voice when she first wakes up. Something aobut it just make me feel so gooey inside.

>Thanks for reading my stuff

Do you have an omnibus or someting with links to all of the pieces ? I haven't posted in every general so Im not sure ive read all of your series.

probably cause of Junkie XL

>A cutie like Alita will never look at me like this
>mfw

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>I don't mean to be rude, but am I supposed to know you?

>this is not a swan song
it actually is...

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Kek

got a weak spot for voice cracks/raspy voices and she's got the perfect percentage of it. Emma Stone is the only other I can think of who hits that pleasant balance.

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posted on Yea Forums and got a 99.

She's always with me.

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I wonder how much sway Cameron has over Disney. Actually, didn't Disney ask Cameron to make Pandora at the Animal Kingdom?

Why, despite knowing what an arse is for, do I have the strongest urge to *ssnnniiiiffff*?

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youtu.be/timN6rZJPDw

You can see the deleted scene at 4:30

fugin sweet thanks

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Sophia Bush also has a great raspy voice

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I'm just curious what the fuck is about alita that there's general threads all the time?
If you liked it then fine. Thought it was like above average at best.

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Here's the ACTUAL version

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You repeat this every day. At least change the wording a little and surprise us.

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She moves like she don't care
Smooth as silk, cool as air
Ooh it makes you wanna cry
She doesn't know your name
And your heart beats like a subway train
Ooh it makes you wanna die
Ooh, don't you wanna take her?
Ooh, wanna make her all your own?
ALITA you've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
ALITA, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights
I've seen this thing before
In my best friend and the user next door
Fool for love and fool on fire
Won't come in from the rain
She's oceans running down the drain
Blue as ice and desire
Don't you wanna make her?
Ooh, don't you wanna take her home?I

ALITA you've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
ALITA, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights

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WRITEFAG YOU LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH
thanks for all the wonderful writings

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I had wonderful dream last night bros, Joi and Alita were in it, it started off with Joi, but i eventually met Alita, (doll body) and became her friend. I can't remember much else, but i hope that tonight i can revisit this universe.

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It's a pathetic attempt at astroturfing by maybe half a dozen fags

It's not astroturfing if we do it for free.
See, when we're not paid it's called, "Being a fan."
Go back to your paid threads, Brie.

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>astroturfing
that your new attempt at a memeword jerome?

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The Fox and Disney merger is expected to lose 4000 jobs. Once that happens the anti-Alita shills will suddenly disappear.
Screencap this.

>Consistently 50+ POSTERS
>Always hitting bump limit

That pepita is unsettling

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Cameron insisted I make the mouth larger. What Cameron wants Cameron gets and FUCK THE HATERS.

8:45 for cute RR/Rosa hugging.

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Don't worry Alita is still pure, he only banged Alita's representative in our reality.

Dudes I'm in Austin next to Troublemaker Studios about to go into Passport to Iron City and I'm so psyched I can't stand it

Then search from your archives how i've repeated that since i haven't posted on any of these threads before. was just genuinely curious.

Fuck the haters. Cameron was RIGHT.

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take photos and post nigger

you better take tons of pics and report back to us

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where i live there is a Lindt store and the choco cost less than 2€

D E T A I L S

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I think people way over estimate the number of "shills" in these threads on both sides
it's just autists accusing each other

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Have fun! for all of us that can't go

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Nah, they were really bad before CM made more money. Then there was a surge to try and get Alita out of theaters. Now that she's extended they're surging again.
But it's all a coincidence with a company (Disney) that's already proven to pull boxoffice fraud, buy out critics, fake scores, and force YouTube to change its search algorithms to keep bad reviews out of the results.

>8:45
It should be renamed to Alita Brapper Angel

you lucky duck. I was in Austin at the beginning of February to visit some friends before the movie came out. Now I'm disappointed I didn't put the trip off because going to do that with a group would have been fun as fuck

Went myself before user
You’ll love it!

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Speaking of vendettas, someone a few threads back claimed Cameron was not pleased at all with the True Lies bit in Captain Marvel. Is there a source or anything to back that up?

I won't have time to read it until I get home from work, but bless you writebro, you're a damn hero. See you around.

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The face of an angel,and a bum built for brapping

Damn it lucky, I want to go. Hey user, check to see how much some of the merchandise is! I will buy some of it off you. With interest of course, if you pay $15 for a glass, I'll pay you $25 or so.
That was just a rumor, I don't have a source on that. I would like to find a source though.

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Yeah, I can't imagine any other reason they'd do that in the movie other than to shit on Cameron.
Frankly, if HE isn't pissed I AM for him.

If you click the link to my username on Pastebin you should be able to see all my stories!

>live in nyc
>for months alita's face was on every billboard and taxi in town
>didn't think much of the movie at the time
>decide to see it on a whim
>now i have a daughteru

And I WILL protect her smile

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Sleepy time frens! good night everybody

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Thanks friend. I'm keen to hear what you all think. Today is looking slow at work so I'll be around.

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night fren

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isn't there one in LA? If I could take time off work I'd consider going down there to crash on my brother's couch just to see it. Also interested in potential merch if that user is willing to go shopping for us lol

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WRITEFAG YOU LISTEN HERE YOU SUNOVABITCH
wonderful writings, i loved them

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>50 Posters hitting 310 post bump limit
>3-5 of them are responsible for 80% of the posts
Just stop. The spamming of these threads needs to end. Its time for you tourists to leave.

>2 minutes without a reply

this general is dying ;__;

I'll say again, this my favorite webm of all time.

Never stop your WWE enthusiasm. Alita Face when?

Thanks for the bump.

Count me in too whatever merch they might have there. Would love to see a picture of the gift shop if they have one

better late than never, user

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Have faith user

>kiss me in the rain, user

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Not only that but have you noticed that the threads are slipping down the catalog more and more each day? It used to be on page one more often then not. It averages page four now. Thank god its losing steam as the casuals pack their shit and leave back to redit, twitter, tumblr and facebook.

>just in the rain
Ha. Good one.

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What thread are we on?

Where's archivist user when you need him?

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such a magnificent shot

She's so cute here. I love that expression on her face, so pleased with herself for finding the Berserker

You should be thankful user. Posters like myself dumping reality into these threads are helping your safespace thread stay afloat. Won't be long now till your sorry ass general will be 404ed once and for all.

no idea, we're getting closer and closer every day to #299 and this train ain't stopping

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>dumping reality
>on a board about tv
Sure showed us.

Samefag. The jannies are on our side. We're riding this general all the way to 999.

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yeah, wtf?

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It’s because of the retarded rules some anons started posting

It's expected, unfortunately.
However, once that BluRay drops, ooooh maaamaaaa. It'll be page 1 all day erry day.

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Yeah we're in for a lot more than that.

better camrip
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Yes I did.

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Meh, he was an ass.

He was also trying to steal her "bounty."
So they categorized her actions as self defense.

why do you guys give a shit about pages?
i can't live without the catalog

Its not samefagging for a poster to reply to a couple of posts you absolute fucking retard.

dubs of hope!

>Just hit image limit
>This general is dying
Sure...

Everything's a numbers game with a CM shill, though.
Besides, all their CM threads are nuked or 404'd. Pity them.

kek

hey man he was trying to mug her in front of them. alitas only mistake was not slicing his brain off so he wouldnt rat her out and get hugo killed.

>doesn't know how the board works
>can't understand the meaning of a thread averaging lower then it used to
>t. /newfag/

bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3551556/script-meg-2-currently-works/
>the Meg is getting a sequel
OH HO HO NO NO NO

I mean, it made money. Why wouldn't it get a sequel?

Remember to support the movie, only pirate to make OC or if you have no legal way to watch it.

The reason they are here shilling is because deep down they are jealous

Accurate.

image limit makes me mad. someone start next thread.

Nope, post more about Alita then make a thread.
What's your favorite scene? And why?

Not yet, we need more posts. What's your favourite foreshadowing?
>hey man where's my cut

Okay, why did Hugo keep going back to meet Vector and have Alita sign up for tryouts after he found out the grindcutters they took got used for Grewishka, and he tried to kill Alita?

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>what planet are you from?

I was looking forward to Meg but it ended up feeling exactly like a Sci Fi channel movie to me

this one obviously.
>wakinghands.webm

What he cared about most was getting to Zalem, right up until the end when he realized his mistake

it's for my fellow OC content creators, also pointing out that quality is not the best, but it only have the very small qw watermark and the audio is great

>I'll crawl up there with my bare hands if I have to, or use my brain, or look at it real intensely with my eyes, and my beating heart.

Here's a question, which scene touched you the most? Like on a deep personal level, something that made you realize you were watching art and not just a movie?

cus he was a shit boyfriend who repeatedly betrayed alita throughout the movie how did you not get that he deserved to fall from the tube many times over

Just downloaded it in 10 seconds, I hate the blue tint over it. I prefer the yellow tint we've had to use.

>thank you father

fuck off, he's doing the best he can in shit circumstances. It's his dream, user.

It wasn't a scene, per se, but when I realized they weren't quipping.

Honestly the bar fight. It was the when I fully appreciated the love that went in to this movie

>can't understand the meaning of a thread averaging lower then it used to
i don't give a fucking shit about your thread popularity contest, i'm here because i love this movie
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new bread ready for 310

>from a movie making perspective
The gruishka rematch in the sewer. Pure fucking Kino.
>from a personal one
Rip my boy Hugo.........I love him......

Half the movie, honestly. But
>And I'm just an insignificant girl.
stirs me in a way I can't even begin to describe.

>Underground fight, when the two grindcutters hit the wall in sync to the music
>When she gets sliced to pieces but refuses to give up, culminating in one of the most sarisfying f-bombs in cinema history

This definitely is what sold me on the movie being a higher level of film. I knew I was looking at a classic when this scene happened. I would say the final tube scene also being a huge scene, that will go down in the books.

Watching Alita in IMAX 3D in 10min. Probably the last IMAX showing ever. Too bad it's a French dub

>measures the worth of her hands right away
>only helps her in the bar fight when he can sneak attack one guy then hides again
>gets her chopped up by delivering the grind cutters to grewishka
>only tried to kiss her after she grows big purple boobs
>sells her out to vector
>ditches her to climb up to zalem
im sorry youre at long term relationship victim of abuse levels of denial, but he had it coming.
>

I'm jelly

Seeing it in IMAX 3D regardless of the language is a privilege.

i know, me too, but you can't make some scene webms with that much shit overlapping the screen.
also the audio is reeeeeeeeeally good

>I do not stand by in the presence of evil

I've seen it 12 times now and I get goosebumps every single time. Alita went to the bar to ask for help against Grewishka, but when he shows up and no one stands with her, she doesn't hesitate to fight him

new

You better make that Fuck The Haters edit, user. I've been promised that from two different people but no one's delivered yet.

On the bright side, I never watched in French even though I'm a native francophone.

I mean, he WAS in violation; his life was forfeit