Do Americans really do this?

Kek

Just think about all the germs they've brought in from public washrooms or public sidewalks they tracked in. Then they drop their food on that floor and "5 second rule" it.

Americans literally lick public washroom floors daily when they eat their food.

Yes, we usually do ask the escort to leave after her services are no longer required and she's fed a hearty breakfast to get her through most of the day.

Isn't this show like 100x more popular in the UK than the US?

UK isn't Europe it's just a colony of the US

kek I thought the same

Peak Monica > Peak Rachel
>cum fite me irl

We don't shit on the sidewalk like you third-worlders so it's not a problem

amerisharts are like pooloo indians but with nicer things

Footfaggotry is the worst fetish.

Why do we need this thread everyday? Americans take their shoes off in their own homes but rarely at anyone else’s unless asked to

A room full of people with their shoes off is going to smell like shit. Your shitty countries already smell so you probably don’t notice it

It was the 90’s. It would make sense.

Originally the script for this episode featured a subplot where Chandler revealed his cbt fetish to Monica, but Monica unable to satisfy Chandler calls in a favor with Rachel, who as it happens used to moonlight as a dominatrix in college, Rachel as it happens still has a bone to pick with Chandler and accidentally ruptures one of his testicles and he has to be brought to the hospital, but sadly Phoebe's cab breaks down and hilarity ensues.
Sadly the script was rewritten when one of the producers balked at it after going through the loss of a testicle himself years prior.

The boots that Jennifer Aniston is wearing is the only thing that remaining from the original story.

>A room full of people with their shoes off is going to smell like shit.
We're not fat fucks that sweat all day so we're fine

Kek this. Europeans literally can’t comprehend how much cleaner American streets and sidewalks are.

>feet don’t stink!
Thanks for proving my point

What about your dogs?

I'm not a fucking plumber so no they don't

We eat cows instead.

Do Europeans really not have big backyards, keg parties and red party cups? What a sad existence.

My anime says otherwise

>tfw burger
>tfw shoes indoors
>tfw barefoot outdoors
what did my ancestors mean by this?

Yes, all perky blondes are forced to wear leather heeled boots and go without bras. Its truly awful.

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To be fair, they live in NYC. It's not like rats aren't scurrying across the floor whenever they leave the room, or their closets aren't infested with cockroaches.

>Do Europeans really not have big backyards
Everyone does
>keg parties and red party cups?
No

kek

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>but rarely at anyone else’s unless asked to

What if it's house rules to take it off but they grew up an orphan because their Dad took a fucking bullet in Okinawa? Do they take orders from fucking Mr. Moto?

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You're just obese, mutt. feet don't naturally stink you absolute 600kg fucking mongoloid. god it actually makes me mad how dumb some americans can be, ngl.

we have indoor pairs of shoes and decontamination hallways for changing into our outside shoes

I lived across 2 girls that I got to know really well, eventually we would freely go over to eachothers apartments when we wanted to fuck. God almighty that was the best 6 months of my life, but I had to move because my job got relocated. I wanted to give up the job actually to stay there, but my goal is ultimately a wife with kids, and I wasn't going to find that with the 2 whores next door. But I def miss it. Probably for the best though, I was having so much sex that it killed my drive to do pretty much anything else and I was exhausted all the time.

not too hard to not eat off the floor.

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thanks for sharing

FUCK YOU CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Agree but it wasn't long before she became a skeleton with lose skin drapped across it.

It differs depending on your racial/cultural background as an American. For example, my ethnically German grandparents always wore some sort of shoe or slipper in the house, and always described it as a characteristically German thing. Yet, my family has always taken our shoes off when we enter the house. Perhaps it’s more generational. Point being, most modern middle class Americans don’t wear shoes in their homes.

In my house, my guests are required to leave their shoes at the door. The only exception is if it is an elderly person. A few people have commented that it seems odd, but fuck them because I keep my house spotless like the anal autist that I am. If you want to leave your shoes on in your home after walking through the rain, be my guest, but not in my fucking house.

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That's not what I asked

I lived across 2 farmers that I got to know really well, eventually we would freely go over to eachothers farnhouses when we wanted to talk about Sneed. God almighty that was the best 6 months of my life, but I had to move because my farm got burnt down. I wanted to rebuild my farm actually to stay there, but my goal is ultimately to own a Feed and Seed, and I wasn't going to find that with the 2 farmers next door. But I def miss it. Probably for the best though, I was talking so much abou Sneed that it killed my drive to do pretty much anything else and I was exhausted all the time.

Based

i'm 6' 1" and 164lbs (or 74 in poor people units), but keep seething, smelly faggot yuropoor

God. I want to lick Rachel boots soles

>skinny people don't have foot odour
This nigger has never lived in a college dormitory

0/10

They even wear them on the bed. Fucking savages.

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>All those vials of prescription meds
user, they are clearly a sick person. Shoes on the bed is just conformation they aren't right in the head.

What a nightmare.

>my feet fucking stinks, yikes!
>lol you smelly faggot lol
Absolute state of american IQ

Why didn't they make it a recurring joke with Monica's neuroses? Missed opportunity desu

>but rarely at anyone else’s unless asked to
wow, cunts

Yes they live 5 people in a flat cause they can't afford rents in New York.

nice thread nigga

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>Why didn't they make it a recurring joke with Monica's neuroses?
Because nobody in the US even thinks about shoes indoors as an issue to begin with.

If I lived in NYC I'd never take my shoes off and shower with flip flops on even in my own apartment. The place is filthy like any huge city and is infested with vermin even in the nicest of areas.

sure they do but they don't live in big city shitholes

I've literally never once heard anyone make an issue out of shoes indoors in all my 30+ years of living in America. Only foreign people online talk about it. Normal Americans just keep their shoes on the same way they would in any outdoors location.

Peak Phoebe > Peak Rachel > Rachel > Peak Monica > Monica > Phoebe

>If I lived in NYC I'd never take my shoes off and shower with flip flops on even in my own apartment. The place is filthy like any huge city and is infested with vermin even in the nicest of areas.
Why wouldn't you clean the floor after you move in

based

It's not a carpet so it's ok

Yes we do. We live in constant fear and are always prepared for SHTF. Something you eurodelicates aren't acquainted with. Maybe if you were more like us you wouldn't be under sharia law now.

We are courteous to our guests and don't insist they bare their feet if that makes them uncomfortable.

Why do Europeans have to prove the memes right literally every time?

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Test

Have sex

NYC is atrocious. I moved from there to Boston and was baffled at how much cleaner Boston was. NYC looked like a fucking ghetto in comparison.

Bend over, my new cumdumpster.

We don't shit on dogs either, you sick fuck

>This
It is so we can escape faster if needed.
>Pic related.

Forgot pic

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I think this is my favorite response to the "have sex" posts

Can San Francisco even be saved at this point?

Yes, it’s on Comedy Central daily.

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Many american homes doesn't have indoor heating in their floor so they need shoes. They do in other parts of the world so we don't need shoes indoors.

Lmao its common practice ESPECIALLY in rural locales because you're trudging through mud and shit. Fucking hell the Greeks are autistic about it, city or not.

>Be American
>Cut off foreskin cuz can't be arsed to clean
>Wear shoes to bed

Basically this. Can we please not have the exact same thread everytime someone new brings this up?

depends on the place

On the coast generally you don't because you live in a city, in new york there is no way you wear shoes in doors unless you are a poor fucker you just can't.

If you are in the midwest or south since 99% of the people there are poor as fuck they wear shoes inside and don't think anything of it.

Best thing to tell europeans All the money is on the coasts of america, so if the person isn't from an atlantic or pacific coastal state, they are probably poor as shit compared to the rest of America. The Midwest is basically a giant version of poland, full of meth, alcohol, weird racism and paranoia

Do europeans really do this?

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>no shoe policy

What do you do if you have visitors?

...tell them to take their shows off

are you from the midwest

I grew up in the suburban midwest and some houses would want you to take them off. It's not a problem though because richer towns I grew up in were so clean and the houses so big/ cleaned regularly it wasn't a problem. In this way I guess keeping your shoes on is a form of privilege because none of what you think as being the negative aspects are apparent in this situation

:)

this scene is GOAT

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Exist? Sadly yes.

>tfw I bought a trench coat like the one neo had after watching the movie (except mine was all fabric with no leather)
>tfw I used to wear it every day no matter the time

Underrated

No. The only reason they have shoes on is because its a studio set.

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>be europoor
>need to get in bread line for daily ration
>put on knee high boots to avoid the filth in the streets
>get out the door, realize I forgot my communist party id card
>have to take off boots before I go inside, as is our custom